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Madonna’s look at tonight’s VMAs

Omg. People were laughing

She looked hot though.

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by Anonymousreply 252December 21, 2021 6:13 AM

Yikes. Bless her heart

by Anonymousreply 1September 13, 2021 12:08 AM

She looks like a pathetic old waitress at a swinger lounge.

by Anonymousreply 2September 13, 2021 12:09 AM

OMG watch her turn around. Look at her fake ass!

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by Anonymousreply 3September 13, 2021 12:09 AM

Please join us at the 2021 VMAs Official Watch Thread

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by Anonymousreply 4September 13, 2021 12:11 AM

The outfit and camera blur really give off a 1970s Nazi themed dominatrix movie you can now only find in a single store in Amsterdam vibe.

by Anonymousreply 5September 13, 2021 12:19 AM

Gross.

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by Anonymousreply 6September 13, 2021 12:34 AM

Ugh! This gif.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 13, 2021 12:35 AM

Pete Burns is that you?

by Anonymousreply 8September 13, 2021 12:36 AM

Her hips are spread oddly from it.

by Anonymousreply 9September 13, 2021 12:36 AM

When did cool Madonna become fool Madonna?

by Anonymousreply 10September 13, 2021 12:37 AM

OMG! That ass. How embarrassing and fake!

by Anonymousreply 11September 13, 2021 12:37 AM

I love crazy Frankenstein's monster Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 12September 13, 2021 12:38 AM

Her butt is as butchered as her face.

by Anonymousreply 13September 13, 2021 12:38 AM

Her butt implants look so weird

by Anonymousreply 14September 13, 2021 12:40 AM

Looks like she's ready for Grandma porn.

by Anonymousreply 15September 13, 2021 12:42 AM

I see she's still appropriating.

by Anonymousreply 16September 13, 2021 12:47 AM

Bless her crone hag heart

by Anonymousreply 17September 13, 2021 12:48 AM

Looks like a drag queen doing a Madonna impression

by Anonymousreply 18September 13, 2021 12:49 AM

I was raised on Madonna. Now I question the teachings of childhood.

by Anonymousreply 19September 13, 2021 12:50 AM

That wasn't an ad for Depends undergarments?

by Anonymousreply 20September 13, 2021 12:51 AM

She’s always reinventing herself. Can’t she reinvent herself into a classy woman of a certain age?

by Anonymousreply 21September 13, 2021 12:59 AM

Well they say at a certain age, you have to choose between your face and your ass. In her case she tried to choose both.

by Anonymousreply 22September 13, 2021 1:01 AM

Why is she even there? She isn’t nominated for anything and doesn’t have anything out (unless she thinks this will promote that Madame Flop concert or whatever it is).

She’s just sad.

by Anonymousreply 23September 13, 2021 1:09 AM

She looks unsteady on her feet. Rehab soon? Ass looks ridiculous and sad.

by Anonymousreply 24September 13, 2021 1:09 AM

As an elder, elder gay, this is so upsetting and sad to see. She was a hero/icon/queen for those of us of a certain age.

I’m so embarrassed for her. Her rump is totally cringe worthy and the use of “motherfucker” was so out of place.

by Anonymousreply 25September 13, 2021 1:10 AM

Bless her. She’s still living in 1990 trying to relieve her “Justify My Love” days.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2021 1:13 AM

[quote](unless she thinks this will promote that Madame Flop concert or whatever it is).

She is. MTV is owned by Viacom, which owns Paramount+ which is streaming her shitty "domumentary".

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2021 1:14 AM

She's always wearing something black, a million chains and bracelets, long leather fingerless gloves, fishnets, grillz, and her ass hanging out. She's so predictably boring.

by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2021 1:15 AM

R3- Brilliant work by the lighting guy. He illuminated her ass perfectly!

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2021 1:15 AM

Kids are embarrassed by their normal parents, can you image what her kids are feeling?

by Anonymousreply 30September 13, 2021 1:15 AM

[quote]She’s always reinventing herself.

She hasn't reinvented jackshit in 20 years. lol

by Anonymousreply 31September 13, 2021 1:16 AM

R28- No one told her that S&M look is totally vanilla these days. She still thinks she's shocking and avant garde....Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 32September 13, 2021 1:16 AM

Oh, look, she's Mr. Von Trapp after a sex change.

by Anonymousreply 33September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

We’re they playing Vogue or Express Yourself when she walked out? I couldn’t tell.

by Anonymousreply 34September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

r30, who gives a shit about kids? Nobody watches this show. It's been DOA for years now. The problem with Madonna is that she does the same thing year after year and has no sense of humor about herself. Cher would have done this and made it into a joke. Madonna actually thinks she's hot as hell and relevant. She's in her own little fantasy world like Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 35September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

[quote]No one told her that S&M look is totally vanilla these days.

Exactly. I'm sure it holds everything in place instead of dragging on the ground too.

by Anonymousreply 36September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

I’m so embarrassed for her.

by Anonymousreply 37September 13, 2021 1:18 AM

She reminds me of a teenager who thinks they’re cool and edgy every time they say a cuss word.

by Anonymousreply 38September 13, 2021 1:21 AM

It's only going to get worse. Mark my words, she'll leak a sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 39September 13, 2021 1:21 AM

And yes, we're talking about her, giving her attention, but that attention is not turning into sales for her. Keep that in mind.

by Anonymousreply 40September 13, 2021 1:21 AM

R3) I was getting a Bette Davis vibe - watch it muted, esp around the .25 second mark when she looks to her right and frowns.

