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Jack Grealish is a slutty bish ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🐇 🦊

Though road-married now (that Jordan Henderson’s a lucky man), England national team’s peng ting still will not be tamed.

Hopefully that turbo-sluttiness will help get us to a World Cup next year...

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by Anonymousreply 81November 3, 2021 11:28 PM

No bulge.

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2021 9:01 PM

R1 yeah well our Jack is built to get it not give it

easy warm and willing for pretty much all comers

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by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2021 9:07 PM

I can imagine Rihanna giving him the strap, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2021 9:12 PM

R3 RiRi would tear that hole to bits

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by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2021 9:59 PM

We lacked penetration against Hungary last night, so Safegate’s solution was ripping Jack off the pitch. What logic???

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by Anonymousreply 5October 13, 2021 11:47 PM

The Devil works hard but Jack knowing a camera is trained on his arse works harder

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by Anonymousreply 6October 14, 2021 12:39 AM

Thigh me to the Moon..

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by Anonymousreply 7October 14, 2021 7:57 PM

not Jack & Chilly last game chatting shit about Kane right in front of him like he wasn’t even there lmaaaoo

“this is fucking ridic to be honest?? Hendo should be Skipper we need to stage a protest or something Jack mate”

“yeahr oi knaow oi keep tellin Jordan we can gow on stroike or summat but he sez oim not eyre to fink or ave idears just to suck im off n warm his cock loike”

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by Anonymousreply 8October 14, 2021 8:34 PM

jack gets railed by the england nt nightly and you can’t change my mind

he was trained from young to be the official team whore and its a job he takes seriously as a patriotic duty

and even though he’s in love now—still when he has to perform cumslut duties he has little trouble putting aside his personal feelings (for a certain mackem daddy) to service his teammates and bros

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by Anonymousreply 9October 15, 2021 11:48 PM

Saturday game day, and we have a tough choice—3pm it’s both City vs. Burnley and Villa vs. Wolves...

Mings/Coady in a tortured romantic Captain-on-Captain clash? Or Sean Dyche’s pack of brutes taking Jack to pieces?

Or do we just sack both off for Liverpool vs. Watford at lunchtime?

by Anonymousreply 10October 16, 2021 10:23 AM

Burnley has more S & M appeal.

by Anonymousreply 11October 16, 2021 3:49 PM

R11 yeah would have been propa sexy watching Tarkowski kick a few lumps out Jacky!! the ho was rested tho😔tbf probably can’t hardly walk atm after ten days of getting blown out and fucked senseless all through international break

twas also sad that Coady scored but against Mings😞 they have sumn special

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by Anonymousreply 12October 16, 2021 7:19 PM

Ooh er, Princess Jack threw a bitchfit with Dec during the last trainings. Wonder what went on there?

Perhaps Dec got a bit too overexcited taking Chilly to bed with him & Mase at long last and accidentally gave him an amorous bruising? Jack can be very overprotective of his besties.

Or maybe Jack just hadn’t the energy to challenge in the 5-a-side as much as he’d like, due to being completely and literally shagged to exhaustion the night before.

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by Anonymousreply 13October 16, 2021 7:41 PM

BREAKING: Police may move to take witness statements from Jack Grealish concerning a recent night of socialising out in Manchester city with two footballer friends Riyadh Mahrez & Benjamin Mendy, following allegations of rape of a teenaged girl by the latter man at the end of the night in question.

Grealish himself has not been accused of rape or of sexual assault, and as far as has been reported was not anywhere in the vicinity at the time in which the alleged rape is said to have occurred.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 16, 2021 10:31 PM

Being a professional slut who is never not well up for it and consenting, the least Jack could have done that night is to intercept chivalrously by taking a bullet for the ladies and pulling Mendy to him instead.

After all; any hole is a goal for a footballer and Jack’s arse in particular has the irresistible vacuum quality of a black hole, plus he absolutely loves dick anyway. And don’t pundits always bang on about how Jack’s superpower on the pitch is Drawing the Man?

Jack could have had the ego boost of being some wench’s hero and saving grace AND got his cocklust temporarily slaked on BBC. Win-win. But he isn’t clever and he isn’t altruistic either, so of course the brainless self-centred little tart couldn’t have come up with a plan of action like that.

by Anonymousreply 15October 16, 2021 10:54 PM

Tight little body..

