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Let's be LinkedIn

I'm a picture of a little bucktoothed boy on the left and a grown handsome man on the right. That little boy was told he would not succeed because he was bucktoothed and ugly. But through perseverance and dad's dental plan, he DID SUCCEED! And now he's the president of a moderately successful gay porn studio that features him riding 2 dicks at once.

#blessed #neverthelesshepersisted

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2021 3:10 PM

What a moron…..link???

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2021 5:32 PM

We found jobs at GARBAGE DUMP, THE WHITE HOUSE, and LOCAL ZOO that you may be interested in.

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 5:34 PM

“Thank you to the wonderful colleagues and mentors who have touched my career along the way and left me with so many memorable experiences.”

John Smith college student and unpaid intern

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 5:35 PM

I'm the 40+yo white collar professional who feels that I should include my HS activities, because you need to know I was class president and captain of the basketball team over 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2021 5:36 PM

R4 is my 80 year old father’s LinkedIn 😂

by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2021 5:37 PM

I am humbled and honoured to have accepted a staff auditor position at Deloitte/EY/PwC etc.

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2021 5:42 PM

These inspirational LinkedIn stories have gotten out of hand. Last week a woman in her 40s posted that she thought it was impossible when she was growing up for a woman to be a professional economist. A professional economist? She’s our generation’s Jackie Robinson.

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2021 5:47 PM

Is she fucking serious, R7? I'm in my 40s and the more impossible thing would've been if she ended up a housewife.

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 5:58 PM

Yes. And she wasn’t t from Saudi Arabia or some place like that.

I avoid all social media like the plague, but you can’t avoid LinkedIn if you want to change jobs. When I last changed jobs LinkedIn seemed to be limited to posting job openings or reporting changes in people’s employment status. Now, in addition to the triumph over adversity stories, people are reposting their favourite inspirational sayings, pics of their company’s team building event, or updates on grandpa’s battle with cancer. It’s really Facebook now, with a slight professional tinge.

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2021 6:09 PM

Another fucking frau on here. You post a stupid ass Linkedin profile job titles as something like "Actively exploring my passions."

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2021 6:11 PM

R9, you're absolutely right. It has turned into like a dumb, IG stories situation. Very frauish nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 6:14 PM

I'm the recommendations that show how thoughtless I am. And how much I depend on the word "amazing."

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2021 6:18 PM

I'm the connection request from Marigona Z. in North Macedonia. I know you, yays?

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2021 6:19 PM

I'm the extremely attractive 20 something woman who DM's all the CEO's she knows are single. She will never ever have a job.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2021 6:24 PM

I hadn’t thought of that. Has anyone used LinkedIn to hook up or marry?

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 6:27 PM

R15 I know one girl that actively does. She is drop dead gorgeous and messages older wealthy men. She's an "independent interior designer."

by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2021 6:30 PM

I wonder if people’s think being a highly active, but inane, poster in LinkedIn is a plus in getting a job or is it just narcissism? Considering the nature of most HR departments I suppose it might be a plus.

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2021 6:33 PM

Does anyone really USE LinkedIn? Isn't it kind of a joke

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2021 8:22 PM

I'm the phantom hand on cropped profile pics.

by Anonymousreply 19October 15, 2021 2:59 PM

r18, I do really-really use the shit out of LinkedIn. Less noise. More legit. And fuck Facebook

by Anonymousreply 20October 15, 2021 3:10 PM
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