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What Is Ayatollah Khomeini's First Name?

No Googling it.

by Anonymousreply 294September 17, 2021 12:41 PM

Ruhollah

by Anonymousreply 1September 6, 2021 5:30 PM

Barney

by Anonymousreply 2September 6, 2021 5:31 PM

Shirley

by Anonymousreply 3September 6, 2021 5:32 PM

Rattyhair

by Anonymousreply 4September 6, 2021 5:33 PM

Roger!

by Anonymousreply 5September 6, 2021 5:33 PM

Liam

by Anonymousreply 6September 6, 2021 5:34 PM

Harry

by Anonymousreply 7September 6, 2021 5:35 PM

Zayn

by Anonymousreply 8September 6, 2021 5:35 PM

Louis

by Anonymousreply 9September 6, 2021 5:35 PM

Nial

by Anonymousreply 10September 6, 2021 5:35 PM

Capucine

by Anonymousreply 11September 6, 2021 5:36 PM

Magilla

by Anonymousreply 12September 6, 2021 5:42 PM

Mohammed.

by Anonymousreply 13September 6, 2021 5:43 PM

Yabbadabbadoo.

by Anonymousreply 14September 6, 2021 5:55 PM

Cody.

by Anonymousreply 15September 6, 2021 6:02 PM

Alex

by Anonymousreply 16September 6, 2021 6:03 PM

Madison.

by Anonymousreply 17September 6, 2021 6:03 PM

Ashante.

by Anonymousreply 18September 6, 2021 6:07 PM

Leslie.

It's ALSO a BOY'S name, I swear to Allah!

by Anonymousreply 19September 6, 2021 6:09 PM

R3, don’t call me Shirley.

by Anonymousreply 20September 6, 2021 6:15 PM

Rebbecah

by Anonymousreply 21September 6, 2021 6:17 PM

Ayatollah YouSo

by Anonymousreply 22September 6, 2021 6:21 PM

Broom-Dildo

by Anonymousreply 23September 6, 2021 6:23 PM

Ursula

by Anonymousreply 24September 6, 2021 6:26 PM

Vivian

by Anonymousreply 25September 6, 2021 6:30 PM

Rugelach

by Anonymousreply 26September 6, 2021 6:31 PM

Blanche

by Anonymousreply 27September 6, 2021 6:32 PM

It's Bob

by Anonymousreply 28September 6, 2021 6:34 PM

Neely

by Anonymousreply 29September 6, 2021 6:36 PM

Nigel.

by Anonymousreply 30September 6, 2021 6:40 PM

Baloney.

by Anonymousreply 31September 6, 2021 6:41 PM

Vicki Ashlyn

by Anonymousreply 32September 6, 2021 6:42 PM

Catelyn.

by Anonymousreply 33September 6, 2021 6:55 PM

Gary

by Anonymousreply 34September 6, 2021 7:02 PM

I'm not defiling my keyboard by typing it, but I will share that in English it translates as "Sugar Walls."

by Anonymousreply 35September 6, 2021 7:04 PM

Nebraska.

by Anonymousreply 36September 6, 2021 7:25 PM

JUSTIN

by Anonymousreply 37September 6, 2021 7:26 PM

Donald

by Anonymousreply 38September 6, 2021 8:19 PM

Debbi

by Anonymousreply 39September 6, 2021 8:26 PM

Cosmo.

by Anonymousreply 40September 6, 2021 8:30 PM

Can Can

by Anonymousreply 41September 6, 2021 8:33 PM

Coco

by Anonymousreply 42September 6, 2021 8:38 PM

JonBenet

by Anonymousreply 43September 6, 2021 8:41 PM

Karen

by Anonymousreply 44September 6, 2021 8:41 PM

Loretta

by Anonymousreply 45September 6, 2021 8:46 PM

He’s still dead, you know.

by Anonymousreply 46September 6, 2021 8:48 PM

Floyd (the Y is silent)

by Anonymousreply 47September 7, 2021 8:15 AM

Smokey Joe

by Anonymousreply 48September 7, 2021 8:18 AM

D J Lance

by Anonymousreply 49September 7, 2021 8:21 AM

Kenny. His full name is Kenny “Beau” Khomeini, but he thought Ayatollah Khomeini was more Hip-Hop sounding.

