Did Madonna buy new tits?

Yes.

Up close shot of her pubic region

She may have just repurposed her ass implants.

Why doesn't Lourdes 5150 her ass?

I know this has been mentioned before, but she looks like Mae West in that photo

She really has lost her mind. Wasn't the ass job enough?

No she is just think these days. Let her have her fun with photoshop. There’s worse things she could get into.

*thicc

No. She's just nursing now.

The formerly highest-paid hooker in the world.

what happened to her ass implants? What's the recovery time from having them removed?

Jugs

They look great though

Every part of her is plastic or fillers.

She's so disgusting now. I say this as someone who has been a fan of her for over 35 years.

Grotty old hooker

Someone please take away her phone and any other electronics she has access to.

TIA

Yet Britney is the one in a conservatorship…

She still has her ass implants too

Madonna’s relationship with sanity is on the outs. She thinks she is still young and sexy. This is just desperate and appalling. I never would have believed it. Honestly, if you had told me 25 years ago that Madge would become this pathetic old bag, needy for attention, with huge fake tits and ass….I would have rolled my eyes and laughed at the notion. This is truly cringeworthy.

She still looks ripely fuckable to me. Total MILF!

She’s picking up where MJ left off with all the “enhancements.”

Yikes. You never go full Amanda Lepore.

Freddy DeMann and Liz Rosenberg would never have let this shit fly.

Did she photoshop the ass implants out at r14?

Mamie Van Doren or Eddy Williams territory. Those are some big bazooms.

All snark aside. This is just sad. Does she have no one in her life to set her straight?

I would expect this sort of behavior from Brendad Ickson. I thought Madge was uber wealthy, doesn't she have someone to talk her out of this?

Shes alienated everyone in her life who would stand up to her. Now its just the hangers on and her boytoys. I want to see what happens when one of them gets caught boning her son.

[quote]All snark aside. This is just sad. Does she have no one in her life to set her straight?

Everyone in her life is a paid companion. Nobody wants to risk getting cut off from the gravy 💵 train 🚂.

Her breasts are almost as big as Lolo Ferrari's were!

🎵 Will you still need me, will you still feed me When I'm sixty-four 🎵

The only thing left she hasn’t done to try to shock people is have anal sex on stage while singing “Erotica” wearing a headset microphone.

Or……she could give the audience a material girl mudslide atop of a beautiful glass top table Injust happen to own. I would even stand guard under neath it while she “performed”.

I took the snapshots.

She got those done pretty quickly. I'm trying to see if it isn't a set of prosthetic tits like drag queens wear sometimes. Everything is so filtered I can't tell.

She always seemed self confident. Who knew it was an act this whole time and that she’s frighteningly insecure?

“See Madonna perform live at the North Star casino!”

I thought they’d be much pointier based on the cone bras.

She's really feeling herself in that first photo.

She still looks the same aside from that hairy yak.

I think r37 might be on to something.

The better to deflect attention from her artificial hip: she replaced one, possibly both, last December.

She's becoming bionic.

She had a rhinoplasty after this?

Careful, that link at r45 just made my Malwarebytes freak out.

Such a pathological need for attention, it is so sad and disturbing to watch her humiliate and mutilate herself. Just imagine being one of her adult children. This country is now an oligarchy and Madonna is very rich. It is very doubtful that her children would have any power over this situation. No, Madonna is going to force the world to be her captive audience to her sad, undignified end. Having an audience is all she has ever cared about. She could have been such an icon but she chose to be a pathetic joke.

Quite big tits.

Everything has been downhill since “Hard Candy”. I loved “Confession on a Dance Floor” and how consistent she was image wise. Like someone said, I can’t believe that woman became this woman.

It’s almost like 2005 Madonna is who you would expect to see now in 2021.

What’s interesting is she hasn’t “re-invented” herself since “Hard Candy”. She just keeps going down the path of Madonna nostalgia. Old blonde lady with crucifixes and fishnets and bracelets and shit with her tits out. It’s been the same shit.

My apologies. Alternate link.

Madonna's brand has always been shameless so I don't see her PS as a big disappointment.

She looks incredibly youthful and sexy

She looks incredibly youthful and sexy

Gentle reminder, this is what her eldest looks like now. She doesn't give a fuck, she's busy turning tricks at the Bayonne Days Inn, serving Long Island Lolita realness

I would like to see a completely unfiltered photo of her these days, because I suspect there has been some sort of facial overhaul in the past few months. The filters make it really difficult to tell what state she is actually in. I know she looked odd when she danced at that NYC bar on gay pride this year (tight and stretched around the eyes), but possibly something was done after that. Hopefully it entailed fixing some of the very bad work she had done previously.