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by Anonymousreply 16October 16, 2021 11:45 PM

actually somehow getting dumber with time and age??

bimbo brat princess🎀

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by Anonymousreply 17October 17, 2021 3:32 PM

It’s missing the Villa kit hours😢

We need a bit more smouldering from Jack during next international break next month. Scowling and pouting is funny and laughing is cute, but the sexiest thing is the sultry look.

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by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2021 8:08 PM

Who's on the receiving end of that smoldering look?

by Anonymousreply 19October 17, 2021 8:16 PM
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by Anonymousreply 20October 17, 2021 8:17 PM

^ Jack would have been a great CBB housemate.

by Anonymousreply 21October 17, 2021 8:19 PM

R19 idk probably John Terry or some other hot older Daddy at Villa Park

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by Anonymousreply 22October 17, 2021 8:39 PM

Leggy blond! (well, technically bottle brond...)

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by Anonymousreply 23October 17, 2021 8:50 PM

images of Jack on his last day at Villa honestly still haunt me lads

Thought I was getting over it but tonight I just saw a retrospective post on the bird site and now I’m sobbing again in the chat 😢

It’s the sad strained tear-filled regretful smile for me

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by Anonymousreply 24October 17, 2021 11:42 PM

Tiny brain

Small cock

Big heart

Massive calves

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by Anonymousreply 25October 18, 2021 12:34 PM

Jack’s agent is coming for Southgate when no-one sent for him...

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by Anonymousreply 26October 18, 2021 2:35 PM

R20 kinda gay for a straight man to sit with his legs that far apart. what is all that space there for? another man?

by Anonymousreply 27October 19, 2021 1:45 AM

R19 that’d be for us, pet.

Little slag must have twenty different variations of that look, man. That one in particular is his way to tell us that his plug is getting a bit sore and uncomfy, and he’ll suck us off and take cock under any conditions just to get it out and relieve the pressure, like. We’ve had that happen a few times before. Just got to work up to more slowly, train that pretty arse.

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by Anonymousreply 28October 19, 2021 1:57 AM

So apparently even the other Henderson on the squad (Deano, not Hendo) was getting a look in on Jack during Young Lion’s era.

This lad gets around🤯is there anyone in the current England side he hasn’t tried to pull?

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by Anonymousreply 29October 19, 2021 12:28 PM

hole pics, pls

by Anonymousreply 30October 19, 2021 12:34 PM

R30 there would have to be a fappening hack/leak of the right phones for that.

There must be fifty men & women who do have at least one snap of that hole in their camera roll, though.

by Anonymousreply 31October 19, 2021 1:04 PM

The travelling attire for Man City this year is so atrocious that even Jack looks ugly in it.

Cuffed jeans? With black sweaters & a blazer? Even in this cursed year 2021? DSquared2 what were you thinking? Not flattering on anyone.

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by Anonymousreply 32October 19, 2021 1:20 PM

Jack just donated a few grand to help out the family of an influencer baddy (Paige Rice, no relation to Declan) who was recently killed in a car accident.

Guessing he was fucking her, or at least had done once in the past.

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by Anonymousreply 33October 19, 2021 2:14 PM

R14 Good luck to the on-duty coppers tasked with grilling Jack, about this offence or about anything else besides football. Most he’ll be able to come up with in his single braincell is “huh? Y’wot? Oi dunnow, sorray🥅”

by Anonymousreply 34October 19, 2021 11:57 PM

Jack showing some bulge in this one. Pic on bottom right corner.

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by Anonymousreply 35October 20, 2021 1:08 AM

^^right in front of Pep’s salad!

Said it before but—Jack’s kink is defo older men.

by Anonymousreply 36October 20, 2021 1:48 AM

[quote]Jack’s kink is defo older men

I'm available!

by Anonymousreply 37October 20, 2021 12:39 PM

Jack baby you ignore Pep and wear your kits how you want and flash the crowd whenever you feel like it

We support your hoeing💝

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by Anonymousreply 38October 20, 2021 3:28 PM

not Jack whingeing to all his teammates that he’s “shattered” after just two months in top-flight...

maybe if you stopped having so much sex and doing so many substances you’d get your breath easier playing a full 90, Grealo? just a suggestion like...

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by Anonymousreply 39October 20, 2021 9:36 PM

Jack: maybe if i pull up my clothes and touch my chest and legs and arse constantly during training De Bruyne will throw me down and rail me

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by Anonymousreply 40October 22, 2021 12:50 PM

Grealish always looks horny.

by Anonymousreply 41October 22, 2021 12:55 PM

Gossip is reporting that Sasha has some soft-occult beliefs, and recently has taken to burning sage in the couple’s home to ‘banish bad vibes’.

