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Let’s be How-to spot Annoying Losers

I’m their assertion that “I'm a big foodie.”

by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 12:41 AM

People who say Husbear

by Anonymousreply 1September 26, 2021 9:31 PM

People who live and die by Rachael Maddow's latest pronouncement.

by Anonymousreply 2September 26, 2021 9:32 PM

Hourly Social Media Post involving the following

My Best Life !!!!

Me and my furbabies !!!!

Look at my cucumber water !!!

I drove 100 miles to meet this guy I have been chatting with and he is not what I imagined him to be !!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2021 9:33 PM

They drink Manhattans.

by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2021 9:34 PM

People who manage to inject "wokeism" and "SJWs" into every topic. They are the most annoying losers.

by Anonymousreply 5September 26, 2021 9:34 PM

People who say ‘My Global Brand’ please shut the fuck up

by Anonymousreply 6September 26, 2021 9:39 PM

I'm WandaVision. All of my gay viewers are Marveltard annoying losers!

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by Anonymousreply 7September 26, 2021 9:39 PM

Start anti-trans threads

by Anonymousreply 8September 26, 2021 9:42 PM

- People always on social media

- People with 3+ kids but no job

- People who are 100 lbs overweight, but want to tell you how OCD they are

- People who proudly proclaim they are germaphobes and / or don’t like pets in the house. I immediately know they grew up in some low-rent, chaotic, animal-neglecting environment.

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2021 9:43 PM

Attacking Democrats

by Anonymousreply 10September 26, 2021 9:43 PM

Approval-seeking social media posts

by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2021 9:45 PM

Talks about Jesus, or the Bible. Posts photos of kids as if they're the first to ever "fillinthebanalgap). Talks about their pets as if they're actually human dependents. Requires you to 'explain' basic words, concepts, etc. in casual conversation.

by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2021 9:49 PM

I'm the loud voice that has it's volume set at 100% at all times no matter where I am. My owner must ensure that they are always calling attention to themselves and the people around them even if those people don't want others staring at them 24/7. I'm also the selfishness and lack of self awareness that comes with that voice.

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2021 9:51 PM

^ damned punctuation!

by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2021 9:52 PM

You didn't post that, R14. And I'm already over it.

by Anonymousreply 15September 26, 2021 9:54 PM

Fat girls who wanted to be popular that still use outdated slang like.. ‘ Cool Beans’

by Anonymousreply 16September 26, 2021 9:55 PM

Refuses to do their part in any group effort, yet wants to micromanage other people. This one drives me insane.

by Anonymousreply 17September 26, 2021 10:03 PM

People who were emo. They are usually the worst millennials. Self deprecating attention whore victims who listen to whiny music that’s not only not cool today but wasn’t even cool when it was new.

by Anonymousreply 18September 26, 2021 10:13 PM

Millennials who move to NYC for the generous social welfare benefits instead of getting a job.

by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2021 10:18 PM

r10 r12

by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2021 10:23 PM

People who say things like "Speaking your own truth is the most powerful tool you have."

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2021 10:25 PM

People who block posters then post that poster’s reply number in other threads to see what they posted. See R20

by Anonymousreply 22September 26, 2021 10:25 PM

People who live off disability.

by Anonymousreply 23September 26, 2021 10:26 PM

OPs who keep focusing on the negative instead of promoting a positive attitude.

by Anonymousreply 24September 26, 2021 10:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 25September 26, 2021 10:28 PM

R24 die from cancer

by Anonymousreply 26September 26, 2021 10:30 PM

r18 is posting from 2008. That was the last time I saw a millennial emo.

by Anonymousreply 27September 26, 2021 10:39 PM

Yeah r23. Fuck them for being unable to work. Useless Eaters amirtite?

by Anonymousreply 28September 26, 2021 10:40 PM

'I'M CRAZY BUSY!' is a dead giveaway. The use of 'kiddos' or 'puppers' are two more.

by Anonymousreply 29September 26, 2021 10:42 PM

Vocal fry (female and male).

Manbun and whispy beard.

