Punchable Faces

If your attitude was a face: Yes.

There's nothing punchable about BJ Novak.

That rodent looking boy who Hollywood is shoving down our throats every five minutes.

Mitch McConnell

B. J. Novak is rather cute, talented and funny.

Ted Cruz

Trump of course.

Stephen Colbert

BJ has classic "Cupid's bow" lips.

He's not all that punchable, OP.

B.P.

Ian Somerhalder

Reigning COVID state governor (Mississippi), Tate Reeves

Miles Teller, Shia LaBeouf, Kanye West, Laura Ingraham

Chris Hardwick, Dax Shephard

Ethan Couch

Fucker Carlson

MTG and AOC

Vivian Vance

Lucy Worsley

Aunt Becky's husband, Mossimo something or other, went to prison for the college fraud.

James Corden

Martin Shkreli (pharma CEO who raised price of a drug 5,000% and then was arrested)

Matt Gaetz

BJ Novak has a kissable face.

Pretty much anyone named Trump.

Madison Cawthorn

Aside from all the Trumps (including the female ones), Mr. Douchebag himself, Joe Francis owns this thread.

Oh, and the obvious candidates: He Who Shall Not Be Named...

Alex Jones...

Vince Vaughn, Bill Maher, Megyn Kelly, Bobby Flay, Scott Disick, Sidney "Kraken Lawyer" Powell

How could I forget Colin Jost? His book is literally entitled "A Very Punchable Face: A Memoir." I do like him, however.

Colin Jost looks like a 1970s Osmond brother with special needs.

Mark Zuckerberg

That ugly girl who pulls a biore strip off of her nose in the commercials

That Deat Even Hansen shit! I just want to punch!

Meghan McCain and her husband.

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Andrew Rannells (sp?) From the moment I first saw him, I want to whack his face with a baseball bat. Can't say why, but I do.

josh hawley

This douchebag:

The other douchebag:

I just want to slam the mouths of people (invariably women, alas, but the same would apply for others) shut when they stick their tongues out and leave them hanging like how dogs in the sun do.

It started with Miss Cyrus, but now it's like herds of mad-cow cattle.

We're between seasons for punches, OP, but I could take a melon baller to Frances McDormand's iguana mug.

Taylor Swift

Hillary

Ana Navarro

Don Lemon

Seth Meyers

Tina Faye

Greta Thunberg

Seth Rogen with his sarcastic smirk.

One thing I will say about BJ Novak: he is not handsome, but he has one of the prettiest eye colors I've ever seen.

R47: Seth Rogen doesn't bother me. It's Jonah Hill, with his Backpfeifengesicht, who deserves a beatdown.

Danny Bonadouchebag.

The MyPillow Douche

Ben Shapiro.

Bobby Fucking Flay

Timotay Fucking Calumet

Adam Fucking Sandler

Jimmy Fucking Fallon

Andy Fucking Sandler

Justin Fucking Bieber

Lil Fucking Nas

What is wrong with Mr Novak’s left eye?

Novak was on The View yesterday.

Bobby Trendy, sugarpie

Kris Jenner and Caitlyn Jenner. Also I find Kylie Jenner's fakeness offensive and punchable.

Gay you tuber, Peter Monn

BJ can be hot, if adorkable.

I would venture to guess that OP is more punchable than BJ.

I think BJ Novak has some sex appeal. He's allegedly packing as well. Being funny, and sweet with pretty eyes, good dark hair, and a big dick is more than enough.

R20 and R53 have great lists here; I concur. I'll add:

Steven Crowder

Piers Morgan

Jordan Peterson

Steven Mnuchin

Mike Pompeo

Jared Kushner

Steven Miller

Kanye West

Chloë Grace Moretz

Both Miley and Noah Cyrus

Kylie Jenner

Prince Andrew

OP, I feel like there was a punchable faces thread not that long ago, and I responded with “the kids from the first Jurassic Park movie “.

