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What name do you give for the barista to shout out?

I don't have the guts so I haven't yet but I'd say my name was Brucilla.

by Anonymousreply 252October 30, 2021 7:06 AM

Anita Mann

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2021 5:47 PM

Dorcas

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 5:48 PM

Praise D. Lord

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 6:01 PM

Darcy Vonfeldt

by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2021 6:08 PM

Assy

by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2021 6:13 PM

Mike Hunt

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2021 7:09 PM

The Doctor.

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2021 7:11 PM

I literally do always say my order is for the name of one of the Power Puff Girls. My name is common and I don't want my lemon loaf going to the other bastard.

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 7:15 PM

Pazuzu

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2021 7:16 PM

Anastasia Beaverhausen

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2021 7:18 PM

Mame Dennis

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 7:19 PM

John Barron

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2021 7:20 PM

Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2021 7:36 PM

Oprah.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2021 7:36 PM

Fred (not my real name, but easy to hear and recognize, no one else has it anymore as a name, and it's impossible to get wrong).

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 7:38 PM

Tippi

by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2021 7:50 PM

Helene Boxburger

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2021 10:00 PM

Leon Lipschitz

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2021 10:03 PM

Urkel

by Anonymousreply 19October 14, 2021 10:06 PM

Karen. So he'll make extra sure to get my order right.

by Anonymousreply 20October 14, 2021 10:08 PM

Cheryl.

by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2021 10:08 PM

Diana.

And then I'll scream at him if he doesn't call me "Miss Ross."

by Anonymousreply 22October 14, 2021 10:09 PM

r20 that's actually pretty smart!

by Anonymousreply 23October 14, 2021 10:56 PM

Rusty Shackelford

by Anonymousreply 24October 14, 2021 10:59 PM

Theo.

For some reason, it always brings a smile,

by Anonymousreply 25October 14, 2021 11:01 PM

Skittles

by Anonymousreply 26October 14, 2021 11:08 PM

B. Iglots

by Anonymousreply 27October 14, 2021 11:09 PM

Spike

by Anonymousreply 28October 14, 2021 11:11 PM

R22 FTW!

by Anonymousreply 29October 14, 2021 11:29 PM

I use the name "Fire" and ask the coffee pusher to say my name loud because I'm hard of hearing.

by Anonymousreply 30October 14, 2021 11:38 PM

Marie

by Anonymousreply 31October 14, 2021 11:52 PM

Queen Carlotta

by Anonymousreply 32October 14, 2021 11:52 PM

Coffee

by Anonymousreply 33October 14, 2021 11:55 PM

Tim Hortons

by Anonymousreply 34October 14, 2021 11:55 PM

Vairst Letty

by Anonymousreply 35October 15, 2021 12:05 AM

Slenderman

by Anonymousreply 36October 15, 2021 12:08 AM

Areola Grinda

by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2021 12:16 AM

Amanda Hugginkiss

by Anonymousreply 38October 15, 2021 12:19 AM

Clititia

by Anonymousreply 39October 15, 2021 12:22 AM

Satan

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2021 12:24 AM

Ouiser Boudreaux

or

Helen Lawson

by Anonymousreply 41October 15, 2021 12:26 AM

LaQuisha Mercedes Johnson

by Anonymousreply 42October 15, 2021 12:29 AM

Martita Hunt!

by Anonymousreply 43October 15, 2021 12:31 AM

Ginny in billing or if I'm feeling especially glib, Jackie on Assistance

by Anonymousreply 44October 15, 2021 12:41 AM

Mrs Patrick Campbell

by Anonymousreply 45October 15, 2021 12:43 AM

I always give my first name - Greg - and invariably get one of the following: Glen, Geoff, Fred, Grant or Gary.

by Anonymousreply 46October 15, 2021 12:44 AM

I also say "Greg," and then I give them the benefit of my brilliant opinions about meals I've cooked!

