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Is Putin ugly?

Is Putin ugly?

by Anonymousreply 71September 17, 2021 12:32 AM

Yes. AND he's a Libra. I can't believe so many people are so afraid of a fucking Libra. I love a Libra genuinely, but...no.

by Anonymousreply 1September 9, 2021 4:59 AM

He's masculine, and that makes up for a lot.

by Anonymousreply 2September 9, 2021 5:00 AM

He's about a 4.

by Anonymousreply 3September 9, 2021 5:09 AM

^On a 100 scale.

by Anonymousreply 4September 9, 2021 5:19 AM

Do bears shit in the woods? He's got close set beady eyes, and he's a dwarf. Rofl.

by Anonymousreply 5September 9, 2021 5:19 AM

Yes. He's short and has an overbite and comb-over.

by Anonymousreply 6September 9, 2021 5:22 AM

He certainly sets Donald's heart a racin' for some reason. He's just another clown with a cult.

by Anonymousreply 7September 9, 2021 9:47 AM

Since when is being a secretive, sneaky pot-stirrer masculine? I mean he’s not feminine either. He embodies none of the positive traditionally gendered traits and all of the negative ones. He’s a bully all up in everybody’s business, trying to cause trouble through gossip and intrigue.

And yes, he’s hideous.

No amount of shirtless horse pictures is going to cure any of that.

by Anonymousreply 8September 9, 2021 10:18 AM

If he”s not then there’s hope for us all.

(Yes, he’s ugly. Very).

by Anonymousreply 9September 9, 2021 10:21 AM

Not even AWG. Fug.

by Anonymousreply 10September 9, 2021 10:22 AM

A visible pillowface at 6 is not masculine and it says a lot about his character.

by Anonymousreply 11September 9, 2021 10:25 AM

No. But he's aged slightly less terribly than other Russians. Likely due to not being addicted to Krokodil and his Vodka being pure rather than moonshine laced with petrol.

by Anonymousreply 12September 9, 2021 10:26 AM

“Putin beautiful! Look like Hitler.”

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by Anonymousreply 13September 9, 2021 12:12 PM

For all of the macho attributes people try to give Putin he’s really just another chinless wonder.

by Anonymousreply 14September 9, 2021 12:25 PM

Putin is so ugly inside that it leaks to the outside.

by Anonymousreply 15September 9, 2021 12:27 PM

he's disgusting

by Anonymousreply 16September 9, 2021 12:32 PM

He was disgusting even before the frozen-putty-face cosmetic surgeries. He looks like the Butter Cow at the Iowa State Fair when the temperature in the room goes up to 70 degrees in the exhibit room.

by Anonymousreply 17September 9, 2021 12:46 PM

He looks like a potato with slitty eyes and lips.

by Anonymousreply 18September 9, 2021 12:48 PM

He looks like Hitler's henchman Reinhard Heydrich

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by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2021 3:32 PM

He looks like a bug.

by Anonymousreply 20September 9, 2021 5:32 PM

An evil man for sure but I don't think he's ugly. He looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz. I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 21September 9, 2021 6:04 PM

[quote]I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

Yes, probably at gunpoint.

by Anonymousreply 22September 9, 2021 6:07 PM

Not my type but I don't think he's ugly.

by Anonymousreply 23September 9, 2021 6:20 PM

Sometimes ugly can still be hot. My instincts tell me that sex with him (and his tiny penis) would be brief and unsatisfying.

by Anonymousreply 24September 9, 2021 6:23 PM

He was definitely my mother's type. My dad was Russian & she did love a Ruskie. If she had been alive, the first time she would have seen him on that horse, she would have been calling me up to drive her to the airport for her trip to Moscow. My dad at age 39, she was in her 30's. She was a total babe. Putin would have been like catnip to her.

by Anonymousreply 25September 9, 2021 6:27 PM

He would best be described as...weasely.

by Anonymousreply 26September 9, 2021 6:30 PM

He's no Boris Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 27September 9, 2021 6:37 PM

Do you really need to ask?

by Anonymousreply 28September 9, 2021 6:39 PM

I think he's heavenly.

by Anonymousreply 29September 9, 2021 8:23 PM

Putin is the unmasculine man's masculine man. He has a certain (studied, almost certainly...remember this guy came out of the KGB) swagger but at the same time he suffers from probably the one main personality trait that will drain any straight man of masculine allure: vanity.

