I don't have the guts so I haven't yet but I'd say my name was Brucilla.
What name do you give for the barista to shout out?
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 30, 2021 6:06 AM |
Anita Mann
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 14, 2021 4:47 PM |
Dorcas
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 14, 2021 4:48 PM |
Praise D. Lord
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 14, 2021 5:01 PM |
Darcy Vonfeldt
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 14, 2021 5:08 PM |
Assy
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 14, 2021 5:13 PM |
Mike Hunt
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 14, 2021 6:09 PM |
The Doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 14, 2021 6:11 PM |
I literally do always say my order is for the name of one of the Power Puff Girls. My name is common and I don't want my lemon loaf going to the other bastard.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 14, 2021 6:15 PM |
Pazuzu
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 14, 2021 6:16 PM |
Anastasia Beaverhausen
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 14, 2021 6:18 PM |
Mame Dennis
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 14, 2021 6:19 PM |
John Barron
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 14, 2021 6:20 PM |
Oprah.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 14, 2021 6:36 PM |
Oprah.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 14, 2021 6:36 PM |
Fred (not my real name, but easy to hear and recognize, no one else has it anymore as a name, and it's impossible to get wrong).
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 14, 2021 6:38 PM |
Tippi
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 14, 2021 6:50 PM |
Helene Boxburger
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 14, 2021 9:00 PM |
Leon Lipschitz
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 14, 2021 9:03 PM |
Urkel
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 14, 2021 9:06 PM |
Karen. So he'll make extra sure to get my order right.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 14, 2021 9:08 PM |
Cheryl.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 14, 2021 9:08 PM |
Diana.
And then I'll scream at him if he doesn't call me "Miss Ross."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 14, 2021 9:09 PM |
r20 that's actually pretty smart!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 14, 2021 9:56 PM |
Rusty Shackelford
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 14, 2021 9:59 PM |
Theo.
For some reason, it always brings a smile,
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 14, 2021 10:01 PM |
Skittles
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 14, 2021 10:08 PM |
B. Iglots
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 14, 2021 10:09 PM |
Spike
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 14, 2021 10:11 PM |
R22 FTW!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 14, 2021 10:29 PM |
I use the name "Fire" and ask the coffee pusher to say my name loud because I'm hard of hearing.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 14, 2021 10:38 PM |
Marie
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 14, 2021 10:52 PM |
Queen Carlotta
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 14, 2021 10:52 PM |
Coffee
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 14, 2021 10:55 PM |
Tim Hortons
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 14, 2021 10:55 PM |
Vairst Letty
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 14, 2021 11:05 PM |
Slenderman
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 14, 2021 11:08 PM |
Areola Grinda
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 14, 2021 11:16 PM |
Amanda Hugginkiss
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 14, 2021 11:19 PM |
Clititia
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 14, 2021 11:22 PM |
Satan
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 14, 2021 11:24 PM |
Ouiser Boudreaux
or
Helen Lawson
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 14, 2021 11:26 PM |
LaQuisha Mercedes Johnson
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 14, 2021 11:29 PM |
Martita Hunt!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 14, 2021 11:31 PM |
Ginny in billing or if I'm feeling especially glib, Jackie on Assistance
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 14, 2021 11:41 PM |
Mrs Patrick Campbell
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 14, 2021 11:43 PM |
I always give my first name - Greg - and invariably get one of the following: Glen, Geoff, Fred, Grant or Gary.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 14, 2021 11:44 PM |
I also say "Greg," and then I give them the benefit of my brilliant opinions about meals I've cooked!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 14, 2021 11:47 PM |
Kwisatz Haderach
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 14, 2021 11:48 PM |
Bubbles
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 14, 2021 11:48 PM |
Chip- I have a small, but noticeable chip in my eye tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 14, 2021 11:49 PM |
Cunt
"Hey Cunt, your order's ready!"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 14, 2021 11:51 PM |
Vivian Vance
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 14, 2021 11:51 PM |
Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of…Oh fuck it. It’s too long.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 14, 2021 11:52 PM |
Queefie
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 14, 2021 11:55 PM |
R47 I’m not that Greg! But thanks for the laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 14, 2021 11:56 PM |
Adele Dazeem
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 15, 2021 12:00 AM |
Aretha Flowers.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 15, 2021 12:05 AM |
Ima Kuhnt.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 15, 2021 12:06 AM |
R56: she’s Wickedly Talented!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 15, 2021 12:08 AM |
Ms. Borrocks. x
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 15, 2021 12:09 AM |
Juan Valdez
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 15, 2021 12:15 AM |
Caitlyn
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 15, 2021 12:19 AM |
"Yes, yes, oh god fuck me I'm close yes."