by Anonymousreply 47October 15, 2021 12:47 AM

Kwisatz Haderach

by Anonymousreply 48October 15, 2021 12:48 AM

Bubbles

by Anonymousreply 49October 15, 2021 12:48 AM

Chip- I have a small, but noticeable chip in my eye tooth.

by Anonymousreply 50October 15, 2021 12:49 AM

Cunt

"Hey Cunt, your order's ready!"

by Anonymousreply 51October 15, 2021 12:51 AM

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 52October 15, 2021 12:51 AM

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of…Oh fuck it. It’s too long.

by Anonymousreply 53October 15, 2021 12:52 AM

Queefie

by Anonymousreply 54October 15, 2021 12:55 AM

R47 I’m not that Greg! But thanks for the laugh.

by Anonymousreply 55October 15, 2021 12:56 AM

Adele Dazeem

by Anonymousreply 56October 15, 2021 1:00 AM

Aretha Flowers.

by Anonymousreply 57October 15, 2021 1:05 AM

Ima Kuhnt.

by Anonymousreply 58October 15, 2021 1:06 AM

R56: she’s Wickedly Talented!

by Anonymousreply 59October 15, 2021 1:08 AM

Ms. Borrocks. x

by Anonymousreply 60October 15, 2021 1:09 AM

Juan Valdez

by Anonymousreply 61October 15, 2021 1:15 AM

Caitlyn

by Anonymousreply 62October 15, 2021 1:19 AM

"Yes, yes, oh god fuck me I'm close yes."

by Anonymousreply 63October 15, 2021 1:22 AM

LaQuanza

by Anonymousreply 64October 15, 2021 1:27 AM

Adolph Hitler

by Anonymousreply 65October 15, 2021 1:38 AM

Max Power. Strap in and feel the Gs!

by Anonymousreply 66October 15, 2021 1:39 AM

Moist Mussy

by Anonymousreply 67October 15, 2021 1:42 AM

George Glass

by Anonymousreply 68October 15, 2021 1:49 AM

R43! I thought I was the only one!

by Anonymousreply 69October 15, 2021 1:50 AM

Clit Eastwood.

by Anonymousreply 70October 15, 2021 1:51 AM

And then when the baristaslovich calls out "Clint, Clint Eastwood," I ignore him.

He'll repeat it three or four times, and people start looking around, getting excited.

Finally I turn around and say, "What was that name, please?"

When he says "Clint Eastwood" again, I say, "Close but that's not it." And turn my back to him.

The end of the matter always is different, but it's always memorable.

by Anonymousreply 71October 15, 2021 1:54 AM

Cuntessa

by Anonymousreply 72October 15, 2021 3:12 AM

Lady Grey Bush

by Anonymousreply 73October 15, 2021 3:12 AM

Fiona Flaps

by Anonymousreply 74October 15, 2021 3:12 AM

Big Beaver

by Anonymousreply 75October 15, 2021 3:13 AM

Open Box

by Anonymousreply 76October 15, 2021 3:15 AM

Pam Demic

by Anonymousreply 77October 15, 2021 3:17 AM

Jim Shu

by Anonymousreply 78October 15, 2021 3:27 AM

Neely. Neely O'Hara.

by Anonymousreply 79October 15, 2021 3:33 AM

Toots

by Anonymousreply 80October 15, 2021 3:35 AM

Colonel Angus

by Anonymousreply 81October 15, 2021 3:59 AM

Dwight Mannsburden

by Anonymousreply 82October 15, 2021 4:03 AM

Dawson. Rose Dawson.

by Anonymousreply 83October 15, 2021 4:03 AM

Hugh Jardon

by Anonymousreply 84October 15, 2021 4:05 AM

Ava Jina

by Anonymousreply 85October 15, 2021 4:06 AM

Doris Glee

by Anonymousreply 86October 15, 2021 4:06 AM

Doubtfire. Mrs Doubtfire

by Anonymousreply 87October 15, 2021 4:23 AM

Stella!

by Anonymousreply 88October 15, 2021 4:31 AM

Incontinentia Buttocks

by Anonymousreply 89October 15, 2021 4:33 AM

Moe Cachino

by Anonymousreply 90October 15, 2021 1:53 PM

Capucine.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 91October 15, 2021 3:46 PM

Jan Bot

by Anonymousreply 92October 15, 2021 4:27 PM

I don't have anything witty to add just that I use "Oscar" which was my late dachshund's name.