by Anonymousreply 50September 7, 2021 8:23 AM

Dave

by Anonymousreply 51September 7, 2021 8:27 AM

Shaquille “Shakes” Khomeini

by Anonymousreply 52September 7, 2021 8:28 AM

JOEL!!!!

by Anonymousreply 53September 7, 2021 5:09 PM

Phyllis

by Anonymousreply 54September 7, 2021 5:21 PM

Shawanda Louise

by Anonymousreply 55September 7, 2021 6:19 PM

Iola

by Anonymousreply 56September 7, 2021 6:26 PM

Phoebe.

by Anonymousreply 57September 7, 2021 6:36 PM

Cooter Mae

by Anonymousreply 58September 11, 2021 1:15 AM

Nipsy

by Anonymousreply 59September 11, 2021 1:20 AM

Jesus

by Anonymousreply 60September 11, 2021 1:31 AM

Muriel

It’s a man’s name like Marion and Robin.

by Anonymousreply 61September 11, 2021 1:51 AM

Ralph

by Anonymousreply 62September 11, 2021 1:54 AM

Tallulah.

Ayatollah Tallulah Kohmeini-McGillicuddy

by Anonymousreply 63September 11, 2021 2:06 AM

Rapunzel

by Anonymousreply 64September 11, 2021 2:21 AM

This is the funniest damn thread I've seen in about a year. Everyone have a great weekend!

by Anonymousreply 65September 11, 2021 2:23 AM

Jermajesty

by Anonymousreply 66September 11, 2021 2:54 AM

Bart

by Anonymousreply 67September 11, 2021 2:55 AM

Ruh-Roh

by Anonymousreply 68September 11, 2021 2:57 AM

Lainey.

Lainey Khomeini.

by Anonymousreply 69September 11, 2021 2:58 AM

June Bug

by Anonymousreply 70September 11, 2021 2:58 AM

L'Queeshah

by Anonymousreply 71September 11, 2021 3:09 AM

Brad

by Anonymousreply 72September 11, 2021 3:44 AM

Title of my autobiography "Why I ran from Iran."

Shah

by Anonymousreply 73September 11, 2021 3:47 AM

His given name is Ruhollah but his friends all call him Cooter.

by Anonymousreply 74September 11, 2021 3:48 AM

Mary!

by Anonymousreply 75September 11, 2021 3:52 AM

His Name is Barbra.

by Anonymousreply 76September 11, 2021 3:54 AM

Bikini Ayatollah Khomeini

by Anonymousreply 77September 11, 2021 3:59 AM

r u HOLLA!

by Anonymousreply 78September 11, 2021 4:01 AM

Jaydyn

by Anonymousreply 79September 11, 2021 4:32 AM

McKayleeigh

by Anonymousreply 80September 11, 2021 4:33 AM

Todd

by Anonymousreply 81September 11, 2021 4:34 AM

"Whothefucknamedme"

by Anonymousreply 82September 11, 2021 4:46 AM

Betty Jo

by Anonymousreply 83September 11, 2021 8:16 AM

Rhonda

by Anonymousreply 84September 11, 2021 8:33 AM

Apple

by Anonymousreply 85September 11, 2021 9:15 AM

Brenda

by Anonymousreply 86September 11, 2021 9:19 AM

Shlomo

by Anonymousreply 87September 11, 2021 9:30 AM

Debbie

by Anonymousreply 88September 11, 2021 9:32 AM

Ayatollah Tyler Khomeini

by Anonymousreply 89September 11, 2021 10:20 AM

they spent 4 BILLION dollars on his tomb...............not kidding about this.............it is STILL under construction..............

by Anonymousreply 90September 11, 2021 10:54 AM

SharKeisha

by Anonymousreply 91September 11, 2021 12:15 PM

Nacho

by Anonymousreply 92September 11, 2021 12:15 PM

Homer

by Anonymousreply 93September 11, 2021 12:15 PM

Jaxxon

by Anonymousreply 94September 11, 2021 12:17 PM

JizzLane

by Anonymousreply 95September 11, 2021 12:18 PM

Jughead.