Their job is "Instagram/YouTube/TikTok/Facebook Influencer".

by Anonymousreply 30September 26, 2021 10:44 PM


I cannot abide those derpy, hillbilly, nasty-ass goatees.

by Anonymousreply 31September 27, 2021 12:51 AM

People who start ten threads a day on the datalounge to talk about how much they hate trans people

by Anonymousreply 32September 27, 2021 12:53 AM

Old, fat trolls like r19 who lash out at "millennials" because they're jealous on anyone under the age of 80.

People who accuse New Yorkers of "living off benefits" but live in one of the welfare states like West Virginia or South Dakota

by Anonymousreply 33September 27, 2021 12:55 AM

Someone who lost his presidential election by a large margin, but insists that he lost due to "voter fraud" despite no evidence of fraud, then convinces all his moronic followers to stage a coup due to the non-existent fraud

by Anonymousreply 34September 27, 2021 12:58 AM

People who use the word literally when it's unnecessary (which is 98% of the time).


by Anonymousreply 35September 27, 2021 12:58 AM

If you say, "I'm like" then you are an annoying loser. I'm like, what? I'm like, omg. He was like, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 36September 27, 2021 1:00 AM

I'm tired political "jokes".

by Anonymousreply 37September 27, 2021 1:06 AM

I’m the BMW with a matte finish paint job.

by Anonymousreply 38September 27, 2021 1:21 AM

[quote]People who proudly proclaim they are germaphobes and / or don’t like pets in the house. I immediately know they grew up in some low-rent, chaotic, animal-neglecting environment.

I'm a germaphobe and don't like pets in the house but I grew up in a clean, very comfortable environment. Sometimes that sort of thing doesn't come out of any childhood trauma.

by Anonymousreply 39September 27, 2021 1:43 AM

Puts "happy birthday" messages to their friends on their public social media posts, with of picture of them and said friend at some event or party.

These people tend to be desperate try-hards.

by Anonymousreply 40September 27, 2021 1:44 AM

Look for severe childhood disturbances associated with violence.

by Anonymousreply 41September 27, 2021 1:46 AM

"Making a global impact."

Shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 42September 27, 2021 1:46 AM

People who create posts consisting solely of a reply number of someone they’ve blocked.

by Anonymousreply 43September 27, 2021 2:01 AM

The worst are the fundamentalist preachers. Third-grade con men telling the poor suckers that watch them that they speak with Jesus, and to please send in money. Money, money, money! If Jesus came back and saw what's going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

by Anonymousreply 44September 27, 2021 2:05 AM

R44 "he'd never stop throwing up"

Well, isn't that special.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 27, 2021 2:12 AM

People who love or like their own posts on social media. Also people who casually post or talk about traumatic life events .

by Anonymousreply 46September 27, 2021 2:16 AM

R15 /13 I was commenting on my first post, R12, which was supposed to have parentheses, not one and a quotation mark. Just didn't think someone would post between them.

Fortunate timing though, apostrophes are your friend.

by Anonymousreply 47September 27, 2021 2:16 AM

Starts a new business or initiate every week. Claims they are going to live the #vanlife but never gets out of the driveway.

They’re gonna do this, they’re gonna do that. But they never do any of it or ever reference it again on their sm.

by Anonymousreply 48September 27, 2021 2:26 AM

R27 They are no longer emo, the emo kids grew up to blend in with the hipsters but they are easy to identify because they still have emo attitude about life and depression and self loathing. They’re still emo on the inside. And they still listen to that shitty music.

by Anonymousreply 49September 27, 2021 2:51 AM

R4 there is nothing wrong with drinking a Manhattan.

All other posters, you are correct.

by Anonymousreply 50September 27, 2021 3:00 AM


by Anonymousreply 51September 27, 2021 4:25 AM

[quote]Look at my cucumber water !!!

Goddammit, now I want some cucumber water.

by Anonymousreply 52September 27, 2021 4:26 AM

R1 has been pissed off about "Husbear" for 30 years. Let it go. It described what you could have been if you weren't such an asshole

by Anonymousreply 53September 27, 2021 4:51 AM

[quote] The use of 'kiddos' or 'puppers' are two more.

How about the use of:


Fruit and veg







[x] is goals


and, of course, “passed” instead of “died”?

by Anonymousreply 54September 27, 2021 4:58 AM

Yes, r39, but do you feel the need to loudly proclaim it? Probably not.