I miss my little Oscar Mayer Wiener.

by Anonymousreply 93October 15, 2021 6:31 PM

Muriel

by Anonymousreply 94October 15, 2021 6:33 PM

Delilah-Judith

by Anonymousreply 95October 15, 2021 6:35 PM

bingo

by Anonymousreply 96October 15, 2021 6:38 PM

The Senatrice

by Anonymousreply 97October 15, 2021 6:40 PM

Don Cacchino.

by Anonymousreply 98October 15, 2021 6:44 PM

Niagara Falls.

And then from the far end of the shithole Starbucks I do the Three Stooges routine, with "Slowly I turned... Step by step, inch by inch...." as I slowly approach the counter.

by Anonymousreply 99October 15, 2021 6:50 PM

Ting Tong. Or Tong Ting.

by Anonymousreply 100October 15, 2021 7:19 PM

Malcolm

by Anonymousreply 101October 15, 2021 7:21 PM

Wilma Fingerdoo

by Anonymousreply 102October 15, 2021 7:22 PM

Ben Dover.

by Anonymousreply 103October 15, 2021 7:43 PM

Bessie Mae Mucho

by Anonymousreply 104October 15, 2021 7:51 PM

Splenda

by Anonymousreply 105October 15, 2021 9:12 PM

PUSSY WILLOW!

by Anonymousreply 106October 15, 2021 9:14 PM

Ho Lee Fuk

by Anonymousreply 107October 15, 2021 9:14 PM

Mi Suk Yang

by Anonymousreply 108October 15, 2021 9:36 PM

Dicky Licky?

by Anonymousreply 109October 15, 2021 9:38 PM

Curly. A lot of times they don't have to yell.

by Anonymousreply 110October 15, 2021 9:58 PM

Barack.

by Anonymousreply 111October 15, 2021 10:00 PM

The name's BOND.

by Anonymousreply 112October 15, 2021 11:23 PM

Fat Whore

by Anonymousreply 113October 16, 2021 1:51 AM

Brunhilda Cum. It's good for a giggle. I spell out both Brunhilda and Cum slowly and completely deadpan.

by Anonymousreply 114October 16, 2021 1:52 AM

Machofucker XXL

by Anonymousreply 115October 16, 2021 1:52 AM

The Cockgobbler

by Anonymousreply 116October 16, 2021 2:04 PM

Huge Jackman

by Anonymousreply 117October 16, 2021 2:05 PM

Anyone who kills 12 firefighters in one incident is superhuman or an extraordinary human, even if they had a gun. After that initial killing spree, the town was be inundated with federal forces, and the national guard.

by Anonymousreply 118October 16, 2021 2:20 PM

Also, why don’t people in this time hear all the mayhem Going on outside their homes and call police?

