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God help me i am sleeping with a 60 year old

and it is great. Quick background. I moved to a neighborhood that is mostly older jewish widows. I didn't know it at the time. I am the young (39 lol ...but to them). hadsome gentile who moved in the neighborhood. That was until he moved in. I was walking my dog when I saw him moving in. Impossibly muscled, bald with a nice grey beard (trimmed not a hipster one). He flashed me a smile and I stopped to talk. I told him it was mostly older jewish widows so he should expect to be set up almost immeditatley. That was when it started. He replied, "what about you?" I laughed and said I was single and not interested in women. That's when I heard it. "me too." followed by a bigger smile. He invited me over that night. I won't bore you with dinner details but after dinner a few glasses of wine and we were making out. Woo, could he kiss. My toes curled. We went to his just put together bedroom. He got undressed and my god his body was sick. Grey body hair but muscled all over and a hefty log in his shorts. I knew by the way he moved in bed he wanted to fuck me. Luckily I figured as much and as prepared. Damn he was good. He insisted I spend the night, cuddled, and fucked me again in the morning. I figured the rest of my life would be awkward avoidhing him. Nope he came to my house the next day and invited me out to dinner. We have been quasi dating ever since. .....never in a million years would I think I would be dating a 60 year old man.

by Anonymousreply 101February 24, 2022 1:09 AM

I find myself attracted to much older men these days.

by Anonymousreply 1September 19, 2021 2:36 PM

4/10

by Anonymousreply 2September 19, 2021 2:36 PM

OP, I'm happy for you!

by Anonymousreply 3September 19, 2021 2:36 PM

Sounds like you're getting the better end of the deal

by Anonymousreply 4September 19, 2021 2:39 PM

OP you're a whore, darling. On the first date too.

[Quote] my god his body was sick.

Hmm. Hmm?

by Anonymousreply 5September 19, 2021 2:41 PM

Every night.

by Anonymousreply 6September 19, 2021 2:42 PM

Kismet!

by Anonymousreply 7September 19, 2021 2:42 PM

Rule number 1: you don't become a village slut and fuck around with your neighbors.

But I guess this is a fat fart fiction, so the rule doesn't matter then.

by Anonymousreply 8September 19, 2021 2:43 PM

There goes the neighborhood!

by Anonymousreply 9September 19, 2021 2:44 PM

Did he put a reed palm by the window to lure you in, OP? You are so trapped, girl...

by Anonymousreply 10September 19, 2021 2:46 PM

r8 I know I know, but dammit he might possibly be my most stable relationship ever. i work from home so he comes over all times of the day. We are the talk of the neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 11September 19, 2021 2:46 PM

7/10. Well-constructed...one of the better attempts at fiction.

by Anonymousreply 12September 19, 2021 2:46 PM

Get those old widows to start cooking for you stat!

by Anonymousreply 13September 19, 2021 2:47 PM

Daddies are the hottest.

by Anonymousreply 14September 19, 2021 2:47 PM

The widow neighbors are probably thrilled about this and think it’s adorable.

by Anonymousreply 15September 19, 2021 2:50 PM

The talk?

It's scandalous. Now every old lechers know that you are a floozy!!!

by Anonymousreply 16September 19, 2021 2:51 PM

I suppose it is possible that this is really true. Even if they're always muscled with hefty logs. Just because it doesn't happen to everyone doesn't mean it doesn't happen to anyone.

I'm waiting for the story about some 39 year old sleeping with a 67 year old that has a bleh body but great legs, and a decent, average length but thick dick.

When it happens to me I'll verify it for DL.

by Anonymousreply 17September 19, 2021 2:53 PM

Not bad, I don't think I've ever read old Jewish man porn before

by Anonymousreply 18September 19, 2021 2:57 PM

"sleeping with"? Are you a 1970s soap opera character?

by Anonymousreply 19September 19, 2021 3:01 PM

Nifty!

by Anonymousreply 20September 19, 2021 3:05 PM

r19 would you prefer fucking? Boning? He owns my mussy?

by Anonymousreply 21September 19, 2021 3:06 PM

1. OP is living in the Palms At Boca Raton West, Phase 3, "a luxury community for active seniors featuring the Boca Raton lifestyle"

2. By DL standards this is nothing special, just two "Millennials' having sex.

by Anonymousreply 22September 19, 2021 3:07 PM

This wouldn't be Pikesville, MD, would it?

by Anonymousreply 23September 19, 2021 3:12 PM

Love daddy's thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2021 3:14 PM

Fat people are funny

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2021 3:16 PM

What if he’s a Datalounger??