His face is so over-stuffed, his skin pulled so tight and his photo ops with various Russian wildlife and landscapes so highly choreographed! None of it speaks to authentic masculinity. Putin is what happens when a decently smart dude realizes he doesn't have 'it' - or any of the raw materials that constitute 'it' - and then sets out to do what he can to achieve 'it' in less-straightforward ways. There's a reason that whole Maga/incel/red pill crowd idolize this guy - because they wouldn't know actual manliness if it slapped them in their soft, fleshy faces.

by Anonymousreply 30September 9, 2021 9:01 PM

Do you think the whole horse thing is an intentional attempt to get people to associate him with Catherine the Great? Because that’s what I think of when I see those pictures.

by Anonymousreply 31September 9, 2021 9:48 PM

[quote] I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

Russian women don't orgasm. They sneer and make guttural sounds before rushing off to Clinique counter.

by Anonymousreply 32September 9, 2021 9:57 PM

He's not attractive but he never looks like a slob. That's the only kind thing I can say about him.

by Anonymousreply 33September 9, 2021 10:06 PM

He's good looking...for an middle aged Russian.

by Anonymousreply 34September 9, 2021 10:09 PM

Pretty is as pretty does.

by Anonymousreply 35September 9, 2021 10:52 PM

He looks EXACTLY like a bull terrier!!!

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by Anonymousreply 36September 9, 2021 11:18 PM

I always laugh when I see documentaries about Heydrich. They talk about how handsome he was. No! He was considered to be the Aryan “ideal”, when in reality he was as ugly as sin. Oddly shaped head with slits for eyes, a hook nose and an ungainly giraffe like build, including unfortunately wide hips. The Nazis were nothing if not deluded.

by Anonymousreply 37September 10, 2021 12:43 PM

R37 I so totally agree!!! Heydrich was nasty looking and had the personality of a psychopath. Some white folks go nuts over blonde hair and blue eyes regardless how it’s packaged.

by Anonymousreply 38September 11, 2021 12:21 AM

да comrades! да!

by Anonymousreply 39September 11, 2021 12:51 AM

Da.

by Anonymousreply 40September 11, 2021 12:55 AM

He's not middle aged. He's 70.

by Anonymousreply 41September 11, 2021 12:58 AM

He's had a lot of work done

by Anonymousreply 42September 11, 2021 1:17 AM

Putin looks like a sleep paralysis demon. There's no way a sane person can honestly and without coercion say they find that monster attractive.

by Anonymousreply 43September 11, 2021 1:23 AM

"they wouldn't know actual manliness if it slapped them in their soft, fleshy faces." - and who embodies that manliness, Biden?? Ahahhahhahaah...

by Anonymousreply 44September 11, 2021 1:34 AM

R44 Not sure about Biden, but for sure not Trump.

by Anonymousreply 45September 11, 2021 1:44 AM

Not attractive and 5'6"

by Anonymousreply 46September 11, 2021 1:47 AM

He was kind of cute when he was younger, but now he's all carb face

by Anonymousreply 47September 11, 2021 1:58 AM

Sometimes I remember Bush's portrait of Putin and crack out laughing in public.

by Anonymousreply 48September 11, 2021 2:56 AM

R47 Filler face, not carb face.

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by Anonymousreply 49September 11, 2021 3:03 AM

You know you want some of this.

