Man City footballer charged with rape

damn. RIP

The BBC writing about a rapey BBC.

Not even an apology in the official club statement. Fucking jackals.

Then again, they are owned by a Sheikh. So there’s that.

He's fugly anyway, therefore guilty as charged.

Of course if he was ugly and white he definitely would get a pass right?

R5 ahem...

R4 right? You know groupies are actually trolling for Stones or Foden or Sterling or Dias or Santana or Couto or literally anyone else actually remotely cute who plays for City. This guy ain’t it.

Of course, any groupie worth her salt knows you NEVER condescend to throw pity-pussy to the ugly vultures or submit to their gaslighting, because then the hot apex will see you as sloppy seconds and won’t want to fuck you anyway. Keep it klassy.

Anybody who lives in a place called Man City should expect it to be kind of rapey already.

Is an apology likely before a conviction, R3? Just wondering, I'm not familiar with how clubs usually deal with such things.

Also, Ronaldo is almost certainly coming to City. Awkward timing...

R9 usually a club would at least assuage the fanbase by suspending the player and letting everyone know that’s what’s happening, then once police are more fully involved release a statement update. It’s how Everton handled Sigurdsson so far.

[quote] Ronaldo is almost certainly coming to City. Awkward timing...

He ought to fit right in.

This is a Ted Lasso episode, right?

doesn't even say what happened.

R12 that shows irks me, if only because it’s giving Americans a very falsely saccharine idea of what English League football is all about.

A realistic take on the football would have a completely different tone, more of a very black comedy.

Jurgen Klopp dragged City last week over the Grealish debacle (should have gone to LFC Jack!), and he was right to say it.

This club is falling apart at the seams and not a minute too soon.

rip to the united fans still with a rapist as their pfp on twitter

i would feel bad but i actually don’t babes✌️

R5 He's butt ugly, his skin color doesn't matter here, what matters is he's a bastard who raped young girls.

His weirdly pale cock and weirdly yellow cum was all over the timeline an hour ago.

I hope all his victims have been thoroughly tested.

Nasty man ejaculating pus.

City should be removed from the UCL at once, for both this and for asset-stripping during the whole transfer window.

Let West Ham play, since they’re currently at the top of the table. Or Liverpool, who are one of the three main challengers for the League. Or Everton or Brighton, who both currently have more points than City. Or Brentford, since they only just came up to the Prem. Might as well put any other Prem team in— not like an English team’s gonna win the UEFA Cup this year anyway.

Mendy has been suspended.

so now it’s come out that city were allowing mendy to play for them in the 2020 season while on bail for committing 3 rapes?? what the actual and genuine FUCK.

@Scotland Yard release all the secret files of every other footballer with a past

How did he rape them? drugs?

If he were white and fugly, he would be guilty too. But if he were white, fat, and fugly, he would be so doubly guilty. That's just the way the world operates, R7, and I hope this comment doesn't hit you too close to home though.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Messi to PSG

Ronaldo to United

Mendy to Strangeways

If I were a juror in a rape trial, I would judge the defendant’s guilt based on whether or not I would want to be fucked by him. If the answer is yes, then he cannot possibly be guilty of rape. Only ugly men rape.

R27 ah, yes, the Jean Genet Principle in effect.

R19 ‘moutarde’ is trending on French twitter🤮

Jack is getting hauled up the station for a round of questioning about his last stint partying in Chinawhite. Apparently Mendy raped a teen girl he picked up literally a couple of hours after parting ways with Grealish and their teammate Riyad Mahrez in Manchester city centre before heading home😨

Good luck to the on-duty coppers tasked with grilling Jack, about this offence or about anything else besides football. Most he’ll be able to come up with in his single braincell is “huh? Y’wot? Oi dunnow, sorray🥅”

Well at least he didn't do it while dressed as a woman in a public restroom.

R31 ummm...I feel like this isn’t one of those moments where we can “at least he didn’t”. I’m sure the poor little schoolgirl who got held down and assaulted by this creep didn’t care what he was wearing or what he was identifying as—point is, unwanted cock was present and being used as a weapon.

And as for the setting, again I don’t believe it does or should matter. It’s the most violent non-fatal common crime on can commit against someone’s fundamental autonomy and self, but you’re worrying about public indecency? That ain’t it😞

When women are straight up raped by men—hell, when anyone is raped by anyone—there’s no degrees or ifs & buts about it.

A rapist shouldn’t get to call themselves a man.

^^meant in reply to R8

Now we’re getting news that Aaron Wan-Bissaka just got taken into police custody?

Prison FC has subs now

Between this, CR7 creeping back in the Prem, and now Steve Bruce leaving Newcastle to retire after being pushed out by Sheikhs, this has been a disappointing few months for football.