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What are the logistics of a threesome?

I have a FB who wants to come over this weekend and bring a friend.

But I'm not sure how this is supposed to work, because I've only ever had one-on-one sex.

Do we stay in the living room and mess around there?

Or do we go to the bedroom and all sit on the bed?

And how do we .... commence? It all seems so complicated.

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by Anonymousreply 73October 18, 2021 12:34 PM

Have a cocktail together. Chat. Find out what everyone likes. Start kissing and just relax and try to be spontaneous.

BTW, you’re a filthy whore!

by Anonymousreply 1October 14, 2021 4:37 PM

Dump a bag of dildos on the coffee table and let the fun begin!

by Anonymousreply 2October 14, 2021 4:40 PM

smoke a little pot

by Anonymousreply 3October 14, 2021 4:43 PM

You know . . .

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by Anonymousreply 4October 14, 2021 4:45 PM

Three is such a difficult number.

by Anonymousreply 5October 14, 2021 4:45 PM

Oh dear, in the end someone is going to feel left out. Like R1says, drinks first, chat and then hope it turns out okay. Good luck OP come back and tell us how it goes and if it's something you'd do again.

by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2021 4:46 PM

You can never go wrong with a daisy chain.

by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2021 4:47 PM

[quote]What are the logistics of a threesome?

Duck and cover.

by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 4:49 PM

vicious face slaps

by Anonymousreply 9October 14, 2021 4:54 PM

Is it a friend or a FRIEND?

by Anonymousreply 10October 14, 2021 4:58 PM

OP, you can set the tone and get things off to a strong start by wearing something easily "accessible". I suggest answering the door barefoot and wearing just nylon running shorts and t-shirt.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 5:02 PM

Bring plenty of wet wipes!

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2021 5:04 PM

Some might say it ruins the spontaneity, but my advice is to agree up front what everyone is up for/comfortable with so there are no awkward moments ("I didn't douche because I wasn't expecting to bottom" etc) and just have a bit of a chilled chat to start off with, get some porn on in the background and then just go with the flow and let things develop naturally.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2021 5:12 PM

Porn in the background? Do you play dining scenes when you eat?

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2021 5:15 PM

1. Pre-lube your asshole

2. Shove a giant cucumber up your pre-lubed asshole

3. When they arrive, greet them at the door ass first, and fart the cucumber out of your ass and at them.

4. Announce proudly, "now it's time for daddy dicks"

5. Then go with the flow

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 5:16 PM

Oh I've been three and five situations. Three way was a guy being sucked by another where I got to suck the suckers cock too. In the five it was me and another guy paired off while a three way formed.

by Anonymousreply 16October 14, 2021 5:19 PM

Make sure your knitting needles and basket of yarn are already laid out and ready to go. If you haven't nailed down the details, try to figure out a color palate that you think everyone will agree upon. I always encourage keeping the palate "neutral"!

by Anonymousreply 17October 14, 2021 5:29 PM

Don't do it. They will tell everyone you 're a whore-

by Anonymousreply 18October 14, 2021 5:31 PM

Well, it's good that it's just a fuckbuddy and a third.

If you were married or coupled, the logistics would be as follows:

One half of the couple is excitedly going at it with the new, strange cock

while

the other half of the couple watches and scowls/hisses/dies silently inside.

Rinse, lather, repeat

by Anonymousreply 19October 14, 2021 5:32 PM

You must send thank you notes to all involved.

by Anonymousreply 20October 14, 2021 5:34 PM

One of you will be liked either too much or too little causing future awkwardness.

by Anonymousreply 21October 14, 2021 5:38 PM

You will lose your reputation. No one will wanna marry you.

by Anonymousreply 22October 14, 2021 5:40 PM

It seems tou all have had bad experiences, why did do it at all? My partner and I have had great experiences with it, you obviously do not trust each other or are not comfortable with each other which speaks to your relationship. In this case it's a FB so who cares?

by Anonymousreply 23October 14, 2021 5:51 PM

The threesomes I've been in have always been with couples where I'm the interloper. And I enjoyed them less than I would have liked because the whole time I'm paranoid about not showing favoritism and inciting jealousy. So in my head I'm freaking bookkeeping the whole time: keeping track of how long I've spent with him, oh I should probably switch and give the other one an equivalent amount of time, except I did this with the first one and that's worth two of this other thing with the second one, oh but he didn't seem like he was really enjoying it so I need to try to make up for that with him and am I destroying their marriage, and...

Exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 24October 14, 2021 5:51 PM

The preferred way to start is to serve tea and finger sandwiches, using your Royal Doulton china with hand-painted periwinkles.

After that, everyone will be sufficiently relaxed to move on to the sucking, fucking, rimming, blowing, and so forth. Guests who prefer the use of sex toys should bring their own accoutrements.

Conclude by offering snifters of your best brandy before wishing your guests a good evening.

by Anonymousreply 25October 14, 2021 5:51 PM

Tread carefully, OP.

Sometimes little harlots get the punishment they deserve.

by Anonymousreply 26October 14, 2021 5:52 PM

Make sure you hide your valuables!

by Anonymousreply 27October 14, 2021 5:58 PM

YOU WON'T KNOW WHO TO BLAME WHEN YOU GET AIDS!

by Anonymousreply 28October 14, 2021 6:12 PM

GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS THINK!!!

by Anonymousreply 29October 14, 2021 6:15 PM

[quote] You will lose your reputation. No one will wanna marry you.

What is this, the 1950's????

by Anonymousreply 30October 14, 2021 6:18 PM

[quote] You will lose your reputation. No one will wanna marry you.

That's what Mother said, when she tossed my TV dinner at me.

by Anonymousreply 31October 14, 2021 6:21 PM

OP, why should there be any difference? When they arrive at the front door, you open the door and present (prelubed) hole. By looking the other way, you get the bonus of surprise anal (whose dick is it?).

If you don't know this already, the school educational system and Datalounge failed you.

by Anonymousreply 32October 14, 2021 6:27 PM

I'd suggest watching some porn OP, especially some (not overly-produced) amateur porn, a la OnlyFans/JustForFans - to get some hints. Xavier Robitaille and Colby Melvin are a great example, as most of their porn involves homemade threeways. They usually start with a "huddle" - and they all kiss each other without rushing the experience - and once everyone is suitably turned on, things progress naturally. Seems to help that all parties are usually vers, so there's a lot of room for flexibility in terms of who does what. Have fun, don't stress, and enjoy yourself! ;-)

by Anonymousreply 33October 14, 2021 6:27 PM

Insert tab A into slot B, and repeat

by Anonymousreply 34October 14, 2021 6:28 PM

I've never figured it out.

It's far too much work. Most porn scenes should remain fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 35October 14, 2021 6:35 PM

I've tried threesomes several times, but never enjoyed them. I'm always more into one of the guys and I feel guilty that I'm not into that third guy, and it ruins the mood for me.

by Anonymousreply 36October 14, 2021 6:43 PM

Threesomes with friends you already know, and have chemistry with, is amazing. And like with any sexual encounter, the big challenge is to find that chemistry that makes the sex amazing.

Find common interests (well, beyond the desperate need for sex right now) beforehand, and the rest will come naturally.

by Anonymousreply 37October 14, 2021 6:51 PM

Agree on the threesome with a couple. Too much diplomacy involved.

by Anonymousreply 38October 14, 2021 7:37 PM

Where is etiquette expert Nicolas Fairford when you need his advice?!

by Anonymousreply 39October 14, 2021 8:22 PM

Only use your second-best Pratesi sheets, OP.

by Anonymousreply 40October 15, 2021 12:06 AM

OP *is* Nicolas Fairford R39. His next video will be all about three-ways in Edinburgh.

by Anonymousreply 41October 15, 2021 12:26 AM

After ceremonial hole presentation, let the fucking and sucking begin. Finger foods for after.

by Anonymousreply 42October 15, 2021 12:37 AM

Three is a magical number.