Maybe the vibe is off because her boyfriend is constantly and blatantly cracking on to other sexy footballer men whenever her back is turned lmao?

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by Anonymousreply 42October 22, 2021 10:40 PM

TIL that his career almost ended when he turned 25, after a clash on the pitch vs. Watford that left him with a kidney split in two places—a condition that can be fatal if left for even a short while untreated.

I didn’t even know such injuries were possible...

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by Anonymousreply 43October 23, 2021 11:14 AM

Is Princess Peach ready to take on the naughty boys of Brighton this afternoon?

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by Anonymousreply 44October 23, 2021 1:01 PM

He can bottom as much as he is able to but it belongs to Hendo.

by Anonymousreply 45October 23, 2021 2:44 PM

R45 yep, that’s Jordan’s baby!

Hendo wants Jack to have fun and wouldn’t dream of metaphorically chaining him up; but only because he knows it’s meaningless time-killing pleasure when anyone else puts their cock near. Anyone who does fuck Jack knows this, knows they have no shot, and that if they proceed to fuck then they’d better be careful and clinical and quick about it otherwise they are taking a risk in more ways than one...

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by Anonymousreply 46October 23, 2021 4:21 PM

Hendo must be having a hard time coping with the City-Brighton fixture tonight, if he’s watching it at all. His current boyfriend vs. his ex-husband (Adam Lallana)....

And now Jack has to come off to sub on Kevin DeBruyne...so no more chances to stick the boot in Adam (for breaking Jordan’s heart) like he probably wanted to.

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by Anonymousreply 47October 23, 2021 7:10 PM

Foden’s unrequited hero-worshipping puppy-crush on Grealo is so adorable💕

Funny though that Phil is actually the better player with the brighter future of the two..

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by Anonymousreply 48October 23, 2021 10:02 PM

This is one stan thread I can get behind. He's just adorable and needs a cameo in the final season of [italic]Ted Lasso.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 49October 23, 2021 10:06 PM

R49 be fun to see Jack attempt to act. Though he’d struggle to learn his lines, bless.

by Anonymousreply 50October 23, 2021 10:33 PM

R44, that is so fucking hot

by Anonymousreply 51October 23, 2021 10:35 PM

TIL that one reason he wears low socks and sometimes eschews shinpads is that he grew up playing Gaelic Football, a game in which hard painful tackles are commonplace/standard rather than fouls, and it is considered a sign of weakness to use protective gear or try to avoid tackles.

A young Jack was once admonished by a Gaelic ref for complaining about tackles, and ever since he’s been running at them not away from them.

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by Anonymousreply 52October 24, 2021 1:21 PM

R3 Rihann gives only strap to Asap Rocky. She is a decent lady.

by Anonymousreply 53October 24, 2021 2:05 PM

fitting that it’s hallowe’en next week bc jack’s new boohooman collection is h o rr i f i c

mans can’t dress himself who thought this was a strong look

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by Anonymousreply 54October 25, 2021 11:18 AM

Wonder whose p*ssy is the most sore this morning between Mrs. Hendo or Jack?😏

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by Anonymousreply 55October 25, 2021 11:33 AM

If puffa jackets and camo are really back in fashion now we might as well all just pack up and go home

did we learn nothing from the Millenium?

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by Anonymousreply 56October 25, 2021 8:51 PM

We got a glimpse of the old Jack personality yesterday vs. Brighton. In response to the Brighton supporters’ booing, he was taunting them about the scoreline by holding up four fingers (it was 4-0 to City).

At least Pep and the Sheikhs haven’t completely beaten the brat out of him.

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by Anonymousreply 57October 25, 2021 11:23 PM

‘Magic’ Lamptey, the youngster for the Seagulls, made a total mug of Jack on the pitch.

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by Anonymousreply 58October 26, 2021 11:25 AM

aww Babber throwing a strop on the grass mid-game🍼

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by Anonymousreply 59October 26, 2021 12:04 PM

^ nice peek at the butt-cheek

jack looks salty there

by Anonymousreply 60October 26, 2021 12:10 PM

this man is so stupid that he literally cannot wink. he tried it during the boohoo promo ad and failed. if u slow the footage down u will see he is in fact closing BOTH EYES at the same time

cameraman: jack give us a cheeky wink lad jack: *blinks*

head truly empty 🦗

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by Anonymousreply 61October 26, 2021 2:59 PM

Anyone else think Sasha looked so much hotter and more high-fashion with her natural brunette? She had lovely warm chocolate tresses, and it gave her look a bit of class and polish. It also made her stand out from the majority of the other footballer women.

