Euphemisms for dead.

Joined the choir invisible

Rudy Giuliani's legal career

Dirt nap

Bridge from Lower Peninsula of Michigan to the Upper Penninsula. She is a heavenly Yooper now.

Vacationing in Aruba.

Exploring the Meadowlands.

has entered the fertilizer business

croaked

In a better world

The story at OP *is* sad, though.

Young couple in India having twins, the wife dies of COVID the day after giving birth and the daughter (Raya) dies a few months later.

"vacation" is how we referred to someone in jail. Aruba?

Sleeping with the fishes.

Cast into the fires of Hell?

Stiff

Kicked the bucket (see the opening scene of "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" for a visual pun)

Bought the farm

Cashed in his chips

Boxed

Six feet under

He's fine, he sends his love!

[quote]Sleeping with the fishes.

[quote]—T.Soprano

Hey Tony, that's [italic]my[/italic] line!

Hey, Clemenza - that's [italic]MY[/italic] line!

Passed away peacefully into the arms of Jesus.

Pushing up the daisies

Met their maker

Went to a farm upstate

R17 . . .

Crossed the rainbow bridge.

R20 - that's Tessio's voice.

^^^ You beat me to it, R21. In the context of dogs, it seems less icky to say "rainbow bridge." It doesn't work as well for me with people.

Ceased to be

Purchased the acreage.

Won’t be down for breakfast

Gone to the United Kingdom.

You won’t see him no more.

OP, I’ve always heard “Went to Paris.”

Became room temperature. No longer oxygen dependent.

Crossed over

Transitioned (that means something entirely different now)

Expired

Shit the bed

Went to a farm upstate.

Toes up!

Leaving feet first.

Pushing up daisies.

Word food.

6 feet under.

Passed away.

Met his/her reward.

*Worm food

[quote] Passed away peacefully into the arms of Jesus.

Did they expect him to go out kicking and screaming and fighting Jeebus all the way?

Gone to the great _________ in the sky.

(fill in the blank with deceased's interests)

Snuffed it.

Per another thread: No longer shopping the pig (gly wiggly)

Passed

Purified up.

Shuffled off this mortal coil.

There's only 44 posts so far and yet people are already posting duplicates. Sheesh, read the fucking thread you lazy bastards.

On the slab.

I just sent r45 to sleep with the fishes. I hate those fucking OCD cunts who live to count how many times anything has been posted. I really do wish r45 and every cunt like him would sleep with the fishes.

Went away to college.

I once saw “snuck out the back door” in an obituary.

R45 is a cunt and is most likely the type of poster who goes on a tirade when being called out by the grammar police. She's an entitled twat.

It has nothing to do with being OCD, you moron. As I said, it was a paltry 40-something posts. Not bothering to take a measly few seconds to check a thread is nothing but laziness. Who needs to keep seeing the same thing being posted repeatedly?

Oops, I meant R47. I dissed myself.

Returned home to her father in heaven

"He's no longer with us."

Of course that could be confusing if you got that response at a business where someone had quit or been fired.

The fat lady sang.

Gave up the ghost.

Checked in to the Horizontal Hilton.

Went the way of all flesh.

Living-challenged

Popped his clogs

I'm a dog owner and I really don't go in for that "Rainbow Bridge" foolishness.

It is the ultimate frau expression.

Pining for the fjords.

Transitioned

Is a matter of interest only to historians!

Tits up.

We lost him/her.

Resting in peace / RIP.

Succumbed to _

Went to a better place.

Took their last breath.

Quit the stage.

Pissed their last.

Bought the pine condo.

Checked out.

Bought the farm.

I have never experienced such an aversion to the phrase "passed away" anywhere else except DL, though now any time I hear it used I get annoyed.

Also this isn't a euphemism for death, but when people say "Rest easy" instead of "rest in peace", I just wonder why...

Tranny with a client

He's "Gone" Where did he go?

Went to Cancun.

Moved to the stereo cabinet

Carked it

Formerly of Boulder, CO.