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by Anonymousreply 41September 13, 2021 1:32 AM

Those cheeks omg why did she do it?

by Anonymousreply 42September 13, 2021 1:34 AM

There seems to be someone FFing OP but for what? This site has become a drag. Someone sees us enjoying ourselves so they must try and ruin it.

by Anonymousreply 43September 13, 2021 1:35 AM

She was clearly fucked up one something. She could barely get through a 30 second speech and staggered exiting the stage.

I love the SM Nazi uniform. So original.

by Anonymousreply 44September 13, 2021 1:36 AM

R43 probably Madonna

by Anonymousreply 45September 13, 2021 1:38 AM

[quote]Bless her. She’s still living in 1990 trying to relieve her “Justify My Love” days.

That would be Vogue.

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by Anonymousreply 46September 13, 2021 1:40 AM

Oh yikes that is seriously dreadful

by Anonymousreply 47September 13, 2021 1:45 AM

GORG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 48September 13, 2021 1:53 AM

Madonna brought everyone to their feet when she appeared. That was crazy

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by Anonymousreply 49September 13, 2021 1:56 AM

R49 they’re gonna show respect to her. She’s still Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 50September 13, 2021 1:57 AM

R32 honestly what is shocking nowadays? Maybe she should have come out with a Trump hat while in blackface?

by Anonymousreply 51September 13, 2021 1:58 AM

I am embarrassed for her because she doesn't have the good sense to be embarrassed for herself.

by Anonymousreply 52September 13, 2021 1:58 AM

[Quote]GORG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More like engorged.

by Anonymousreply 53September 13, 2021 2:00 AM

Her and Megan Fox are morphing into Kim Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 54September 13, 2021 2:01 AM

Why? Oh Why? Fame is a fleeting, capricious mistress. I can't look. Want to remember her when she was ground breaking, fun, fabulous. A Madonna tune would come & the dance floor would be jammed! Such good times, that's what I want to remember. not the fall of the Roman Empire that this has become.

by Anonymousreply 55September 13, 2021 2:02 AM

The audience went crazy when she appeared on stage. Speaking of megastar power

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by Anonymousreply 56September 13, 2021 2:05 AM

The only thing she hasn’t done yet that MIGHT shock people would be to have actual sex on stage. But even that’s she’s already simulated during the orgy scene on her Girlie Show tour.

She’s out of shocking things to do other than that.

by Anonymousreply 57September 13, 2021 2:06 AM

She’s 63. Time to stop trying to be a sex kitten and shocking.

by Anonymousreply 58September 13, 2021 2:07 AM

[quote]The audience went crazy when she appeared on stage.

You do know that there are people who work at these type of shows and their job is to coach the audience to give a big applause each time a celeb comes out, don’t you?

by Anonymousreply 59September 13, 2021 2:09 AM

It would be easy to poke fun, but this just makes me sad. I guess we created a monster, and now we have to look at it.

by Anonymousreply 60September 13, 2021 2:12 AM

R60 “we created a monster” I’m sorry but who the fuck are you again?

by Anonymousreply 61September 13, 2021 2:14 AM

R60 That bitch is not a monster. Trust me.

by Anonymousreply 62September 13, 2021 2:20 AM

You cunts spew all the Gaga hate you want, but you still can't help talking about her, can you? She "disgusts" you so much, you're so appalled, you clutch those pearls so, so tightly. Yet, here you all are. Talking about her. Linking to her. Saying her name. Insisting she's irrelevant. But, there she is. Refusing to the go the fuck away. Ridiculous? Perhaps. But she's earned it. And she did a little something for most of you along the way.

So keep tugging on those little cheesy dicks of your's, getting off on posting more rage about her. She's not going anywhere until she's ready to. And she clearly isn't ready to. And it's eating you sad little self loathing, sissy, trans haters alive.

by Anonymousreply 63September 13, 2021 2:22 AM

Her ass is still amazing looking! She must exercise 24/7. WOW!

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by Anonymousreply 64September 13, 2021 2:24 AM

Oh so embarrassing

by Anonymousreply 65September 13, 2021 2:26 AM

I love the young cunts standing around at r64 link. They look like they are say, "Who the fuck is that, Britney? "

by Anonymousreply 66September 13, 2021 2:28 AM

Madonna has soooooo much money. How on earth did she get such shitty plastic surgery and unnatural implants, etc. ?

by Anonymousreply 67September 13, 2021 2:30 AM

Everyone knows who Madonna is. She’s a name always around.

by Anonymousreply 68September 13, 2021 2:30 AM

what is it they say on Drag Race? cinched to the gods

by Anonymousreply 69September 13, 2021 2:30 AM

Plastic surgery doesn’t look good on some faces no matter who does it

by Anonymousreply 70September 13, 2021 2:31 AM

Reductive..

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by Anonymousreply 71September 13, 2021 2:40 AM

That picture at r64 is terrifying. The cheeks are literally shining. It's embarrassing.

I've been a fan for almost 40 years. I defended her during the Like a Virgin era. I defended her during the Sex era. I defended her after the disastrous Letterman appearance. I defended her during American Life when people thought it was a shit album. I defended her even during Hard Candy and MDNA.

I can't defend her anymore. She's become a joke. A caricature -- a GROSS caricature. There's nothing inspiring or groundbreaking about her. Nobody wants to see this 63-year-old dressed up as an elderly extra from The Night Porter. Nobody. She is ruining her legacy with her constant pictures on her social media of her (fake) tits and ass hanging out and now this. This isn't empowering. How is it empowering when we know you bought all of it? There's nothing that she is showing that was achieved through hard work or that has survived and aged.

