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This guy has a beautiful cock.

It's so manly and meaty.

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by Anonymousreply 67October 30, 2021 7:26 PM

A cock, manly?

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 4:16 PM

Fix the space between your brows, cretin.

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 4:17 PM

R1 Yeah. Sort of like when you notice your dad's or a grown man's cock for the first time as a kid and marvel at the size and thickness of it.

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 4:18 PM

He's been spamming on Reddit for months now.

His dick looks considerably larger than when he started - so I'm thinking he's been pumping it.

Whatever - he posts every fucking day. I guess he has an OnlyFans or something.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 4:19 PM

Existential question here: If a man's ass can be womanly, can a cock be as well?

by Anonymousreply 5September 14, 2021 4:20 PM

There are grown men whose dicks don't look like they've full developed, but the one in OPs pic has. It's beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 6September 14, 2021 4:20 PM

[quote] he posts every fucking day.

and I jack off to him every fucking night.

by Anonymousreply 7September 14, 2021 4:21 PM

Beautiful. Maybe even perfect. Love all the natural hair that surrounds it. So masculine.

by Anonymousreply 8September 14, 2021 4:22 PM

I'll bite. Who is he and how do we find him?

by Anonymousreply 9September 14, 2021 4:25 PM

R5 No, because a cock belongs exclusively to a man unlike ass that both the genders possess.

by Anonymousreply 10September 14, 2021 4:28 PM

Plenty of women have cocks

by Anonymousreply 11September 14, 2021 4:29 PM

He looks stinky.

by Anonymousreply 12September 14, 2021 4:30 PM

Gay or straight?

by Anonymousreply 13September 14, 2021 4:40 PM

Here's one of his first pics - he's obviously been doing something different to his dick - either pumping or photoshop.

It's fine - but he's not as big as you think.

I like his hairy butt though. And he says he's gay - but I think that's just to get OnlyFans subscribers.

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by Anonymousreply 14September 14, 2021 4:43 PM

Photo is gone. Flop thread.

by Anonymousreply 15September 14, 2021 4:43 PM

[quote]I'll bite.

Ouch!

by Anonymousreply 16September 14, 2021 4:45 PM

Id take a guy like this over some shaved muscle mary any day !

by Anonymousreply 17September 14, 2021 4:59 PM

He's adorable, though I wish he'd wash his hair more often.

by Anonymousreply 18September 14, 2021 5:01 PM

My fantasy would be to meet him in a bar. You think he's cute. He seems like an average or above average every day sort of regular guy.

Then you take him home.

And he takes his clothes off, and SURPRISE! You get that hairy body and that dick.

I'd think that I had won the lottery.

In real life that scenario didn't happen very often, but it was wondrous when it did.

by Anonymousreply 19September 14, 2021 6:09 PM

Wasn't he wearing fur while busting into Congress?

by Anonymousreply 20September 14, 2021 6:11 PM

R20, with that natural bush, he's ALWAYS wearing fur.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 6:14 PM

Looks smelly and dirty. Is he foreign?

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 6:15 PM

His body is kind of doughy and shapeless. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 6:16 PM

He looks homeless!

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 6:17 PM

[quote] Looks smelly and dirty. Is he foreign?

Yes, he's from Texas.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 6:20 PM

That's the way men used to look. Before....all this.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 6:23 PM

[quote] Plenty of women have cocks

I always was told that the clit was the female mini cock. Was I misinformed? Those bitches.

by Anonymousreply 27September 14, 2021 7:04 PM

He looks adorable.

by Anonymousreply 28September 14, 2021 7:14 PM

I would force him to take a shower first but I'd totally nail him.

by Anonymousreply 29September 14, 2021 7:58 PM

That is a classically beautiful member. Clean him up and cut his hair and he'd probably be a looker. I'd like to see him standing up with his stomach sucked in and his chest puffed out.

by Anonymousreply 30September 14, 2021 8:03 PM

All of those rough edges that you all want to clean up is precisely what makes him appealing to the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 31September 14, 2021 8:07 PM

Gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 32October 28, 2021 1:44 AM

I’d hit it, after a shower.

by Anonymousreply 33October 28, 2021 1:48 AM

And maybe a flea dip.

by Anonymousreply 34October 28, 2021 1:52 AM

I think it reveals hidden inadequacies to describe a cock as 'manly'.

by Anonymousreply 35October 28, 2021 1:59 AM

Yummy. Yes please. I’ll have seconds.

by Anonymousreply 36October 28, 2021 2:00 AM

[quote] Wasn't he wearing fur while busting into Congress?

