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Buckle Up Buckaroo

This is just sad. He gets in and out of the car like an old lady. Fumbles at the pump, then all by himself for coffee. Alone, old, tired, hated loser. I almost have pity. Almost.

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by Anonymousreply 81October 13, 2021 9:31 PM

Great! Now my man-handsh shmell like gash!

by Anonymousreply 1October 12, 2021 1:23 AM

Maybe she'll run for the Republican nom in 2024? The debates would be Mussy TV!

by Anonymousreply 2October 12, 2021 1:24 AM

Real women don’t pump gas!

by Anonymousreply 3October 12, 2021 1:26 AM

What a fugly car.

by Anonymousreply 4October 12, 2021 1:26 AM

Must be horrible now for him. Ignored and ridiculed. Has to fill up that silly car just to get noticed or attention.

I wish they would write “Bruce” on his coffee cup. Just to mess with him.

by Anonymousreply 5October 12, 2021 1:29 AM

She is an old lady.

by Anonymousreply 6October 12, 2021 1:30 AM

Why would a 70 year old have a car that is so hard to get in and out of? Are you really that concerned with impressing others? A comfortable high end Buick - or Mercedes if you must. Sports cars at 70 are sad.

by Anonymousreply 7October 12, 2021 1:31 AM

Bitch shouldn't be allowed to drive after injuring that family and killing one person when she lost control and smashed into them.

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by Anonymousreply 8October 12, 2021 1:31 AM

Wasn't she texting at the time?

by Anonymousreply 9October 12, 2021 1:33 AM

I thought she was reaching for Virginia Slim.

by Anonymousreply 10October 12, 2021 1:34 AM

[quote]Why would a 70 year old have a car that is so hard to get in and out of?

It looks like an "old man trying to recapture his youth" car.

by Anonymousreply 11October 12, 2021 1:35 AM

It was alleged that she was texting, but never proven. The Sheriff's department did not seek a subpoena for cell phone records for some mysterious reason ($$$).

by Anonymousreply 12October 12, 2021 1:36 AM

With those legs she could be an athlete.

by Anonymousreply 13October 12, 2021 1:36 AM

I saw him at Nobu Malibu. He looked pretty perturbed at the valet because his Honey Bee, midlife crisis car was trapped and not immediately ready for his Royal Highness’s getaway. Watching Miss Thing fume was better than dessert.

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by Anonymousreply 14October 12, 2021 1:37 AM

She really is tragic at this point and desperate to keep her name in the press.

I feel less than zero sympathy for her though. She has besmirched our community’s good name and done harm to the gay/straight relations in this country.

by Anonymousreply 15October 12, 2021 1:40 AM

71 years old is a bit late for a midlife crisis car.

by Anonymousreply 16October 12, 2021 1:43 AM

Hope that was a skort she was wearing, otherwise all the goods would be on display while trying to climb out of that car with legs akimbo. I don't think she's worn anything but short skirts and dresses since transitioning.

On an unrelated note, I love that crow that photobombed the video.

by Anonymousreply 17October 12, 2021 1:53 AM

Bruce darling just hire a driver.

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by Anonymousreply 18October 12, 2021 1:56 AM

What a loser!

by Anonymousreply 19October 12, 2021 1:59 AM

I hope she had to pay through the balls during the civil settlement.

Oh, wait....

by Anonymousreply 20October 12, 2021 2:06 AM

She needs a Shoulderectomy. And a nice pair of slacks.

by Anonymousreply 21October 12, 2021 2:11 AM

She seemed drunk to me. And standing around hoping to get noticed. But definitely drunk.

by Anonymousreply 22October 12, 2021 2:11 AM

She looks like a truck driver, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 23October 12, 2021 2:11 AM

She looka like a man!

by Anonymousreply 24October 12, 2021 2:31 AM

If she cut her hair, put on some jeans and took off the makeup, she'd make a hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 25October 12, 2021 2:31 AM

What a tacky looking Porche. Obscene paint job. He's obviously like the 5th or 6th owner of that car and after numerous paint jobs. Tacky as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 26October 12, 2021 2:36 AM

She’s a modern day miss Haversham.

by Anonymousreply 27October 12, 2021 2:40 AM

Real women don’t drive mid life crisis man cars.

by Anonymousreply 28October 12, 2021 3:07 AM

Isn’t she broke? I thought I read that somewhere. Is this a used car?