My answer remains the same. Both the girl and the boy…but especially the boy.

demented Biden and Kamall Toe.

Remember Tom Green?

Greta Thunberg looks like Charlie Brown's retarded twin sister.

Michael Fucking Damian.

What does the BJ stand for

Bette Midler

Meager Muckle

Jussie Smollett

Conan O'Brien

Amy Schumer

Joe Mazzello is adorable, r63. Punch you.

Ben Shapiro.

Frankie Grande

Further evidence to support R12

R59 BJ, your arms are fine. Please work on the abdomen.

Sharon FUCKING Osbourne

And I'd punch every iteration of face she's had.

R79 I hate her speaking voice. Have you ever heard her say Billie Elisch?

Oscar Isaac. I hate his face and of course he’s another one that has to be shoved into everything.

Harry styles. I hate him like you wouldn't comprehend.

Erik Eklund

Al Sharpton

Every single Kardashian, starting with the "model" Kendull.

I've always liked BJ. I thought he was quite hot in a nerdy way on The Office, even if at the same time I did wonder if he was a really tall midget. His face throws midget at times.

The Covid MAGAtitties chick.

John Krasinski has a punchable face. I really hate him for his Some Good News show. Adults shouldn't isolate themselves from reality just because it's unpleasant. Infantile way of thinking.

Markle, esp as a child. If someone had smashed her in the face during her dishwasher detergent days, maybe none of this would have happened.

Andy Cohen

Anderson Cooper

Tom Ford

Kayleigh McEnany and Jeanine Pirro are tied for #1!

“ John Krasinski has a punchable face. I really hate him for his Some Good News show. Adults shouldn't isolate themselves from reality just because it's unpleasant. Infantile way of thinking.”

My issue with JK and his SGN show is that he seemed to take credit for something that had been around for awhile on IG. A CNN reporter started the Good News Movement on IG that now has over 3 million followers. JK even used some of their stories/clips. Credit should be given to the creator of GNM for inspiring the SGN show.

Not so much punchable, but more like deserving of the Full Nomi:

Ben Affleck

J. Lopez

Ed Sheeran

Ivanka

Melanomia

Madison Cawthorn

Steve Bannon

Brian Austin Green

Raymond Burke

Kenneth Branagh

Markle

Hatchet-faced MTG, and moron Lauren Boebert.

Another vote for ventriloquist doll Roller Nazi.

Add that fucking fake-assed bitch Sinema to my list!

Manchin and Sinema should think about where they would be in a Trump presidency. They would be trash to him

Punchy McPunchaface

Ezra Klein. Those fucking glasses and that superior smirk, fuck.

Anderson cooper

Steve Bannon, but this would mean touching him.

Roger Stone - so fucking ugly I can't believe it. Tattooed Nixon on his back to give the dude raping him in prison something more attractive to think about.

Jacob Wohl and his fat daddy, David "Manboobs" Wohl.

Jack Burkman, Jacob's gay pederast lover.

Laura Cunting Loomer. Her dog licks peanut butter off her clit.

That blonde rat-faced cunt who works for OAN or whatever the fuck it's called. I hear she shits a gallon of cum first thing every Sunday morning.

Yannopoopaadopppaloppapopllebopplefupplescrappledopolis or however the shit-gulping mud-guppy pretends to spell his fake fucking name.

That Trump employee loser who got dog-piled by the cops while wearing his boxers and whining that his wife wouldn't fuck him.

The moment Sinema curtsied on the Floor of Congress I saw she was ready for stiletto-heel eyeball massage.

The funny thing is that Harry Windsor looks like he already took a multi-year series of punches, with that distracted-angry-important attempt to remember his marching orders from his tar cunt.

I feel guilty for saying this because he looks like a friendly guy, but Surgeon General Vivek Murthy.

B. J. Novak--no guilt, totally punchable.

Tea Fucking Leoni

Pete Buttigieg & Chasten

This Trump bootlicker.

^ the very definition of a punchable face.