The butt implants are still there, I think, but possibly were swapped out for a smaller set.

As for the tits, she always had rather large, natural ones. But she probably had them lifted as she got older, especially after having kids. These new tit shots look strange, like the photos are enhanced and exaggerated, but nothing about her would shock me now, in terms of her bad decision making. She could well have had watermelon-sized implants shoved into her.

It's funny how for some time she made it seem she was the prim and proper woman who raised her kids to learn different languages and be refined and cultured, and now she and Lourdes are competing to be the trashiest whores. The Kartrashians somehow come off better than they do.

They've really sunk to new lows.

Who’s That Granny?

No. Original. Parts.

I wonder if she was sexually abused as a child? Her whole existence is acting out in public- for decades. Remember that Oh Father song/ video? It implied something not ok.

And Lourdes the Bayonne Days Inn ho!! My god. Was SHE abused?

Is it fair to say women who were sexualized early in life could turn out like these two? It’s just so twisted and creepy.

R38 because she WAS confident. It wasn’t an act. She is no longer confident because she is now in her 60s. Not hard to get.

Yeah, I thought they were that sort of prosthetic breastplate kind of thing you can buy in the Halloween store. She’s cosplaying.

[quote]Madonna is going to force the world to be her captive audience to her sad, undignified end.

Just like Donald.

I wouldn't really know, but obviously from aging female celebrity behavior lately, the spotlight is truly addictive, and being forgotten is a fate worse than death. What a sick freak.

Yeah for new tits, but did she finally dump that crazy fake ass? 👏🏻

Why must this specter display its withered parts?

she seems more relaxed nowadays. i liked madame x, too.

R65 OH DEAR GOD

Age wins in the end. Desperation to stay relevant.

Her ass makes her look like she's wearing a diaper.

Now that she can't bundled her crap albums with tickets, we're gonna really see how she charts. This isn't gonna be pretty. She'll be 65+, bombing when it comes to music album and movie (her albums have been bombing for over a decade but they debuted high and then plummeted week #2), and becoming more and more desperate. It's really sad to see what she's turned into. I knew it was all over the moment she started that ridiculous "feud" with Lady Gaga. Madonna of the 90s never would have done that. People pulled that shit against her. It reeked of insecurity and the inability to get attention for her own work. This film of hers is going to be so goddamn awful she'll really go off the rails - that's if it ever gets made to begin with.

I have no confidence her biopic will ever be completed. Or released, anyway.

It's going to be another THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED.

R71 And if it ever is, you can bet half of it will be fiction.

LOOK AT ME PLEASE

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R74 thats for the VMAs. She filmed something

[quote] The butt implants are still there, I think, but possibly were swapped out for a smaller set.

Didn't you see the current ones at the video linked above of her on the parallel bars? How could those be any larger? She's already in Rafael Alancar territory.

Guy Ritchie must look at those photos and be so relieved he got the hell; away from her.

Guy is the reason she became like this. He really did a number on her self esteem.

Slightly off topic but the reply to the question posted at r65 where one lady just laughs at her relative with dementia occasionally taking all her clothing off was actually kind of touching. I've dealt with relatives who had massive mental decline, sometimes you just have to start laughing it off and doing your best.

I wish she would stop it.

How long before a sex tape “leaks”?

Look at meeeeeeeeee! Blech.

Please R34, DO NOT give her any ideas.

I think she is kind of mourning for her career the last several years, which may explain some of her bizarre behavior. It would be very unusual for a pop music star to still be #1 on the charts (or #1 in the hearts and minds of young, pop music fans) at 63 years of age, but that must be hard to accept for someone who has seen the highest levels of success and fame.

The (likely ill-fated) bio pic seems like more of the same "late career crisis" from her, just fondly looking backward while otherwise playing around aimlessly with her social media for attention.

I love Madonna, but she needs new management and handlers immediately.

Or she’s a woman now in her 60s who can’t accept that she’s now in her 60s…

I hope her Madame X doc. focuses on the behind-the- scenes drama of why it was such a trainwreck, and not just a rehash of musical numbers.

She said Madame X is making new music lmao

This is one of the many reasons why I love Joan Crawford. She was beautiful woman. Then she got to a certain age, saw a bad photo of herself and then stayed in the house.

Lol yes old women should hide themselves

What an inaccurate portrait you paint of Joan Crawford.

The pic at R74 is dismaying. And not only because the ill-fitting trench coat and trampy accessories do nothing for her.