Would be a shame if she ended up in tent city. This so what happens when you cross Kris.

by Anonymousreply 29October 12, 2021 3:20 AM

R27, I once made the same mistake here you did and got viciously raked over the coals in the ensuing comments. So I'll just gently remind you it's Miss Havisham, not Haversham.

by Anonymousreply 30October 12, 2021 3:49 AM

Caitlyn is an abomination, but R26 is a moronic cunt when it comes to cars. That is a 911 GT2RS, one of the best-performing cars ever produced, with a factory paint job. Although a few years old, they are worth much more than new (almost double the original price). It's basically a barely street legal race car. It may not be "tasteful," but it is far from being car for a poseur.

by Anonymousreply 31October 12, 2021 4:13 AM

More like Granddaddy, he's 71 for Christ's sake.

by Anonymousreply 32October 12, 2021 4:19 AM

She.was on "Masked Singer" so clearly doing GREAT!

by Anonymousreply 33October 12, 2021 4:28 AM

I finally figured out Caitlyn Jenner's real secret lifelong desire, to be an aging Beverly Hills matron trying desperately to cling to her youth. Like r31, said, that Porsche is the real deal, it's the driver who is the fake poser and actually makes the car look bad. Porsche should recall it for besmirching it's image

by Anonymousreply 34October 12, 2021 4:45 AM

What kind of purse does she carry to match those size 16 Saddle Oxfords?

by Anonymousreply 35October 12, 2021 5:02 AM

Was she drinking a Tab (just 1 calorie)?

by Anonymousreply 36October 12, 2021 5:06 AM

So did she ever have the bottom part surgery? At the time of her "transformation" she was always so vague and non-committal about it I quickly lost interest. Didn't really care. Still don't, really, but just out of curiosity is she now an innie or an outie?

by Anonymousreply 37October 12, 2021 5:18 AM

[quote]So did she ever have the bottom part surgery?

He's an autogynephile. Of course he still has his penis.

by Anonymousreply 38October 12, 2021 5:20 AM

@r37, she's a fake with all of her boy bits still intact. "Her" passport still says "male". Jenner has a cross-dressing fetish that he turned into a trans money-making scam

by Anonymousreply 39October 12, 2021 5:30 AM

Her Porsche is the epitome of the "small penis car".

by Anonymousreply 40October 12, 2021 5:33 AM

OMG -- I'm a 60-something"sporty" lesbian and I look more feminine than that even on a bad day.

I bet I could still rock that car, though!

by Anonymousreply 41October 12, 2021 6:35 AM

Yes a Porsche 911, such a feminine car.

by Anonymousreply 42October 12, 2021 6:38 AM

[quote]all by himself for coffee

What's wrong with picking up a coffee while running errands by yourself?

by Anonymousreply 43October 12, 2021 12:20 PM

She pumps her own gas like a peasant?

by Anonymousreply 44October 12, 2021 12:20 PM

r29 I bet even Brody wouldn't let her bunk with him.

by Anonymousreply 45October 12, 2021 12:24 PM

100% she still has her cock.

by Anonymousreply 46October 12, 2021 12:27 PM

Another old worn out celebrity desperately trying to look young. How sad that she can't see that she makes herself look pathétique.

by Anonymousreply 47October 12, 2021 12:30 PM

She's also developed the classic old age hump back.

by Anonymousreply 48October 12, 2021 12:32 PM

She should have pulled a Britney.

by Anonymousreply 49October 12, 2021 12:34 PM

I'm more curious about that crow walking across the screen than I am about him/her.

by Anonymousreply 50October 12, 2021 12:37 PM

Don't mock her ladies. Be ready for Trump/ Caitlyn 2024!!

by Anonymousreply 51October 12, 2021 12:38 PM

I wonder if her children (especially her sons) still have much to do with her. You just know they must all be privately horrified at what she's done to herself.

by Anonymousreply 52October 12, 2021 12:43 PM

I could be more comfortable with her being a trans female if she had a female voice. But when she speaks and that Bruce Jenner voice comes out it just gives me the shivers.

by Anonymousreply 53October 12, 2021 12:45 PM

I wonder if Kris used to strap it to Bruce during their marriage.

by Anonymousreply 54October 12, 2021 12:47 PM

This person is mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 55October 12, 2021 12:49 PM

They still have that manly gait.

by Anonymousreply 56October 12, 2021 12:50 PM

r56 She should have perfected her Cindy Crawford supermodel strut by now. Further proof that Bruce is a fraud.

by Anonymousreply 57October 12, 2021 1:03 PM

They have — they walk like a 99 year old woman.

by Anonymousreply 58October 12, 2021 1:13 PM

If he had some humility in expressing his struggle. If he was humble to explain the frustrations he had with his gender identity, I could be sympathetic and less hateful towards him. But it is the arrogance and judgemental attitude he has towards others that makes me dislike him. He really has no regard for anyone but himself.