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2021 3:22 PM

Are you trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista?

by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2021 3:26 PM

He makes your toes curl...forget about everything else

by Anonymousreply 28September 19, 2021 3:38 PM

See that muscular guy with the huge schlong

He's shtupping the fagela with the prissy little dog

Oy, she's a real nafka that one...taking it day and night

by Anonymousreply 29September 19, 2021 3:48 PM

r22 wrong OP lives in the Fairfax District of LA. - two.. well yeah duh.

by Anonymousreply 30September 19, 2021 3:51 PM

If this were true, so what?

by Anonymousreply 31September 19, 2021 3:52 PM

[quote] Quick background. I moved to a neighborhood that is mostly older jewish widows.

So we can assume you're not in a small town in Kansas.

by Anonymousreply 32September 19, 2021 3:53 PM

EST 0/10. Eldergays don’t have sex LOL.

by Anonymousreply 33September 19, 2021 3:59 PM

30 years ago that might have been true R30

Today, the LA location would be the Marina City Club complex in Marina Del Rey

by Anonymousreply 34September 19, 2021 4:02 PM

lol at this whole thread, OP and posters.

by Anonymousreply 35September 19, 2021 4:39 PM

You scummy motherfucker!

I saw him first.

by Anonymousreply 36September 19, 2021 4:44 PM

Ah! Young, er uh....intergenerational love! L'amour l'amour th jour....

by Anonymousreply 37September 19, 2021 4:57 PM

There's an older silver daddy in my neighborhood who looks similar to the guy posted below. I want him so bad!

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by Anonymousreply 38September 19, 2021 5:10 PM

r38 very close - could be non biological brothers.

by Anonymousreply 39September 19, 2021 5:14 PM

SEX FIENDS

by Anonymousreply 40September 19, 2021 5:17 PM

Before he put it in, did you exclaim, "Avigdor, wait!"?

by Anonymousreply 41September 19, 2021 5:18 PM

OP's new friend

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by Anonymousreply 42September 19, 2021 5:22 PM

"Love daddy's thick cock."

After he gets it semi-hard with Viagra and a cockring?

by Anonymousreply 43September 19, 2021 5:32 PM

OP types fatty fat fat.

by Anonymousreply 44September 19, 2021 5:36 PM

r42 not going to lie, I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 45September 19, 2021 5:40 PM

If he looked anything like Stephen Lang from Avatar and the Don't Breathe movies, I'd totally hit it.

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by Anonymousreply 46September 19, 2021 5:49 PM

r46 OP here and hell yeah I would if he did. TBH he looks like a porn star in the face. Drew Sebastian..well in the face and in the pants lol. But that is his look.

by Anonymousreply 47September 19, 2021 11:40 PM

Get that big fat jew dick OP!

by Anonymousreply 48September 20, 2021 2:54 AM

I have Extra Salty Tears for you OP, for your upcoming bereavement.

by Anonymousreply 49September 20, 2021 3:10 AM

The Jewish widows were a nice touch. 7/10

by Anonymousreply 50September 20, 2021 3:16 AM

Congratulations, but where's the pic? I'm also impressed he fucked you twice without any obvious need for viagra.

by Anonymousreply 51September 20, 2021 1:44 PM

There will be tears.

by Anonymousreply 52September 21, 2021 4:57 PM

r51 he is vegan. (and not jewish btw we are the two gentiles in the neighborhood). The more I get to know him the more I like him He was a fatty in his 30's like 350 pounds. He started weight traingin and working in his 40s. Came out late in life too. I will say he make a damn good argument for going vegan. His dick gets hard when the wind or I blow on it.

by Anonymousreply 53September 21, 2021 6:58 PM

No photos, no happen!

by Anonymousreply 54September 21, 2021 9:12 PM

I believe OP is real. I come at that from the flip side of his equation: a 65-year-old in-shape (naturally toned body, plenty of undyed hair and a salt/pepper beard) top who now finds myself dating a sweet, smart and sexy 39-year-old. We met on a coffee date. The chemistry was instant. And while the sex that is effing fantastic, we have a mental and spiritual connection that I have never experienced in over 40 years of gay relationships. We've known each other only several weeks but I am coming to believe that at long last, I may have found "true love."

by Anonymousreply 55September 21, 2021 9:20 PM

I am 68 and I am hissing

by Anonymousreply 56September 21, 2021 9:26 PM

Awww that’s so sweet OP. Congratulations.

by Anonymousreply 57September 21, 2021 9:28 PM

39 and 60!!!