It's not just NOT a first-rate Madonna.

It's a picture of a third-rate Gwen Stefani imitator.

She is perilously close to Brasílian plastic surgery addict territory

She really wants to show her pussy. Just do Sex 2. But she probably knows that no publisher would want to distribute it. Not because of the sexual images but because she looks freakish and it wouldn't be purchased by their desired demographics.

[Quote] Guy is the reason she became like this. He really did a number on her self esteem.

Curious for more detail on that, R78. I always hated his movies.

I don’t believe that. She was the abusive one. Not him.

She unironically looks great. I love old insane plastic bimbo whores who barely look human. Angelyne, Amanda Lepore, Pete Burns. I hope she doesn't stop. I hate the ones who only go halfway and won't commit to being disposable human freaks.

Madonna was nuts before Guy Richie. Psycho fraus need to stop blaming men for absolutely everything.

R97 I know someone who had a work conference recently and said we need to start holding women to the same standards as men and stop blaming men for everything, and hold women accountable too.

He got chewed out by women.

More biggie like Larissa's

R86 - its clear now why that theatre tour got such horrendous reviews.

"know someone who had a work conference recently and said we need to start holding women to the same standards as men and stop blaming men for everything, and hold women accountable too."

How moronic. Women get held to higher standards all the time.

R101 he’s saying women need to be held accountable more. It’s always “men ain’t shit” yada yada but we never hold women accountable for their shit.

R101. No they don't, honey, especially since diversity initiatives became corporate standards. Female numbskulls can get their foot in the door in ways that idiot men just cannot. Dumb people in corporate settings always think they are being oppressed or treated unfairly, when in reality they were hired not for their wits, smarts, or productivity, but because the company needs to tic off a box to keep the lawyers happy.

Eh I really don't care. If she's happy, its okay. I cannot be offended by softcore nudes.

But...I believe her divorce did a number on her self steem. She probably thought Guy was the one.

She needs to do the same as Demi Lavato: LAY OFF THE DAMN SOCIAL MEDIA AND STOP BEING AN ATTENTION WHORE.

Lay low for awhile. Stop with the stupid posts. Be the queen you were meant to be and stop shopping for attention. Seriously.

Doubt it, she's probably just photographically "putting them out there," like she has always done with those girls of hers in all other aspects and relationships in her life.

Maybe it wasn't Guy per se but her reaction to the breakdown of that marriage destroyed her mentally, emotionally and definitely physically, along with turning 50 and the horizon of Lady Gaga and the ushering in of new, younger divas. It also hurt her financially.

I've been a fan since 1983 and she hasn't been the same since 2008. Once she got those chipmunk cheeks, I knew it was over. It personified a change in her not only physically but mentally and career-wise. The desperation was starting to show and it's only increased with each year.

Yikes, R74! She has the Rodrigo Alves perpetually unhealed fat face features. A grotesque attempt at beauty that leaves you thinking of a robot with a silicone attempt at human features. And I'm a long time fan. So gross. Can't somebody stop her?

On her Insta recently, there was a video with one of the twins and the child looked scared. Nervous and uncomfortable being around a raging addict. Kids pick it up. Tragic.

Those boobs are HUGE compared to her other photos...like 2 cup sizes bigger. Even if she holds them together, those tits have been enhanced. Either that or some weird filter i'm unaware of.

I think two tits bought Madonna's head.

Guy is an utter homophobic douchebag and treated her like crap, any "abuse" Madonna gave him is completely justified. That's not to say Madonna isn't a nasty piece of work in her own way but the divorce is when she really went off the deep end. I think she came to the realization that he was the last as far as romantic partners go and she just couldn't handle it.

I know Madonna's always been conscious of her looks and image for years but along with that, her incredible work ethic and creativity tempered that. But now it's like she spends more time taking selfies and going to her plastic surgeon than focus on her career. The obsession with her looks has really increased. I can't keep up with all her procedures because every time she posts something it looks like she's had another tune-up.

Why is she ‘making new music’ under the Madame X name. I thought she was was done with that, except to release the concert stream.

Bullshit R97. She may have been a bitch but she was anything but nuts. She was focused, ruthless, and savvy. Her behavior before Guy and after Guy is night and day.

i definitely know the difference between C cups (her earlier photos) and DDs. She got some implants or edited it.

Agreed. There is B.G and A.G. with Madonna.

Then her music got hacked and leaked and it was one thing after another but she was really rattled by the divorce. She thought they were one big happy family.

You guys are forgetting she gained about 25 lbs. if anything, her waist is photoshopped to cartoonish proportions.