He could really be a force of good but is only a force of division.

by Anonymousreply 59October 12, 2021 1:31 PM

i agree at 70 a sports car is trying too hard, but what about a big or midsize SUV at that age?.... same thing?

by Anonymousreply 60October 12, 2021 1:32 PM

I feel pity but the reality of her life doesn’t register to her at all. Her whole day is getting dressed, parading in and out of the coffee shop then back home to spend the rest of the day googling herself. In her mind she’s Cindy C in that Pepsi commercial from the 90’s turning heads and inflicting gaped mouths everywhere she goes.

by Anonymousreply 61October 12, 2021 1:55 PM

She needs to get a man to care for.

by Anonymousreply 62October 12, 2021 1:56 PM

^ Nah, she needs another wife to expand her wardrobe

by Anonymousreply 63October 12, 2021 4:04 PM

Caitlyn is a Type A personality and a lot of them have an almost clinical ice coldness and emptiness to them underneath all of the impressive accomplishments and drive. Her decision to continue to support the Republican party is telling.

by Anonymousreply 64October 12, 2021 4:08 PM

I STILL want an answer to whether or not Cait is allowed to go tinkle in the ladies room at Trump Tower!

by Anonymousreply 65October 12, 2021 4:16 PM

^ I bet the tabloids would pay a million bucks for a picture of Jenner peeing standing up

by Anonymousreply 66October 12, 2021 4:23 PM

Horrible posture.

by Anonymousreply 67October 12, 2021 4:23 PM

When a tired little, old Republican bastard puts on a dress, he is simply an old bastard in a dress!

by Anonymousreply 68October 12, 2021 4:35 PM

Is he sloshed?

by Anonymousreply 69October 12, 2021 4:37 PM

R68? You can say that again!

by Anonymousreply 70October 12, 2021 4:39 PM

I just don't believe he's had his 3 piece suite lopped off. I've heard that if a man has his testicles removed his voice eventually gets higher because he's no longer producing testosterone.

by Anonymousreply 71October 12, 2021 7:10 PM

"3 piece suite"

by Anonymousreply 72October 12, 2021 9:17 PM

That broad’s got balls

by Anonymousreply 73October 12, 2021 9:24 PM

OP you need to add another soundtrack. Creaking bones, groans, a ladylike but voluminous poot. You get the idea.

by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 3:30 AM

POOT!!! l love the word poot. It's so much more descriptive than "toot". You must be from the south. I remember a mother of a little child at a pool party back in 1958 saying to her son in front of others, "Hank, did you poot?".

by Anonymousreply 75October 13, 2021 11:49 AM

Beans, beans, wonderful fruit,

The more you eat, the more you poot,

The more you poot, the better you feel,

So eat your beans at every meal.

by Anonymousreply 76October 13, 2021 5:51 PM

Bruce could have been a hot daddy still pulling in the young dick who put out for celebrities - if only.....

by Anonymousreply 77October 13, 2021 5:58 PM

Back in the 70s I was working as support staff for a large New York law firm. Somebody in the men's room cut a loud fart. An ancient senior partner said to the young associate lawyer next to him, "You know, back in my day we used to fart more and laugh about it more."

Don't know why I've always remembered that.

by Anonymousreply 78October 13, 2021 5:59 PM

He said he still has a dick and balls, he just "retired it." So I guess he never gets off then?

by Anonymousreply 79October 13, 2021 6:50 PM

It's so telling that Caitlyn claims to identify as a woman but only ever drives cars a man would buy.

by Anonymousreply 80October 13, 2021 7:06 PM

It looks to me the only thing he's done is have those big fake tits installed and some facial surgery to make him slightly less masculine looking.. Since his voice hasn't changed one iota I don't even think he's taking all the female hormones that most trannies take, which reportedly shortens their life spans considerably.

by Anonymousreply 81October 13, 2021 9:31 PM
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