HE'S ROBBING THE CRADLE!!!

by Anonymousreply 58September 21, 2021 9:29 PM

I hope you took inventory of all his "stuff" because you'll be inheriting it very shortly.

And if you don't want his stuff, can I have it?

by Anonymousreply 59September 21, 2021 9:31 PM

A 60-something "impossibly muscled" vegan? Not falling for it . Your little fantasy almost was convincing until you added that detail. 5/10

by Anonymousreply 60September 21, 2021 9:40 PM

Thank you for not boring me with the dinner details. But none of this happened, did it?

by Anonymousreply 61September 21, 2021 9:43 PM

"Meh. He thinks he's all that in his 60 year old, far-off head. I'm not impressed."

by Anonymousreply 62September 21, 2021 9:56 PM

Charles is that you? My Dalmation Trixie found your boxer briefs behind the headboard. I washed them and you can pick them up anytime !

by Anonymousreply 63September 22, 2021 1:45 AM

r60 siad he was vegan now, not when he started working out and losing weight. He went vegan about 10 or so years ago? He is very strict and works out like he is 20. He used pea protien - which he got met o switch too. I laughed saying he was trying to convert me to being vegan, but honestly it is just eaiser when I am with him to eat what he eats.

by Anonymousreply 64September 22, 2021 1:58 AM

Hunny an older man in excellent condition is a joy. They know how to please. Look, OP. Just try to be realistic, and open. Enjoy this, but keep in mind either one of you may at some point want to move on. So make sure you are building a friendship. Be able to look him in the eye, tell him how glad you are that you met him. That you really enjoy being with him, and you want to make sure that no matter what the future holds you want him to always think of you as a really good friend and if this turns into more than that it is all good.

OK. Now tell us, what's his story? If he is a good as all that I'm surprised he isn't in a relationship.I know a lot of younger men who'd love to hook up with a Daddy. Was he married? Any kids? How long has he been ut? What does/did he do for a living? Does he have a family, siblings, nieces or nephews?

by Anonymousreply 65September 22, 2021 2:17 AM

[quote] We have been quasi dating ever since. .....never in a million years would I think I would be dating a 60 year old man.

Hey, seed is seed, get it where ever you can. If he’s a nice guy too, it’s a bonus.

by Anonymousreply 66September 22, 2021 2:24 AM

Vegan = red flag.

by Anonymousreply 67September 22, 2021 2:53 AM

Life is short, don’t waste time doing anything you don’t want to do. Pursue your pleasure wherever or with whom ever brings you joy. YOLO HOMO.

by Anonymousreply 68September 22, 2021 3:03 AM

r65 the short list - He was fat straight and married. At 40 he had a heart attack. Changed his eating, and started working out. Lost 200 pounds (no loose skin, I have yet to ask if he had surgery but I don't see the tell-tale scars). No kids got divorced, came out, way out. Said he went from a loveless marriage to fucking anything that moved. Ultimately the gay life he was living was not for him either so he sort of closed off. Went on whole self-love, self-discovery kick which i don't doubt he was still hooking up. Now at 60 he is setting down roots. He has told me several times I was a surprise. No one has uttered any L words. Still peeling back the layers of the onion but no red flags yet. He is playing it at the FWB zone as am I, but I think he likes me a little more than that.

by Anonymousreply 69September 22, 2021 11:15 PM

Aww! I believe you. Congratulations OP! All the best🙂

by Anonymousreply 70September 22, 2021 11:36 PM

I hope he don't read Datalounge on the dl

by Anonymousreply 71September 22, 2021 11:40 PM

R71 he might. Who knows.

by Anonymousreply 72September 23, 2021 1:24 AM

R72: Would he be pissed that you're talking about him on here?

by Anonymousreply 73September 23, 2021 1:27 AM

I'm sleeping with a 65 year old!!

