What can I do with it?
A gallon of milk about to expire tomorrow
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 15, 2021 7:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||September 14, 2021 10:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||September 14, 2021 10:47 PM|
Give it to the homeless. Of course many will sneer at you and throw it back in your face- but have your phone ready to capture the whole sordid event. your 15 minutes babe
|by Anonymous||reply 3||September 14, 2021 10:47 PM|
Pudding. It's very simple to make.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||September 14, 2021 10:47 PM|
r1 has the right answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||September 14, 2021 10:48 PM|
Add lemon juice, strain the curds, press into cheese. Save the whey and use it like stock.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||September 14, 2021 10:49 PM|
Pour it in your back yard, Rose. It will grow a cow.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||September 14, 2021 10:49 PM|
Leave it out overnight and douche for probiotic protection.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||September 14, 2021 10:52 PM|
douche with it and then
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||September 14, 2021 10:54 PM|
Gregg???? Paging Gregg.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||September 14, 2021 10:56 PM|
Bathe in it like Cleopatra did, even though the milk might not soak all over your gigantic body, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||September 14, 2021 10:56 PM|
Honey you’re a cow; give that milk away to someone and tell them it’s free.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||September 14, 2021 10:57 PM|
Get to churning some butter!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||September 14, 2021 10:59 PM|
[quote] "Start drinking!"
And throw the milk out while you're at it.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||September 14, 2021 11:00 PM|
Make ricotta cheese
|by Anonymous||reply 15||September 14, 2021 11:01 PM|
That’s not an expiration date. It’s a “sell-by” date. It’s probably good for at least a week. Enjoy it in good health.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||September 14, 2021 11:02 PM|
R16 is correct. I would also ask - is it unopened, or is it part of a gallon? If it is unopened you probably have even longer. Is it pasteurized or ultra-pasteurized. If ultra you have even longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||September 14, 2021 11:04 PM|
Take a bath.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||September 14, 2021 11:05 PM|
It should be good for at least a week past the date if not longer.
Milk is also one of those foods that are easily checked by smell. If it is bad, you will know.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||September 14, 2021 11:08 PM|
Make a whole bunch of white sauce and freeze it for later.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||September 14, 2021 11:12 PM|
The plastic containers are designed to give off a faux spoiled odor after a certain period. The next time you smell your milk to be spoiled, pour some in a glass and smell it again. You'll be surprised.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||September 14, 2021 11:12 PM|
Get a head start on your Yuletime Tom & Jerry Punch!
The booze will keep the milk from turning into udder smegma.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||September 14, 2021 11:22 PM|
What about a nutritious douche?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||September 14, 2021 11:23 PM|
Make a butt load of pudding. Which itself doesn't last too long without getting watery but it's a lot more fun to sit down and eat a ton of pudding than drink a ton of milk.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||September 14, 2021 11:24 PM|
Immediately adopt some cats.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||September 14, 2021 11:24 PM|
I don’t know if he was a one off, but my cat actually did not like milk R25. I always thought it was weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||September 14, 2021 11:26 PM|
You can easily freeze 2%, 1% and nonfat milk, it tastes and looks the same. I take empty water bottles (500ml) and fill milk almost up to the top.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||September 14, 2021 11:29 PM|
Make a giant milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||September 14, 2021 11:31 PM|
Milk, especially nonfat milk, last well beyond the expiration date. It will taste and smell fine--and be perfectly fine to drink. Regular milk also lasts beyond the expiration date but perhaps not as long.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||September 14, 2021 11:38 PM|
Buy a big bag of cookies!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||September 14, 2021 11:53 PM|
One bathes one’s ass in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||September 14, 2021 11:55 PM|
Enema time! It goes up as milk and comes out chocolate milk! YUMM
|by Anonymous||reply 32||September 15, 2021 12:21 AM|
Lactose-free milk (e.g. Lactaid) and most non-dairy (almond, soy, oat, etc.) milks last much longer than regular milks. They sometimes have sell-by dates that are two or three months beyond the current date.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||September 15, 2021 12:25 AM|
Fairlife also lasts longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||September 15, 2021 12:27 AM|
Invite friends over for milkshake evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 15, 2021 12:38 AM|
Grab a loaf of bread and a stick of butter and take them all to your momma
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 15, 2021 12:51 AM|
You will need:
1 gallon of Milk
3 pounds of prunes - pitted, quartered
5 pounds of fresh cod
16 oz. Of I Can't Believe It's Not Cod
11 oz. Tomato sauce
2 pounds of Circus Peanuts
Combine and chill.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 15, 2021 1:54 AM|
Rice pudding can use up to five cups of milk. There's also a one-pot mac and cheese recipe that uses 3-4 cups. If you have active cultures, you can make yoghurt. That's all i got.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 15, 2021 2:17 AM|
You can make a huge bunch of white sauce and freeze it. Farmer cheese is the simplest cheese to make and it uses up a half gallon.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 15, 2021 2:25 AM|
Most things are still good up to a week or so after the date.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 15, 2021 2:27 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 15, 2021 6:50 PM|
Isn't there a song, something about a milkshake bringing all the boys to your yard?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 15, 2021 7:43 PM|