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by Anonymousreply 50September 11, 2021 3:09 AM

Like Stalin, Napoleon and other short tyrants, Putin makes up for all his shortcomings by projecting power. Several women have claimed to have orgasmed just by shaking his hand. I'm sure he's pretty content that he inspires such awe and fear worldwide that makes him impossible to ignore. I remember his 5'6" frame somehow managing to overshadow Donald Trump in Helsinki and make him look small and submissive.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 11, 2021 11:59 AM

R49 is right, he's had more work done than a Kardashian. Personally I don't find him sexy or good looking. He has a reptilian aspect IMO.

by Anonymousreply 52September 11, 2021 1:01 PM

R49 he has had a face and necklift, upper & lower eyelids and some soft tissue refinement of his nose. It is top quality work, but he is not a handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 53September 11, 2021 2:29 PM

“Putin look perfect like Brad Pitt! He look stronG like-a Stalin!!! Putin best looking man in world. Putin give me goat to ride, young slut with only little mental retardation and five bottle vodka!!!”

“Gay love Putin now so Boris get cart for goat to pull.”

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by Anonymousreply 54September 11, 2021 2:33 PM

Vlad is a chess player. Always playing the long game.

by Anonymousreply 55September 12, 2021 2:14 AM

Well, he ain't young and he looks like he's had a lot of work done. Dude's face moves less than Betty White's bowels.

by Anonymousreply 56September 12, 2021 2:26 AM

"He looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz."

Road kill looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz.

by Anonymousreply 57September 12, 2021 6:42 AM

Putin is turd-ugly! There I said it!

by Anonymousreply 58September 12, 2021 10:47 AM

He could look like Simon Nessman and it wouldn’t matter because he is an odio human being.

by Anonymousreply 59September 14, 2021 12:28 PM

Putin has a portrait in his attic so disgusting and so vile, it defies description.

by Anonymousreply 60September 14, 2021 12:42 PM

Vlad's grandfather, Spiridon Putin, was not only a trusted cook for both Lenin and Stalin, but also cooked a few times for Rasputin at the Astoria in St. Petersburg during WW I.

by Anonymousreply 61September 14, 2021 3:08 PM

[quote]Putin has a portrait in his attic so disgusting and so vile, it defies description.

Where's the attic in this palace?

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by Anonymousreply 62September 14, 2021 3:13 PM

Russians have fat uncut cocks so I expect Putin has one too.

by Anonymousreply 63September 14, 2021 4:27 PM

I wonder what the gay scene was like in Soviet times. Did it even exist?

by Anonymousreply 64September 15, 2021 1:14 AM

Are you serious? Russians love to fuck, soviet, schoviet. Perestroika. czarist. You name the time. They like to fuck. I'm slavic I know. Wonder why they wanted all those countries during the cold war? New folk to fuck

by Anonymousreply 65September 15, 2021 1:20 AM

There was no gay culture in Soviet Russia.

by Anonymousreply 66September 16, 2021 2:47 AM

I thought he was kind of hot like 20 years ago but he’s nearly dead now. Plus we know how evil he is.

by Anonymousreply 67September 16, 2021 3:27 AM

Putin wishes he was 5’6”. He wears his cha cha heels whenever he can.

Look at how tiny his feet are, too (at 2:28).

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by Anonymousreply 68September 16, 2021 3:45 AM

Oopsie.

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by Anonymousreply 69September 16, 2021 3:52 AM

oh wow, great post R68, I never knew that.

The photographer who took the footage has now probably met with an accident or poisoned.

by Anonymousreply 70September 16, 2021 3:09 PM

“Putin tall Gay!! Putin as tall as American LeBron Kamenev. Putin taller than Stalin, Lenin, or FDR in wheelchair. You Gay vote for Trump. Gay make a good hate on American Tranny and old man Biden!!! Make a big hate on Black like Joy Reid wear wig like my wife Svetlana the brown bear. Soviet life matter not Black or Tranny, Hay!!!”

“Gay: vote for Trump we get you good Croat slut wench to marry, big boobs, pussy like horse and only three disease. Good pussy for make cure Gay for Putin, I means Trump!”

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by Anonymousreply 71September 17, 2021 12:32 AM
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