Oh, fuck. It's me.

by Anonymousreply 74September 23, 2021 1:28 AM

Why would he be pissed. OP hasn't said anything bad. He has been seriously happy about it. I'm enjoying this. I hope things turn out well for you both. OP you seem excited and I'm excited for you. I have only one word of advice. "Cialis"

by Anonymousreply 75September 23, 2021 1:50 AM

r75 Honestly he doesn't need it. That vegan shit is like natural Cialis.

by Anonymousreply 76September 23, 2021 1:55 AM

I'm 41 and looking for a hot 60ish daddy type.

I am actually real and very attractive (unlike the OP).

I guess my mistake is living among filthy Eye Talian widows.

by Anonymousreply 77September 23, 2021 1:56 AM

R75: I know and it is cute. I just ask because many old people don't like their personal life discussed (by someone else) on a website- even if it is anonymous. But if he doesn't know or he is cool with it, great!

by Anonymousreply 78September 23, 2021 2:26 AM

r77 maybe your problem is low self-esteem?

by Anonymousreply 79September 23, 2021 2:51 AM

Any update, OP?

by Anonymousreply 80January 3, 2022 12:17 AM

"Ah, shit. This happens every time we let fruits into the neighborhood!"

by Anonymousreply 81January 3, 2022 12:23 AM

Skipping the details of the fateful first dinner was proof this is extremely silly trash.

True DLers ALWAYS detail the menu, presentation, setting and food and beverages, who paid, how the service was and if any of the younger bus help were fuckable and if occurred rawdog or pull-out-and-swallow style.

by Anonymousreply 82January 3, 2022 12:33 AM

Mazel tov.

by Anonymousreply 83January 3, 2022 12:36 AM

Anyone wonder if the 60-year-old dismembered the OP yet, mainly for being indiscreet, irritating and uncut?

"I'll take care of that," he decided, a rusty razor appearing from his toolkit. And the tongue first, for blabbing so much.

by Anonymousreply 84January 3, 2022 12:57 AM

r84 = One Sick Fuck

by Anonymousreply 85January 3, 2022 12:58 AM

r84 alive and well and in a relationship with him. He knows all about he post. He thought it was funny. He had most of the same reservations..

by Anonymousreply 86January 3, 2022 1:11 AM

Sorry to know of your desire for pleas of help for your dating some aged 60, OP. I guess I can relate because I'm 63, in shape, well-off and retired, and had to break it to my months-long 38-year-old boyfriend last week that I'd fall now for his cuter and funner aged 31 cousin who came onto me. Ce sont la vie et l'amour, je suppose!

by Anonymousreply 87January 3, 2022 2:35 AM

HOPE!

by Anonymousreply 88January 3, 2022 2:39 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 89February 23, 2022 6:20 PM

[quote] Impossibly muscled,

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 90February 23, 2022 6:26 PM

OP, to let him know your really care about continuing the relationship, surprise him with a box of Viagra on your next visit.

by Anonymousreply 91February 23, 2022 6:26 PM

Good for you, OP! Ignore the jealousy. The only cocks those Dlers have seen in the last decade have been online.

by Anonymousreply 92February 23, 2022 9:49 PM

OP, Tom is 77- not 60.

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by Anonymousreply 93February 23, 2022 10:09 PM

If he was that fat in his 30s he would have hanging skin still from the weight loss, i am not buying it but was a good "story"

by Anonymousreply 94February 23, 2022 10:20 PM

' .....never in a million years would I think I would be dating a 60 year old man'

How about in 21 years?

by Anonymousreply 95February 23, 2022 10:35 PM

You and the wind blow, but is he windy? That's the worst thing.

by Anonymousreply 96February 23, 2022 10:58 PM

No, #95- guys always want someone decades younger than themselves.

by Anonymousreply 97February 23, 2022 11:53 PM

No big deal. I’m 47, my husband is 67, and we’ve been together since I was 19.

by Anonymousreply 98February 24, 2022 12:11 AM

I believe OP because it’s pretty similar to how I lost my anal virginity in my 20’s

by Anonymousreply 99February 24, 2022 12:41 AM

Was it the only way for you to get in The Villages?

by Anonymousreply 100February 24, 2022 12:43 AM

This makes me really happy.

Love Reign O'er Us!

by Anonymousreply 101February 24, 2022 1:09 AM
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