by Anonymousreply 96September 11, 2021 1:24 PM

Assahola

by Anonymousreply 97September 11, 2021 1:27 PM

Bert

by Anonymousreply 98September 11, 2021 1:28 PM

Ruhollah

by Anonymousreply 99September 11, 2021 1:30 PM

Chip

by Anonymousreply 100September 11, 2021 1:31 PM

Lurleen

by Anonymousreply 101September 11, 2021 3:55 PM

Mashugana.

by Anonymousreply 102September 11, 2021 4:18 PM

Hyman

by Anonymousreply 103September 11, 2021 4:44 PM

Jim-Bob.

by Anonymousreply 104September 11, 2021 4:48 PM

Shithead

by Anonymousreply 105September 11, 2021 4:57 PM

Ayatollah Al-Redi

by Anonymousreply 106September 11, 2021 7:45 PM

"Helena Bonham Carter"

by Anonymousreply 107September 11, 2021 7:51 PM

Lyudmilla

by Anonymousreply 108September 11, 2021 8:52 PM

R90 he sounds like a diva. I bet when he was alive he demanded bottled water be served to him strictly at room temperature.

by Anonymousreply 109September 11, 2021 8:59 PM

No, that cunt was ME!

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by Anonymousreply 110September 11, 2021 9:04 PM

LaShonnda.

by Anonymousreply 111September 11, 2021 9:10 PM

Sue

by Anonymousreply 112September 11, 2021 9:18 PM

Orangejello

Or

Lemonjello

by Anonymousreply 113September 11, 2021 9:59 PM

MethDamon

by Anonymousreply 114September 11, 2021 9:59 PM

Julius

by Anonymousreply 115September 11, 2021 9:59 PM

Fred

by Anonymousreply 116September 11, 2021 10:00 PM

Mimi

by Anonymousreply 117September 11, 2021 10:01 PM

Puscifer

by Anonymousreply 118September 11, 2021 10:02 PM

Cletus

by Anonymousreply 119September 11, 2021 10:03 PM

Janet

by Anonymousreply 120September 11, 2021 10:03 PM

Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty

by Anonymousreply 121September 11, 2021 10:12 PM

Guy

by Anonymousreply 122September 11, 2021 10:12 PM

Peggy

by Anonymousreply 123September 11, 2021 10:13 PM

Ennis

by Anonymousreply 124September 11, 2021 10:14 PM

Fletcher

by Anonymousreply 125September 11, 2021 10:15 PM

Yolanda

by Anonymousreply 126September 11, 2021 10:16 PM

Froy

by Anonymousreply 127September 11, 2021 10:17 PM

Vladimir

by Anonymousreply 128September 11, 2021 10:18 PM

Delilah-Judith

by Anonymousreply 129September 11, 2021 10:18 PM

Rupert

by Anonymousreply 130September 11, 2021 10:18 PM

Felicity

by Anonymousreply 131September 11, 2021 10:20 PM

Razzmatazz

by Anonymousreply 132September 11, 2021 10:24 PM

Lance

by Anonymousreply 133September 11, 2021 10:24 PM

Boomer

by Anonymousreply 134September 11, 2021 10:25 PM

"Karen"

by Anonymousreply 135September 11, 2021 10:27 PM

Neckbone

by Anonymousreply 136September 11, 2021 10:28 PM

Penelope

by Anonymousreply 137September 11, 2021 10:30 PM

I'm thinking...Biff?

by Anonymousreply 138September 11, 2021 10:30 PM

Muriel is going to have a fatwa issued against her before long.

by Anonymousreply 139September 11, 2021 10:31 PM

Trudy

by Anonymousreply 140September 11, 2021 10:31 PM

Blinky

by Anonymousreply 141September 11, 2021 10:32 PM

Misty

by Anonymousreply 142September 11, 2021 10:32 PM

Aaliyah

by Anonymousreply 143September 11, 2021 10:36 PM

Saroosh

by Anonymousreply 144September 11, 2021 10:39 PM

Moonchild

by Anonymousreply 145September 11, 2021 10:40 PM

Yourene

by Anonymousreply 146September 11, 2021 10:40 PM

C'mon, you KNOW it's Velma.