Now like all the other WAGs, she’s dyed it this ratchet washed-out blonde and grown it out (or put extensions in?), and it’s not the one.

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by Anonymousreply 62October 26, 2021 3:04 PM

R55 please with Hendo Jack is always bottom

by Anonymousreply 63October 26, 2021 4:49 PM

R63 so you’re saying Rebecca isn’t?🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 64October 26, 2021 4:50 PM

R61 young, dumb and full of cum.

by Anonymousreply 65October 26, 2021 5:45 PM

More Villa reminiscence...

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by Anonymousreply 66October 26, 2021 8:32 PM

Jack probably won’t play Stam tomorrow.

Nice, that, as then she won’t have to go up against her dear friend and brother Basmati Rice.

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by Anonymousreply 67October 26, 2021 8:53 PM

R63 Hendo lets KDB hit it after training just to keep Jack quiet and settled down until he gets home. And so Jack never forgets how much better Jordan treats him and fucks him (Kev is just a pump-and-grunt type of fella, doesn’t do bits and can’t play mind games).

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by Anonymousreply 68October 26, 2021 10:09 PM

sometimes wish I was jack grealish who has no worries other than ‘be sexy’

by Anonymousreply 69October 27, 2021 12:00 PM

I just want to be his underpants

by Anonymousreply 70October 27, 2021 12:06 PM

Wishful thinking and shitposting aside; anyone else think Grealish irl pings a bit?

Just the way he moves and gestures sometimes. He walks with a twist, almost. Maybe that’s just because he has the hourglass proportions, though..

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by Anonymousreply 71October 27, 2021 12:33 PM

He may flirt with anyone or anything, but in the end I think Grealish goes for women, especially of the slam pig and filthy cow varieties with big tits.

by Anonymousreply 72October 27, 2021 12:53 PM

R72 yeah obviously we have evidence of his long-standing and voracious appetite for fanny. Not suggesting he doesn’t genuinely love it 🐈

Just that his way of being suggests a pinch of sugar in the tank, at least to me anyway. Like I could see him being comfortably but quietly bi irl.

Again though, maybe I’m just seeing swish where it’s just femininity or spiceboy-ness.

by Anonymousreply 73October 27, 2021 12:59 PM

Nice pic.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 2, 2021 11:49 PM

if that drunk clap-ridden idiot Kyle Walker is defending you to the press, that is not a good sign :/

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by Anonymousreply 75November 3, 2021 1:30 AM

R74 wonder if he knows that lying-down pose is a staple of the vintage female pinup repertoire? Seems to come quite naturally to him....

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by Anonymousreply 76November 3, 2021 5:07 PM

FIFA even make his character look like a slut during his warmups and celebrations.

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by Anonymousreply 77November 3, 2021 9:24 PM

R76 - well his pose makes it very clear where I want to put my face!

by Anonymousreply 78November 3, 2021 9:43 PM

Anyone see the Club Brugge match this evening? I was busy watching LFC to drool over Hendo’s traps on the other stream.

So far, I’m hearing that tonight Cancelo, Foden, Jesus, Mahrez & Sterling put in all the work for the entire team to get the win (and top their UCL group). Meanwhile, Grealish wandered the pitch as a spare part, aimlessly dribbling poorly and otherwise not doing much of anything useful or productive. Embarrassing.

It’s been nearly four months of this level of performance from Jack, and (taking his single goal so far aside) he still isn’t even beginning to crack on. He doesn’t look anywhere near this lost and weak and helpless in games for England, and he only got the proper call-up to Seniors a year ago.

So then what’s the problem at C*ty? He just needs another six months to bed in? He needs to play under a new manager/system, or in a different position? He doesn’t like living and working in the North? I don’t understand. He played better at 18, when he went on loan for a season to Notts County.

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by Anonymousreply 79November 3, 2021 11:24 PM

He really is a trollop.

by Anonymousreply 80November 3, 2021 11:26 PM

He gets his eyes from his Dad.

Hopefully he’ll age better than the old man. Five kids must have worn the poor fella out. And I’m sure the polluted air of Brum hasn’t helped his health, either.

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by Anonymousreply 81November 3, 2021 11:28 PM
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