Are those NYC/New Jersey Quido types good bed or are the all machismo and talk?

Quido types?

Is that like a guido cosplaying Zachary Quinto?

Quasiquido.

Oh dear. Best not to type drunk, OP.

OP here, that should have been Guido. I had an aneurysm while posting this.

All diseased.

Since they're mostly Catholics, I'm going to go with good in bed and a basketcase about 15 seconds after cumming, consumed with guilt and shame.

I've always wondered that, as well. I have looked for guido porn. I have fucked native Italians and I am not impressed based on a sample size.

I love the way they're always grabbing their junk.

I like the little cocky ones. Never huge in size, but love the dirty mouth on them and the porn dialogue during sex.

I fucked a guido in NYC once. Hot ass.

What are they like as bottoms? I always get top energy from these types.

Clean, perky ass.

"good bed"

HOTTER THAN HELL.

Queer Guidos are "Quidos."

Of course some of them live up to the fantasy. Opposites create attraction. That's why diverse metropolitan areas are hot sexual playgrounds. Jersey Guido one day, Crown Heights pothead homeboy laying his big black pipe the next. And dancing with a Puerto Rican on Saturday Night.

spicy!

Yes, yes, & yes! Try it, you might like it.

"One time in 1977 when I was still having sex I had sex with a closeted Italian guido guy and it was hot so yes. He had a big dick and so they all must have big dicks. He wore Paco Rabanne cologne and I still get hard to this day when I smell it."

They're very, very, sexy to me. But that may be because I picture them all as young Al Pacino types.

Check out the San Gennaro Feast in Little Italy when they carry out the statue...Lord God where is my fan, I'm getting the Vapors..

I had a very handsome gay Cuban friend with a micro dick.

If you want some hung machismo top go to Inwood OP and let the Dominicans pound you.

Querido!

well, fair point, Quinto is a quido all right!

Free feet pics.

Big Pussies. They play top but want to know what it is like to suck cock or get fucked. It is still fun being disappointed. On, the other hand, their daddies are hot as shit.

Quinto handsome Guido?? Maybe once, now not so much.

I’m largely used to white guys so having a “quido” of thing type would be interesting.

What r19 said. His name was Richie. Even the Paco Rabanne and the year 1977 are correct. It was the worst cologne in the world, but oh, could he suck a dick. He lived in Queens and would drive to the Village any time I wanted him to. I only stopped seeing him because I left New York. He even got me a huge discount on my airplane ticket, as he worked for one of the airlines.

Hold up there R 30, was you fuckin' my man??

Drakkar Noir was a much better fragrance than some of you could appreciate. A bomb.

You lookin at me?

OP typed fat

It’s Quidx, OP

Ain’t no way Danza’s uncut.

[quote] It’s Quidx, OP

I love that Harry Potter sport!

Am Italian, can confirm.

[quote] All diseased.

Maybe, but they cum like a fountain and shoot copious amounts of seed. If you’re into good seed, you should try one out.

My movie star ideal for a long time, looks wise, was Andy Garcia. But oddly, I don’t think I’ve ever slept with an Italian guy.

Hot, Hot & Hot..Ummm

[quote]R21 Check out the San Gennaro Feast in Little Italy when they carry out the statue...

These guys?

R42 Divine Comedy

Been with a few Jersey Short types. All but one turned out to be a bottom. Big muscles and tribal tattoos do not make a top. One of them would cry after sex and I had to hold him. He was afraid god would be mad at him.

You ain't fucking em. right. You gotta make em cry, then slap them. They rassle you down & put that fatty so far up you squeal like a pig

they're ok.

Better than wasps, not as good as the Irish. My sample size.

A friend fucked a guido once. And then he died.

I prefer jabronies

What is a jabronie?

What R6 said. They get interested because they are male. Then they can't sustain it because they are Italian and Catholic. In five minutes, they are back to worrying about what their mothers will think.

They have their attractions. But they seldom deliver.

Guidos aren’t gay. When they go gay, they give up the guido affectations.

Glossy hair like a woman, about as fussy with it- and their cum smells like garlic!

Some of you make it sound like they fuck you and then run to confession afterwards.

R54

Well, as an Italian Catholic, after my childhood fumbling with other boys I often went to confession though I was never specific about that particular transgression.

It starts real early. Some things never change and never get undone.

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I used to have a Brooklyn Bay Ridge Tony Manero type Guido boyfriend. The real 'Don't touch my hair' deal. He had pictures over his bed. His mom and Jesus. He also had the most beautiful olive skin, a huge dick, and a voice that never disappointed.

When he would say, "Fughedaboudit," my pants would fall down. Richie. He was a treat.

I only play quibbage with my Quidos

I honestly do see guido types much anymore

Do = dont

There's an Italian crime drama show called PETRA , it's about a female detective solving crimes or going after criminals. In one episode she interrogates a young HOT guy who's accused of raping a girl. He brags about her wanting his cock etc. At one point she tells him to take off his clothes. He gets very upset, like he's about to cry. He's down to his sexy bikini briefs and then he gets naked. It's such a HOT scene from the show.

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