Sent to the glue factory

Bought the ranch

brown bread

The greatest collection of euphemisms for "dead" in the English language:

“Left the planet” is one I used to hear during the worst of the AIDS pandemic.

I always wanted to ask, “where did he go? Uranus?”

Osama Bin Laden

Planted a sunflower is a new one

She died by the visitation of God. 1829.

Her mother is “beyond the stars.” c.1848.

To ‘The silent land’ c.1848

She prepared for the change which inevitably awaited her in 1853.

She bore long and painful illness with Christian patience, in the full hope of a glorious resurrection. Her last end was peace in Jesus Christ her Saviour. 1856

Thou goest so far but no further. 1859.

He passed on to his higher life . 1900.

She passed to her reward. 1912.

She departed to the home of eternal rest in 1919.

He sleeps well in his grave in 1875 after life's fitful fever.

God Himself, who thought it best, To end Xxxxx sufferings, gave him rest in 1887.

He is getting far on now, on the road to the valley of the shadow, but he seems as if the light of the city came streaming upon him, and with him it may be said “ At evening Time, there is light in 1881.

He met his inevitable fate in 1889.

He went to his glorious reunion in 1892.

He passed away to his heavenly home in 1893.

He has gone over to the great majority in 1893.

He went to that bourne whence no traveller returns in1892.

He passed peacefully along into the great unfathomable eternity, where work and night and morning are unknown in 1896.

The sisters were gathered home on January 19 1900.

He passed to the Great Beyond in 1900.

He died in the faith of Christ in 1907

The Great Scythe-Bearer has removed Xxxxxxxx in 1907.

She passed into the world of reality in 1908.

The hand was placed on Xxxxxx’s shoulder in 1911

The 'Angel of Death softly closed its restful, soothing arms upon the body of Xxxxx, at the mystic hour of dawn, when old men die and babes are born in 1912

He has gone the way of all flesh in 1919.

He in the midst of the battle, received a call from the Great Architect in 1926.

He went to The Elysian fields in 1929

His character withstood the havoc of time and the insolence of death in 1929.

The trumpets sounded on the other side for Xxxxx’s father in law in 1943

God stretched out His hand and caught him in 1945

He sang the praises of his Lord until the gates of heaven swung wide and his voice was merged with that of the heavenly choir in 1952.

He lived with his hands out stretched to the Saviour until his Lord took those hands and guided his feet across the entrance to the heavenly home in 1952.

He is now Forever with the Lord in 1954.

This is uniquely DL. "Is dead to me".

I loved her too much.

Mom's on the roof and we can't get her down.

Punched your ticket.

Sang your last.

Winked out.

The sleep of all sleeps.

Crossing the River Styx.

Rotting in hell.

Entering the Pearly Gates.

Rubbing noses with Jesus.

Sucking cocks in hell. This is the DL after all.

No Longer Shopping The Pig ( the piggly wiggly) He/she is in the SC (stereo cabinet)

Tits up

Tango Uniform

Has gone to eternity…

Bought the farm.

The fat lady sang.

Elderly Asian woman in NYC.

Kicked the bucket.

And I read the whole damn thread before posting that so where’s my honorable mention?

Bought the farm

Vivian Vance.

Here:

Ceased to be

Madonna's Career (?).

Dead like Brendad Ickson's career

William Hurt.

Climbed down the six foot ladder.

Partying with Merman in person.

Unalive

did he died?

[quote] And I read the whole damn thread before posting that so where’s my honorable mention?

You a very honorable man.

Bought the plot

Yearned for an urn and got it

Embraced by a grease fire.

Dancing with the Devil.

Hugged the night.

Bit the mattress.

Bought the Farm

Pushing Up the Daisies

Went Tits Up

Toes Up

Went to His/Her Eternal Reward

Departed (always want to reply with "On what flight?")

Gave up the Ghost

Succumbed

Paid the Piper

Cashed in his/her chips

Put on the wooden Pyjama

Got his wooden nickels.

Muff diving with Jesus