It's all plastic and all she does now is recycle all her plastic.

by Anonymousreply 72September 13, 2021 2:48 AM

in the video at r64 when she turns around to show her ass it looks like she's stuffed patio chair seat cushions in her ass.

by Anonymousreply 73September 13, 2021 2:59 AM

Fake asses never look good. Ever

by Anonymousreply 74September 13, 2021 3:01 AM

I feel sorry for her kids. It has to be horrible to have a plastic faced mother parading fake tits and ass around in dominatrix outfits in public. Maybe she has some form of early onset dementia.

by Anonymousreply 75September 13, 2021 3:03 AM

Camille Paglia must be laughing herself silly.

by Anonymousreply 76September 13, 2021 3:07 AM

That ass is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 77September 13, 2021 3:08 AM

Her Instagram is now being edited by Brendad Ickson. Holy shit.

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by Anonymousreply 78September 13, 2021 3:08 AM

Red vines and the Zohar. You can’t make this shit up.

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by Anonymousreply 79September 13, 2021 3:09 AM

R3 I totally got the Bette Davis vibes too. It’s the eye rolls I think.

And as an elder gay and as many others have posted, I’m disappointed in the way she chooses to age. I can understand the constant glare of the cameras but this is almost 1O steps backward. Another poster on another Madonna thread referenced Ray of Light, where she espoused spirituality. But since then, she’s gone back to her bag of tricks and there doesn’t seem to be any advancement at all. It’s still Madonna at 1990 but it’s 2021.

I still love her and she’s my diva, but it’s a little like watching an accident happen.

by Anonymousreply 80September 13, 2021 3:11 AM

she really is Dietrich now, an illusion held together by pins, tape and hosiery.

by Anonymousreply 81September 13, 2021 3:11 AM

Not just her ass is weird, her face is very puffy and she kooks kike a no neck. What happened??

by Anonymousreply 82September 13, 2021 3:11 AM

OMG. Screaming.

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by Anonymousreply 83September 13, 2021 3:12 AM

R82, here kike s/b like.

by Anonymousreply 84September 13, 2021 3:13 AM

How does she even talk now? She's drugged up, wears that grill, her lips are enormous. Like, is she even comfortable? How could someone be happy like that?

by Anonymousreply 85September 13, 2021 3:15 AM

Big ball of clay.

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by Anonymousreply 86September 13, 2021 3:16 AM

Her ass is a mess.

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by Anonymousreply 87September 13, 2021 3:25 AM

This is I e mad hater in here. She is having a blast. Living it.

by Anonymousreply 88September 13, 2021 3:25 AM

She looks like Jigsaw from the Saw movies.

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by Anonymousreply 89September 13, 2021 3:25 AM

She sounds drugged when she talks and looks like she’s about to fall over. Another drug-related death is coming.

by Anonymousreply 90September 13, 2021 3:26 AM

I could cheer her on if I got the sense she was irreverent, even on drugs, but having some zany fun.

But we all know she is uptight, insecure and humorless.

So this is terribly embarrassing.

I am curious about how she truly sees herself and if she is ever happy.

by Anonymousreply 91September 13, 2021 3:28 AM

She’s happy and so entertaining. Fucking love this notch. Her body can put a 20s something woman to shame. Those legs 🤩

by Anonymousreply 92September 13, 2021 3:34 AM

r92 = Vadge

by Anonymousreply 93September 13, 2021 4:08 AM

I finally get what she's going for. The latest transformation is $2 blow-up doll. That's not subversive. That's a 1980's idea of shock value. Off-brand feminism. Taking back female sexuality by becoming a trope of pathetic hetero male last chance release.

It's not so much she looks bad, though that's a thing. It's that she is bereft of any original moves that could reflect a modern feminist or even anti-feminist voice.

Madonna. Your limits are showing.

by Anonymousreply 94September 13, 2021 4:23 AM

I think she put on her leotard backwards.

I'm not understanding those ridges on her sides. Is her body rejecting the butt implants?

by Anonymousreply 95September 13, 2021 4:51 AM

She's cruising.

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by Anonymousreply 96September 13, 2021 5:47 AM

She really should have gone for smaller implants that would look natural.

by Anonymousreply 97September 13, 2021 6:11 AM

The pic in R64 perfectly captures the little downward pull of her mouth, which belies the treatments, makeup and surgery. Gravity and time will have their say.

by Anonymousreply 98September 13, 2021 6:50 AM

Madonna at the #mtvvmas  after party.

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by Anonymousreply 99September 13, 2021 6:54 AM

SHE WILL BE WILD IN THE NEXT ALBUM

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by Anonymousreply 100September 13, 2021 6:56 AM

Jesus...everything she is doing now is like what you would expect some sad old hasbeen actress would do in some cheesy potboiler novel.

It's all such a pathetic, unoriginal cliché.

I wonder if Lourdes is talking to lawyers yet about the inevitable sanity hearing and conservatorship?

by Anonymousreply 101September 13, 2021 7:00 AM

This is not just tired, but exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 102September 13, 2021 7:43 AM

[quote] You cunts spew all the Gaga hate you want, but you still can't help talking about her, can you? She "disgusts" you so much, you're so appalled, you clutch those pearls so, so tightly.

Um, have you actually read the fuckin thread you’re replying in? You think HATE FOR LADY GAGA is the problem here?

by Anonymousreply 103September 13, 2021 7:50 AM

I actually thought she looked great in the trenchcoat, but then things took a sudden downwards spiral ...

by Anonymousreply 104September 13, 2021 7:53 AM

Madonna looks like Amanda Lenore now. This thread is making me miss Pete Burns. RIP.

by Anonymousreply 105September 13, 2021 7:56 AM

She looks okay with the veil on.

I mean, she’s not quite Aunt Ida in Female Trouble… yet…

by Anonymousreply 106September 13, 2021 7:57 AM

She's wearing the same hat she wore at the VMA 2018 afterparty.