She’s always had big knockers and knows how to work that cleavage to her full advantage.

R117 Not THAT big

She looks amazingly fresh, youthful and beautiful lately. I’d she gonna show up at the MTV VMAs and Met Gala this year?

Madonna saw how she looked in much of the Confessions era: Scrawny. She decided to have cheekbones installed/injected. And it's all grown from there.

Nope, implants given how she has been doing quite a bit with plastic surgery.

She reminds me of Britney, actually. They both think they are still sexy and saleable.

I have DDs and i know what they look like r117

Is this photo real? She went full late period Ekberg at one stage then.

I feel kind of sad for her.

I feel like maybe her greedy children are forcing her to do these photo shoots.

These are not the pictures of the Madonna I know.

Et tu Jesus r124?

I kind of think she is suffering from a personality disorder at this point. She is well beyond the age where one would have to prove they are sexy. Cher did it for awhile but (i think) hung it up after some point. it's kind of ridic at this point. Nobody is looking for Madonna vaginas or tits. Just go on and do adoption work for underprivileged children and stop this nonsense.

I don’t know how you all didn’t see this happening.

Her entire persona was built around her appearance and sexuality. She used sexuality to push boundaries and make headlines. She is the superstar she is because of all this, not just her music. She knew what she was doing.

You think someone like that is gonna age gracefully and act her age? No. The sex pot who was considered a pop star bombshell doesn’t wanna lose that image.

She isn’t the first to be like this and won’t be the last.

Her image involved more than sex. She was a ballad queen at times as well. And then there was the Earth Mother and English Rose phase.

A ballad Queen?! 😂😂😂😂😂

This Used to Be My Playground (Used to beeeeee!)

She had a few hit ballads and still wasn’t taken seriously. Take A Bow… watch the video. Just because it’s a ballad doesn’t mean it wasn’t sexualized. That was her image.

Crazy For You? Live To Tell?

Pop ballads. Not taken seriously.

She at least got a Grammy nod for Crazy For You.

As opposed to folk ballads? Blues ballads?

She was raped when she was young.

That's not a secret.

A lot of her "in your face" sexual representation was an attempt to take control of her own sexuality which is not unusual for rape/abuse victims. But it never quite works out that way. And if you've spent the entirety of your adult life trying to "control" something that was out of your control in the first place, you tend to spin out. Especially as you age.

I do have sympathy for her, which is especially difficult given how unapologetically unsympathetic she's been.

In that respect, she reminds me of Charlie Sheen.

A ballad from someone like Whitney was received with applause and standing ovations. Madonna was seen as nothing more than a pop tart. That’s it. You all try to rewrite her history, but she was never seen as anything more than a controversial over-sexed hot blonde pop tart. Things you all say about artists like Britney was said about her 15 years before Britney. “She can’t sing, she can’t dance” etc.

It wasn’t until Ray of Light that people finally took her a bit more serious and saw some growth. Even then she wasn’t considered a “vocalist”.

Crazy for You, Live to Tell, This Used to Be My Playground, Take a Bow were #1s. I'll Remember #2. You'll See, Don't Cry For Me Argentina were Top 10. Oh Father, Rain, You Must Love Me, The Power of Goodbye were Top 20 songs.

Not a bad run.

Cool. But she still added a hint of sexuality to many of those videos.

This might have been manipulated by her enemies.

Gretchen, stop trying to make 'Madonna' happen, it's NOT going to happen!

Madonna comes from Andy Warhol school of fame. Her talent is performing and creating a highly visualized consumable product. All of her attempts to be seen as a pure singing talent have been laughable.

[quote]All of her attempts to be seen as a pure singing talent have been laughable.

She won a Golden Globe (not one of the ones pictured in the OP) for playing Evita. She got support from some of the critics at the time as well.

[quote]she still added a hint of sexuality to many of those videos.

Hmmn. If you measure "a hint" by showing an ounce of cleavage for a few seconds, sure. That isn't really fair though, is it? Her videos for the aforementioned ballads have been pretty chaste by and large (Crazy for You, Live to Tell, Oh Father, This Used to Be My Playground, I'll Remember, Rain, You'll See, Don't Cry for Me Argentina, You Must Love Me)

[quote]She was raped when she was young.

I actually didn't know that, and I grew up listening to her music. That can have quite an impact on a person (which is an underestimate). I can't really judge her. I've never been raped.

There is nothing quite as enjoyable as some good ganja and a Madonna thread on DL.

Bustin' out all over.

