Elvira is a Lesbian

... with a headful of AWFUL split ends, based on the picture. Bitch, smoothe that shit DOWN!

Omg! That's shocking and also makes her even cooler.

Welcome to my Big Opening!

Didn't she fuck Jimmy Page?

Good for her!

And Elvis

my goodness!

Cool. Cool like when Kate Pierson came out cool.

I saw her 20 years ago at a Deli in Hollywood with Radio Personality Rodney on the Rock. They sat there and didn't speak to each other and ate and left. With a dinner like that, I assumed they were a couple!

Her assistant at her personal appearances is this striking butch lesbian, who apparently is her partner. I just assumed Cassandra was more comfortable with LGB friends (John Paragon, Paul Reubens, etc.).

She's a Deplorable Trumper Republican.

Who gives a fuck if she's a dyke?

She's bi, not gay

I guess this answers the recent blind about a truthful bio coming out. It wasn't Janet.

One snatch eaten does not make her a lez.

No she’s not R11

I this really news? I thought she was always rumored to be lesbian. Always liked her.

.....

So another late-in-life lesbian, like Kate Pierson. Doesn't seem to happen nearly as often with men.

That would make her a bisexual, not a lesbian, you dummy.

Apparently, she didn't know the lezzy was a woman when they met since she was covered in tats, muscles, and dressed like a dude.!!!

So, what does THAT say!

" “Often, when I was doing my preworkout warm-up on the treadmill, I couldn’t help noticing one particular trainer — tan, tattooed, and muscular — stalking across the gym floor, knit cap pulled so low over his long brown hair that it nearly covered his eyes,” she writes in the book. “Dark and brooding, he gave off such intense energy that when he crossed the enormous gym floor, the waters parted and people stopped in their tracks to stare.”

It wasn’t until they had a chance encounter in the ladies room that she realized her “bad boy” was really a “bad girl” and the two soon became close, albeit platonically."

Yeah, lesbians are usually checking out guys at the gym.

[quote]She's a Deplorable Trumper Republican.

Hon, she's the biggest liberal on the planet.

[quote]She's a Deplorable Trumper Republican.

... which follows that the only presidential candidate to whom she's ever contributed is Obama.

I love when the sexy ladies and masc guys in Hollywood reveal themselves to be gay. Mazel.

Just the average everyday lesbian next door

R14, she's been in a relationship with a woman for 19 years. This isn't a one time experiment

She seems like a nice person and very gay-friendly.

[quote] One snatch eaten does not make her a lez.

Stone walls do not a prison make

Nor munched-on snatch a lez.

She was such a mantease, though! She's got to be bi.

Watching the first Elvira movie again on Amazon Prime to celebrate. Her humor is so corny it goes around the bend and becomes funny again. Plus: Edie McClurg as the battleaxe Chastity Pariah.

She ain't no Rhonda "Up All Night" Shears.

[quote] Elvira is a Lesbian

No surprise that cunt likes cunt.

More like tranny chaser

It’s a rarity that a real homosexual would be attracted to someone who can easily be mistaken for the opposite sex.

She’s such a nice person. I hope her new book sells great.

I hope her head is still ok.

“She's a Deplorable Trumper Republican.

Who gives a fuck if she's a dyke?”

—Anonymous r11

This is an example of how much Datalounge has declined. Don’t like someone, just yell Trumpster. It is a sickness that needs to be stopped in its tracks.

Who cares what she is. She spoke up about Gay Rights when a lot wouldn’t, she should be a hero to us, not a lesson in how fucked up some people on Datalounge can be .

Boooooobs!!

[quote] This is an example of how much Datalounge has declined. Don’t like someone, just yell Trumpster. It is a sickness that needs to be stopped in its tracks.

Declined??? Such asinine childishness is baked in. A few years ago instead of Trumpster it was always Freeper, again regardless of how far off the mark.

Cassandra birthday was on September 17th. Age 70. Happy Birthday!

R11 is completely lying, you have to wonder why. What is even the point? She was all over the news in the last midterms saying everyone should vote Dem.

Who even knew she had a daughter?

Who even knew she was still ALIVE?

For chrissakes, do you all have Alzheimer's?

Met her a few times, she really is funny.

I can only imagine what her stud “ girl” friend looks like. It’s disingenuous to portray a straight woman with the essential trans bulldyke as a lesbian couple. Lesbians are attracted to women, not some hairy muscular dyke

[quote] Lesbians are attracted to women, not some hairy muscular dyke

This is why so many butch lesbians are transitioning. A dyke, no matter how muscular or hairy, is still a woman.

She looks pretty fab for 70 I must say.

she looks like a thinner Kate Bush

Curious that a personal trainers seems to have NO pictures on google.

