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Is it now okay for houseguests to shit in the kitchen sink?

We have a houseguest who has been with us for the past three nights and will be staying for one more. Last night, I got up about 3am to get some water from the kitchen and I saw our friend standing in front of the kitchen sink and shitting in it. I asked him if he was alright, and he said yea. I asked him why he was shitting in the kitchen sink when the bathroom is just around the corner. He replied, "I just came and got some water and had to shit. I thought I could to them both right here".

Am I missing something? Am I overreacting? I am not use to seeing people shit in my kitchen sink. Is this now socially acceptable, even for gays?

by Anonymousreply 27October 13, 2021 10:07 AM

I honestly don't mind the shitting in the sink.

It's the wiping with my tea towels that vexes me.

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2021 3:55 PM

I don’t mind. My garbage disposal is designed for hard vegetables and corn shit.

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2021 3:59 PM

Why wasn't Vivian Vance one of the poll options? Fuck OP's absurd poll for omitting Vivian Vance!

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2021 4:01 PM

Your houseguests have no manners, OP. They should place it on the glass coffee table where it belongs.

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2021 4:12 PM

He should have shat in your lying whore mouth Op!

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 4:13 PM

Was it Bronzie?

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 4:14 PM

OP, stop trying to make Greg happen.

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 4:17 PM


by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2021 4:52 PM


by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2021 5:07 PM

How exactly does one stand in front of the kitchen WHILE shitting in it?


by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2021 5:18 PM

Is your houseguest a badly trained great dane?

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2021 5:19 PM

[quote] How exactly does one stand in front of the kitchen WHILE shitting in it?

No wonder he made such a mess on my floor!

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2021 7:33 PM

Stealth scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2021 7:42 PM

Is Erna the scat troll back in business?

by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2021 7:43 PM

I actually know someone who used to shit in the shower and then jam his turds down the drain with his toes.

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2021 7:54 PM

And what made this a thing of the past?

Did you kill him?

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2021 8:01 PM

OP, why are you going downstairs to the kitchen for water when the bathroom was just around corner? And who drinks water from the tap anymore (lead)? A sane person puts a glass of water on the night stand anyway.

Oh, there's just too many gaps in this story.

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2021 8:26 PM

[quote]I actually know someone who used to shit in the shower and then jam his turds down the drain with his toes.

Hello? Can you say, "Fist Bottom???"

by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 8:34 PM

R17, didn't someone put up this 'story' earlier and use 'piss' as the subject. It's been altered by the OP.

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2021 9:07 PM

Years ago I told someone I put food waste down the toilet, ie milk that got old while I was out of town etc Their rely was “that’s gross!” I replied shitting in The kitchen sink would be far worse. Little cold I have foreseen…

by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2021 9:13 PM

Why not? I put it all together in the composting anyway. My kitchen is a literal cesspool.

by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2021 9:15 PM

How rude of him not to shit in a tupperware container so you could have it over toast for breakfast .Honestly, people have zero manners anymore.

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2021 9:31 PM

R15 Where do you think bottoms douche and prepare?

by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2021 11:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 24October 13, 2021 3:23 AM

Most kitchen sinks are waist height so he would have had to push himself up or use a step stool to get his ass in position.

by Anonymousreply 25October 13, 2021 3:49 AM

Yes. I think so.

by Anonymousreply 26October 13, 2021 4:35 AM

You have to get up early to fool R19.

by Anonymousreply 27October 13, 2021 10:07 AM
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