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APPLE KEYNOTE LIVE 9/14

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by Anonymousreply 44September 17, 2021 1:22 PM

1. new shows on Apple+ meh

2. iPad incremental adjustments. meh

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 5:11 PM

iPad mini redo. Meh.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 5:18 PM

Is so boring. Apple is boring. Fuck it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 5:22 PM

We call it iSexSlave.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 5:27 PM

New iPhone 13. Looks like the 12.

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 5:40 PM

I’ve never heard so many adjectives in my life!

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 5:44 PM

It feels insulting: nothing new, acting like it's all new and revolutionary shit. It's not. It's just ... the same shit.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 5:44 PM

1/2 of the hip artistic photos are of Black people. 1/2 of the engineers and executives speaking are Asian. Just a weird observation, zero value judgement.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 5:48 PM

iPhone 13 Pro - what an exciting new form factor!!!!

Just kidding. It looks just like the 12 Pro.

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 6:00 PM

Whenever they spend a lot of time talking about the new colors/finishes it means the outside design is the same as last year

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 6:02 PM

This presentation is exhausting

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 6:03 PM

I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 6:07 PM

It just feels very of-the-age: a slog.

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 6:14 PM

AAPL dumping. Market is displeased. Nothing new. More people are seeing the scam.

by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 6:20 PM

[quote]I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

You're gonna need that panorama lens r12.

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 6:23 PM

"Our phone is two years ahead of the others."

Yeah, I don't know about that. I mean saying it repeatedly doesn't make it true. People are smarter than that now. Well, some people.

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 6:25 PM

I'm an Apple user. None of today's stuff was even remotely interesting - zero innovation. I have no reason to update my phone, watch, iPad, or AirPods still. Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 6:27 PM

They better announce the car soon. This shit was terrible. A bunch of fucking nerds trying to sell the same shit as last year. In new colors that suck.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 6:29 PM

I watched for like 15 minutes but the deluge of yada yada yada empty superlatives sent me into a doze, so I changed the (youtube) channel because I'm not supposed to sleep this early in the day.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 6:43 PM

I think this will be the year the chip shortage caught up with Apple.

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 6:46 PM

[quote] I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

A classical and well captured presentation of hole is always welcomed and can be one’s calling card. Just ask the Cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 6:47 PM

You guys that trash EVERYTHING and EVERYONE because you think it elevates you somehow … it doesn’t.

As for the new phone, I’ll be ordering on the morning of the 17th. The seriously upgraded camera features are reason enough.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 6:47 PM

R22 = fanboy slave ready for milking

Look on Twitter. Everyone is goofing on it because it really was just that lame.

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 6:49 PM

R22 You guys who fall for EVERYTHING and EVERYONE are seriously delusional as well. I'm a big fan of Apple products - just don't see anything exciting here.

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 6:49 PM

R22 - you go to Twitter to derive your opinions? Explains much. Please spend more time over there and less here.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 6:59 PM

R25, dumbshit, it's to see what the public think about what they just saw. Dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 7:01 PM

[QUOTE] AAPL dumping. Market is displeased. Nothing new. More people are seeing the scam.

Could this spell the end of Apple, R14? Is it finally over?

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 7:04 PM

😑😐🥱😴

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by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 7:04 PM

IOS 15 on September 20. So what earlier models will become obsolete because it won't take IOS 15?

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 7:07 PM

[quote]I want a 13 pro to take stunning macro photos of my asshole

I'm sure you'll be able to deduct it as a business expense, whore.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 7:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 7:26 PM

I am on an 11. Was there anything in today’s presentation that would make me want to upgrade to 13?

by Anonymousreply 32September 14, 2021 7:26 PM

R31 =

Apple’s fall announcement event was...underwhelming

By Tatum Hunter

3:03 p.m.

by Anonymousreply 33September 14, 2021 7:27 PM

R32, definitely not.

by Anonymousreply 34September 14, 2021 7:29 PM

I’m getting Apple Watch series 7 stainless steel silver cellular

iPhone 13Pro blue 1 tb storage

by Anonymousreply 35September 14, 2021 8:48 PM

[quote] I am on an 11.

I’m still on the 6S.

by Anonymousreply 36September 14, 2021 9:03 PM

Nothing comes between me and my Apple!

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by Anonymousreply 37September 14, 2021 11:21 PM

I had an iPhone 6, and, finally upgraded to a 12pro last June. I'll wait for a couple more generations before upgrading again. S silly to keep spending money on this shit.

by Anonymousreply 38September 14, 2021 11:52 PM

Apple needs to more that tout their ios. Their phones are boring.

by Anonymousreply 39September 17, 2021 2:46 AM

Why don't any of them introduce reasonably priced truly hi-fidelity digital music, single room and multi room. Not faked hi fi. Truly hi fi that sounds as good as vinyl did. All wireless. With excellent music management.

Also Apple should launch a online shop that is 100% supply chain transparent and returns profit down to the bottom of the supply chain. Compete with Amazon and be very progressive about it.

by Anonymousreply 40September 17, 2021 3:07 AM

I'm not sure why people expect huge and innovative leaps from generation to generation, and then get mad when it doesn't happen. Were past that. These phones aren't meant to be upgraded every year. If you do that, you're 1: a dumb fuck with more money than sense and 2: only ever going to see incremental changes. If you have an 11 or 12, this phone isn't for you! The same holds true on the Android side. Anyone shopping a Galaxy or OnePlus year after year is only going to be underwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 41September 17, 2021 3:45 AM

R38, how do you like it? Is it a huge difference?

Still using 6 myself here.

by Anonymousreply 42September 17, 2021 11:18 AM

Ooo I will join! What’s the dial-in number?

by Anonymousreply 43September 17, 2021 12:41 PM

r42, I pretty much got it for the improved camera. The 6 was acting up and I had to constantly reboot the damn thing thing because it was dropping or refusing to make phone calls. Also, the iOS stalled at 12.5 for that model. I'm not a power user. I just use it for texting, phone and camera. The 6 was only worth $10 for a trade-in.

by Anonymousreply 44September 17, 2021 1:22 PM
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