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 15, 2021 12:22 AM |
LaQuanza
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 15, 2021 12:27 AM |
Adolph Hitler
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 15, 2021 12:38 AM |
Max Power. Strap in and feel the Gs!
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 15, 2021 12:39 AM |
Moist Mussy
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 15, 2021 12:42 AM |
George Glass
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 15, 2021 12:49 AM |
R43! I thought I was the only one!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 15, 2021 12:50 AM |
Clit Eastwood.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 15, 2021 12:51 AM |
And then when the baristaslovich calls out "Clint, Clint Eastwood," I ignore him.
He'll repeat it three or four times, and people start looking around, getting excited.
Finally I turn around and say, "What was that name, please?"
When he says "Clint Eastwood" again, I say, "Close but that's not it." And turn my back to him.
The end of the matter always is different, but it's always memorable.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 15, 2021 12:54 AM |
Cuntessa
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 15, 2021 2:12 AM |
Lady Grey Bush
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 15, 2021 2:12 AM |
Fiona Flaps
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 15, 2021 2:12 AM |
Big Beaver
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 15, 2021 2:13 AM |
Open Box
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 15, 2021 2:15 AM |
Pam Demic
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 15, 2021 2:17 AM |
Jim Shu
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 15, 2021 2:27 AM |
Neely. Neely O'Hara.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 15, 2021 2:33 AM |
Toots
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 15, 2021 2:35 AM |
Colonel Angus
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 15, 2021 2:59 AM |
Dwight Mannsburden
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 15, 2021 3:03 AM |
Dawson. Rose Dawson.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 15, 2021 3:03 AM |
Hugh Jardon
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 15, 2021 3:05 AM |
Ava Jina
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 15, 2021 3:06 AM |
Doris Glee
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 15, 2021 3:06 AM |
Doubtfire. Mrs Doubtfire
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 15, 2021 3:23 AM |
Stella!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 15, 2021 3:31 AM |
Incontinentia Buttocks
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 15, 2021 3:33 AM |
Moe Cachino
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 15, 2021 12:53 PM |
Jan Bot
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 15, 2021 3:27 PM |
I don't have anything witty to add just that I use "Oscar" which was my late dachshund's name.
I miss my little Oscar Mayer Wiener.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 15, 2021 5:31 PM |
Muriel
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 15, 2021 5:33 PM |
Delilah-Judith
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 15, 2021 5:35 PM |
bingo
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 15, 2021 5:38 PM |
The Senatrice
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 15, 2021 5:40 PM |
Don Cacchino.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 15, 2021 5:44 PM |
Niagara Falls.
And then from the far end of the shithole Starbucks I do the Three Stooges routine, with "Slowly I turned... Step by step, inch by inch...." as I slowly approach the counter.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 15, 2021 5:50 PM |
Ting Tong. Or Tong Ting.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 15, 2021 6:19 PM |
Malcolm
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 15, 2021 6:21 PM |
Wilma Fingerdoo
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 15, 2021 6:22 PM |
Ben Dover.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 15, 2021 6:43 PM |
Bessie Mae Mucho
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 15, 2021 6:51 PM |
Splenda
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 15, 2021 8:12 PM |
PUSSY WILLOW!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 15, 2021 8:14 PM |
Ho Lee Fuk
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 15, 2021 8:14 PM |
Mi Suk Yang
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 15, 2021 8:36 PM |
Dicky Licky?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 15, 2021 8:38 PM |
Curly. A lot of times they don't have to yell.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 15, 2021 8:58 PM |
Barack.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 15, 2021 9:00 PM |
The name's BOND.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 15, 2021 10:23 PM |
Fat Whore
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 16, 2021 12:51 AM |
Brunhilda Cum. It's good for a giggle. I spell out both Brunhilda and Cum slowly and completely deadpan.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 16, 2021 12:52 AM |
Machofucker XXL
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 16, 2021 12:52 AM |
The Cockgobbler
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 16, 2021 1:04 PM |
Huge Jackman
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 16, 2021 1:05 PM |
Anyone who kills 12 firefighters in one incident is superhuman or an extraordinary human, even if they had a gun. After that initial killing spree, the town was be inundated with federal forces, and the national guard.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 16, 2021 1:20 PM |
Also, why don’t people in this time hear all the mayhem Going on outside their homes and call police?