That guy was tragically lacking even a smallest hint of a bulge in any of the pics and videos online so no, definitely not even remotely him.

by Anonymousreply 37October 28, 2021 2:00 AM

It's probably the only time he smiles- when he's naked.

by Anonymousreply 38October 28, 2021 2:08 AM

Here are some vintage men with natural bodies. This photo was taken ca. 1967. My favorite is the slim guy the third from the left.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 28, 2021 2:08 AM

Is he still selling his cheese to Hickory Farms?

by Anonymousreply 40October 28, 2021 2:09 AM

he's sloppy and scruffy

i LOVE HIM

by Anonymousreply 41October 28, 2021 2:10 AM

His cock looks "bigger" because he's learned how to photograph it from below with a fish eye lens.

by Anonymousreply 42October 28, 2021 4:39 AM

Beautiful indeed

by Anonymousreply 43October 28, 2021 5:24 AM

He’s FAT!

by Anonymousreply 44October 28, 2021 8:05 AM

Wishing you a full recovery, r44

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by Anonymousreply 45October 28, 2021 9:28 AM

I mean...it looks like a dick. Are you reacting to the person? I just don't get the beautiful cock trope. It's kinda creepy honestly.

What's so "beautiful" about it? It's there and it's big.

by Anonymousreply 46October 28, 2021 9:53 AM

I prefer smaller dicks but he has pubes so I would fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 47October 28, 2021 9:56 AM

Is it creepy to say someone has beautiful eyes? Why should a cock be any different?

by Anonymousreply 48October 28, 2021 9:57 AM

What’s his name and what’s his Only Fans?

by Anonymousreply 49October 28, 2021 10:10 AM

I bet he stinks with all that hair.

by Anonymousreply 50October 28, 2021 10:14 AM

I think this guy may be 'EnglishinNY' on LPSG.

Not sure, so I don't want to link him. I'm thinking about sending him a message on LPSG and asking.

In either case, 'EnglishinNY' is as hot as the subject of this thread, for those of us that are lusting after him.

by Anonymousreply 51October 30, 2021 5:54 PM

Where does he post every day?

by Anonymousreply 52October 30, 2021 5:57 PM

this thread is trying to gaslight me

by Anonymousreply 53October 30, 2021 6:07 PM

Is he English or Texan?

by Anonymousreply 54October 30, 2021 6:08 PM

THAT'S what we're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 55October 30, 2021 6:11 PM

R52 Reddit

by Anonymousreply 56October 30, 2021 6:20 PM

Any link?

by Anonymousreply 57October 30, 2021 6:23 PM

.......

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by Anonymousreply 58October 30, 2021 6:25 PM

.........

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by Anonymousreply 59October 30, 2021 6:26 PM

Thenk yeh.

by Anonymousreply 60October 30, 2021 6:33 PM

People upthread say he has modified himself somehow to become larger.

That made me think of a podcast episode I heard recently. The podcast is "Ologies," in which people are interviewed about different fields of study. An episode focuses on paleontology and the interview was with a paleontologist who also works part time as a human anatomy teacher, which involves carving up cadavers. He said that by far the most body modifications (breast implants, etc.) he has come across, to his great surprise, is penis implants.

I had no idea those are common. Kind of freaks me out.

by Anonymousreply 61October 30, 2021 6:33 PM

The OP’s picture doesn’t seem to be taken with a fisheye lens as one DLer claimed. I think his erection is just not that impressive, but when he’s semi-erect but still floppy, that’s when it’s most impressive, because it looks like a big flaccid dick.

I’ve seen him on Reddit before, but can’t remember his username. Can we get that, please?

by Anonymousreply 62October 30, 2021 6:43 PM

All the guys in that Face and Cock Reddit group are escorts/porn performers.

by Anonymousreply 63October 30, 2021 7:03 PM

R63 Instagram and Twitter lead me to believe everyone under age 25 is one or both of those.

by Anonymousreply 64October 30, 2021 7:08 PM

We need to start a Face and Cock thread for Dataloungers to see how we measure up. It would make for a friendlier community if we could put a face (and cock) to posts. Anyone up for it?

by Anonymousreply 65October 30, 2021 7:23 PM

Gurl, no one wants that.

by Anonymousreply 66October 30, 2021 7:25 PM

R65 Beware that anonymous posters who live under bridges in Moscow inevitably will tell you to slit your abdomen and pull your guts out because you're so ugly you're a plague to the Earth.

If you can actually take vicious criticism from anonymous strangers (many celebrities are driven to drug abuse and cosmetic surgery because of it), then have at it.

by Anonymousreply 67October 30, 2021 7:26 PM
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