It’s the “loud proclamation” that reveals the cray.

As with most things in life.

by Anonymousreply 55September 27, 2021 5:06 AM

People who watch Hannity without laughing.

by Anonymousreply 56September 27, 2021 5:15 AM

#entrepreneur (85.4 Million Instagram hits, everyone of them shit)


#branding (32 Million Instagram hits...)

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by Anonymousreply 57September 27, 2021 10:24 AM


by Anonymousreply 58September 27, 2021 10:45 AM

Posters who constantly complain about other posters starting anti trans threads. As if there have been any pro trans threads on DL.

Most gay men know what a fetish is and its place. They're not stupid.

by Anonymousreply 59September 27, 2021 10:49 AM

I’m the Untuckit shirt and “performance” khakis.

by Anonymousreply 60September 27, 2021 5:19 PM

I’m the $65,000 pickup truck backed into a parking space.

I belong to a guy who makes 30k / year.

by Anonymousreply 61September 27, 2021 5:52 PM

"People" who think every male between 18-80 wants to fuck them because the gates of paradise are between there irresistible thighs.

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by Anonymousreply 62September 27, 2021 6:37 PM

[quote] there irresistible thighs.

by Anonymousreply 63September 27, 2021 6:41 PM

I’m the loudly and proudly “poly” person who never shuts up about it, then goes into a depression spiral when one of my “lovers” has the temerity to spend time with the other one WITHOUT ME AROUND.

by Anonymousreply 64September 27, 2021 6:48 PM

I look in the mirror.

by Anonymousreply 65September 27, 2021 6:49 PM

I’m the rented set for my Instagram travel shoot.

by Anonymousreply 66September 27, 2021 6:55 PM

How you say...pepino?

by Anonymousreply 67September 27, 2021 7:06 PM

Everybody loses in the end. The people who don't know that are the main annoying ones.

by Anonymousreply 68October 11, 2021 4:28 AM

People interrupt someone’s story to talk about a similar topic that happened to them and refuse you to allow the conversation back to the original person. Extroverts suck when it comes to a two way conversation.

by Anonymousreply 69October 11, 2021 4:44 AM

People who post comments in a thread about someone/something they know nothing about and have zero interest in, just so they can mock OP as being an ancient.

by Anonymousreply 70October 11, 2021 12:42 PM

I'm the intrusive oversharing during my first conversation (more like a monologue) with you after my friend introuces you to me as his new boyfriend. Depending on my (the listener's) state of mind,& how really puerile you are, I either pose with verisimilitude of concerned interest, a blank stare, or, if you're particularly egregious (& I have done this), I'll say to you sotto voce, "If you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to make the rest of your night a living hell, princess fuckwad."

In reference to this.

I knew my neighbour for five years, and we were good friends. She starting seeing this loser who was a drunk. What kind of drunk was he? When his mother died the only place anybody knew how to get hold of him was the bar where my nabe worked. She dropped in one arvo and I told her explicitly that he was a loser, I asked her what she was doing with him, when it was obvious she could do so much better? She stopped speaking to me. She married him. The number of my calls to 911 when I heard them screaming at each other was legion. The domestic violence got so bad she moved out of her flat and had a restraining order filed against him. They divorced in 2020. She and I are friends again. I'm too magnanimous to say I told you so. But I have told her I don't regret for one moment what I told her before the disaster started. I told her it hurt my feelings when she stopped speaking to me, but I would have felt horrible if I'd said nothing, and he began beating her. At least I was able to warn her, despite her refusing to do anything about it before it was too late.

by Anonymousreply 71October 11, 2021 1:26 PM

Rich people with a chip on their shoulder about when they were poor. It usually turns out they are lying and they were respectable middle class just like you. The continual envy is a character trait, not an experience.

by Anonymousreply 72October 11, 2021 3:00 PM

People still obsessed/traumatized by the brand of snack cake their mother bought a half century ago.

by Anonymousreply 73October 11, 2021 3:02 PM

R71 You knw it will happen all over again when she falls for the next loser. You should have cut her out of your life totally. Unless you also like being treated like you are worthless.

by Anonymousreply 74October 13, 2021 12:41 AM
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