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[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 9September 22, 2021 10:02 PM

There's so much to work with in this the only thought I can formulate at this moment is wonder the guy wasn't from Florida.

by Anonymousreply 1September 22, 2021 9:25 PM

I have to shit like a racehorse!

by Anonymousreply 2September 22, 2021 9:34 PM

AACCKKK!!! GROSS!!!

by Anonymousreply 3September 22, 2021 9:36 PM

🎼 "All I did was wonder how my anus should be, and it happened to me..... "🎶

With apologies to Johnny Mathis and many others.

by Anonymousreply 4September 22, 2021 9:53 PM

That would be some niche porn.

by Anonymousreply 5September 22, 2021 9:56 PM

Did they fix it? Because we're looking for guys for a 25-guy Bukkakescat scene.

by Anonymousreply 6September 22, 2021 9:57 PM

[quote]Five cases per million people are diagnosed each year — the equivalent of around 300 Brits, according to their report.

That's not as few as I was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 7September 22, 2021 9:59 PM

Obviously NOT a Datalounger...they would have posted looking for advice on what's wrong.

by Anonymousreply 8September 22, 2021 10:00 PM

Poor guy. I bet he had so many infections.

by Anonymousreply 9September 22, 2021 10:02 PM
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