by Anonymousreply 147September 11, 2021 10:41 PM

Google it, or a fatwa will be issued on your fat ass OP

by Anonymousreply 148September 11, 2021 10:41 PM

Denise.

by Anonymousreply 149September 11, 2021 10:42 PM

Domino

by Anonymousreply 150September 11, 2021 10:48 PM

Frodo

by Anonymousreply 151September 11, 2021 10:48 PM

Kreacher

by Anonymousreply 152September 11, 2021 10:48 PM

Sayyid Ruhollah Musavi Khomeini

Born 17 May 100 in Khomeyn, Sublime State of Persia

Died: 3 June 1989 (aged 89) Tehran, Iran

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by Anonymousreply 153September 11, 2021 11:03 PM

You got it wrong. It's "Lynda".

by Anonymousreply 154September 11, 2021 11:04 PM

R153, he was born in 100? That would make him 1889 when he died—you were off by 800 years! To be honest, he looked even older.

by Anonymousreply 155September 11, 2021 11:13 PM

Jeremy

by Anonymousreply 156September 11, 2021 11:16 PM

His friends called him "Bubbles".

by Anonymousreply 157September 11, 2021 11:17 PM

Timotay

by Anonymousreply 158September 12, 2021 2:20 AM

Pickles

by Anonymousreply 159September 12, 2021 2:20 AM

Romany

by Anonymousreply 160September 12, 2021 2:21 AM

It's Pat!

by Anonymousreply 161September 12, 2021 2:32 AM

Waldo.

by Anonymousreply 162September 12, 2021 2:33 AM

Tino!

by Anonymousreply 163September 12, 2021 6:08 AM

Merv

by Anonymousreply 164September 12, 2021 10:53 AM

شیطان

by Anonymousreply 165September 12, 2021 11:23 AM

Laserbeam

by Anonymousreply 166September 12, 2021 11:24 AM

Evil.

by Anonymousreply 167September 12, 2021 11:25 AM

What are his pronuns?

by Anonymousreply 168September 12, 2021 11:29 AM

Probably Mohammed.

by Anonymousreply 169September 12, 2021 11:29 AM

Hambone

by Anonymousreply 170September 12, 2021 11:31 AM

Bennifer

by Anonymousreply 171September 12, 2021 3:15 PM

Jedediah

by Anonymousreply 172September 12, 2021 3:23 PM

Leslie

by Anonymousreply 173September 12, 2021 4:34 PM

Leslie-Rutholah

by Anonymousreply 174September 12, 2021 5:00 PM

Monique

by Anonymousreply 175September 12, 2021 5:16 PM

Slagathor

by Anonymousreply 176September 13, 2021 1:16 AM

Jojo

by Anonymousreply 177September 13, 2021 1:16 AM

Hoss

by Anonymousreply 178September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

Humberto

by Anonymousreply 179September 13, 2021 1:17 AM

Beyonce

by Anonymousreply 180September 13, 2021 2:01 AM

Khloe… or maybe Kim… or is it Kourtney?

by Anonymousreply 181September 13, 2021 2:52 AM

Sean

by Anonymousreply 182September 13, 2021 2:53 AM

He's ruined the name Ruhollah for us so we're going with Breighden instead.

