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Guys with "small dick energy"

Ben Shapiro

Donald Trump

Who else?

by Anonymousreply 85October 13, 2021 5:04 PM

Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2021 11:18 PM

Corey Lewandowski

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2021 11:28 PM

Ezra Klein, Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2021 11:35 PM

Stephen Miller, Steven Mnuchin, Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, Mark Meadows, Reince Priebus, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley, Mitch McConnell

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2021 11:41 PM

Anthony Scaramucci

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 11:41 PM

Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 11:42 PM

Jared Kushner doesn't have small dick energy. He's a sociopath who shook down the Middle East for 1 billion dollars. He may or may not be transitioning to female, and probably is bi if not GAY.

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 11:47 PM

Sean Hannity

Sean Spicer

by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2021 11:50 PM

Leonardo DiCaprio and Jeremy Piven

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2021 11:55 PM

George Clooney

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2021 11:57 PM

OP and every pimple hung cunt who choose to bring politics into this.

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2021 11:57 PM

Definitely NOT Pete Davidson.

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2021 11:58 PM

R11 seems unaware that there's a lot about Trump that has nothing to do with politics. In fact, smart people know he has nothing at all to do with politics.

Sane people do not consider treasonous, criminal grifting seditionist sociopaths as being related to "politics."

More like "decline of civilization," "crimes against humanity," "existential threat to the commonweal" and "bottomless."

As for R11, I suggest "small dickhead energy."

by Anonymousreply 13October 13, 2021 12:06 AM

Pete Davidson

by Anonymousreply 14October 13, 2021 12:08 AM

Corey Feldman, Ashton Kutcher, Elton John

by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2021 12:11 AM

Mikey Day. I hate to say it, but it's true.

by Anonymousreply 16October 13, 2021 12:13 AM

R13 You don't believe anything you said there.

Go get spit roasted by Dick Cheney and the desiccated corpse of Don Rumsfeld. Both had big dick energy and both were real killers.

by Anonymousreply 17October 13, 2021 12:16 AM

Probably Joe Rogan, extra medium energy at best.

by Anonymousreply 18October 13, 2021 12:18 AM

[quote]Stephen Miller, Steven Mnuchin, Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, Mark Meadows, Reince Priebus, Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley, Mitch McConnell

I don't belong in that group. I have a "lady poosie" instead that a few of those would rate awesome.

by Anonymousreply 19October 13, 2021 12:22 AM

I could see Josh Hawley with an angry pink 7 incher and masturbates to BLACKED and tranny porn.

by Anonymousreply 20October 13, 2021 12:24 AM

Women who dated Ezra Klein have reported he is anything but klein.

He has skinny nerd big dick energy if you ask me. Those are a distinct but sexy type.

by Anonymousreply 21October 13, 2021 12:27 AM

Ezra seems to have a chip on his shoulder that he's not Ivy educated.

by Anonymousreply 22October 13, 2021 12:29 AM

He's very smart.

by Anonymousreply 23October 13, 2021 12:32 AM

Timmotee Halfass Chalamet

by Anonymousreply 24October 13, 2021 12:33 AM

Ted Cruz is probably hung like a light switch.

by Anonymousreply 25October 13, 2021 12:38 AM

Andy Dick, but he's supposed to be huge

by Anonymousreply 26October 13, 2021 12:38 AM

Conor McGregor

by Anonymousreply 27October 13, 2021 12:50 AM

R7- He certainly has FEMININE hips.

by Anonymousreply 28October 13, 2021 12:51 AM

Ronan Farrow

by Anonymousreply 29October 13, 2021 1:04 AM

Kirk Cameron

by Anonymousreply 30October 13, 2021 1:05 AM


by Anonymousreply 31October 13, 2021 1:10 AM

Kanye West

Piers Morgan

by Anonymousreply 32October 13, 2021 1:22 AM

Joe Rogan has thin dick energy.

by Anonymousreply 33October 13, 2021 1:36 AM

Tammy Cruise

Kevin Hart

Trevor Noah

Adam Sandler

by Anonymousreply 34October 13, 2021 1:39 AM

r34 I disagree with Trevor Noah...

by Anonymousreply 35October 13, 2021 1:41 AM

Matt Schlapp…

by Anonymousreply 36October 13, 2021 1:44 AM

Some of y’all are crazy. Kanye West? Pete Davidson? Trevor Noah? Really? Those men with small dicks? Only in your dreams.

by Anonymousreply 37October 13, 2021 1:48 AM

Kevin Hart has shown budge live on tv

by Anonymousreply 38October 13, 2021 1:49 AM

r37 well Kanye West sure ain't giving big dick energy, that's for sure!

by Anonymousreply 39October 13, 2021 1:50 AM


I disagree.

by Anonymousreply 40October 13, 2021 1:52 AM

I find it hard to believe Pitbull has a small dick

by Anonymousreply 41October 13, 2021 1:52 AM

Bradley Gregg

by Anonymousreply 42October 13, 2021 1:53 AM

Kim K did not MARRY a small dicked man.

by Anonymousreply 43October 13, 2021 1:54 AM

Brandon from Dancing With The Stars (Kenya Moore's partner) has always given off Small Dick Energy. Sadly, during one of those game playing sessions guys broadcast these days, Alan Bersten said Brandon had a small dick. Once that got out, the midwestern DWTS frau fanbase called for Alan to be thrown off of DWTS, also because he apparently cursed. A lot.

by Anonymousreply 44October 13, 2021 1:54 AM


She and Riccardo Tisci definitely wouldn’t keep him around if he had a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 45October 13, 2021 1:58 AM

r43, she married him because he's rich and famous

by Anonymousreply 46October 13, 2021 2:18 AM

Are there women with “mosquito bite tit” energy?

