BREAKING: Putin has COVID!

I thought Russians didn't get Covid? Hm. that's what the Trolls said.

I'm vaccinated, I've been holed up in my house for weeks, I still caught COVID and I'm really mad about it... but this makes me feel a little better.

Does he have it, or does his entourage?

I hope so. Couldn’t happen to a nicer murderous autocrat.

I saw him at the funeral of one of his friends and he looked pasty and sweaty. He also looked like he was going to burst out crying. His friend drowned trying to save someone else.

Awwww ^^

[quote]Does he have it, or does his entourage?

Based on the Drunks, Whores and Thieves that live there, do you expect them to actually admit he has it? Read between the lines Dear.

I hope his sick staff regally spit in his food.

Suck shit Boris!

And go to Hell Putin.

Wishing Volodya better.

Vladimir, you need to take ivermectin. Your trolls have been successfully selling the need to take this most wonderful miracle drug to the Americans. It tastes great mixed in tea.

Riding off into Corona Sunset

I'm organizing a communal prayer for his death 🙏🏻

Take polonium tea, it will cure you from whatever is ailing you, Vlad. And rot in hell.

And I hope all the Russian trolls commit suicide right after their supreme leader's death. Die cunts die.

Unfortunately, he probably got the Russian vaccine some time ago.

HIs evil will go down in history as one of the most vile human beings to walk the planet - and that's saying something for a Russian.

So does he have Covid, or is he just exposed? As r15 says, he’s no doubt vaccinated. And if he were smart, he also got vaccinated by Pfizer or Moderna.

Apparently, he was just exposed R16. Someone in his security detail got it. OP is an asshat.

R17 Ugh, boner killer.

[quote] Unfortunately, he probably got the Russian vaccine some time ago.

He notoriously didn't post any photos of himself getting the shots. He probably got the Pfizer or Moderna, just as the majority of Russians are holding out for those instead of the fermented ditchwater that passes for the "Russian vaccine."

Oopsie!

Hours before Putin had to isolate, he met with Syrian president Bashar al-Assad.

Wonderful President Putin, please take some Hydroxychloroquine or Ivermectin. Both have proven highly effective as Covid cures according to what I see on Facebook. DO NOT take that vaccine, it will kill you!

If he dies they should stick a goatee on him and put him in Lenin's tomb.

Someone send him a starter kit of Young Living essential oils, some zinc, a betadine gargle and some Vitamin C gummies, STAT! Big Daddy Trump's BFF has to be saved y'all, saved from COVID and saved from Big Pharma! 🤡

LOL I can tell there are Russian trolls in this thread about the world's most prominent Russian by the fact that several posts in this thread are hidden.

Die, bitch! Die!

Can I have his stuff?

He should inject clorox

He should inject krokodil.

[quote]If he dies they should stick a goatee on him and put him in Lenin's tomb.

I don't know her.

That’s one of the Russian Lenin Sisters!

They always said they had everything first.

Let us pray for the health of our fearless leader Putin! Fuck these American and Chinese farm trolls! GET OUT JANE DOE AND LING LING!

This thread is uninteresting and only has lame people posting trying to be clever.

Shut up Defacto @ R33

R34 Your witty contribution has been incredible.

Is he dead yet?

Lots of ivermectin, the horse paste tastes good with applesauce.

Or use the injectable! A nice tissue slough and fatal septicemia for Vlad would be a nice gift for the world.

Has Hvaldimir commented?

Putin kicking the bucket would be the best thing to ever happen to the people of Russia.

Entourazh - The Vladimir Putin Reality Show

Thoughtskys and Prayerskys

If he succumbs, who will succeed him as ruler of All the Russias?

There will be a power struggle. Russia is a gangster state. People will die.

r42 Benny Hill

He'll probably have his entire entourage murdered, due to the inconvenience (because I'm sure he's fully vaccinated).

Putin is not going to die. Like Trump he'll get the best treatment in the world. Because evil always wins, just ask Dick Cheney

[quote] This thread is uninteresting and only has lame people posting trying to be clever.

Isn't there a thread somewhere that you can defend Kim Jong-Un in?

[quote] Because evil always wins,

No it does not.

Can I have his stuff? (Basically Russia)

He is dead yet?

He better release the Trump Piss tapes before he dies. Now is the time to call in your favors Vlad or you will have lost your window.

I would love for Newsom to prevail and Putin to die on the same day.

He’s in pretty decent physical shape. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

I hope this piece of shit dies.

Is there any credible reporting that he actually has Covid?

Didn't his ugly daughter get the vaccine?

He should be assassinated like the Romanovs.

[quote] He’s in pretty decent physical shape. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Haven’t we learned after all these many months that has nothing to do with it?

This couldn't happen to a nicer person.

He got it from Trump's tongue licking his asshole.

Even if he dies, we won't know the truth for a long time.

Putin looks trans

R53 = Boris

No one thinks that Boris except for you Russian Trolls. You see in the rest of the world, a flabby old man on horseback with his shirt off is not the high of good physical condition. But I guess when you live in a country of drunks, whores and thieves, it looks pretty good.

Wishing death upon someone like this does not make you look classy.

Using the word "classy" does not make you a person with class.

Criticizing someone for using the word "classy" is definitely not classy.

Better to say nothing dear and pretend everything is fine.

When is Putin going to meet with Biden? He can contract it too!

If Putain survives, I can only hope he gets debilitating long covid.

I'm sure Putin is triple vaxxed and probably with the good stuff not the Russian vaccine.

Spootnik vork.

RUSSIA IS A SHITHOLE COUNTRY!

[quote]Criticizing someone for using the word "classy" is definitely not classy. Better to say nothing dear and pretend everything is fine.

Is that how it works? You criticizes someone for criticizing someone? How CLASSY you are. Welcome to the club Dear.

Vlad is sheltering at home, a very very large home. Good thing his countryman love living in shit hole concrete apartments so Vlad can shelter in place.

That palace of his is the size of a small oblast, and as tacky as 100 tacky McMansions put together.

[quote] Good thing his countryman love living in shit hole concrete apartments

Just the one, dear?

Do we have an update? Is he dead yet?

[quote]the fermented ditchwater that passes for the "Russian vaccine"

He's fine and sends his love R76.