[quote]Who cares what she is. She spoke up about Gay Rights when a lot wouldn’t, she should be a hero to us, not a lesson in how fucked up some people on Datalounge can be .

Also did a LOT of volunteering and raising money for AIDS causes when it really mattered.

I've never heard a bad word about her until that idiot upthread.

[quote] I've never heard a bad word about her until that idiot upthread.

Well outside of how she hung around with some really disgusting men

She was a late bloomer. It happens. The only person with which she had a 20 year relationship was a woman.

To each their own … But

ELVIRA IS NOT A TRUMPER.

HERE IS A VIDEO OF ELVIRA BASHING TRUMP @ 2:03 .

r27 and r11 are both repulsive and wrong.

The real problem that r11 exposes is that Datalounge has become of RIGHT-WING CESSPIT OF FAKE NEWS AND MISINFORMATION.

I wouldn't be surprised if r11 and r27 were the same person, typing a lame and false, anti-Trump accusation just so r27 could play the innocent victim again, which is equally false.

^^ Elvira, is that you, hon? If so, I love you, gurl.

No. But Elvira collaborates with Jackie Beat, who probably has read DL.

I'm just a horror fan who knows Elvira is also a friends of the gays and Democrats.

I hope she doesn’t get a lot of shit and her career doesn’t too much of a hit, although at this point she probably doesn’t care.

I could almost swear that this "news" was mentioned in passing in some L.A. Weekly article more than a decade ago..

I have no idea why r11 is making up complete bullshit. I follow her on Facebook and she pissed off a lot of her fans last year before the election by going off on Trump and urging people to vote for Biden.

[quote]Well outside of how she hung around with some really disgusting men

So as a working model way back in 1974 shooting with someone you don't like, that constitutes her hanging around disgusting men? What about public masturbaters?

A girl's gotta eat.

another girl

Picture of the girlfriend. She looks like a more femme Maddow.

Cassie could have done better.

She’s more woman than Elvira described . I’m happy for her.

Picture of her with her gf

R66, a little too rugged for me, but looks nice

They look happy together

R55, lay off r27, they didn't say anything wrong. Who did you really mean?

She looks amazing for 70.

She does look really good.

"Didn't she fuck Jimmy Page?"

That would be enough to turn a woman gay.

Is she really 70?! Dang girl, wearing all that make up for years did your skin good!

She looks better in OP's pic than in her Elvira make-up and wig.

R55 you're wrong and sound completely unhinged. Do you have an entire wall covered in newspaper clippings and red string?

I worshipped her as a kid in the 80s and was inspired by her brand of goth bimbo. Love her!

I'm enjoying her book! The first time she touched a dick it was attached to Jimmy Page AND she was in junior high (!). She also worked as a go-go dancer in a club while in junior high and did her homework backstage. She was far too young to drive, so her father would have to pick her up at 2 a.m. every night.

"As a father, you have only one job to do: Keep your daughter off the pole!...If she's dancin' on a pole, you f%$@ed up!"

She did pretty well go-go dancing -- had her own apartment by 16 and bought a Pontiac Firebird. By the time she was 17 she had a job offer to move to Vegas and be a showgirl. Quite a story.

Apparently those enormous knockers bloomed early.

She must have learned about the ladies in Vegas. All those show girls are banging each other says my choreographer cousin in Vegas.

[quote] All those show girls are banging each other says my choreographer cousin in Vegas.

That was also my skeptical thought when Cassie said this current woman was her first experience. Might be true but seems improbable.

Lots of Vegas showgirls rented by the hour too.

She went to my high school (many years before me).

She didn’t come to the school to speak, but did at a local coffee shop for an evening (not in character).

Seemed like a very cool “broad”.

Of course the big news is she has an AUTOBIOGRAPHY OUT NOW.

I just ordered my copy. Go get yours!

[quote]“It’s funny. I mean, people call it ‘coming out,’ and I guess in a way it is. I haven’t ever been gay and I don’t feel like … I guess, you know, now there’s nonbinary, gender-fluid, whatever,” she explained. “I fell in love with somebody who I met, who I really loved, and she was a woman.”

[quoteShe continued: “And you know, I’m always asking myself, ‘Did you turn gay all of a sudden, after 50 years? Wow! What’s up with that?’ I don’t think I did, because I’m still mainly attracted to men. Oh, [my partner] loves it when we’re walking down the street and a hot guy goes by and I’m like [gawking]! It makes her crazy! But I am attracted to men. I fell in love with a particular person who I had been friends with for many years. And then the relationship just got deeper, and then we’ve been together for 19 years and it’s fantastic.”

[quote]“But still, I would be fine with saying I came out and I’m gay, but I don’t think I’m gay. I don’t know what the hell I am!” she told Yahoo. “And even people have said, ‘Oh, you’re bi.’ And I said, ‘Well, I guess I am now! It wasn’t until I turned 50!’ I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s been great.”