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 16, 2021 1:20 PM |
Uncle Poodle
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 16, 2021 2:12 PM |
Betty Flat White
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 16, 2021 2:13 PM |
Di-Rhea
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 16, 2021 2:38 PM |
Neely O'Hara
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 16, 2021 2:40 PM |
Mike Hunt
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 16, 2021 2:42 PM |
Dick Hertz
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 16, 2021 2:42 PM |
Haywood Jablomie
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 16, 2021 2:43 PM |
Sum Ting Wong
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 16, 2021 2:44 PM |
Camille Tow
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 16, 2021 2:45 PM |
Brian Laundrie
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 16, 2021 2:46 PM |
Sirhan Sirhan
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 16, 2021 2:46 PM |
Herpes
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 16, 2021 2:50 PM |
Casey Donovan
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 16, 2021 2:52 PM |
Blowtina
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 16, 2021 3:32 PM |
Epstein or Weinstein
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 16, 2021 3:42 PM |
Tina Bringmetheaxe
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 16, 2021 4:00 PM |
Cute story...I stop at a national coffee chain every morning on my way to my office. One of the Baristas is this really REALLY cute guy, about mid-twenties, who has Tourette Syndrome. On my first visit, he was taking my order when his arm flew up in the air, and he screamed something (not an obscenity). Needless to say, it was a little shocking, but then you realize what's up, and you just treat him like anyone else. So apropos this thread, its always interesting when you're waiting for your drink, because whatever name you've given him isn't necessarily what he's going to call out. I have great respect for him, and also for the company, for hiring him in a customer service position and making people confront that disability.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 16, 2021 4:20 PM |
STUD MUFFIN.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 16, 2021 4:30 PM |
Homosexualist
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 16, 2021 4:31 PM |
Baby Be Black
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 17, 2021 3:21 AM |
BBC
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 17, 2021 4:14 AM |
BALENCIAAAGAAAAAA!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 17, 2021 4:37 AM |
Lizsha.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 17, 2021 8:48 AM |
Agamemnon
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 17, 2021 8:50 AM |
Stella!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 17, 2021 8:51 AM |
Jeff Stryker
And when they call my name, I respond, "Oh yeah, I'm coming..."
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 17, 2021 9:05 AM |
Mrs Norman Maine
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 17, 2021 9:09 AM |
Nemorino or Radames.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 17, 2021 9:26 AM |
Herpes
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 17, 2021 9:27 AM |
Faggit
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 17, 2021 10:03 AM |
MA’AM!! IT’S MA’AM!!!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 17, 2021 10:04 AM |
Back when Michael Dukakis was Governor of Massachusetts, a friend who lived in Boston would always use the name "Dukakis" when calling to make a restaurant reservation.
Almost always, he would be asked "Are you any relation to the Governor?" and my friend would reply "Please, I don't want any special treatment" and of course he would always get a prime reservation and a great table.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 17, 2021 10:34 AM |
Sum Ting Rong
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 17, 2021 11:06 AM |
R152, Um, R127
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 17, 2021 11:55 AM |
MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 17, 2021 12:03 PM |
I guess there was Sum Ting Rong, R153
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 17, 2021 12:05 PM |
Carlos Danger
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 17, 2021 12:06 PM |
Theminthem
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 17, 2021 12:12 PM |
IMGAY
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 17, 2021 12:19 PM |
Amélie Rose
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 17, 2021 12:28 PM |
Princess Grace
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 17, 2021 12:29 PM |
Lemmy C DePeen
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 17, 2021 12:48 PM |
Ida Slaptor
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 17, 2021 12:49 PM |
Phil McKracken
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 17, 2021 1:07 PM |
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 17, 2021 1:30 PM |
Jack Ruby
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 17, 2021 2:33 PM |
Julianne Moore, seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 17, 2021 2:43 PM |
Gilligan!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 17, 2021 2:58 PM |
Shitty Little Ann
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 17, 2021 3:51 PM |
Mildred’s Piece
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 17, 2021 6:09 PM |
Mike Hunt.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 17, 2021 6:59 PM |
Mike Hunt.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 17, 2021 7:43 PM |
My Kunt
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 17, 2021 7:43 PM |
Puddin N. Tane
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 18, 2021 7:27 AM |
Oliver Klosoff
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 18, 2021 7:28 AM |
Truly Scrumptious
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 18, 2021 7:29 AM |
Little Debbie
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 18, 2021 12:42 PM |
Ronald McDonald
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 18, 2021 12:42 PM |
Jizz Guzzler
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 18, 2021 1:04 PM |
Duncan.
Duncan Donuts
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 18, 2021 1:26 PM |
sugar junkie
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 18, 2021 6:28 PM |
Seaward.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 19, 2021 12:37 AM |
Ryan Seamencrest
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 19, 2021 12:46 AM |
I tell him my name is Mrs. Olson after searching for a menu item with the word "rich" or "richest" in it.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 19, 2021 1:33 AM |
Jazzhands!
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 19, 2021 1:34 AM |
I say my name is "Stupid" and then I do my spastic "special kid" routine on my way up to the counter when he calls it.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 19, 2021 1:36 AM |
Luvvy!
