Discovery+ orders “House of Hammer” miniseries doc from Armie Hammer’s aunt

I Can’t Touch This.

Pass.

It sounds interesting. The Hammer family seems like a mess.

The whole father close personal friend of Lenin/founding the communist party in America/Fabrege egg angle with the great-grandfather of Armie would make a movie by itself.

Which is probably good because Armie lacks all charisma and even the sex scandal seems a better fit for a Dateline episode than a film.

I’ll watch it greedily.

His father was implicated in some fuckery in another documentary about art forgeries.

I’ll be watching while having my liver dinner, with fava beans, and a nice Chianti. I’m a Armie brat.

This made me smile

Oh dear

I hope there’s a very special episode where they deal with long lost family member M.C. Hammer..

I guess this will hold us over until Death On The Nile comes out, but my expectations are very low. No one gives a shit about his money hungry aunt and his boring family. Make a documentary only about him. He's the star of the family.

The series is so good I could just eat it up!

Really, it’s not a Ryan Murphy production, that seems like a missed opportunity?

R9 got lost on the way to the Armie Hammer fan club. (Members: 1). Harmie is only a "star" in the Norma Desmond sense. He's definitely ready for his close-up. And survivor Cassie Hammer is just the person to bring focus to this evil but not boring family.

R12 Oh I thought you're one of his fans since you spend so much time reading and writing about him. I guess there's no difference.

Also if you're gonna pretend to care about "Cassie" Hammer you might wanna learn her actual name lol.

In the world of stellar phenomena Armie is more a black hole than a star.

A desperate, grasping, churning void where talent, charisma and morality should be.

Ok, so when does Death On The Nile come out though? Gotta reserve my ticket so I can see that "desperate, grasping, churning void of talent".

Not everyone can be talanted and dance on a pole and spread their legs lol.

R13 Hardly. I picture Hammer fans as maggots in semi-human form. As for "so much time", this is my first comment on that vile pervert/animal torturer you so adore in months as there mercifully has been no news. I assumed (hoped) he was dead or a raving lunatic and still do.

R16 You do realize I can read your comment history, don't you? Every single comment you ever made on this site, and there are many, is about Armie Hammer. How awkward...

R17 Apparently, you can't read then. Or accurately search a person's posting history. That's more than awkward. That's pathetic. Now you will post someone else's history and say it's mine in true troll form, but I don't have time for your lunacy so this will be our last interaction. You are blocked.

R18 You really are a pitiful clown lol.

R15 Why do you and the other dingbats think pointing out what you consider to be Effie's failings in any way distracts from Armie's?

Her lack of an obvious career, for example, does nothing to restore his.

The damage is done.

It can't be reversed.

Happy birthday to mr. Armie Hammer, may your next year be as successful as the last lol...The schadenfreude i feel in regards to him is unreal.

R20 So you also can't tell me when Death On The Nile comes out? That's disapointing, because it's his biggest role yet.

R22 How the hell would I know or care?

Shouldn't you be gushing about his birthday on Twitter like the other donuts?

He's 35!

Someone should tell his face?

Oh dear

R24 lol did the fucker truly find himself a new pr person? Amazing

LMAO - Debbie of Donut fame fell for the satire...

Coarse article. I would not be surprised that this piece, signed by anyone, is the work of some forwarder (who knows maybe Simpi or others). It was also not entrusted to any serious tabloid but to a web page. It reminds me of this spring's article about him and Lisa Perjema and their "happy life" at GC where his ex-wife was attacked as a monster that made his life impossible. Or maybe he who knows .... the money of the Hammer house managed to guarantee him a new pr ..... but honestly this piece is funny.

thehardtimes.net is a satirical website

R28 Seriously! People actually read that and thought 'seems legit'

So Monika is back. I guess the surgery didn't take. That's sad. I hope her Mexican husband and her Mexican kids will get over the fact that her ugly ass mom is still deranged and spamming LSA with her crazy takes. She's worse than before. The doctors must have fucked something up in her brain.

Soooooo - Where is the birthday boy?

Strapped to a gurney in a mental asylum getting Nurse Ratched-ed?

Has he fled from justice and is currently ensconced in Simpi's back bedroom?

Maybe he's dead already and they're pretending otherwise for tax (haven) purposes?

The clapback Queen sure is quiet....

Armie went from being celebrated from ignored on his birthday from everyone in his industry. His cancellation is complete.

R30 who is Monika?