by Anonymousreply 183September 13, 2021 2:54 AM

Guillermo

by Anonymousreply 184September 13, 2021 3:08 AM

Tootie

by Anonymousreply 185September 13, 2021 3:32 AM

Chesty

by Anonymousreply 186September 13, 2021 4:21 AM

Mulva

by Anonymousreply 187September 13, 2021 4:25 AM

Zsa Zsa

by Anonymousreply 188September 13, 2021 4:27 AM

Waltraud

by Anonymousreply 189September 13, 2021 4:28 AM

Sue Ann

by Anonymousreply 190September 13, 2021 4:29 AM

Cosmo

by Anonymousreply 191September 13, 2021 4:29 AM

Marcia

by Anonymousreply 192September 13, 2021 4:30 AM

Zebulon

by Anonymousreply 193September 13, 2021 4:31 AM

Spike

by Anonymousreply 194September 13, 2021 4:32 AM

Miss Iran 1926

by Anonymousreply 195September 13, 2021 4:32 AM

Fruma-Sarah

by Anonymousreply 196September 13, 2021 4:40 AM

Jolene

by Anonymousreply 197September 13, 2021 4:53 AM

Tyrone

by Anonymousreply 198September 13, 2021 4:55 AM

Essie Belle

by Anonymousreply 199September 13, 2021 3:35 PM

Beanie

by Anonymousreply 200September 13, 2021 3:39 PM

Leopold

by Anonymousreply 201September 13, 2021 3:43 PM

Chumlee

by Anonymousreply 202September 13, 2021 4:09 PM

Duh.

It's Ayatollah.

You can't fool me with your trick questions, OP!!!

by Anonymousreply 203September 13, 2021 4:13 PM

Beulah

by Anonymousreply 204September 13, 2021 4:14 PM

Fyvush

by Anonymousreply 205September 13, 2021 4:18 PM

Pork rind

by Anonymousreply 206September 13, 2021 5:04 PM

Porky

by Anonymousreply 207September 13, 2021 5:36 PM

Luigi

by Anonymousreply 208September 13, 2021 10:06 PM

Sinnamon

by Anonymousreply 209September 13, 2021 10:22 PM

Ginger

by Anonymousreply 210September 13, 2021 11:22 PM

Lolita

by Anonymousreply 211September 14, 2021 1:56 AM

Zippy

by Anonymousreply 212September 14, 2021 3:29 AM

Balenciagaaaaaaaaaa!

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by Anonymousreply 213September 14, 2021 4:32 AM

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

by Anonymousreply 214September 14, 2021 4:39 AM

Turmeric

by Anonymousreply 215September 14, 2021 4:43 AM

Tabouleh

by Anonymousreply 216September 14, 2021 4:44 AM

Mamie.

Mamie Khomeini.

by Anonymousreply 217September 14, 2021 4:52 AM

Debby.

by Anonymousreply 218September 14, 2021 4:53 AM

Horace

by Anonymousreply 219September 14, 2021 5:04 AM

Javernicus

by Anonymousreply 220September 14, 2021 5:04 AM

Shithead

by Anonymousreply 221September 14, 2021 5:05 AM

Macaroni

by Anonymousreply 222September 14, 2021 5:05 AM

He’s long dead, so you mean “what was his first name?”

by Anonymousreply 223September 14, 2021 5:07 AM

I could tell you, but then I'd have to throw you off a roof.

by Anonymousreply 224September 14, 2021 5:32 AM

His first and middle names were "Evil Bastard".

by Anonymousreply 225September 14, 2021 6:38 AM

Brendad

by Anonymousreply 226September 14, 2021 7:12 AM

Ladybug

by Anonymousreply 227September 14, 2021 5:40 PM

Binkie

by Anonymousreply 228September 14, 2021 10:52 PM

Hansel

He’s so hot right now

by Anonymousreply 229September 15, 2021 12:00 AM

My name is Jose Jimenez.

by Anonymousreply 230September 15, 2021 12:07 AM

Chuck...Chuckie if you're in his inner circle.

by Anonymousreply 231September 15, 2021 12:34 AM

Beverly

by Anonymousreply 232September 15, 2021 1:06 AM

Bibsy

by Anonymousreply 233September 15, 2021 1:14 AM

Trixie

by Anonymousreply 234September 15, 2021 2:10 AM

Fuckface

by Anonymousreply 235September 15, 2021 2:30 AM

Mortimer

by Anonymousreply 236September 15, 2021 3:07 AM

Full name was Candy Spelling Khomeini, a truly evil name.

