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Serious question :(

My dick curves down (no, I don't have Peyronie's Disease, I've had it like this my whole life) when it's hard. While fucking it's not impossible, it definitely limits my positions. When topping, it's annoying sometimes to not be able to fuck missionary, or getting in a weird/uncomfortable position to do it. Are there any surgeries, treatments, exercises that can be used to straighten your cock?

Oh, boo-hoo; yes, we all are hoes. Don't you lie.

by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2021 1:54 AM

Tape a lit firecracker to it.

by Anonymousreply 1October 15, 2021 2:08 AM

You're stuck with it.

by Anonymousreply 2October 15, 2021 2:10 AM

Learn to bottom

by Anonymousreply 3October 15, 2021 2:43 AM

Maybe try this, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 15, 2021 3:05 AM

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by Anonymousreply 5October 15, 2021 3:14 AM

[quote]Hypospadias (hi-poe-SPAY-dee-us) is a birth defect (congenital condition) in which the opening of the urethra is on the underside of the penis instead of at the tip. The urethra is the tube through which urine drains from your bladder and exits your body.

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by Anonymousreply 6October 15, 2021 3:14 AM

Yes, of course, Datalounge is the first place I come to when I'm seeking medical advice for a *serious* medical condition. Here's some advice: go to a doctor.

by Anonymousreply 7October 15, 2021 3:16 AM

I can straiten it for you with mouth. All Slavean lady know such skill.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 15, 2021 3:18 AM

Sounds hot, actually

by Anonymousreply 9October 15, 2021 3:18 AM

Is this thread about Bill Clinton?

by Anonymousreply 10October 15, 2021 3:22 AM

A downward point is good for deepthroating. You can stand and the other guy can be on his knees and you can go down very deep

by Anonymousreply 11October 15, 2021 3:27 AM

It's also a good angle for fueling a car.

by Anonymousreply 12October 15, 2021 3:41 AM

You could try jelqing. Not sure if it actually works, but it sounds exhausting and painful. I think you should just rely on your strengths. Topping from behind is a distinct advantage you have over upward-dicked guys. It's more comfortable IMO and just as hot and intimate.

by Anonymousreply 13October 15, 2021 3:58 AM

Sweet!! Can I see a picture of it? :-P

by Anonymousreply 14October 15, 2021 4:20 AM

R7 You know people here also share their experiences, right?

by Anonymousreply 15October 15, 2021 4:49 AM

OP, yes there are treatments for the condition you describe and doctors who specialize in this specific condition. I know there's gay men's urology department at Northwestern Medicine and this is one of the conditions they treat. Try Google to find specialists in your area.

by Anonymousreply 16October 15, 2021 4:49 AM

R4, R13 and R16 thanks!

by Anonymousreply 17October 15, 2021 4:54 AM

Good for doggie. Not so much for missionary.

by Anonymousreply 18October 15, 2021 7:09 AM

OP -- Are you Adam Levine? Does it hook down and to the left?

by Anonymousreply 19October 15, 2021 11:20 AM

You should just own it and be happy with it. I had a boyfriend years ago whose dick pointed down. He fucked me standing in the shower and it was hot. I miss that cock.

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2021 11:26 AM

Obligatory "this thread is useless without pics."

by Anonymousreply 21October 15, 2021 11:41 AM

I can help.

by Anonymousreply 22October 15, 2021 11:47 AM

We need to see pics to make a diagnosis.

by Anonymousreply 23October 15, 2021 11:48 AM

Splint it with a couple of popsicle sticks and rubber bands.

by Anonymousreply 24October 15, 2021 12:12 PM

People like R3 who suggest that tops should become bottoms are mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 25October 15, 2021 11:56 PM

Wow!

by Anonymousreply 26November 5, 2021 1:45 AM

OP if your dick is 8 inches or more, downward hardons are a gift to deep throat cocksuckers.

by Anonymousreply 27November 5, 2021 1:54 AM
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