The thing that’s funniest about this put down is it’s most often used by the same women who are constantly on the warpath about body shaming, lol!

by Anonymousreply 47October 13, 2021 2:22 AM


by Anonymousreply 48October 13, 2021 2:26 AM

r47 is confusing gay men with women. Men constantly put down other guys for having small dicks. You just want to lash out at women, for some reason

by Anonymousreply 49October 13, 2021 2:26 AM

Even if Kayne had a big dick it has been totally swallowed by fat rolls. And Kim married him for money and clout.

by Anonymousreply 50October 13, 2021 2:28 AM

Adam Sandler has BDE

by Anonymousreply 51October 13, 2021 2:29 AM

I’m quite surprised that no one has mentioned Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 52October 13, 2021 2:33 AM

R49, you’re trying too hard. 99.99% of use of this put down is by women, not by gay men.

by Anonymousreply 53October 13, 2021 2:34 AM

I am sure Paul Ryan has a small dick but huge balls

by Anonymousreply 54October 13, 2021 2:39 AM

Jeffery Epstein

by Anonymousreply 55October 13, 2021 2:44 AM

Really don't think you should be insulting men with small dicks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 56October 13, 2021 2:48 AM

Madison Cawthorn. Of course, at this point it could be as big as a Mack truck, and it wouldn't make a difference.

by Anonymousreply 57October 13, 2021 2:59 AM

Of course Jared Kushner has sneaky, slimy, small dick energy

by Anonymousreply 58October 13, 2021 3:09 AM

Caitlin Jenner

Tom Cruise

Sean Mendes

by Anonymousreply 59October 13, 2021 3:09 AM

Tucker Carlson

by Anonymousreply 60October 13, 2021 3:09 AM

"99.99% of use of this put down is by women, not by gay men."

LOL I actually hear straight guys use small dick insults more than gay men OR women

by Anonymousreply 61October 13, 2021 3:11 AM


by Anonymousreply 62October 13, 2021 3:19 AM

The owners and writers at Queerty.

by Anonymousreply 63October 13, 2021 3:21 AM

Most of the douchebags listed have NO dick energy, mushroom dick energy or pencil dick energy.

They are all over-compensating for the lack of a dick.

by Anonymousreply 64October 13, 2021 4:13 AM

R9 Jeremy Piven is hung. Josh Hawly should be hanged.

by Anonymousreply 65October 13, 2021 4:17 AM

Bill Clinton, Alan Dershowitz, Prince Andrew, Donald Trump and all the other horny buddies of underage- procurer Jeffrey Epstein.

by Anonymousreply 66October 13, 2021 4:20 AM

Ben Stiller

by Anonymousreply 67October 13, 2021 4:50 AM

Someone somewhere has photos of Drumpf's puny mushroom dick, those pix need to be released. It would be the ultimate humiliation.

by Anonymousreply 68October 13, 2021 4:55 AM

Matt Gaetz

Henry Cavill

by Anonymousreply 69October 13, 2021 5:10 AM

Connor Jessup. Probably a very sweet guy, but unlikely there is anything impressive below.

by Anonymousreply 70October 13, 2021 5:50 AM

Shawn Mendes

by Anonymousreply 71October 13, 2021 6:00 AM

Republican males.

by Anonymousreply 72October 13, 2021 9:10 AM

Leslie Jordan

by Anonymousreply 73October 13, 2021 9:12 AM


by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 9:13 AM

Bea Arthur's was smaller than you'd think.

by Anonymousreply 75October 13, 2021 10:02 AM

Um, we’ve already seen Kanye’s dick. It’s big.

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by Anonymousreply 76October 13, 2021 10:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 77October 13, 2021 12:12 PM

Does the term ‘Needledick the Bug Fucker’ mean anything to you?

by Anonymousreply 78October 13, 2021 12:14 PM

[quote] Greg

Care to say more?

by Anonymousreply 79October 13, 2021 1:37 PM

Sorry, Greg. I couldn't keep it our little secret any more.

by Anonymousreply 80October 13, 2021 2:37 PM

[quote] Sorry, Greg. I couldn't keep it our little secret any more.

If you breathe one word of this, I'm telling Dr. Vogel.

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by Anonymousreply 81October 13, 2021 3:40 PM

[quote] Kevin Hart has shown budge live on tv

who on earth would fuck it?

by Anonymousreply 82October 13, 2021 3:42 PM

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Thanks for letting us know!

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