APPLE KEYNOTE LIVE 9/14

1. new shows on Apple+ meh

2. iPad incremental adjustments. meh

iPad mini redo. Meh.

Is so boring. Apple is boring. Fuck it.

We call it iSexSlave.

New iPhone 13. Looks like the 12.

I’ve never heard so many adjectives in my life!

It feels insulting: nothing new, acting like it's all new and revolutionary shit. It's not. It's just ... the same shit.

1/2 of the hip artistic photos are of Black people. 1/2 of the engineers and executives speaking are Asian. Just a weird observation, zero value judgement.

iPhone 13 Pro - what an exciting new form factor!!!!

Just kidding. It looks just like the 12 Pro.

Whenever they spend a lot of time talking about the new colors/finishes it means the outside design is the same as last year

This presentation is exhausting

I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

It just feels very of-the-age: a slog.

AAPL dumping. Market is displeased. Nothing new. More people are seeing the scam.

[quote]I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

You're gonna need that panorama lens r12.

"Our phone is two years ahead of the others."

Yeah, I don't know about that. I mean saying it repeatedly doesn't make it true. People are smarter than that now. Well, some people.

I'm an Apple user. None of today's stuff was even remotely interesting - zero innovation. I have no reason to update my phone, watch, iPad, or AirPods still. Yawn.

They better announce the car soon. This shit was terrible. A bunch of fucking nerds trying to sell the same shit as last year. In new colors that suck.

I watched for like 15 minutes but the deluge of yada yada yada empty superlatives sent me into a doze, so I changed the (youtube) channel because I'm not supposed to sleep this early in the day.

I think this will be the year the chip shortage caught up with Apple.

[quote] I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

A classical and well captured presentation of hole is always welcomed and can be one’s calling card. Just ask the Cockgobbler.

You guys that trash EVERYTHING and EVERYONE because you think it elevates you somehow … it doesn’t.

As for the new phone, I’ll be ordering on the morning of the 17th. The seriously upgraded camera features are reason enough.

R22 = fanboy slave ready for milking

Look on Twitter. Everyone is goofing on it because it really was just that lame.

R22 You guys who fall for EVERYTHING and EVERYONE are seriously delusional as well. I'm a big fan of Apple products - just don't see anything exciting here.

R22 - you go to Twitter to derive your opinions? Explains much. Please spend more time over there and less here.

R25, dumbshit, it's to see what the public think about what they just saw. Dumbass.

[QUOTE] AAPL dumping. Market is displeased. Nothing new. More people are seeing the scam.

Could this spell the end of Apple, R14? Is it finally over?

😑😐🥱😴

IOS 15 on September 20. So what earlier models will become obsolete because it won't take IOS 15?

[quote]I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

I'm sure you'll be able to deduct it as a business expense, whore.

I am on an 11. Was there anything in today’s presentation that would make me want to upgrade to 13?

R31 =

Apple’s fall announcement event was...underwhelming

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R32, definitely not.

I’m getting Apple Watch series 7 stainless steel silver cellular

iPhone 13Pro blue 1 tb storage

[quote] I am on an 11.

I’m still on the 6S.

Nothing comes between me and my Apple!

I had an iPhone 6, and, finally upgraded to a 12pro last June. I'll wait for a couple more generations before upgrading again. S silly to keep spending money on this shit.

Apple needs to more that tout their ios. Their phones are boring.

Why don't any of them introduce reasonably priced truly hi-fidelity digital music, single room and multi room. Not faked hi fi. Truly hi fi that sounds as good as vinyl did. All wireless. With excellent music management.

Also Apple should launch a online shop that is 100% supply chain transparent and returns profit down to the bottom of the supply chain. Compete with Amazon and be very progressive about it.

I'm not sure why people expect huge and innovative leaps from generation to generation, and then get mad when it doesn't happen. Were past that. These phones aren't meant to be upgraded every year. If you do that, you're 1: a dumb fuck with more money than sense and 2: only ever going to see incremental changes. If you have an 11 or 12, this phone isn't for you! The same holds true on the Android side. Anyone shopping a Galaxy or OnePlus year after year is only going to be underwhelmed.

R38, how do you like it? Is it a huge difference?

Still using 6 myself here.

Ooo I will join! What’s the dial-in number?

r42, I pretty much got it for the improved camera. The 6 was acting up and I had to constantly reboot the damn thing thing because it was dropping or refusing to make phone calls. Also, the iOS stalled at 12.5 for that model. I'm not a power user. I just use it for texting, phone and camera. The 6 was only worth $10 for a trade-in.

Another one right now. Seems weak AF, opening with Siri-search of music.

HomePod ... like anyone's buying that.

Ugh they really have nothing new anymore.

Is there a new MacBook Pro or not?

r48, yes!

Never hang out with developers. Most boring people on earth.

Meh.

How about the car? Give me something new.

Does anyone own a HomePod? I don't know anyone who has one.

Finally MacBook Pro.

I find it kind of cringeworthy when they use those "OMG!" dubstep (or whatever it's called) audio clips when introducing the actual product.

It's just a fucking laptop. Jeeze.

Nooooooo. I loved the touchbar. I'm used to it now. Looks like I won't be upgrading my 2016 MacBook Pro.

Does this mean I have to type my passwords again? I can't.

21 hours battery life? I don't believe it.

Tim Cook's standing on wild, grass. Did a premium landscape artist do that?

Does the American version iPhone have slots for dual sim cards yet, so when I go to Europe I can use it with out constantly changing out the sim card?

I have a 2016 MacBook Pro with a touch bar that works just fine. When it comes time to upgrade, I'll have to go to the refurbished store because I just can't function without the TouchBar. I use it a lot and it helps with functions you don't have to remember. I don't know why Apple didn't just make it optional.

Make sure to get the new $19 cleaning cloth.

R53 go with a pair of HomePod minis. Great sound. The big HomePod was phased out.

^ A pair for one or different rooms?

I have a. pair on my nightstands, one on the left and right of the bed and grouped together so you get stereo sound. This shows how to make stereo sound with an AppleTV, for example, but you can do the same for a room like I did and play music from your phone.

Sorry here it is

I'll have to sacrifice screen size and buy the 13" Pro because I love the touch bar. I'll get an Apple TV for my movies anyway.

I love the new Apple TV 4K. The new one has a better remote.