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I'm jerking off to pictures of Nancy Pelosi and Susan Collins. Am I the only one?

I can barely contain myself.

by Anonymousreply 11September 21, 2021 9:05 PM

Yes, you are.

by Anonymousreply 1September 21, 2021 3:39 AM

I'm concerned about OP.

by Anonymousreply 2September 21, 2021 3:41 AM

Are you a death row inmate who has been kept in solitary confinement for the last 50 years?

No?

Then, I am majorly concerned about your mental health and suggest you consult someone immediately.

by Anonymousreply 3September 21, 2021 3:49 AM

You're the only one who has not been institutionalized.

by Anonymousreply 4September 21, 2021 4:02 AM

He has a fetish for women with great power. Don’t forget Hillary, the Queen, and Kamala. Stop kink shaming.

by Anonymousreply 5September 21, 2021 4:12 AM

Ummm.

by Anonymousreply 6September 21, 2021 6:05 AM

I'm not sure you're really jerking off, OP. I think you're simply have spasms when confronted with their photos--not the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 7September 21, 2021 6:29 AM

Actually, I think you're lactating.

by Anonymousreply 8September 21, 2021 2:19 PM

You’re salivating over their dry, wrinkly cunts and their soggy, slumping tits, too?

by Anonymousreply 9September 21, 2021 5:00 PM

Wasn’t Nancy Pelosi the inspiration for the song “WAP”?

by Anonymousreply 10September 21, 2021 5:21 PM

Are you a lesbian, OP?

by Anonymousreply 11September 21, 2021 9:05 PM
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