Or Stud, when I'm in a mood.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 19, 2021 1:37 AM |
Twatta
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 19, 2021 1:42 AM |
Labia Minora
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 19, 2021 2:49 AM |
Urakuntt
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 19, 2021 2:52 AM |
Major Wood
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 19, 2021 4:01 PM |
Taint
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 19, 2021 4:01 PM |
Lady Parts
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 19, 2021 4:02 PM |
Cock breath
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 19, 2021 4:03 PM |
Heavily Hung
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 19, 2021 4:06 PM |
Prostitution Whore
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 19, 2021 4:07 PM |
Blue Balls
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 19, 2021 4:08 PM |
Massive Meat
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 19, 2021 4:09 PM |
Yesterday I used "whore of Babylon" and sometimes I use "Jezebel-Harlot" I have used "I swallow, do u" or Cum addiction.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 19, 2021 4:09 PM |
Lavinia
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 19, 2021 4:18 PM |
Babs
by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 19, 2021 4:19 PM |
Jizzy
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 19, 2021 4:50 PM |
Cum Covered Cunt
I love the way all of the hard “C’s” roll off the barista’s tongue
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 19, 2021 4:51 PM |
Mother,
Mother Pence
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 19, 2021 4:56 PM |
If they're hot, I just say,
"Call me by YOUR name"
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 19, 2021 4:57 PM |
"CumInside MeBro"
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 19, 2021 4:58 PM |
[quote]"CumInside MeBro"
It's an ethnic name...and don't you dare disrespect my culture!"
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 19, 2021 5:00 PM |
Bahlzdeep
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 19, 2021 5:14 PM |
Wee-Wee Monsieur
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 19, 2021 5:17 PM |
Hairy dick
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 19, 2021 5:26 PM |
Matt Sterbate
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 19, 2021 5:44 PM |
Waldo Lydecker
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 19, 2021 5:47 PM |
Mahbussy Izhat
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 19, 2021 5:53 PM |
Mike Hock
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 19, 2021 5:54 PM |
Lady Labia
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 19, 2021 5:55 PM |
Emmy Sudeep
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 19, 2021 5:57 PM |
La Cuntessa.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 20, 2021 5:35 AM |
Anastasia Beaverhousen
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 20, 2021 6:32 AM |
Here's a $20...give me a little pump of protein in that, will ya?
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 20, 2021 6:33 AM |
Seamen
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 20, 2021 6:37 AM |
Aoife
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 20, 2021 7:10 AM |
Tadhg
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 20, 2021 7:20 AM |
Caoimhe
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 20, 2021 7:46 AM |
[quote]The Senatrice
Or Miss Lindsey
(or you can call this number if you're nasty)
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 20, 2021 7:48 AM |
R170, R171, and R172 for the learning disabled
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 20, 2021 7:53 AM |
Pussy Galore
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 20, 2021 11:06 AM |
Flouncer
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 20, 2021 1:54 PM |
Sassy!
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 20, 2021 2:29 PM |
Cuddles
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 20, 2021 4:35 PM |
Fanny
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 20, 2021 5:17 PM |
Mussy
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 20, 2021 5:18 PM |
Didi von Cuntington
by Anonymous | reply 232 | October 20, 2021 5:20 PM |
Sharon Tate
by Anonymous | reply 233 | October 20, 2021 5:20 PM |
Don Francisco
by Anonymous | reply 234 | October 21, 2021 11:41 AM |
Mrs. Stephen Haines
by Anonymous | reply 235 | October 21, 2021 2:05 PM |
Orthorinynkisanatinis.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 21, 2021 2:11 PM |
Kay Cheeseman
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 21, 2021 2:51 PM |
Hot Hole
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 22, 2021 12:55 AM |
Ass and a half
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 22, 2021 12:55 AM |
Iona Carr
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 22, 2021 2:21 AM |
I usually just scream,
"Oh please just stick it in me!"
"My pussy feels so empty!"
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 23, 2021 8:57 AM |
Muriel Davenport
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 28, 2021 8:13 PM |
Ima Bottom
It’s free advertising for any lonely men in the store .
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 28, 2021 8:17 PM |
Anastasia Beaverhausen
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 28, 2021 8:20 PM |
Call me Pam. Fuck my order up, call me Karen!
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 28, 2021 8:24 PM |
Lolly Purdue
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 29, 2021 11:19 AM |
Miss Kyle Beach
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 29, 2021 5:52 PM |
I give them my real name "Jim", but they invariably yell out "Chip"!
Is it because I'm white?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 29, 2021 5:55 PM |
Crystal Allen
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 29, 2021 10:58 PM |
Either "M. Fazeema," or "Assassin!"
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 30, 2021 4:58 AM |
Lorena Bobbitt
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 30, 2021 6:00 AM |
Uma Oprah
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 30, 2021 6:06 AM |