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Let’s Be New England, part II
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 8, 2021 3:00 AM |
Thanks for reopening this!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 7, 2021 6:29 PM |
I'm the unpronounceable cities and towns, Billerica, Haverhill, Scituate, Worcester, Gloucester, Leicester, Leominster, Methuen, Waltham, Eastham, Chatham (all using different pronunciations of the "tham"), Nahant, Peobody, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 7, 2021 6:38 PM |
I'm the misconception that New England is full of wealthy quaint hamlets that put on family musicals at the town Christmas festival.
I'm the real New England of bitter alcoholics that hate everything and everyone. "Why bother living?" is my motto.
Ironically, we are not mutually exclusive.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 7, 2021 6:40 PM |
I'm the Connecticut panhandle. I'm anything but New England.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 7, 2021 6:44 PM |
I'm the negative population growth in Vermont.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 11, 2021 2:57 AM |
I'm Cape Cod chips. I'm fucking delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 11, 2021 2:58 AM |
I'm the drawn butter in little plastic cups.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 11, 2021 3:05 AM |
Back off R7, you young whippersnapper you. I'm State Line potato chips and I was here first.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 11, 2021 4:26 AM |
But you're not nearly as good, r9.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 11, 2021 5:04 AM |
No YOU back off you upstart, I was here before the both of yuz
-Granite State Potato Chips
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 11, 2021 5:05 AM |
I’m chicken broccoli ziti.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 11, 2021 1:43 PM |
We are water restrictions in the summer and salt shortages in the winter. No one can figure out where to get more of us.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 11, 2021 1:54 PM |
I’m Sturbridge Village. Like Colonial Williamsburg but with Wuhstuh accents
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 11, 2021 2:31 PM |
I’m hHit Dig Annie’s in Leicester (lesstuh). People drive for miles for my cheap amd delicious dawgs and milk shakes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 11, 2021 3:25 PM |
I am an Atlantic lobster (lobstah) with giant claws. These claws taste like rubber, thus making me vastly inferior to Pacific spiny lobsters found in California. However, New Englanders are blissfully unaware of this.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 11, 2021 3:43 PM |
I am the trustafarians at University of Vermont
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 11, 2021 4:13 PM |
If you visit all 169 towns in Connecticut (and Storrs is not one of them), you get a badge!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 11, 2021 4:15 PM |
In the North End of Boston, it is no longer Prince Spaghetti Day. But the bitches still want Antony.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 11, 2021 4:16 PM |
After an unsuccessful four-day manhunt by law enforcement, I'm the ordinary civilian who found the Boston Marathon bomber in my boat.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 12, 2021 2:04 PM |
I'm the parking fee for a Boston Harbor cruise. I cost more than the cruise.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 14, 2021 2:57 PM |
I’m the part of Connecticut that’s not NEW ENGLAND New England.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 14, 2021 3:11 PM |
I'm a parking in downtown Boston. I don't exist. The garage charges 40.00 USD per hour.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 14, 2021 3:15 PM |
I’m canned and then boiled.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 14, 2021 3:20 PM |
R16 What a stupid thing to post. Nobody believes this.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 14, 2021 3:54 PM |
I'm the meter maid everyone hates.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 14, 2021 10:34 PM |
I’m down cellah (in the basement).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 17, 2021 10:32 PM |
I'm WATAH. Drink me when yahr thistay!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 18, 2021 1:56 AM |
R5 you can’t get there from here
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 8, 2021 3:00 AM |