Is Putin ugly?

Yes. AND he's a Libra. I can't believe so many people are so afraid of a fucking Libra. I love a Libra genuinely, but...no.

He's masculine, and that makes up for a lot.

He's about a 4.

^On a 100 scale.

Do bears shit in the woods? He's got close set beady eyes, and he's a dwarf. Rofl.

Yes. He's short and has an overbite and comb-over.

He certainly sets Donald's heart a racin' for some reason. He's just another clown with a cult.

Since when is being a secretive, sneaky pot-stirrer masculine? I mean he’s not feminine either. He embodies none of the positive traditionally gendered traits and all of the negative ones. He’s a bully all up in everybody’s business, trying to cause trouble through gossip and intrigue.

And yes, he’s hideous.

No amount of shirtless horse pictures is going to cure any of that.

If he”s not then there’s hope for us all.

(Yes, he’s ugly. Very).

Not even AWG. Fug.

A visible pillowface at 6 is not masculine and it says a lot about his character.

No. But he's aged slightly less terribly than other Russians. Likely due to not being addicted to Krokodil and his Vodka being pure rather than moonshine laced with petrol.

“Putin beautiful! Look like Hitler.”

For all of the macho attributes people try to give Putin he’s really just another chinless wonder.

Putin is so ugly inside that it leaks to the outside.

he's disgusting

He was disgusting even before the frozen-putty-face cosmetic surgeries. He looks like the Butter Cow at the Iowa State Fair when the temperature in the room goes up to 70 degrees in the exhibit room.

He looks like a potato with slitty eyes and lips.

He looks like Hitler's henchman Reinhard Heydrich

He looks like a bug.

An evil man for sure but I don't think he's ugly. He looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz. I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

[quote]I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

Yes, probably at gunpoint.

Not my type but I don't think he's ugly.

Sometimes ugly can still be hot. My instincts tell me that sex with him (and his tiny penis) would be brief and unsatisfying.

He was definitely my mother's type. My dad was Russian & she did love a Ruskie. If she had been alive, the first time she would have seen him on that horse, she would have been calling me up to drive her to the airport for her trip to Moscow. My dad at age 39, she was in her 30's. She was a total babe. Putin would have been like catnip to her.

He would best be described as...weasely.

He's no Boris Johnson.

Do you really need to ask?

I think he's heavenly.

Putin is the unmasculine man's masculine man. He has a certain (studied, almost certainly...remember this guy came out of the KGB) swagger but at the same time he suffers from probably the one main personality trait that will drain any straight man of masculine allure: vanity.

His face is so over-stuffed, his skin pulled so tight and his photo ops with various Russian wildlife and landscapes so highly choreographed! None of it speaks to authentic masculinity. Putin is what happens when a decently smart dude realizes he doesn't have 'it' - or any of the raw materials that constitute 'it' - and then sets out to do what he can to achieve 'it' in less-straightforward ways. There's a reason that whole Maga/incel/red pill crowd idolize this guy - because they wouldn't know actual manliness if it slapped them in their soft, fleshy faces.

Do you think the whole horse thing is an intentional attempt to get people to associate him with Catherine the Great? Because that’s what I think of when I see those pictures.

[quote] I wonder if he's ever made a woman orgasm.

Russian women don't orgasm. They sneer and make guttural sounds before rushing off to Clinique counter.

He's not attractive but he never looks like a slob. That's the only kind thing I can say about him.

He's good looking...for an middle aged Russian.

Pretty is as pretty does.

He looks EXACTLY like a bull terrier!!!

I always laugh when I see documentaries about Heydrich. They talk about how handsome he was. No! He was considered to be the Aryan “ideal”, when in reality he was as ugly as sin. Oddly shaped head with slits for eyes, a hook nose and an ungainly giraffe like build, including unfortunately wide hips. The Nazis were nothing if not deluded.

R37 I so totally agree!!! Heydrich was nasty looking and had the personality of a psychopath. Some white folks go nuts over blonde hair and blue eyes regardless how it’s packaged.

да comrades! да!

Da.

He's not middle aged. He's 70.