by Anonymousreply 119October 16, 2021 2:20 PM

Uncle Poodle

by Anonymousreply 120October 16, 2021 3:12 PM

Betty Flat White

by Anonymousreply 121October 16, 2021 3:13 PM

Di-Rhea

by Anonymousreply 122October 16, 2021 3:38 PM

Neely O'Hara

by Anonymousreply 123October 16, 2021 3:40 PM

Mike Hunt

by Anonymousreply 124October 16, 2021 3:42 PM

Dick Hertz

by Anonymousreply 125October 16, 2021 3:42 PM

Haywood Jablomie

by Anonymousreply 126October 16, 2021 3:43 PM

Sum Ting Wong

by Anonymousreply 127October 16, 2021 3:44 PM

Camille Tow

by Anonymousreply 128October 16, 2021 3:45 PM

Brian Laundrie

by Anonymousreply 129October 16, 2021 3:46 PM

Sirhan Sirhan

by Anonymousreply 130October 16, 2021 3:46 PM

Herpes

by Anonymousreply 131October 16, 2021 3:50 PM

Casey Donovan

by Anonymousreply 132October 16, 2021 3:52 PM

Blowtina

by Anonymousreply 133October 16, 2021 4:32 PM

Epstein or Weinstein

by Anonymousreply 134October 16, 2021 4:42 PM

Tina Bringmetheaxe

by Anonymousreply 135October 16, 2021 5:00 PM

Cute story...I stop at a national coffee chain every morning on my way to my office. One of the Baristas is this really REALLY cute guy, about mid-twenties, who has Tourette Syndrome. On my first visit, he was taking my order when his arm flew up in the air, and he screamed something (not an obscenity). Needless to say, it was a little shocking, but then you realize what's up, and you just treat him like anyone else. So apropos this thread, its always interesting when you're waiting for your drink, because whatever name you've given him isn't necessarily what he's going to call out. I have great respect for him, and also for the company, for hiring him in a customer service position and making people confront that disability.

by Anonymousreply 136October 16, 2021 5:20 PM

STUD MUFFIN.

by Anonymousreply 137October 16, 2021 5:30 PM

Homosexualist

by Anonymousreply 138October 16, 2021 5:31 PM

Baby Be Black

by Anonymousreply 139October 17, 2021 4:21 AM

BBC

by Anonymousreply 140October 17, 2021 5:14 AM

BALENCIAAAGAAAAAA!

by Anonymousreply 141October 17, 2021 5:37 AM

Lizsha.

by Anonymousreply 142October 17, 2021 9:48 AM

Agamemnon

by Anonymousreply 143October 17, 2021 9:50 AM

Stella!

by Anonymousreply 144October 17, 2021 9:51 AM

Jeff Stryker

And when they call my name, I respond, "Oh yeah, I'm coming..."

by Anonymousreply 145October 17, 2021 10:05 AM

Mrs Norman Maine

by Anonymousreply 146October 17, 2021 10:09 AM

Nemorino or Radames.

by Anonymousreply 147October 17, 2021 10:26 AM

Herpes

by Anonymousreply 148October 17, 2021 10:27 AM

Faggit

by Anonymousreply 149October 17, 2021 11:03 AM

MA’AM!! IT’S MA’AM!!!

by Anonymousreply 150October 17, 2021 11:04 AM

Back when Michael Dukakis was Governor of Massachusetts, a friend who lived in Boston would always use the name "Dukakis" when calling to make a restaurant reservation.

Almost always, he would be asked "Are you any relation to the Governor?" and my friend would reply "Please, I don't want any special treatment" and of course he would always get a prime reservation and a great table.

by Anonymousreply 151October 17, 2021 11:34 AM

Sum Ting Rong

by Anonymousreply 152October 17, 2021 12:06 PM

R152, Um, R127

by Anonymousreply 153October 17, 2021 12:55 PM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 154October 17, 2021 1:03 PM

I guess there was Sum Ting Rong, R153

by Anonymousreply 155October 17, 2021 1:05 PM

Carlos Danger

by Anonymousreply 156October 17, 2021 1:06 PM

Theminthem

by Anonymousreply 157October 17, 2021 1:12 PM

IMGAY

by Anonymousreply 158October 17, 2021 1:19 PM

Amélie Rose

by Anonymousreply 159October 17, 2021 1:28 PM

Princess Grace

by Anonymousreply 160October 17, 2021 1:29 PM

Lemmy C DePeen

by Anonymousreply 161October 17, 2021 1:48 PM

Ida Slaptor

by Anonymousreply 162October 17, 2021 1:49 PM

Phil McKracken

by Anonymousreply 163October 17, 2021 2:07 PM

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

by Anonymousreply 164October 17, 2021 2:30 PM

Jack Ruby

by Anonymousreply 165October 17, 2021 3:33 PM

Julianne Moore, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 166October 17, 2021 3:43 PM

Gilligan!

