Gorgeous views of the Cascade Mountains, expansive stables, and a stuffed skunk in the kitchen.
Why's there an indoor park? And if they built one, why bother to make it mimic the exact environment outside the walls? Just go outside!
They have all that space, and they still put the home theater in the kitchen, in front of picture windows and near the noisy kitchen plumbing. A home theater is supposed to be a dark, sound-insulated space, so people can concentrate on the film without constant distraction. Dumb bastards!
And again with the mud-brown Italianate tile in the bathrooms. Can one of you homos explain this decorating trend, and why so many trash hicks love to do their bathrooms in that style? I'd buy this house, but only so I could perform a very high-profile bullet-eating like Hemingway in the front yard. Jesus H. Jones, what a dump!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 21, 2021 4:43 PM |
The indoor park is truly bizarre but I'm still very confused by all the cow skin on the theater walls. There's little cow skin details all over the house which wouldn't come with the home, but the cow walls would have to be completely ripped out. Gross.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 21, 2021 4:48 PM |
It's near Prineville. Why the hell is it so much $? Who wants to live out there even with all that land?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 21, 2021 4:53 PM |
Yuck
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 21, 2021 5:14 PM |
Looks like it belongs in Texas.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 21, 2021 6:37 PM |
They use antlers in all of their deeeecoraaaaating...
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 21, 2021 6:48 PM |