He's had a lot of work done

Putin looks like a sleep paralysis demon. There's no way a sane person can honestly and without coercion say they find that monster attractive.

"they wouldn't know actual manliness if it slapped them in their soft, fleshy faces." - and who embodies that manliness, Biden?? Ahahhahhahaah...

R44 Not sure about Biden, but for sure not Trump.

Not attractive and 5'6"

He was kind of cute when he was younger, but now he's all carb face

Sometimes I remember Bush's portrait of Putin and crack out laughing in public.

R47 Filler face, not carb face.

You know you want some of this.

Like Stalin, Napoleon and other short tyrants, Putin makes up for all his shortcomings by projecting power. Several women have claimed to have orgasmed just by shaking his hand. I'm sure he's pretty content that he inspires such awe and fear worldwide that makes him impossible to ignore. I remember his 5'6" frame somehow managing to overshadow Donald Trump in Helsinki and make him look small and submissive.

R49 is right, he's had more work done than a Kardashian. Personally I don't find him sexy or good looking. He has a reptilian aspect IMO.

R49 he has had a face and necklift, upper & lower eyelids and some soft tissue refinement of his nose. It is top quality work, but he is not a handsome man.

“Putin look perfect like Brad Pitt! He look stronG like-a Stalin!!! Putin best looking man in world. Putin give me goat to ride, young slut with only little mental retardation and five bottle vodka!!!”

“Gay love Putin now so Boris get cart for goat to pull.”

Vlad is a chess player. Always playing the long game.

Well, he ain't young and he looks like he's had a lot of work done. Dude's face moves less than Betty White's bowels.

"He looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz."

Road kill looks better than Tom Cotton or Ted Cruz.

Putin is turd-ugly! There I said it!

He could look like Simon Nessman and it wouldn’t matter because he is an odio human being.

Putin has a portrait in his attic so disgusting and so vile, it defies description.

Vlad's grandfather, Spiridon Putin, was not only a trusted cook for both Lenin and Stalin, but also cooked a few times for Rasputin at the Astoria in St. Petersburg during WW I.

[quote]Putin has a portrait in his attic so disgusting and so vile, it defies description.

Where's the attic in this palace?

Russians have fat uncut cocks so I expect Putin has one too.

I wonder what the gay scene was like in Soviet times. Did it even exist?

Are you serious? Russians love to fuck, soviet, schoviet. Perestroika. czarist. You name the time. They like to fuck. I'm slavic I know. Wonder why they wanted all those countries during the cold war? New folk to fuck

There was no gay culture in Soviet Russia.

I thought he was kind of hot like 20 years ago but he’s nearly dead now. Plus we know how evil he is.

Putin wishes he was 5’6”. He wears his cha cha heels whenever he can.

Look at how tiny his feet are, too (at 2:28).

Oopsie.

oh wow, great post R68, I never knew that.

The photographer who took the footage has now probably met with an accident or poisoned.

“Putin tall Gay!! Putin as tall as American LeBron Kamenev. Putin taller than Stalin, Lenin, or FDR in wheelchair. You Gay vote for Trump. Gay make a good hate on American Tranny and old man Biden!!! Make a big hate on Black like Joy Reid wear wig like my wife Svetlana the brown bear. Soviet life matter not Black or Tranny, Hay!!!”

“Gay: vote for Trump we get you good Croat slut wench to marry, big boobs, pussy like horse and only three disease. Good pussy for make cure Gay for Putin, I means Trump!”

Putin is very handsome. Any man would be lucky to ride his dick.

He looks like a dead fish. Yes he is ugly as sin.

Is pussy ugly? YES!

Some of the babooshkas of the steppes think he is a SEX symbol.

Obviously he can't ride properly.

Yes but he'd look even worse if he wasn't well groomed.

I never heard of the KGB having a cavalry regiment. Yes, he's fugly.

I'm like 110% gay, so find a large swath of men acceptable. His masculine energy is a big plus.

R79 = treasonous slut

He has a reptilian look about him since he had all that wok done.

Russian men are usually gorgeous when they're young, but he wasn't even nice looking when he was a boy.