by Anonymousreply 167October 17, 2021 3:58 PM

Shitty Little Ann

by Anonymousreply 168October 17, 2021 4:51 PM

Mildred’s Piece

by Anonymousreply 169October 17, 2021 7:09 PM

Mike Hunt.

by Anonymousreply 170October 17, 2021 7:59 PM

Mike Hunt.

by Anonymousreply 171October 17, 2021 8:43 PM

My Kunt

by Anonymousreply 172October 17, 2021 8:43 PM

Puddin N. Tane

by Anonymousreply 173October 18, 2021 8:27 AM

Oliver Klosoff

by Anonymousreply 174October 18, 2021 8:28 AM

Truly Scrumptious

by Anonymousreply 175October 18, 2021 8:29 AM

Little Debbie

by Anonymousreply 176October 18, 2021 1:42 PM

Ronald McDonald

by Anonymousreply 177October 18, 2021 1:42 PM

Jizz Guzzler

by Anonymousreply 178October 18, 2021 2:04 PM

Duncan.

Duncan Donuts

by Anonymousreply 179October 18, 2021 2:26 PM

sugar junkie

by Anonymousreply 180October 18, 2021 7:28 PM

Seaward.

by Anonymousreply 181October 19, 2021 1:37 AM

Ryan Seamencrest

by Anonymousreply 182October 19, 2021 1:46 AM

I tell him my name is Mrs. Olson after searching for a menu item with the word "rich" or "richest" in it.

by Anonymousreply 183October 19, 2021 2:33 AM

Jazzhands!

by Anonymousreply 184October 19, 2021 2:34 AM

I say my name is "Stupid" and then I do my spastic "special kid" routine on my way up to the counter when he calls it.

by Anonymousreply 185October 19, 2021 2:36 AM

Luvvy!

Or Stud, when I'm in a mood.

by Anonymousreply 186October 19, 2021 2:37 AM

Twatta

by Anonymousreply 187October 19, 2021 2:42 AM

Labia Minora

by Anonymousreply 188October 19, 2021 3:49 AM

Urakuntt

by Anonymousreply 189October 19, 2021 3:52 AM

Mark with a “c”

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 190October 19, 2021 4:56 AM

Major Wood

by Anonymousreply 191October 19, 2021 5:01 PM

Taint

by Anonymousreply 192October 19, 2021 5:01 PM

Lady Parts

by Anonymousreply 193October 19, 2021 5:02 PM

Cock breath

by Anonymousreply 194October 19, 2021 5:03 PM

Heavily Hung

by Anonymousreply 195October 19, 2021 5:06 PM

Prostitution Whore

by Anonymousreply 196October 19, 2021 5:07 PM

Blue Balls

by Anonymousreply 197October 19, 2021 5:08 PM

Massive Meat

by Anonymousreply 198October 19, 2021 5:09 PM

Yesterday I used "whore of Babylon" and sometimes I use "Jezebel-Harlot" I have used "I swallow, do u" or Cum addiction.

by Anonymousreply 199October 19, 2021 5:09 PM

Lavinia

by Anonymousreply 200October 19, 2021 5:18 PM

Babs

by Anonymousreply 201October 19, 2021 5:19 PM

Jizzy

by Anonymousreply 202October 19, 2021 5:50 PM

Cum Covered Cunt

I love the way all of the hard “C’s” roll off the barista’s tongue

by Anonymousreply 203October 19, 2021 5:51 PM

Mother,

Mother Pence

by Anonymousreply 204October 19, 2021 5:56 PM

If they're hot, I just say,

"Call me by YOUR name"

by Anonymousreply 205October 19, 2021 5:57 PM

"CumInside MeBro"

by Anonymousreply 206October 19, 2021 5:58 PM

[quote]"CumInside MeBro"

It's an ethnic name...and don't you dare disrespect my culture!"