Funny, the “this isn’t the Madonna we know” crowd. This is Madonna as she always has been. Minor talent, not very smart, lacking in self awareness and humor, maybe you guys have finally wizened up?

I know it's naïve of me but I thought Madonna once had a shot at ageing well, if not in terms of her personality. She had the sort of face that could have become more interesting and attractive with age. Instead she chose to become some plastic surgeon's cash cow.

Yeah, Madonna always had great bone structure and beautiful eyes.

She really messed with those with the chipmunk cheeks, fillers and eye work.

I miss her old face.

Why did she have butt cheeks implanted in her face?

[quote]Funny, the “this isn’t the Madonna we know” crowd. This is Madonna as she always has been. Minor talent, not very smart, lacking in self awareness and humor, maybe you guys have finally wizened up?

We know. We just don't care. Why are you operating under the assumption that we do? I care more about Johnny Mathis and Barry Manilow. In case you haven't noticed, they are actually gay!

Girls, you're slipping: her breast hasn't been her breast since even before her first facelift. Oops, I mean since the horse incident, yes, the horse incident in August 2005. You do know that her mother died at a very young age of breast cancer and she did what Angelina did which was to shave it off completely then had it reconstructed with implants. Yes there is some maintenance, but it's fairly low maintenance compared to the original surgeries: they change the implants if needed and they gently lift what age conspired with gravity to add since the last surgical intervention. No big deal.

Are those her Golden Globes?

I can’t believe Madonna ever showed up with ripe ass like that. She is so fucking crazy.

She's 63 years old.

She has always had a personality disorder. She’s also emotionally retarded.

She may or may not have fucked with her tits as she’s fat now.

She’s got a gut now.

[quote] She was raped when she was young.

She was forced to give a blow job in New York at knifepoint which she used for publicity after Lady Gaga came out about her rape. When it comes to Madonna you have to question any story she tells. She’s a pathological liar. Furthermore, her Sex book was full of rape fantasies. She even supports Roman Polanski.

R156 this. I know people who don’t believe her (or GaGa)

What in the fuck. Jessica Rabbit looks like more of a real human being than Madonna does now.

Notice how she capitalizes "My Birthday," "Art" and "Motherfuckers."

As an editor, I've learned you get a lot of insight into people's worldviews by how they apply capitalization (if they failed to learn proper usage).

Social media killed the video star

I always said Internet killed the Video Star r160 😂

Madonna could have aged gracefully and even attractively. A woman in her 60s who is in shape, has plenty of money for the best clothes, hair, and cosmetics, and lightly touches surgical procedures can look fabulous. But Madonna has never done anything gracefully when you think about it.

Madonna spoke about being raped long before Gaga. So just stop.

And the person who suggested above that forcing oral sex at knifepoint is not rape is terrifying.

How Madonna could look. She'd still receive your ire, of course.

Yep, if she aged like her sisters into an old Italian lady, people here would say it was such a shame she didn't take care of herself like Cher did, that she could have died young and become a legend, that she could at least try to maintain her looks, etc.

She couldn't win with the public either way but from my vantage point she made the wrong choice. I hate seeing people mutilate themselves in a deranged attempt to keep the ravages of time away with their bank accounts.

So we're at the point in this insane world where Madonna is now a equivalent in thirst, mindless exhibitionism and irrelevancy to Britney Speers?

I don't think she's made the wrong choice. She's had bad work. If she had work that looked like Debbie Harry's, there would be a chorus of "Yassssss Queeeeeen!"

^ Spears.

Neither Madonna or Britney are irrelevant. Their tabloid appeal is eternal.

R170 I was just about to post that neither is irrelevant

Relevance is relative. Relevant to what?

Britney has been relevant to pop culture and the news cycle recently by driving headlines about conservatorships and getting people interested in human rights for disabled people in the U.S. just by being one of them.

I don't know what Madonna is relevant to right now. A couple of generations of us grew up with her presented as the queen of pop and so there'll always be a lingering nostalgic interest as well as a morbid kind of interest about whether she'll escape the tragic endings of MJ, Whitney and Prince. Otherwise, she's not a leading cultural figure in the US right now.

[quote] She still looks ripely fuckable to me. Total MILF!

Madge the MILF - the newest porno brought to you by Brazzers

I think tying her neediness to be raped is a big stretch. There are a lot of needy attention whores who have never gone through that.

Her neediness is clear. Her mother 'abandoned her' by dying at a young age and her father 'abandoned her' by mourning and then marrying a replacement for her mother. She has always talked about that candidly. It's what she has in common with Rosie O'Donnell and both are needy control freaks.

