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Fuck, kill, marry: extremely hard mode

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by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 12:22 AM

I would fuck my right hand, marry Jesus and kill my atheism.

by Anonymousreply 1October 10, 2021 1:42 AM

Who are these people? Only the one second from right looks remotely attractive, and that's a hard stretch. The rest, just no

Kill, kill, fuck after a couple joints and cans of bourbon and coke, kill. I aint marryin none of those fuckers

by Anonymousreply 2October 10, 2021 1:42 AM

[Quote]Who are these people?

Condoleezza Rice, Henry Kissinger, Antony Blinken, and James Baker. Blinken's the current Secretary of State, the others are the previous ones.

I'm surprised Henry Kissinger is still alive. He's 98 years old.

by Anonymousreply 3October 10, 2021 2:02 AM

[quote] I'm surprised Henry Kissinger is still alive. He's 98 years old.

The Satan's work on earth is never done.

by Anonymousreply 4October 10, 2021 2:19 AM

Henry Kissinger has still got that sex appeal!

by Anonymousreply 5October 10, 2021 2:20 AM

Kill, kill, kill and kill.

by Anonymousreply 6October 10, 2021 2:21 AM

[quote] Henry Kissinger has still got that sex appeal!

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 10, 2021 2:24 AM

No no you have to choose at least one for each selection.

by Anonymousreply 8October 10, 2021 2:27 AM

lol........

by Anonymousreply 9October 13, 2021 11:35 PM

I would FUCK Jake Tapper!

by Anonymousreply 10October 13, 2021 11:47 PM

Somebody is obsessed with CondaLezzbo.

by Anonymousreply 11October 14, 2021 12:00 AM

I would fuck Condleeza, Marry Kissenger then kill myself.

by Anonymousreply 12October 14, 2021 12:05 AM

I couldn’t fuck Condoleeza even using Queen Latifah’s strap-on.

by Anonymousreply 13October 14, 2021 12:16 AM

I would fuck over all of them, kill them with great enthusiasm and then, marry the weapon I'd used to kill them, as an act of gratitude for helping to clean the world.

I cannot imagine a more grotesque, despicable and evil collection of rotting turds.

by Anonymousreply 14October 14, 2021 12:18 AM

[quote] I cannot imagine a more grotesque, despicable and evil collection of rotting turds.

Were you asleep during the entirety of the Trump administration?

by Anonymousreply 15October 14, 2021 12:22 AM
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