by Anonymousreply 207October 19, 2021 6:00 PM

Bahlzdeep

by Anonymousreply 208October 19, 2021 6:14 PM

Wee-Wee Monsieur

by Anonymousreply 209October 19, 2021 6:17 PM

Hairy dick

by Anonymousreply 210October 19, 2021 6:26 PM

Matt Sterbate

by Anonymousreply 211October 19, 2021 6:44 PM

Waldo Lydecker

by Anonymousreply 212October 19, 2021 6:47 PM

Mahbussy Izhat

by Anonymousreply 213October 19, 2021 6:53 PM

Mike Hock

by Anonymousreply 214October 19, 2021 6:54 PM

Lady Labia

by Anonymousreply 215October 19, 2021 6:55 PM

Emmy Sudeep

by Anonymousreply 216October 19, 2021 6:57 PM

La Cuntessa.

by Anonymousreply 217October 20, 2021 6:35 AM

Anastasia Beaverhousen

by Anonymousreply 218October 20, 2021 7:32 AM

Here's a $20...give me a little pump of protein in that, will ya?

by Anonymousreply 219October 20, 2021 7:33 AM

Seamen

by Anonymousreply 220October 20, 2021 7:37 AM

Aoife

by Anonymousreply 221October 20, 2021 8:10 AM

Tadhg

by Anonymousreply 222October 20, 2021 8:20 AM

Caoimhe

by Anonymousreply 223October 20, 2021 8:46 AM

[quote]The Senatrice

Or Miss Lindsey

(or you can call this number if you're nasty)

by Anonymousreply 224October 20, 2021 8:48 AM

R170, R171, and R172 for the learning disabled

by Anonymousreply 225October 20, 2021 8:53 AM

Pussy Galore

by Anonymousreply 226October 20, 2021 12:06 PM

Flouncer

by Anonymousreply 227October 20, 2021 2:54 PM

Sassy!

by Anonymousreply 228October 20, 2021 3:29 PM

Cuddles

by Anonymousreply 229October 20, 2021 5:35 PM

Fanny

by Anonymousreply 230October 20, 2021 6:17 PM

Mussy

by Anonymousreply 231October 20, 2021 6:18 PM

Didi von Cuntington

by Anonymousreply 232October 20, 2021 6:20 PM

Sharon Tate

by Anonymousreply 233October 20, 2021 6:20 PM

Don Francisco

by Anonymousreply 234October 21, 2021 12:41 PM

Mrs. Stephen Haines

by Anonymousreply 235October 21, 2021 3:05 PM

Orthorinynkisanatinis.

by Anonymousreply 236October 21, 2021 3:11 PM

Kay Cheeseman

by Anonymousreply 237October 21, 2021 3:51 PM

Hot Hole

by Anonymousreply 238October 22, 2021 1:55 AM

Ass and a half

by Anonymousreply 239October 22, 2021 1:55 AM

Iona Carr

by Anonymousreply 240October 22, 2021 3:21 AM

I usually just scream,

"Oh please just stick it in me!"

"My pussy feels so empty!"

by Anonymousreply 241October 23, 2021 9:57 AM

Muriel Davenport

by Anonymousreply 242October 28, 2021 9:13 PM

Ima Bottom

It’s free advertising for any lonely men in the store .

by Anonymousreply 243October 28, 2021 9:17 PM

Anastasia Beaverhausen

by Anonymousreply 244October 28, 2021 9:20 PM

Call me Pam. Fuck my order up, call me Karen!

by Anonymousreply 245October 28, 2021 9:24 PM

Lolly Purdue

by Anonymousreply 246October 29, 2021 12:19 PM

Miss Kyle Beach

by Anonymousreply 247October 29, 2021 6:52 PM

I give them my real name "Jim", but they invariably yell out "Chip"!

Is it because I'm white?

by Anonymousreply 248October 29, 2021 6:55 PM

Crystal Allen

by Anonymousreply 249October 29, 2021 11:58 PM

Either "M. Fazeema," or "Assassin!"

by Anonymousreply 250October 30, 2021 5:58 AM

Lorena Bobbitt

by Anonymousreply 251October 30, 2021 7:00 AM

Uma Oprah

by Anonymousreply 252October 30, 2021 7:06 AM
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