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by Anonymousreply 107September 13, 2021 8:58 AM

In three....two....

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by Anonymousreply 108September 13, 2021 9:01 AM

Red Vines? She never even became a real New Yorker. NY has Twizzlers. Never even saw a package of Red Vines for sale until a few years ago. .Could never take the Detroit out of the girl.

by Anonymousreply 109September 13, 2021 9:07 AM

Now I see why Bea Arthur was always covered in layers and layers of clothes on The Golden Girls.

Madonna, clothes are your friends and greatest ally.

by Anonymousreply 110September 13, 2021 9:31 AM

Not just clothes, but caftans. Huge, voluminous caftans. They can be colorful but must be loose loose loose just like her desired image. And big, glittery earrings with upswept hair. She could be tons of fun and would stop seeming so desperate.

by Anonymousreply 111September 13, 2021 9:39 AM

She's so high there are frames in the video where her eyes are crossed. Madonna's most reliable friend today are her pills.

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by Anonymousreply 112September 13, 2021 10:04 AM

She is turning into Elvis right in front of us.

by Anonymousreply 113September 13, 2021 10:19 AM

She rightly claims she gets ageist hate thrown at her…but her tragic inability to accept her own ageing is also ageism too. A woman, or indeed, man, who desperately tries to look 22 when they’re into their sixties isn’t brave or revolutionary. It’s just kind of sad and depressing.

by Anonymousreply 114September 13, 2021 10:25 AM

Oh wow, she looks awful 🤭

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by Anonymousreply 115September 13, 2021 11:25 AM

But, what about the children?!

To address what r101 wrote, while it's possible her adult children aren't embarrassed by their mother's behavior and shrug it off as "show business", still, I think, somewhere behind contemplating all the dough-ray-mee they'll have when Madonna dies, they wish to hell their mother would permanently retire from public appearances, be they in-person or by social media.

Seemingly, Rocco Richie would, among the children, be in the best financial position to confront his mother and risk her cutting him out of her money when she dies.

I'm assuming he's probably financially set both from the divorce mega-settlement his Dad got from Madonna ( I'm assuming a portion of the settlement went directly to a trust for Rocco) and from his father's money, although that depleted from Richie having other children.

I can just hear Lourdes, "Please Rocco, you've gotta tell Mom...."

by Anonymousreply 116September 13, 2021 12:37 PM

forgot to add, I also premise my post at r116 on my belief that Madonna would not have one second of hesitation cutting off a child of hers if they dared challenged her by asking her to end her career

by Anonymousreply 117September 13, 2021 12:40 PM

She has to be getting fucked up on drugs . The drugs fuel the delusions . How mortifying for her kids

by Anonymousreply 118September 13, 2021 12:55 PM

Malignant narcissism

by Anonymousreply 119September 13, 2021 12:58 PM

Madonna operates from a state of revenge .” I’ll show you mofos who’s still relevant.”

by Anonymousreply 120September 13, 2021 12:59 PM

[quote]The audience went crazy when she appeared on stage.

It's the same reaction you give your Nana when she manages to gum down all of her applesauce or she manages to make it down a flight of steps after her hip surgery.

by Anonymousreply 121September 13, 2021 1:04 PM

Was she referencing Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson at the 1994 awards? When he said "and just think, nobody thought this would last" and gave Lisa Marie the most awkward kiss?

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by Anonymousreply 122September 13, 2021 1:07 PM

R99 OMG she is such a try-hard.

by Anonymousreply 123September 13, 2021 1:13 PM

She’s SO edgy flipping off the camera! Nobody’s ever done that before!

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by Anonymousreply 124September 13, 2021 1:15 PM

I wonder what Sean Penn thought when he saw all that…….”Damn, I dodged a bullet…”

by Anonymousreply 125September 13, 2021 1:18 PM

To be honest, it’s not her age I’m criticizing, it’s the slutty get up. It looks horrid on young ladies too

by Anonymousreply 126September 13, 2021 1:18 PM

There was a time, around the "Secret" video, that I thought she was cannily preparing for an older, wiser, Dietrich-like persona. But she DINNIT! And this biker-Nazi-dominatrix get-up was last provocative in 1988.

by Anonymousreply 127September 13, 2021 1:24 PM

^ And that leather, vinyl, PVC look has been done to death. It's beyond tired.

by Anonymousreply 128September 13, 2021 1:25 PM

I think everyone should just ignore her.

by Anonymousreply 129September 13, 2021 1:33 PM

It's like her costume now. It only says "Madonna brand, circa 1990." As predictable as a Borscht Belt punchline.

by Anonymousreply 130September 13, 2021 1:34 PM

The photo at r112 is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 131September 13, 2021 1:38 PM

She wants to be me!

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by Anonymousreply 132September 13, 2021 1:39 PM

Madonna? VMAs!?!

Did I fall into a K-hole and come to in the 90s?

by Anonymousreply 133September 13, 2021 1:41 PM

I'm not sure what I thought she would look like at 63/64.

But, she's giving off 80-year-old vibes here.

by Anonymousreply 134September 13, 2021 1:53 PM

I'm not sure what I thought she would look like at 63/64.

But, she's giving off 80-year-old vibes here.

by Anonymousreply 135September 13, 2021 1:53 PM

Still, she looks like she's having fun. And the audience is eating her up. So, I suppose whatever we write doesn't matter.

Still, I get how long-time fans feel like she is destroying her legacy.

