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Let’s Be New England, part II

The first thread is wicked closed.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 10:34 PM

Thanks for reopening this!

by Anonymousreply 1September 7, 2021 6:29 PM

I'm the unpronounceable cities and towns, Billerica, Haverhill, Scituate, Worcester, Gloucester, Leicester, Leominster, Methuen, Waltham, Eastham, Chatham (all using different pronunciations of the "tham"), Nahant, Peobody, etc.

by Anonymousreply 2September 7, 2021 6:38 PM

I'm the misconception that New England is full of wealthy quaint hamlets that put on family musicals at the town Christmas festival.

I'm the real New England of bitter alcoholics that hate everything and everyone. "Why bother living?" is my motto.

Ironically, we are not mutually exclusive.

by Anonymousreply 3September 7, 2021 6:40 PM

I'm the Connecticut panhandle. I'm anything but New England.

by Anonymousreply 4September 7, 2021 6:44 PM

Link to paht 1.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 7, 2021 6:47 PM

I'm the negative population growth in Vermont.

by Anonymousreply 6September 11, 2021 2:57 AM

I'm Cape Cod chips. I'm fucking delicious.

by Anonymousreply 7September 11, 2021 2:58 AM

I'm the drawn butter in little plastic cups.

by Anonymousreply 8September 11, 2021 3:05 AM

Back off R7, you young whippersnapper you. I'm State Line potato chips and I was here first.

by Anonymousreply 9September 11, 2021 4:26 AM

But you're not nearly as good, r9.

by Anonymousreply 10September 11, 2021 5:04 AM

No YOU back off you upstart, I was here before the both of yuz

-Granite State Potato Chips

by Anonymousreply 11September 11, 2021 5:05 AM

I’m chicken broccoli ziti.

by Anonymousreply 12September 11, 2021 1:43 PM

We are water restrictions in the summer and salt shortages in the winter. No one can figure out where to get more of us.

by Anonymousreply 13September 11, 2021 1:54 PM

I’m Sturbridge Village. Like Colonial Williamsburg but with Wuhstuh accents

by Anonymousreply 14September 11, 2021 2:31 PM

I’m hHit Dig Annie’s in Leicester (lesstuh). People drive for miles for my cheap amd delicious dawgs and milk shakes.

by Anonymousreply 15September 11, 2021 3:25 PM

I am an Atlantic lobster (lobstah) with giant claws. These claws taste like rubber, thus making me vastly inferior to Pacific spiny lobsters found in California. However, New Englanders are blissfully unaware of this.

by Anonymousreply 16September 11, 2021 3:43 PM

I am the trustafarians at University of Vermont

by Anonymousreply 17September 11, 2021 4:13 PM

If you visit all 169 towns in Connecticut (and Storrs is not one of them), you get a badge!

by Anonymousreply 18September 11, 2021 4:15 PM

In the North End of Boston, it is no longer Prince Spaghetti Day. But the bitches still want Antony.

by Anonymousreply 19September 11, 2021 4:16 PM

After an unsuccessful four-day manhunt by law enforcement, I'm the ordinary civilian who found the Boston Marathon bomber in my boat.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 12, 2021 2:04 PM

I'm the parking fee for a Boston Harbor cruise. I cost more than the cruise.

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2021 2:57 PM

I’m the part of Connecticut that’s not NEW ENGLAND New England.

by Anonymousreply 22September 14, 2021 3:11 PM

I'm a parking in downtown Boston. I don't exist. The garage charges 40.00 USD per hour.

by Anonymousreply 23September 14, 2021 3:15 PM

I’m canned and then boiled.

by Anonymousreply 24September 14, 2021 3:20 PM

R16 What a stupid thing to post. Nobody believes this.

by Anonymousreply 25September 14, 2021 3:54 PM

I'm the meter maid everyone hates.

by Anonymousreply 26September 14, 2021 10:34 PM
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