Buckle Up Buckaroo

Great! Now my man-handsh shmell like gash!

Maybe she'll run for the Republican nom in 2024? The debates would be Mussy TV!

Real women don’t pump gas!

What a fugly car.

Must be horrible now for him. Ignored and ridiculed. Has to fill up that silly car just to get noticed or attention.

I wish they would write “Bruce” on his coffee cup. Just to mess with him.

She is an old lady.

Why would a 70 year old have a car that is so hard to get in and out of? Are you really that concerned with impressing others? A comfortable high end Buick - or Mercedes if you must. Sports cars at 70 are sad.

Bitch shouldn't be allowed to drive after injuring that family and killing one person when she lost control and smashed into them.

Wasn't she texting at the time?

I thought she was reaching for Virginia Slim.

[quote]Why would a 70 year old have a car that is so hard to get in and out of?

It looks like an "old man trying to recapture his youth" car.

It was alleged that she was texting, but never proven. The Sheriff's department did not seek a subpoena for cell phone records for some mysterious reason ($$$).

With those legs she could be an athlete.

I saw him at Nobu Malibu. He looked pretty perturbed at the valet because his Honey Bee, midlife crisis car was trapped and not immediately ready for his Royal Highness’s getaway. Watching Miss Thing fume was better than dessert.

She really is tragic at this point and desperate to keep her name in the press.

I feel less than zero sympathy for her though. She has besmirched our community’s good name and done harm to the gay/straight relations in this country.

71 years old is a bit late for a midlife crisis car.

Hope that was a skort she was wearing, otherwise all the goods would be on display while trying to climb out of that car with legs akimbo. I don't think she's worn anything but short skirts and dresses since transitioning.

On an unrelated note, I love that crow that photobombed the video.

Bruce darling just hire a driver.

What a loser!

I hope she had to pay through the balls during the civil settlement.

Oh, wait....

She needs a Shoulderectomy. And a nice pair of slacks.

She seemed drunk to me. And standing around hoping to get noticed. But definitely drunk.

She looks like a truck driver, by the way.

She looka like a man!

If she cut her hair, put on some jeans and took off the makeup, she'd make a hot daddy.

What a tacky looking Porche. Obscene paint job. He's obviously like the 5th or 6th owner of that car and after numerous paint jobs. Tacky as fuck.

She’s a modern day miss Haversham.

Real women don’t drive mid life crisis man cars.

Isn’t she broke? I thought I read that somewhere. Is this a used car?

Would be a shame if she ended up in tent city. This so what happens when you cross Kris.

R27, I once made the same mistake here you did and got viciously raked over the coals in the ensuing comments. So I'll just gently remind you it's Miss Havisham, not Haversham.

Caitlyn is an abomination, but R26 is a moronic cunt when it comes to cars. That is a 911 GT2RS, one of the best-performing cars ever produced, with a factory paint job. Although a few years old, they are worth much more than new (almost double the original price). It's basically a barely street legal race car. It may not be "tasteful," but it is far from being car for a poseur.

More like Granddaddy, he's 71 for Christ's sake.

She.was on "Masked Singer" so clearly doing GREAT!

I finally figured out Caitlyn Jenner's real secret lifelong desire, to be an aging Beverly Hills matron trying desperately to cling to her youth. Like r31, said, that Porsche is the real deal, it's the driver who is the fake poser and actually makes the car look bad. Porsche should recall it for besmirching it's image

What kind of purse does she carry to match those size 16 Saddle Oxfords?

Was she drinking a Tab (just 1 calorie)?

So did she ever have the bottom part surgery? At the time of her "transformation" she was always so vague and non-committal about it I quickly lost interest. Didn't really care. Still don't, really, but just out of curiosity is she now an innie or an outie?

[quote]So did she ever have the bottom part surgery?

He's an autogynephile. Of course he still has his penis.

@r37, she's a fake with all of her boy bits still intact. "Her" passport still says "male". Jenner has a cross-dressing fetish that he turned into a trans money-making scam

Her Porsche is the epitome of the "small penis car".