I hope she next reinvents herself into, as someone else here put it, a classy old lady!

by Anonymousreply 136September 13, 2021 1:55 PM

Classy old lady???? Oh my sides!!!

by Anonymousreply 137September 13, 2021 2:00 PM

She looks as if Marlene Dietrich had decided to join the Nazi party at age 70 after all.

by Anonymousreply 138September 13, 2021 2:02 PM

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by Anonymousreply 139September 13, 2021 2:10 PM

[quote]Her ass is still amazing looking! She must exercise 24/7. WOW!

Yes. It’s exercise.

by Anonymousreply 140September 13, 2021 2:21 PM

[quote]Still, she looks like she's having fun.

On what planet do you live on where what she did last night she was having fun? She actually looked desperate. I was with her from the beginning, saw her in concert five times, front row on Broadway. Went to the premiere of "Who's That Girl" and "Truth Or Dare". There is no way I would have thought she would lose her fucking mind.

by Anonymousreply 141September 13, 2021 2:22 PM

[quote]I think everyone should just ignore her.

We do. That’s why the antics keep getting worse. It’s driving her crazy.

by Anonymousreply 142September 13, 2021 2:48 PM

My Gen Z nieces and nephews (the current MTV audience) know who Madonna is, but she's never been relevant to them and is definitely of another era.

Madonna to that generation is similar to what Peggy Lee was to my generation.

by Anonymousreply 143September 13, 2021 2:52 PM

Where can you even get a fake ass? Walmart?

by Anonymousreply 144September 13, 2021 3:04 PM

Yes, R144; there's a discount if you get an abortion at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 145September 13, 2021 3:32 PM

She needs rehab, a stylist, and a new plastic surgeon ASAP. I never expected her to become such a caricature of her former self. But she was always so in control and a fitness fanatic. Maybe she finally just said “fuck it!”

by Anonymousreply 146September 13, 2021 3:45 PM

R145 - god. Does this mean Madge is going to be releasing new "music" soon?

by Anonymousreply 147September 13, 2021 3:49 PM

The ridiculous S&M get-up isn’t even really the horrifying happening there, though I know it’s crucial on this site to continue harping on her not acting her age, etc. The real horror IS whatever she’s done to her face. I’m still not sure if those are dissolvables or implants or if something’s been reconstructed, but whatever it is I hope to god it’s reversible.

by Anonymousreply 148September 13, 2021 3:49 PM

Madge, buy Johnny Depp’s island and disappear for a while…we forgive you, but you’re going too fucking far…

by Anonymousreply 149September 13, 2021 4:01 PM

Madonna was aging nicely at the time of her appearance on Oprah's farewell show, which was10 years ago. She was maturing into a graceful statesman of her generation, much like the JLo and Jennifer Aniston of today. Fast forward a few years, and she's turned into an embarrassing gargoyle. What the hell happened to change her so dramatically?

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by Anonymousreply 150September 13, 2021 4:20 PM

I think she has a serious pill addiction AND related cognitive issues. Watch for Lourdes and the others invoking a conservatorship in another 5-7 years.

by Anonymousreply 151September 13, 2021 4:23 PM

The Madonna of 20, 30 years ago would never let herself become addicted to pills, if that’s really what’s happening here.

by Anonymousreply 152September 13, 2021 4:27 PM

The woman has become so dependent on filters that when she knows she won't be able control her image, such as in an industry party, she has no other choice than recreating the filtering with a veil. It's crazy.

by Anonymousreply 153September 13, 2021 4:36 PM

Madonna could have come on stage in a stunning classy evening gown, not try to be edgy by saying motherfuckers, and exhibit a small amount of class and still gotten the same amount of cheers and applause, maybe more. Being edgy can work when you are young, when you get a certain age, which Madonna reach many years ago it just looks desperate and needy.

by Anonymousreply 154September 13, 2021 4:46 PM

Who said MTV 'wouldn't last'? It was popular from the start.

Madonna, however, lasted about 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 155September 13, 2021 4:54 PM

Little Edie (Grey Gardens) vibes with the veil. I do think she has a hard time appearing live, without filters, hence the veil to filter her face.

by Anonymousreply 156September 13, 2021 5:23 PM

She looks like Cloris Leachman in “High Anxiety.” A round of beers to anyone who knows what I’m talking about.

by Anonymousreply 157September 13, 2021 5:41 PM

R157, it was the t.v.!

by Anonymousreply 158September 13, 2021 6:00 PM

Those invoking Lourdes, I suggest you take a look what she's been up to. For a while I thought she was going to be a low-key, rich kid artsy type, but she seems to have become a trash model. I had to quickly flick through several pages of dumb-faced, boobs out, talon fingernail pics of her "modeling" in a recent French Vogue.

So she probably thinks mom's "empowered".

by Anonymousreply 159September 13, 2021 6:06 PM

She looks like Lili Von Shtupp.

by Anonymousreply 160September 13, 2021 6:11 PM

If she could only have a fucking sense of humor about herself - but no.

I think it would have been hilarious if she came out in some sort of dowdy, grandma outfit and then she turns around and it's some backless sexy assemble with fishnets.

That would have been fun. But this leather shit with a fake ass - c'mon! Really?

Her fall in popularity is literally killing her inside. She can't stand it.

by Anonymousreply 161September 13, 2021 6:20 PM

Here is Jocelyn Wildenstein about 20 years ago. If Madonna looks today a lot like the Wildenstein 20 years ago, guess how she will look in 20 years. Yikes!