To get attention I must always be the clown.

She looks really really good I must admit. The face, the body the skin 👍👍

I am youthful, I am beautiful 🤡

Losing a parent at a young age and being sexually assaulted will fuck you up no matter how rich, smart or successful you are. Those things will haunt you.

What has that got to do with bad plastic surgery? Madonna had good plastic surgery at one point.

Yes, it was just a little graft from Trump's ass.

I'm not surprised she hasn't had injectable silicone/saline ports installed or had a self cleaning self tightening vaginal implant put in.

What makes you think she hasn't gotten a new vagina?

Bitch stole my act.

[quote] Madonna spoke about being raped long before Gaga. So just stop.

She pulled it out of her baboon ass again the minute she saw Gaga getting press for it. Sit down, fag.

[quote] Losing a parent at a young age and being sexually assaulted will fuck you up no matter how rich, smart or successful you are. Those things will haunt you.

Spare us. Her family confirmed she was this way before her mother croaked. She was a born sociopath.

[quote] She still looks ripely fuckable to me. Total MILF!

Honey, she’s on her way to 64. She wishes she could be categorized as a MILF. She’s in granny territory.

[quote]She said Madame X is making new music lmao

Lord, I hope she isn’t working with the producers she worked with on her last album. Never heard such garbage.

[quote]Honey, she’s on her way to 64. She wishes she could be categorized as a MILF. She’s in granny territory.

She’s going to go into full meltdown mode when Lourdes or Rocco make her a grandma.

I appreciate the experimentalism of her latest album. She pushed the boundaries of her artistry. Unfortunately, she has a pop-level personal depth and her attempt at avant-garde poetic expression failed. A for ambition and intention, B- for overall execution, D for lyricism (generously).

The way her voice sounds on her recordings these days is the major problem.

[quote] She pulled it out of her baboon ass again the minute she saw Gaga getting press for it. Sit down, fag.

As if everything Lady Gaga says is authentic and true. If you want to talk about desperation for clicks, thy name is Gaga.

I'm getting the queasy feeling this new doc. will be just trying to prove Madame X was a brilliant idea. And recording new music by 'her' will be welcomed by the masses.

She's beating a dead pussy.

Silicone Breast Plate but those lips? God they are blown up

Queasy? No one will force you to watch it.

Madame X will go down as an album that was misunderstood.

The misogyny and ageism of our society prevented them from seeing and hearing what a true masterpiece Madame X is.

The chains of patriarchy must be broken so that people can appreciate Madame X for what it is... a work of art!!

R189 Not if Rocco or Lourdes's partner is African-American. Then she can use the baby as the perfect fashion accessory. She might even use him or her as a prop in a magazine spread accompanying an article regarding her latest re-invention phase. Basically a retread of Lourdes's birth during the RoL Era.

What I find fucked up more than her alleged new tits which look more like creatively placed elbows than saggy knockers no one would go and deliberately pay for (duh, cunts) is how some of you bitches here give her shit for AGING, which every single one of you cunts have done as your crepe-ish arms with liver spotted finger typing shit about her on your busted laptops, or that you younger ATTENTION SEEKING WHORES check her for doing something you will also do. Get fucking old while standing on the world’s front lawn.

It happens to every single one of us. And as a woman who never needed any surgery because I was pretty enough and once had a BANGING BODY, I can attest that you will do STUPID SHIT when literally standing in place and traveling south despite the standstill, because time is the cruelest cunt of all and that bitch is NEVER EVER LATE and waits for no one.

She’s in a more unique situation than most of us regular gals, because she’s famous. Or more specifically, her body, her face and all that’s wrapped up in constructing image versus imagery, is her bread and butter, when looking at this practically, and psychologically? SURELY that is very very unique head trip that I am not personally privy to, nor do I envy it, as I am sure it adds on entirety crazed levels of complexities that most do not fare well, on the brightest of Spring days.

Feel me?

Saying her marriage to an abusive man cunt like Ritchie fucked her up, and then continuing to break her down as he (according to some here) did, is cruel AF and unnecessary.

Yeah. There’s an entire wasps’ nest of crazy in that noggin’ of hers, and I may not personally agree with some of her very PERSONAL choices when it comes to PERSONAL decisions like being a happy homemaker with a miserable asshole I married in a Scottish castle, however, no one here is living in a glass house, because DL is the open air, no glass barriers to be seen, house everyone here has lived in, in one way or another for being seen as some sort of freak not worthy of human dignity.

