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Somebody jizzed on my abortion

I'm so upset. I had just come home from the abortion mall (thanks DL for the great tip. Didn't know there was one so close to me). They were so thoughtful there and even wrapped it up with a little white bow to take home. I set it down on the front porch and was bringing some other stuff inside. I went out there a minute or two later, and it was all covered in jizz!

**SMH** what is the world coming to?

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 1:21 PM

Porch pirates probably.

by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2021 12:56 PM

Who keeps starting these threads?

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2021 1:16 PM

seriously........^^^^^^^...............the OP needs help.............

by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2021 1:17 PM

Aunties OP is a fat, schizo, unloved, old cunt who needs medical help STAT.

by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2021 1:21 PM
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