She used to be on the Stephanie Miller show often, so I kind of guessed.

Elvira Sold Her Haunted House to Brad Pitt

R85 that sounds exactly like the overthinking of a pseudo-closeted Lesbian. She's of the age where she's not totally comfortable owning the label, she thinks "well I dated guys at one time..." and female sexuality over time is actually notable more fluid than men.

I glad she didn't come out as nonbinary or one of the other stupid labels, at least.

OMG. OP is Cassandra Peterson, promoting her book. I am shocked, shocked, I tell you.

R89 you're weird. Not in a good way.

You must think I value your opinion, R90. I don't. I'm sure you're quite the asshole.

[quote]Zhe is my new beest black frond! We is both genuiooses!

You're weird, R90 ... and an idiot.

Love her!

R93 no, anyone claiming to love Elvira is apparently Elvira herself, according to r89's brilliant reasoning!

R89 funny how my comment annoyed you so much you had to block me, look at my post history, find something from me posting pretending to be Melania Trump, and then post it out of context to try to make me look like a racist. After your first "I know you are but what am I??" response. Enraged!

As I said: you are weird, and quite possibly psychotic.

[quote]R89 funny how my comment annoyed you so much you had to block me, look at my post history, find something from me posting pretending to be Melania Trump, and then post it out of context to try to make me look like a racist. After your first "I know you are but what am I??" response. Enraged! As I said: you are weird, and quite possibly psychotic.

Yeah but you still lust after my fat, 57 year old body, Sanjay.

I'm perfectly sane! Not weird at all! Definitely not psychotic!!!!

Carpet muncher!

Sanjay / R96, get the Favorite Paintings thread going again. It's floundering. Thank you.

It's weird that this thread has been greyed out.

Guessing it's the "anti-Lesbian misogynist" troll.

Do tell us how I'm "wrong," r75 and post receipts that Elvira is a Trumper.

Like I posted receipts that prove she is NOT.

[quote]R89 you're weird. Not in a good way.

Not as weird as driving by someone's place at night and spying on them.

I love Elvira and will continue too but it’s no big deal for a woman to come out as gay or bisexual in our society

I think certain women who want to be perpetual victims WANT it to be a bigger deal and want some of the hatred that a gay or bi man receives

But most people don’t care or are intrigued (most men) hell even women on social media are all “Good for her!”

Gay or bisexual men will NEVER have that kind of acceptance

DL, just like homophobes, doesn't know the difference between gay and bisexual.

I just finished her book - HOLY SHIT is it good. She goes into so much detail when it comes to sex. Really places you back in different decades, especially the gay scene. I can't believe what Tom Jones said to her years later. She really doesn't hold back anything. I have newfound respect for her. I only ever knew her as Elvira. I'd love to know what her batshit ex-husband thinks about the book.

[quote]I love Elvira and will continue too but it’s no big deal for a woman to come out as gay or bisexual in our society

Not now, but 15 years ago it was. She relies on getting gigs in the south. It would be easy for her not be booked at their conventions. I totally get why she didn't say anything, and she also really didn't talk about her personal life to begin with. She only let out bits and pieces, and they were outrageous stories. The book is one of the best celebrity memoirs I've ever read, and I've read tons.

I’m definitely going to check out her book. Watching her movies is my Halloween tradition.

R105, I just don’t agree with that. Even in the 90s a sex pot like Elvira, considering her fan base of horny teen boys, would have popped their pants’ buttons at news that the girl with the great tits was also down for some girl-on-girl action.

As proof just look at Springer, at the height of his popularity the show had a catchphrase chant along the lines of “We love lesbians!”

R107 yup, the general public ie straight people love or don’t mind lesbians, it’s male homo and especially male bisexuality that pisses straight people off, just look at the anti gay hate crime stats?

Almost overwhelming aimed at (assumed) gay men

R107 is correct. The '90s was the height of 'lesbian sex is titillating -- gay male sex is gross and okay to disparage' stupidity. Howard Stern played a role in that as well.

It actually makes me glad that that part of that stupid, gross era is over.

[quote] gay male sex is gross and okay to disparage' stupidity. Howard Stern played a role in that as well.

Not nearly as great a role as things like the Folsom Street Fair

R110, maybe. Regardless, I'm glad those archaic attitudes re: gay men are changing and being buried in the 20th century where they belong.

Ditto r111

Does this mean she'll allow her close gay friends to motorboat her to make the straights jealous?

R111 are they though?

I’m still constantly being reminded by the heterosexual elite that rule society that two girls together is great and hot and two men is disgusting

Not to mention how gay men are still being murdered all over the world at alarming rates compared to lesbians and even trans

Meet Dr. Elvira

She looks amazing for a 70-year-old. Clearly camp is good for one.