Let her make an ass of herself and perhaps be dignified enough to understand that while the body declines, the freak who lives inside of that body is still there, and even old fucks with saggy balls and wobbly knees wanna get freaky and get off on their scene.

I’m so sick of old fucks telling other old fucks that being old means we can’t have fun. That we have to put it away and if we don’t we’ve lost something when the truth is most of us were losing that precious “thing” and weren’t too concerned in finding it by many nightstands or under the various beds of those we woke up with when we were younger, who’s names we didn’t even fucking know.

Why not celebrate the fact that someone else is trying to tell you all something. Life ain’t over until you’re six feet under. So do whatever the fuck you wanna do while you can still do it and don’t be ashamed of doing whatever that is, because someday you will never do it again.

Fuck Guy Ritchie and all of you queens on here who tear women of all types and of all ages down when we have ALWAYS supported your firm or saggy asses through the decades, no matter what.

Go get your freak on madge. Therapy ain’t for everybody and neither are knitting needles. I gotcha. 😘

R198, dear? Consider switching to decaf.

R198: What a tedious, sanctimonious, and bitter rant. Did you get lost on your way to Celebitchy, frau?

Newsflash: Other celebs Madonna's age and older don't get the amount of crap she does. The reason is because people like Dolly Parton and Cher have likeable qualities. They may go overboard with cosmetic alterations, but these things are overlooked because they have the public's goodwill. Madonna is a consistently remorseless cunt. She stepped on people and used others on the way up. Now that she's going down, not too many people are going to feel sorry for her self-absorption and endless narcissism. It's called karma and Madonna earned it

And don't think I direct this attitude only to ageing women who should know better. For decades, I thought Hugh Hefner was a desperate and pathetic man. He embodied the saying: "There's no fool like an old fool."

The following women have aged gracefully with class and with dignity intact:

Cher

Bernadette Peters

Marisa Berenson

Sophia Loren

Raquel Welch

The following need to face reality:

Madonna

Angelyne (as much as I love her)

Brenda Dickson (It's more than likely Hell will freeze over first)

Gwen Stefani (Only if she's still pretending to be a 20 something pretending to be a teenager a decade or two from now)

Who the fuck cares. As gay men we are not obligated to lap up anything Madonna squeezes out in a last ditch desperate effort to remain relevant. She should take the cue of others and age gracefully but she's so loaded up with plastic and burnt hair and fake tits we don't even know if she's still human. Let her fade into obscurity and remember when she was actually relevant. She's never been that great of a singer, she's shit as an actress, just let us remember her as her PR team portrayed her back when her body parts were real and she wasn't grasping for social security checks.

[quote]...She's already in Rafael Alancar territory.

Oy, he's looking a little rough lately. I saw him in Hell's Kitchen (still overrun with whores) last week, and his dyed hair and big fake butt ain't what they used to be!

Oh my God. Took some time to review her oeuvre. I feel like Donald Sutherland in "The Inversion of the Body Snatchers."

The reason she's behaving this way is because she has seen it all and found every spiritual, financial, sexual and domestic role trope to be unfounded. I her current state, she cannot connect to human life.

DL. She can't reinvent because she believes in nothing but IG, IMs, Twitter, and Facebook. Sorry, I feel she is in Charlie Sheen out there territory.

I'm feeling a little sick right now. Even as I listen to her music.

There's just no good explanation for the lyrics to this song unless she bought the song from a Portuguese lyricist and then translated the lyrics using Google Translate.

[quote] I will be gay if the gay are burned. I will be Africa if Africa is shut down. I'll be Israel if they are incarcerated. I'll be Native Indian if the Indian is taken. I'll be a woman if she is raped and her heart is taken.

Her lyrics have been clumsy before, but these are practically a joke.

It’s almost like Madonna’s fans have woken up from a 30 year and realized what the rest of us knew 30 years ago: shallow no talent fraud who got lucky,

Madonna has a lot of talented; it's just limited. She's a great conceptual performance artist, a good dancer, she worked to improve her voice beyond competent to become pretty good for many years, and she's got good judgment for sounds/producers and lyrics that make a successful pop song. She's a terrible lyricist, and she has a rotten personality.

Second hand embarrassment

[quote] She still looks ripely fuckable to me. Total MILF! Honey, she’s on her way to 64. She wishes she could be categorized as a MILF. She’s in granny territory.

Maybe we should refer to her as MILF adjacent

Lola looks like Trog.

Madonna was seen leaving the Cheap Tits Store the last day of their close-out sale

What kills me is Madonna is capable of making more than the fluff she’s been doing.

I wish she would work with some indie producers.