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by Anonymousreply 162September 13, 2021 6:22 PM

It must've been hard for her, being at the center of the culture for SO many years, in a way that very, very few others ever have been. Then time moved on, she got older, and a whole new generation became the cultural gatekeepers. Madonna had a LONG way to fall and she really lost her mind when that happened.

by Anonymousreply 163September 13, 2021 6:23 PM

Streisand, Rod Stewart, many many artists reached an age and stayed classy by releasing their own American Standard Songbooks and Broadway/Movie standards to great acclaim and awards.

by Anonymousreply 164September 13, 2021 6:41 PM

Madonna is a pop star, which Streisand is not. Rod Stewart is a man, so the rules are different.

by Anonymousreply 165September 13, 2021 6:46 PM

It’s not the fact that the S&M attire is inappropriate, it’s just that it’s boring and has been done to death. It was fresh when punk/new wave groups in the 70’s and early 80’s did it. Madonna brought it mainstream in the 90’s and it’s a well-worn trope by now.

If she wanted to do something different and unexpected, she could do extreme Preppy wear a la David Hockney or Christopher Mason. No one would expect to see her in that get-up. And it’s comfortable!

by Anonymousreply 166September 13, 2021 6:52 PM

To be fair, I couldn’t walk in those heels sober and I am a few years younger than Madge.

by Anonymousreply 167September 13, 2021 6:53 PM

Calm down, R63, some of us appreciate Gaga. There are like 3 Gaga haters who feel the need to tear her down. Take a breath. DL would hate to have you stroking out on our conscience. Speaking of having a stroke, I'm not sure Madonna hasn't had one. She seems off. Or maybe just off her meds and on someone else's. Madonna will always be entertaining, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 168September 13, 2021 7:19 PM

Remember when she wore grown-up clothes and made grown-up music?

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by Anonymousreply 169September 13, 2021 7:22 PM

I just can’t.

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by Anonymousreply 170September 13, 2021 7:46 PM

R170 is she trans now?

by Anonymousreply 171September 13, 2021 7:50 PM

It's dangerous to get butt implants and hers look very badly done, or overdone I should say. She's mentally disturbed obviously, to be behaving like that. She's not sexy or edgy, just sad and pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 172September 13, 2021 7:56 PM

Do butt implants feel like sitting on a cushion? Do they squeak at high altitudes like fake tits?

by Anonymousreply 173September 13, 2021 8:02 PM

She's become a real life cartoon character.

by Anonymousreply 174September 13, 2021 8:06 PM

They always end up deformed with time and looking lumpy

by Anonymousreply 175September 13, 2021 8:54 PM

It’s not her age it’s the slutty get up . She would be stunning in a sexy gown instead.

by Anonymousreply 176September 13, 2021 9:02 PM

What does brother Christopher Ciccone think? Does he laugh?

by Anonymousreply 177September 13, 2021 9:21 PM

She would be amazing in something offbeat and avant garde.

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by Anonymousreply 178September 13, 2021 9:38 PM

^ Yes, R178 nailed it.

by Anonymousreply 179September 13, 2021 9:41 PM

Or even this one

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by Anonymousreply 180September 13, 2021 9:43 PM

She’s from MI for God sake! Of course she was always going to be trash.

by Anonymousreply 181September 13, 2021 9:46 PM

Or something completely unexpected

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by Anonymousreply 182September 13, 2021 9:47 PM

The avant-garde thing would look great on her, and be age-appropriate. She's dressing like a 20 year-old and it's just sad. Nobody wants to see her 60 year-old ass dressed like Doja Cat.

by Anonymousreply 183September 13, 2021 9:48 PM

Sorry, her 63 year-old ass!

by Anonymousreply 184September 13, 2021 9:49 PM

I think that atrocious dominitrix outfit on at any age is gross. Less is not more sometimes

by Anonymousreply 185September 13, 2021 9:52 PM

I'm really loving r180/81/82's suggestions, Madonna would look fabulous in those kinds of styles. They're fun but at the same time sophisticated. That's exactly the kind of look she needs at this stage of her life.

by Anonymousreply 186September 13, 2021 9:56 PM

R170 Of course she has a drink 🥃 in her hand.

by Anonymousreply 187September 13, 2021 9:58 PM

She was definitely "off," aside from the ridiculous outfit, lips, and ass. Madonna was always pretty good speaking in front of a large crowd. But she was stumbling and uncertain of herself. She was either on something or in a lot of pain/discomfort due to that getup and maybe even all her very uncomfortable-looking body modifications. I'm reminded of when she went on Graham Norton and had trouble speaking/breathing because of the ridiculous corset and grille.

She is though the only legend still alive who could have authentically commemorated 40 years of MTV. She really is peerless in some respects. Sad that she can't just embrace and enjoy that and instead has to live out some bizarre celebrity-induced body dysmorphia.

by Anonymousreply 188September 13, 2021 10:07 PM

Now she wishes she'd gone 95% nude like Megan Fox, instead of looking like a chorus girl in "Springtime For Hitler".

by Anonymousreply 189September 13, 2021 10:08 PM

It's time Julie Brown did a parody again: "Medusa 2: Dare 2 B Nude".