OMG -- I'm a 60-something"sporty" lesbian and I look more feminine than that even on a bad day.

I bet I could still rock that car, though!

Yes a Porsche 911, such a feminine car.

[quote]all by himself for coffee

What's wrong with picking up a coffee while running errands by yourself?

She pumps her own gas like a peasant?

r29 I bet even Brody wouldn't let her bunk with him.

100% she still has her cock.

Another old worn out celebrity desperately trying to look young. How sad that she can't see that she makes herself look pathétique.

She's also developed the classic old age hump back.

She should have pulled a Britney.

I'm more curious about that crow walking across the screen than I am about him/her.

Don't mock her ladies. Be ready for Trump/ Caitlyn 2024!!

I wonder if her children (especially her sons) still have much to do with her. You just know they must all be privately horrified at what she's done to herself.

I could be more comfortable with her being a trans female if she had a female voice. But when she speaks and that Bruce Jenner voice comes out it just gives me the shivers.

I wonder if Kris used to strap it to Bruce during their marriage.

This person is mentally ill.

They still have that manly gait.

r56 She should have perfected her Cindy Crawford supermodel strut by now. Further proof that Bruce is a fraud.

They have — they walk like a 99 year old woman.

If he had some humility in expressing his struggle. If he was humble to explain the frustrations he had with his gender identity, I could be sympathetic and less hateful towards him. But it is the arrogance and judgemental attitude he has towards others that makes me dislike him. He really has no regard for anyone but himself.

He could really be a force of good but is only a force of division.

i agree at 70 a sports car is trying too hard, but what about a big or midsize SUV at that age?.... same thing?

I feel pity but the reality of her life doesn’t register to her at all. Her whole day is getting dressed, parading in and out of the coffee shop then back home to spend the rest of the day googling herself. In her mind she’s Cindy C in that Pepsi commercial from the 90’s turning heads and inflicting gaped mouths everywhere she goes.

She needs to get a man to care for.

^ Nah, she needs another wife to expand her wardrobe

Caitlyn is a Type A personality and a lot of them have an almost clinical ice coldness and emptiness to them underneath all of the impressive accomplishments and drive. Her decision to continue to support the Republican party is telling.

I STILL want an answer to whether or not Cait is allowed to go tinkle in the ladies room at Trump Tower!

^ I bet the tabloids would pay a million bucks for a picture of Jenner peeing standing up

Horrible posture.

When a tired little, old Republican bastard puts on a dress, he is simply an old bastard in a dress!

Is he sloshed?

R68? You can say that again!

I just don't believe he's had his 3 piece suite lopped off. I've heard that if a man has his testicles removed his voice eventually gets higher because he's no longer producing testosterone.

"3 piece suite"

That broad’s got balls

OP you need to add another soundtrack. Creaking bones, groans, a ladylike but voluminous poot. You get the idea.

POOT!!! l love the word poot. It's so much more descriptive than "toot". You must be from the south. I remember a mother of a little child at a pool party back in 1958 saying to her son in front of others, "Hank, did you poot?".

Beans, beans, wonderful fruit,

The more you eat, the more you poot,

The more you poot, the better you feel,

So eat your beans at every meal.

Bruce could have been a hot daddy still pulling in the young dick who put out for celebrities - if only.....

Back in the 70s I was working as support staff for a large New York law firm. Somebody in the men's room cut a loud fart. An ancient senior partner said to the young associate lawyer next to him, "You know, back in my day we used to fart more and laugh about it more."

Don't know why I've always remembered that.

He said he still has a dick and balls, he just "retired it." So I guess he never gets off then?

It's so telling that Caitlyn claims to identify as a woman but only ever drives cars a man would buy.

It looks to me the only thing he's done is have those big fake tits installed and some facial surgery to make him slightly less masculine looking.. Since his voice hasn't changed one iota I don't even think he's taking all the female hormones that most trannies take, which reportedly shortens their life spans considerably.