A gallon of milk about to expire tomorrow

Freeze it

Start drinking!

Give it to the homeless. Of course many will sneer at you and throw it back in your face- but have your phone ready to capture the whole sordid event. your 15 minutes babe

Pudding. It's very simple to make.

r1 has the right answer.

Add lemon juice, strain the curds, press into cheese. Save the whey and use it like stock.

Pour it in your back yard, Rose. It will grow a cow.

Leave it out overnight and douche for probiotic protection.

douche with it and then

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

Gregg???? Paging Gregg.

Bathe in it like Cleopatra did, even though the milk might not soak all over your gigantic body, OP.

Honey you’re a cow; give that milk away to someone and tell them it’s free.

Get to churning some butter!

[quote] "Start drinking!"

And throw the milk out while you're at it.

Make ricotta cheese

That’s not an expiration date. It’s a “sell-by” date. It’s probably good for at least a week. Enjoy it in good health.

R16 is correct. I would also ask - is it unopened, or is it part of a gallon? If it is unopened you probably have even longer. Is it pasteurized or ultra-pasteurized. If ultra you have even longer.

Take a bath.

It should be good for at least a week past the date if not longer.

Milk is also one of those foods that are easily checked by smell. If it is bad, you will know.

Make a whole bunch of white sauce and freeze it for later.

The plastic containers are designed to give off a faux spoiled odor after a certain period. The next time you smell your milk to be spoiled, pour some in a glass and smell it again. You'll be surprised.

Get a head start on your Yuletime Tom & Jerry Punch!

The booze will keep the milk from turning into udder smegma.

What about a nutritious douche?

Make a butt load of pudding. Which itself doesn't last too long without getting watery but it's a lot more fun to sit down and eat a ton of pudding than drink a ton of milk.

Immediately adopt some cats.

I don’t know if he was a one off, but my cat actually did not like milk R25. I always thought it was weird.

You can easily freeze 2%, 1% and nonfat milk, it tastes and looks the same. I take empty water bottles (500ml) and fill milk almost up to the top.

Make a giant milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard.

Milk, especially nonfat milk, last well beyond the expiration date. It will taste and smell fine--and be perfectly fine to drink. Regular milk also lasts beyond the expiration date but perhaps not as long.

Buy a big bag of cookies!

One bathes one’s ass in it.

Enema time! It goes up as milk and comes out chocolate milk! YUMM

Lactose-free milk (e.g. Lactaid) and most non-dairy (almond, soy, oat, etc.) milks last much longer than regular milks. They sometimes have sell-by dates that are two or three months beyond the current date.

Fairlife also lasts longer.

Invite friends over for milkshake evening.

Grab a loaf of bread and a stick of butter and take them all to your momma

You will need:

1 gallon of Milk

3 pounds of prunes - pitted, quartered

5 pounds of fresh cod

16 oz. Of I Can't Believe It's Not Cod

11 oz. Tomato sauce

2 pounds of Circus Peanuts

Combine and chill.

Rice pudding can use up to five cups of milk. There's also a one-pot mac and cheese recipe that uses 3-4 cups. If you have active cultures, you can make yoghurt. That's all i got.

You can make a huge bunch of white sauce and freeze it. Farmer cheese is the simplest cheese to make and it uses up a half gallon.

Most things are still good up to a week or so after the date.

Great suggestions!

Isn't there a song, something about a milkshake bringing all the boys to your yard?