I was listening to the demo version of Elvis Depressedly’s “We Can Be Loved In This World” and I could envision Madonna singing.

Or Cottonwood Firing Squad’s “Post Modern Fade”. They’re very much in the vein of “American Life”.

An album produced by Tame Impala would be awesome as well. I can hear Madonna doing a song like “Is It True?”.

But she wants to make pop fluff B-list pop singers are making. 15 years ago she’d have worked with Tame Impala or Elvis Depressedly. Not today.

r197 mixed race babies are like the Channel of babies.

No, she just figured out how to turn her head completely around. It’s really her glued on ass

[quote]I wish she would work with some indie producers.

She tried that. It doesn't work. Madonna was all smoke and mirrors controlled by people who knew what they were doing. Liz Rosenberg was the last one holding everything together. Now you're seeing Madonna on her own and it ain't pretty.

When has she tried indie producers? She’s very much been mainstream since “Hard Candy”, usually using producers who’ve already scored hits on Billboard or past producers.

The other issue too is there’s plenty of artists out who do Madonna better than Madonna at this stage.

I remember how disappointed I was in “MDNA” and then Little Boots put out the “Nocturnes” album out and it’s like oh wow this is the album Madonna should have released. Just listen to the song “Satellite” it has Madonna written all over it lol.

I think she went downhill when she left electronic music behind and opted more for “pop dance” that you hear on the radio.

I don’t know

Just saw a clip of her on the VMAs. Dressed like a street walker. Breast and ass implants on full display. Shouting "motherfuckers" and almost stumbling in her Louboutin heels (either due to age and/or booze and pills) before turning and sashaying away and showing us her botched ass implants. So tired and predictable.

Chanel, you fat whore.

R218, disgusting. My eyes!!!

There's messy...and then there's MESSY.

Pics/vid or it didn't happen.

Here you go 221.

Oh wow. She seemed really uncertain, verbally and physically.

Thanks, r222.

Notice how she repeated her first two sentences?😳 Mess.😑

The VMA footage is going to be awesome for her death package B-roll!!! We can move into the “sad last days montage” right after!!

Can we get together? I really really wanna be with you! 🤮

But what does she do to her BODY?!

Get fillers all over it? There is not one bit of crepe or sag. Tight and plump. Howwwww?!?!

Must be some new technique. Not just filters.

What are you talking about? We haven't got pics of Madge alighting from her vehicle like Wendy Williams recently.

What part of the word IMPLANTS do you not understand, r228?

Doing all of that to your body is not just mental illness, it's also disrespect for your body. Why would you put all of that shit in your body? She's disgusting.

She dressed tonight like Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, and she staggered around the stage like Foster Brooks.

She's receiving mostly praise on twitter so far for her display of her taut and plump ass, as if it were somehow natural.

She's well beyond Jocelyn Wildenstein territory. She has now entered Lady Cassandra territory. David and Mercy will wheel her everywhere and spray her with MDNA Rose Mist every 5 seconds to keep her from drying out and in order to stay in the will.

R233 is correct. I laughed when I saw the clip at R222, only to see all these posts on Twitter, etc. praising her "sexy, bold, confident look."

Madge has created an elaborate (and no doubt, expensive) echo chamber in social media. She's got flying monkeys and bots and paid followers who say worshipful things about her increasingly alarming appearance and behavior. It would all be dumb and harmless (and laughable) but I think it will end badly for her.

The entertainment press seems to be playing along, but then most of them are idiots with no sense of ethics whatsoever.

Procedures are expected nowadays.

Her body looked nice a few years ago when she dialed down on the extreme workouts and softened up. A breast lift and small implants, fine. She had a great ass before! I was also disappointed in Lisa Vanderpump when she got her ass done. It reeks of desperation on older (white) women.

Whoa - those be some massive jugs, juggernauts to be sure.

No, on these ass implants. Cardi, Nicki and MeganTheeStallion, Kardashians don't even have nice asses. Just big globby shaking masses. Think of Monro, there was a voluptuous yet pert ass.

At the MTV awards she needed bigger pants. Her butt was just cellulite.

I wonder if she has ever been to me.

I really have an affection for this late-cray Madonna era.

She seems so fun now.

Ab-Fab-esque.

When you look at the perfectionism of Vogue, she was so businesslike then.

With her new implants she never has to wear a lifejacket ever again. She can also now cut diamonds with her nipples. It's only a matter of time before she starts mixing embalming fluid into her fillers. Then she'll be more well preserved than Eva Peron's body.

An absolute joke. Full real housewife face achieved