What Is Ayatollah Khomeini's First Name?

Ruhollah

Barney

Shirley

Rattyhair

Roger!

Liam

Harry

Zayn

Louis

Nial

Capucine

Magilla

Mohammed.

Yabbadabbadoo.

Cody.

Alex

Madison.

Ashante.

Leslie.

It's ALSO a BOY'S name, I swear to Allah!

R3, don’t call me Shirley.

Rebbecah

Ayatollah YouSo

Broom-Dildo

Ursula

Vivian

Rugelach

Blanche

It's Bob

Neely

Nigel.

Baloney.

Vicki Ashlyn

Catelyn.

Gary

I'm not defiling my keyboard by typing it, but I will share that in English it translates as "Sugar Walls."

Nebraska.

JUSTIN

Donald

Debbi

Cosmo.

Can Can

Coco

JonBenet

Karen

Loretta

He’s still dead, you know.

Floyd (the Y is silent)

Smokey Joe

D J Lance

Kenny. His full name is Kenny “Beau” Khomeini, but he thought Ayatollah Khomeini was more Hip-Hop sounding.

Dave

Shaquille “Shakes” Khomeini

JOEL!!!!

Phyllis

Shawanda Louise

Iola

Phoebe.

Cooter Mae

Nipsy

Jesus

Muriel

It’s a man’s name like Marion and Robin.

Ralph

Tallulah.

Ayatollah Tallulah Kohmeini-McGillicuddy

Rapunzel

This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in about a year. Everyone have a great weekend!

Jermajesty

Bart

Ruh-Roh

Lainey.

Lainey Khomeini.

June Bug

L'Queeshah

Brad

Title of my autobiography "Why I ran from Iran."

Shah

His given name is Ruhollah but his friends all call him Cooter.

Mary!

His Name is Barbra.

Bikini Ayatollah Khomeini

r u HOLLA!

Jaydyn

McKayleeigh

Todd

"Whothefucknamedme"

Betty Jo

Rhonda

Apple

Brenda

Shlomo

Debbie

Ayatollah Tyler Khomeini

they spent 4 BILLION dollars on his tomb...............not kidding about this.............it is STILL under construction..............

SharKeisha

Nacho

Homer

Jaxxon

JizzLane

Jughead.

Assahola

Bert

Ruhollah

Chip

Lurleen

Mashugana.

Hyman

Jim-Bob.

Shithead

Ayatollah Al-Redi

"Helena Bonham Carter"

Lyudmilla

R90 he sounds like a diva. I bet when he was alive he demanded bottled water be served to him strictly at room temperature.

No, that cunt was ME!

LaShonnda.

Sue

Orangejello

Or

Lemonjello

MethDamon

Julius

Fred

Mimi

Puscifer

Cletus

Janet

Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty

Guy

Peggy

Ennis

Fletcher

Yolanda

Froy

Vladimir

Delilah-Judith

Rupert

Felicity

Razzmatazz

Lance

Boomer

"Karen"

Neckbone

Penelope

I'm thinking...Biff?

Muriel is going to have a fatwa issued against her before long.

Trudy

Blinky

Misty

Aaliyah

Saroosh

Moonchild

Yourene

C'mon, you KNOW it's Velma.

Google it, or a fatwa will be issued on your fat ass OP

Denise.

Domino

Frodo

Kreacher

Sayyid Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini

Born 17 May 100 in Khomeyn, Sublime State of Persia

Died: 3 June 1989 (aged 89) Tehran, Iran

You got it wrong. It's "Lynda".

R153, he was born in 100? That would make him 1889 when he died—you were off by 800 years! To be honest, he looked even older.

Jeremy

His friends called him "Bubbles".

Timotay

Pickles

Romany

It's Pat!

Waldo.

Tino!

Merv

شیطان

Laserbeam

Evil.

What are his pronuns?

Probably Mohammed.

Hambone

Bennifer

Jedediah

Leslie

Leslie-Rutholah

Monique

Slagathor

Jojo

Hoss

Humberto

Beyonce

Khloe… or maybe Kim… or is it Kourtney?

Sean

He's ruined the name Ruhollah for us so we're going with Breighden instead.

Guillermo

Tootie

Chesty

Mulva

Zsa Zsa

Waltraud

Sue Ann

Cosmo

Marcia

Zebulon

Spike

Miss Iran 1926

Fruma-Sarah

Jolene

Tyrone

Essie Belle

Beanie

Leopold

Chumlee

Duh.

It's Ayatollah.

You can't fool me with your trick questions, OP!!!

Beulah

Fyvush

Pork rind

Porky

Luigi

Sinnamon

Ginger

Lolita

Zippy

Balenciagaaaaaaaaaa!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Turmeric

Tabouleh

Mamie.

Mamie Khomeini.

Debby.

Horace

Javernicus

Shithead

Macaroni

He’s long dead, so you mean “what was his first name?”

I could tell you, but then I'd have to throw you off a roof.

His first and middle names were "Evil Bastard".

Brendad

Ladybug

Binkie

Hansel

He’s so hot right now

My name is Jose Jimenez.

Chuck...Chuckie if you're in his inner circle.

Beverly

Bibsy

Trixie

Fuckface

Mortimer

Full name was Candy Spelling Khomeini, a truly evil name.

Jezebel

Tammy

Poindexter

Ginny

Toad

Mundungus

Bertram

Ken

GOB

Erna

Kellyanne

Cuntessa

Chuckles

Donald

Barry

Fun Bob

Bubba

Killbill

Mephisto

LaTanisTa...

Brendad

Pederast

Shmuel

LaQueefa

MARY!

Moise?

Hiram

Didier

Patricia

Midge

Pork Rind

Mudge

Rumplestiltskin

Scott

Stacy

Fancy

Chonk

Lana

The Assman

Mandingo

Cletus

Angelina

Q'unt

Sandy

Fredrica

Mordecai

Queenie

Liesl

Easy: "Ayatollah!"

You should have asked for his middle name (which is Herbert).

Assahola

Chrysanthemum

Sue.

AudioScience

It was Ellen and now it's Elliot.

Barbra. Not Barbara.

Leroy

Chester.

Nickname- Chet

Pookie