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by Anonymousreply 43October 15, 2021 12:59 AM

Always do it with a couple…as Savage says, you’re the “Special Guest Star.”

If you’re not versatile, ideally, make your preferences clear before hooking up.

There’s nothing more pitiful than a bed full of 3 bottoms or 3 tops.

by Anonymousreply 44October 15, 2021 1:26 AM

[quote] There’s nothing more pitiful than a bed full of 3 bottoms or 3 tops.

Lol.

by Anonymousreply 45October 15, 2021 1:34 AM

Just start "accidentally" brushing up against the others and then start kissing, first one, then the other. Just like when you're with one person only double it. It's not a science.

Don't listen to the naysayers. Just go for it. Sometimes it works great, sometimes it doesn't, just like sex with a single person. No biggie.

Hope you have a great time.

by Anonymousreply 46October 15, 2021 1:43 AM

Been there, done that. Many times. When you're with a couple, inevitably there's more of an attraction with one than the other. Often it's really a case of one wants to play with someone new, but the deal is that the partner has to be there, even though he's not interested. It's much more relaxed when it's just FBs or a casual three-way hookup. Nothing wrong with telling everyone up front what you're into and what your limits are. If you don't have a great time, it's worth trying again in another combination, but if it's just not for you, at least you can say you tried. ;)

by Anonymousreply 47October 15, 2021 1:55 AM

95% of the time, there's always a 2-some going on in a 3-some. Make sure you're part of that 2-some ;)

by Anonymousreply 48October 15, 2021 2:09 AM

[quote] 95% of the time, there's always a 2-some going on in a 3-some. Make sure you're part of that 2-some ;)

As someone who often prefers just to watch, I think would be hot.

Like being in the middle of live porn.

by Anonymousreply 49October 15, 2021 2:15 AM

My husband and I used to enjoy picking up hustlers from outside the Port Authority on 42nd Street and them bring them up to our nearby apartment for a three-way. But that's a different dynamic, so my advice probably wouldn't apply here.

by Anonymousreply 50October 15, 2021 2:22 AM

I've been in a few threesomes and one five way. The bad ones involved people I knew.

Ex. 1. I had a not very close friend who wanted to try a threesome. He had a friend who wanted to try one. So we did. Problem was, I had no interest in having sex with my friend, but his friend was sexy as hell, and the friend of my friend and I got it on while my friend tried to join in several times, unsuccessfully. So he got pissy with us (it was at his apartment) and left the bedroom. We finished up and both of us left. I got a room at a hotel room near the freeway and the friend's friend spent the night with me.

Ex. 2. A guy I met on Scruff and had hooked up two times messaged me to ask if I wanted to join him and another guy he had just met on Scruff. I looked at the other guy's profile and agreed. I didn't know either of them, except the two times I had oral sex with the one guy. Not knowing each other was sexy/mysterious, and I had a fun time. All three of us got off, mingled in the shower both before and after, and parted ways a couple hour later satisfied.

Ex. 3. A guy I briefly dated texted me with a threeway proposal. I told him I might be interested. A group text then started – we shared pics and went over expectations. We would show up freshly showered with meticulously clean assholes, in easy to remove clothes (athletic shorts, t-shirts, and flip-flops), I hate "gear" like jockstraps, cockrings, and anything leather, as well as strong colognes, so we agreed to leave those at home if you had them. The stranger said he loved to have his ass eaten but did not like giving head, and so on. It was almost clinical in preparation, but it was the best sexual experience I have had with more than two participants. We agreed in advance whether we would drink or get high (drinks ok, drugs not ok). I attribute the success of the experience to careful planning.