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by Anonymousreply 190September 13, 2021 10:22 PM

Id have loved for her to sweep out in some fabulous ball gown .No one would have expected that. Sadly,we all expect execrable get ups like she wore.How that young man can get hard and fuck that beast is beyond me. he must have a granny fetish. If he even fucks her.

by Anonymousreply 191September 13, 2021 10:37 PM

R70- A toilet and her outfit. Both give the imagery of shit.

by Anonymousreply 192September 13, 2021 10:42 PM

If she wants a dressing primer, she should look at the getups Catherine O'Hara wore on Schitt's Creek. Ridiculous but in a fabulous way, and age appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 193September 13, 2021 10:44 PM

How much of this sad miscalculation is the fault of unimaginative agents/assistants/consultants/suchlike? Maybe she's just lost her sense of style and is surrounded by clueless people who keep recycling her old looks.

by Anonymousreply 194September 13, 2021 10:49 PM

I really think her fall off that horse and then the fall at the Brit awards messed up her head. Also her bio kids not really liking her and guy Richie cashing in in the divorce.

by Anonymousreply 195September 13, 2021 11:13 PM

I can’t feel pity for her, but I have no idea what her life might be like. She’s probably delusional that her fans want to hear more of her music. I’m also guessing she is still trusting her instincts that made her a star (and her instincts told her to throw her slutiness into America’s face). She needs some advisers, stat- but you just know she doesn’t trust anyone. Expect more of the same “Welcome to my vagina” behavior would be my guess.

by Anonymousreply 196September 13, 2021 11:44 PM

Cue Kathy Griffin trying to get attention. Idiot.

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by Anonymousreply 197September 13, 2021 11:50 PM

Yikes.

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by Anonymousreply 198September 13, 2021 11:51 PM

Her face has been pulled beyond belief.

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by Anonymousreply 199September 13, 2021 11:51 PM

r197/98/99 your links are not working

by Anonymousreply 200September 13, 2021 11:51 PM

Yeesh, that pic at R199. She looks like if you so much as pricked her with a pin, she'd burst into a million pieces.

by Anonymousreply 201September 14, 2021 12:38 AM

I wish those links were not working for me because opening them is truly sickening.

And please spare me the "you're dogging on women again" or "more Madonna hate" bullshit. I've been a fan for almost 40 years. I'm tired of this shit. As others have said in this thread, it's not only tiring but exhausting. She has done this numerous times before and the predictability of this makes it rote, like opening a room that hasn't been open in a while and smelling mothballs. She's like the Club Granny in the movie 54, except that even SHE had some dignity and she looked like she was having fun.

Madonna looks like she is having no fun. She looks like an inflated doll, dead in the eyes. An inflated, plastic corpse.

This is depressing , not empowering or inspiring.

by Anonymousreply 202September 14, 2021 12:53 AM

It’s her lifeless, angry eyes that’s a turn off

by Anonymousreply 203September 14, 2021 12:55 AM

She's going to the same doctor as Chrissy Teigen, who just inflates the face with a tire pump. In and out in ten minutes.

by Anonymousreply 204September 14, 2021 1:05 AM

She’s acting out in public the same way Britney did during her meltdown years.

by Anonymousreply 205September 14, 2021 5:28 AM

[quote] We’re they playing Vogue or Express Yourself when she walked out? I couldn’t tell.

"The Old Grey Mare (She Ain't What She Used to Be)"

by Anonymousreply 206September 14, 2021 5:32 AM

[quote] She is though the only legend still alive who could have authentically commemorated 40 years of MTV.

Cyndi Lauper

Duran Duran

Mick Jagger

Paul McCartney

Sheena Easton

Elton John

They all had big hits in the early days of MTV, and they're all still around.

by Anonymousreply 207September 14, 2021 5:35 AM

Cyndi Lauper was there.

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by Anonymousreply 208September 14, 2021 5:46 AM

How Cyndi must have cackled when she saw Ms Ciccone's saggy derriere.

by Anonymousreply 209September 14, 2021 5:48 AM

Cyndi looks good.

by Anonymousreply 210September 14, 2021 5:53 AM

Madonna should've gone to Cyndi's surgeon. Cyndi's five years older than Madonna and she's had excellent work.

by Anonymousreply 211September 14, 2021 5:55 AM

Cyndi photographs at least a decade younger than Madonna. She never took herself so seriously, is kind to herself (and others).

by Anonymousreply 212September 14, 2021 6:02 AM

It's difficult to believe that after all she's accomplished and all the money she has, she's still so insecure she has to copy trash like the Kardashians. It is truly beyond pathetic. And I like her. But I'm terribly embarrassed for her.

by Anonymousreply 213September 14, 2021 6:38 AM

Debbie Harry the next night at the Met. She’s 76!

I don’t love the kooky dress, but THAT’S how you do plastic surgery at a later age. Debbie looks old in many candid photos, but she looks great! With makeup and styling she can look incredible.

Madonna’s mistake is she keeps aiming for a teenage look, and lives online in the world of fake filters. In public it falls apart.

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by Anonymousreply 214September 14, 2021 12:19 PM

Sherrell Aston did Debbie Harry's face.

by Anonymousreply 215September 14, 2021 2:06 PM

Madonna looks absolutely beautiful without photoshopping. I don’t understand why she keeps doing it. The photo on the left is untouched, the right one posted on her IG is fixed/photoshopped

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by Anonymousreply 216September 14, 2021 5:31 PM

Is she converting to Islam? Next stop Kabul or bust!

by Anonymousreply 217September 14, 2021 5:34 PM

R148 I think she looks great. Madonna has committed herself to a ridiculously camp lifestyle her entire life. She looks like a drag queen now but could anyone envision a better end for Madonna? If she had aged gracefully we'd all be complaining that she was boring.

by Anonymousreply 218September 14, 2021 5:37 PM

R218 is the Gilligan on the Ship Of Fools.

by Anonymousreply 219September 14, 2021 5:40 PM

R216 LOL! Bless your heart

by Anonymousreply 220September 14, 2021 9:06 PM

Whatever happened to the English Roses? Maybe it's time she wrote some sequels where the girls have grown up and are getting slut-shamed! Imagine the book signings she could do in her rubber outfits.

by Anonymousreply 221September 15, 2021 1:03 AM

Is she going Sinéad O'Connor 2.0 now at r216? Fetish victim?

by Anonymousreply 222September 15, 2021 1:15 AM

R215 It looks like Debbie goes for a lot of old-fashioned facials and other treatments instead of fillers. I think someone asked her what her best beauty tip was and she said "exfoliation". But her skin tone and lack of sagging are remarkable for her age. Sherrell Aston looks amazing too, I'd like to be one of his patients if he gets results like that.