by Anonymousreply 237September 15, 2021 6:02 AM

Jezebel

by Anonymousreply 238September 15, 2021 6:03 AM

Tammy

by Anonymousreply 239September 15, 2021 6:21 AM

Poindexter

by Anonymousreply 240September 15, 2021 6:44 AM

Ginny

by Anonymousreply 241September 15, 2021 11:48 AM

Toad

by Anonymousreply 242September 15, 2021 2:23 PM

Mundungus

by Anonymousreply 243September 15, 2021 3:41 PM

Bertram

by Anonymousreply 244September 15, 2021 3:41 PM

Ken

by Anonymousreply 245September 15, 2021 5:36 PM

GOB

by Anonymousreply 246September 15, 2021 5:49 PM

Erna

by Anonymousreply 247September 15, 2021 5:51 PM

Kellyanne

by Anonymousreply 248September 15, 2021 5:53 PM

Cuntessa

by Anonymousreply 249September 15, 2021 6:02 PM

Chuckles

by Anonymousreply 250September 15, 2021 8:19 PM

Donald

by Anonymousreply 251September 15, 2021 8:20 PM

Barry

by Anonymousreply 252September 15, 2021 8:40 PM

Fun Bob

by Anonymousreply 253September 15, 2021 9:29 PM

Bubba

by Anonymousreply 254September 16, 2021 6:32 PM

Killbill

by Anonymousreply 255September 16, 2021 6:51 PM

Mephisto

by Anonymousreply 256September 16, 2021 6:52 PM

LaTanisTa...

by Anonymousreply 257September 16, 2021 7:40 PM

Brendad

by Anonymousreply 258September 16, 2021 8:13 PM

Pederast

by Anonymousreply 259September 16, 2021 8:30 PM

Shmuel

by Anonymousreply 260September 16, 2021 8:48 PM

LaQueefa

by Anonymousreply 261September 16, 2021 9:11 PM

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 262September 16, 2021 9:22 PM

Moise?

by Anonymousreply 263September 17, 2021 1:46 AM

Hiram

by Anonymousreply 264September 17, 2021 2:07 AM

Didier

by Anonymousreply 265September 17, 2021 2:08 AM

Patricia

by Anonymousreply 266September 17, 2021 2:09 AM

Midge

by Anonymousreply 267September 17, 2021 2:10 AM

Pork Rind

by Anonymousreply 268September 17, 2021 2:14 AM

Mudge

by Anonymousreply 269September 17, 2021 2:14 AM

Rumplestiltskin

by Anonymousreply 270September 17, 2021 2:16 AM

Scott

by Anonymousreply 271September 17, 2021 2:16 AM

Stacy

by Anonymousreply 272September 17, 2021 2:17 AM

Fancy

by Anonymousreply 273September 17, 2021 2:18 AM

Chonk

by Anonymousreply 274September 17, 2021 2:18 AM

Lana

by Anonymousreply 275September 17, 2021 2:18 AM

The Assman

by Anonymousreply 276September 17, 2021 2:23 AM

Mandingo

by Anonymousreply 277September 17, 2021 2:29 AM

Cletus

by Anonymousreply 278September 17, 2021 2:29 AM

Angelina

by Anonymousreply 279September 17, 2021 2:31 AM

Q'unt

by Anonymousreply 280September 17, 2021 2:33 AM

Sandy

by Anonymousreply 281September 17, 2021 2:34 AM

Fredrica

by Anonymousreply 282September 17, 2021 2:40 AM

Mordecai

by Anonymousreply 283September 17, 2021 2:42 AM

Queenie

by Anonymousreply 284September 17, 2021 3:13 AM

Liesl

by Anonymousreply 285September 17, 2021 3:15 AM

Easy: "Ayatollah!"

You should have asked for his middle name (which is Herbert).

by Anonymousreply 286September 17, 2021 3:16 AM

Assahola

by Anonymousreply 287September 17, 2021 3:17 AM

Chrysanthemum

by Anonymousreply 288September 17, 2021 3:42 AM

Sue.

by Anonymousreply 289September 17, 2021 3:43 AM

AudioScience

by Anonymousreply 290September 17, 2021 3:43 AM

It was Ellen and now it's Elliot.

by Anonymousreply 291September 17, 2021 3:44 AM

Barbra. Not Barbara.

by Anonymousreply 292September 17, 2021 3:46 AM

Leroy

by Anonymousreply 293September 17, 2021 3:51 AM

Chester.

Nickname- Chet

by Anonymousreply 294September 17, 2021 12:41 PM
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