Ex. 4. A guy who lived in my apartment building knocked on my door one night and said a few of his friends were at his place and they wanted to get head. I'd never messed around with my neighbor, and had never met these friends of his. So I showered and went down to his apartment. They were sitting on the sofa and in two chairs, with their shorts off, jacking off. Straight (!) porn was playing on the TV. So I went straight to the nicest looking one and started blowing him. Pretty soon the others were telling me what to do and I was, mostly, happy to oblige. After having four of them in my mouth at different times, I wanted to find out what my neighbor was packing. But he wasn't interested; he just wanted to watch. An hour had passed and it became clear to me that they were not interested in ejaculating. It seemed like they just wanted to watch each other get sucked off, but not to completion. So I stood up and said that if nobody was interested in coming, I was leaving. And I did. I heard them later that night talking very loudly (the building's courtyard allowed noises to drift far). I didn't know what to make of the encounter, but it was singularly unsatisfying for me.

Good luck, OP. Try to plan in advance and keep your expectations low.

by Anonymousreply 51October 15, 2021 2:53 AM

You first. No you first. Me first. We first. I'll watch.

by Anonymousreply 52October 15, 2021 2:56 AM

I’m so tired of seeing this dumb thread. Please stop bumping it.

by Anonymousreply 53October 15, 2021 2:58 AM

Dear lord, R51!

You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 54October 15, 2021 2:59 AM

In the words of Bonnie Plunkett of the TV shows Mom, "Someone is always under served in a three-way."

by Anonymousreply 55October 15, 2021 2:59 AM

umm... I don't see a single bump here, R53. The thread is less than 12 hours old.

by Anonymousreply 56October 15, 2021 3:01 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 57October 15, 2021 3:01 AM

Please stop replying to this thread! I am sick of seeing it!

Please no more replies. This conversation is over.

by Anonymousreply 58October 15, 2021 3:02 AM

Geesh R58 the world doesn't revolve around you, ignore the thread, it won't last but at least you won't see it for a while.

by Anonymousreply 59October 15, 2021 3:04 AM

Hey, everybody, does anybody have advice for a four way?

by Anonymousreply 60October 15, 2021 3:07 AM

R58 HAS STATED HER BOUNDARIES.

by Anonymousreply 61October 15, 2021 3:26 AM

Chris Hemsworth, Hugh Jackman, and Eric Bana. I'm the observant observer. ;-P

by Anonymousreply 62October 15, 2021 4:13 AM

If you’re married it MUST be with a mutual stranger. Cannot be without anyone either of you know or could run into again.

Better to do when not married. I did, once. A girl and a guy. The girl was more interested in me than I was her. The guy got too drunk. I left early.

by Anonymousreply 63October 15, 2021 4:39 AM

If there’s any indication of drama between the couple setting it up, leave.

by Anonymousreply 64October 15, 2021 4:51 AM

Dilate. Douche. Lube. There WILL be dp.

by Anonymousreply 65October 15, 2021 7:13 AM

Here you go all you need to know about a threesome

by Anonymousreply 66October 15, 2021 8:00 AM

r66

Link to above

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by Anonymousreply 67October 15, 2021 8:00 AM

Bukkake

by Anonymousreply 68October 15, 2021 10:00 AM

Not always, I've been in a few good ones where everyone was happy.

by Anonymousreply 69October 15, 2021 10:28 PM

The logistics are the same as Tinkertoys.

by Anonymousreply 70October 16, 2021 3:42 AM

Pump-n-Dump.

by Anonymousreply 71October 16, 2021 6:13 AM

R14 what a strange response - have you seriously never had porn playing in the background when you're having sex, or seen it playing during a sex party etc? It's something to set the mood and to get the juices flowing, which can help to build the sexual tension - if you hosted a threesome how would you achieve the same?

by Anonymousreply 72October 18, 2021 12:27 PM

Start with an asshole finger-bang.

by Anonymousreply 73October 18, 2021 12:34 PM
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