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by Anonymousreply 223September 15, 2021 1:19 AM

I love Debbie,but dont kid yourself she hasnt had a little something done .

by Anonymousreply 224September 15, 2021 1:23 AM

But Debbie looks like a live human woman.

by Anonymousreply 225September 15, 2021 1:36 AM

Debbie and Cyndi Lauper are both older than Madonna and both look far better. They've both had things done but they obviously go to the right clinic/doctor and they're smart enough to have the right amount and right kind of work done.

by Anonymousreply 226September 15, 2021 7:12 AM

It has nothing to be smart enough, it has everything to do with having friends around you, real friends, that tells you, no, please, don't do it, that'd be over the top. Who would have the audacity to tell Madonna to stop with the plastic surgery insanity? Her beloved pills?

by Anonymousreply 227September 15, 2021 8:38 AM

I love the idiots screaming sexism. Hons, we would be calling out a man for showing his ass on stage every five seconds looking to capitalize on it. Madonna is showing off her hideously deformed rump to get it talked about, so we are. Fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 228September 15, 2021 10:18 PM

I think Madonna is surrounded by people who nurture her delusion that she's desirable to hot 20-something youths and she needs to keep up that image at all costs. Her gold-digger 20-something boyfriends are probably among them.

by Anonymousreply 229September 15, 2021 10:58 PM

She’s a vile creature who made good pop songs a long time ago. Much like Trump, I wish she would disappear forever!

by Anonymousreply 230September 15, 2021 11:01 PM

In all honesty I always thought Mafonna had a weirdly small butt, probably from all the working out she's done. No fat = no butt.

I guess this is how she gets her "natural" butt back?

I don't care for either look, but this one's definitely worse.

by Anonymousreply 231September 15, 2021 11:03 PM

Angelyne should sue for stealing her look.

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by Anonymousreply 232September 16, 2021 2:06 AM

Madonna used to set the trends, now she's copying the kartrashians. So pathetic and such a detriment to her legacy.

by Anonymousreply 233September 16, 2021 5:06 AM

R231, Madonna always had her big boobs as her sexy feature, then the culture shifted to big butts. It's so pathetic that she, in middle age, bought a butt, like some small-time rapper, in order to be on trend.

by Anonymousreply 234September 16, 2021 5:25 AM

Oh, my sides!

Madonna has never originated a trend in her life. EVERY look she has ever had has been a copy/ripoff/homage to someone else's style.

Even the original "material girl" was ripped off from Berlin/European street girl fashion of the late 70s/early 80s. She then spent most of the 80s/90s ripping off old movie stars then started blatantly copying younger musical artists starting in the early 2000s.

I know some will argue "what about the Cone bra!!!?!!?" But, that wasn't anything to do with HER. That was Gaultier. He designed her a wardrobe and she wore it.

She's so sad now, she're ripping off off looks from Dietrich and Edie Beale and Amanda Lepore all at the same time. I'm thinking, in her mind, that by blending them all together she thinks she's "stylish" when she's just a messy copycat.

by Anonymousreply 235September 16, 2021 6:29 AM

She looks like Helmut Berger.

by Anonymousreply 236September 16, 2021 11:43 PM

I see in the picture from R216 that she's trying to steal Timothée's man and get some of Kid Cudi's dick.

by Anonymousreply 237September 16, 2021 11:55 PM

Remember when she resembled a human?

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by Anonymousreply 238September 17, 2021 2:04 AM

What is Griffin nattering on about? Of course everyone ages. No one is attacking her for her age or her sexuality. Hell, I'm older than her. Some fans who loved her(me) are just sad to see her looking like this. I could maybe get behind it if she looked like she was having fun. I remember when her fuck you was full of verve & spunk & fun. She doesn't look like that, now. She looks desperate, tired, even scared. Breaks my heart. She gave me some really good times, moments & memories. Just hate seeing her like this.

by Anonymousreply 239September 17, 2021 3:11 AM

God, R238, her acting is so awful.

by Anonymousreply 240September 17, 2021 5:26 AM

And?

by Anonymousreply 241September 17, 2021 8:15 AM

I think she could have gone for a different look. At the 2018 VMAs she gave us North African Amazigh. People talked about that.

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by Anonymousreply 242September 17, 2021 4:41 PM

Lmao she just posted this

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by Anonymousreply 243September 18, 2021 10:24 PM

She looked pathetic and ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 244September 18, 2021 10:26 PM

Her face looks painful

by Anonymousreply 245September 19, 2021 1:25 AM

R239, I feel the same compassion.

by Anonymousreply 246September 19, 2021 1:44 AM

Is this the result of her very expensive skin care line?

by Anonymousreply 247September 19, 2021 6:16 PM

She looks like a blow-up doll.

by Anonymousreply 248September 20, 2021 5:50 PM

She has the haters pressed, stressed and a mess.

Long live her Madgesty!

by Anonymousreply 249September 20, 2021 9:40 PM

She has the haters pressed, stressed and a mess. Long live her Madgesty!

I don't hate her at all. Pity, possibly, disappointed in, definitely.

by Anonymousreply 250September 21, 2021 9:15 AM

R243 Porn is coming. I don't think she'll be able to stop herself.

by Anonymousreply 251September 21, 2021 9:29 AM

How she hasn't opened an onlyfans is shocking to me.

by Anonymousreply 252December 21, 2021 6:13 AM
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