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A gallon of milk about to expire tomorrow

What can I do with it?

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2021 7:43 PM

Freeze it

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 10:46 PM

Start drinking!

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 10:47 PM

Give it to the homeless. Of course many will sneer at you and throw it back in your face- but have your phone ready to capture the whole sordid event. your 15 minutes babe

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 10:47 PM

Pudding. It's very simple to make.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 10:47 PM

r1 has the right answer.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 10:48 PM

Add lemon juice, strain the curds, press into cheese. Save the whey and use it like stock.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 10:49 PM

Pour it in your back yard, Rose. It will grow a cow.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 10:49 PM

Leave it out overnight and douche for probiotic protection.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 10:52 PM

douche with it and then


by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 10:54 PM

Gregg???? Paging Gregg.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 10:56 PM

Bathe in it like Cleopatra did, even though the milk might not soak all over your gigantic body, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 10:56 PM

Honey you’re a cow; give that milk away to someone and tell them it’s free.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 10:57 PM

Get to churning some butter!

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 10:59 PM

[quote] "Start drinking!"

And throw the milk out while you're at it.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 11:00 PM

Make ricotta cheese

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 11:01 PM

That’s not an expiration date. It’s a “sell-by” date. It’s probably good for at least a week. Enjoy it in good health.

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 11:02 PM

R16 is correct. I would also ask - is it unopened, or is it part of a gallon? If it is unopened you probably have even longer. Is it pasteurized or ultra-pasteurized. If ultra you have even longer.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 11:04 PM

Take a bath.

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by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 11:05 PM

It should be good for at least a week past the date if not longer.

Milk is also one of those foods that are easily checked by smell. If it is bad, you will know.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 11:08 PM

Make a whole bunch of white sauce and freeze it for later.

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 11:12 PM

The plastic containers are designed to give off a faux spoiled odor after a certain period. The next time you smell your milk to be spoiled, pour some in a glass and smell it again. You'll be surprised.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 11:12 PM

Get a head start on your Yuletime Tom & Jerry Punch!

The booze will keep the milk from turning into udder smegma.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 11:22 PM

What about a nutritious douche?

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 11:23 PM

Make a butt load of pudding. Which itself doesn't last too long without getting watery but it's a lot more fun to sit down and eat a ton of pudding than drink a ton of milk.

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 11:24 PM

Immediately adopt some cats.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 11:24 PM

I don’t know if he was a one off, but my cat actually did not like milk R25. I always thought it was weird.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 11:26 PM

You can easily freeze 2%, 1% and nonfat milk, it tastes and looks the same. I take empty water bottles (500ml) and fill milk almost up to the top.

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 11:29 PM

Make a giant milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard.

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 11:31 PM

Milk, especially nonfat milk, last well beyond the expiration date. It will taste and smell fine--and be perfectly fine to drink. Regular milk also lasts beyond the expiration date but perhaps not as long.

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 11:38 PM

Buy a big bag of cookies!

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 11:53 PM

One bathes one’s ass in it.

by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 11:55 PM

Enema time! It goes up as milk and comes out chocolate milk! YUMM

by Anonymousreply 32September 15, 2021 12:21 AM

Lactose-free milk (e.g. Lactaid) and most non-dairy (almond, soy, oat, etc.) milks last much longer than regular milks. They sometimes have sell-by dates that are two or three months beyond the current date.

by Anonymousreply 33September 15, 2021 12:25 AM

Fairlife also lasts longer.

by Anonymousreply 34September 15, 2021 12:27 AM

Invite friends over for milkshake evening.

by Anonymousreply 35September 15, 2021 12:38 AM

Grab a loaf of bread and a stick of butter and take them all to your momma

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by Anonymousreply 36September 15, 2021 12:51 AM

You will need:

1 gallon of Milk

3 pounds of prunes - pitted, quartered

5 pounds of fresh cod

16 oz. Of I Can't Believe It's Not Cod

11 oz. Tomato sauce

2 pounds of Circus Peanuts

Combine and chill.

by Anonymousreply 37September 15, 2021 1:54 AM

Rice pudding can use up to five cups of milk. There's also a one-pot mac and cheese recipe that uses 3-4 cups. If you have active cultures, you can make yoghurt. That's all i got.

by Anonymousreply 38September 15, 2021 2:17 AM

You can make a huge bunch of white sauce and freeze it. Farmer cheese is the simplest cheese to make and it uses up a half gallon.

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by Anonymousreply 39September 15, 2021 2:25 AM

Most things are still good up to a week or so after the date.

by Anonymousreply 40September 15, 2021 2:27 AM

Great suggestions!

by Anonymousreply 41September 15, 2021 6:50 PM

Isn't there a song, something about a milkshake bringing all the boys to your yard?

by Anonymousreply 42September 15, 2021 7:43 PM
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