DeuxMoi anon :

"Elizabeth Chambers dropping off a tall, blonde young version of Armie Hammer look alike at Cayman airport this morning. Sunglasses on but lots of face holding and kissing in the car. Couldn't get a pic"

So either Liz has a new man or the rehab has worked wonders on Armie's haggard face...

Bwahahahaha! Charmie would drown themselves if it were truly Armie. Hold the thought! Imma grab some popcorn.

Please Lizard probably submitted that herself.

Well she has started following a guy who is quite the lookalike...

R33 She started the whole Charmie thing back in the days. She turned into a bitter cunt when she met him and he refused to acknowledge her. Can't blame him though because looks like a monster. She just had surgery and sadly she didn't die. Her husband must be so disappointed.

Will watch.

[quote]I am going to watch the shit out of this.

OP, I guess English is not your first language.

I see the loons are spiralling...

I'd spiral too if I lost most of my followers and no one gave a shit about my fairy tales anymore.

R41 it must be a Monday lol. So funny, like clockwork.

Liz, go get that dick, girl! Love seeing the stans triggered lol.

R38 Ah and the difference between you and her is that you are a Charmie and bitter that Timo didn’t take Armie to Venice with him? Double popcorn, please!

Liz really did that on Armie’s birthday weekend? Bwahahahahha

R46 At least someone got their candle blown lol.

As well as being younger, fitter and better-looking than Armie this dude also has a ....

job.

R45 The difference between me and her is that I'm not a Charmie lol. Who would ever fantasize about that ugly ass French boy? Disgusting.

R49 Ok but neither of you are Charmie. Why are you so angry at her? I mean wishing her dead and all..

I think people are mainly angry at Monika because she was ..... right.

R50 Have you read the shit she writes on Lipstickalley? That woman is mentally ill. She suffers from severe paranoia. Apparently Armie has employed hundreds of people just to silence her.

R52 I think the mental health problems may be closer to home.

That account isn't MK.

R51 Interesting that MK brings out this level if virulence. So Charmie or Armie stans can’t admit they are wrong, eh? Has MK ever wished death befall a particular person? The hate seems one-sided.

R52 You're not even being honest about what that account on Lipstick Alley is actually suggesting i.e. Armie has a cleaner or two on social media.

Personally I think its just the usual plastics mean girl private chat dox club doing what delusional cult members do but it is a possibility.

There was a Twitter account @moncoeurquibattre that used to write endless multi-post threads about how Effie was a racist, transphobic faker liar blah blah. A professional writer according to some of her other posts. And what do you know? She suddenly stopped posting ANYTHING about Effie/Armie a few weeks ago and switched to full time Covid posting having never mentioned the topic before. She hasn't even wished Armie Happy Birthday.

So either she was a professional shill and now has a new gig or she saw the light, got bored or fell out with the arse clown Simpi.

Wasn't Grampy Hammer supposed to be some sort of mentor to Prince Charles?

Not Liz posting her birthday story including a cosy photo with her hand on another man's thigh...

R55 That's not what Monika said. She says they're all the same person who is working for Armie. LSA doesn't even delete comments. Comments that break forum rules get moved to a private thread. Effie's awful behavior is well documented. No one needs to follow random people on twitter for that. Just read the entire collection on AHR. That's the reason why no one talks of her anymore, because defending her makes them look bad.

R58 Its not Monika.

You just wished a young child you don't know would lose their mother because of your obsession with an actor you also don't know.

And you think she looks bad?

R57 Get it girl!!!

R59 That kid is better off without her. Instead of focusing on recovering and caring about her family, she's neglecting them to write about Armie Hammer. What kind of mother does that?

So Liz just posted her new man (the Armie lookalike from the deuxmoi sighting) on her birthday recap post. I wasn’t expecting her to be this bold about it. I love it!

R62 Yup. And the Charmies said she'd end up with some knackered old Texan Republican.

Turns out she was actually the one that ended up with a pretty French boy.

Oh the delicious irony...

People Mag is on it!

I love it.

According to Effie she had an affair with (we assume) Nikiwonder, during the marriage, so it’s not like she’s just getting out in the field again.

R66 She was married to Armie Hammer at the time

Of course she'd seek pleasure elsewhere.

Charmies currently pumping out decade old photos of Armie and saying how gay he looks....

I haven’t been following the Armie Hammer madness but would watch this. I’m

Would you like to judge Elizabeth because, while her crazy husband was cheating on her with anyone, she consoled herself with a family friend at the time of her marriage? Even if it were like that ?! I haven't believed in Effie for a long time, but even if she had told the truth I wouldn't find anything strange about it.

The marriage IMO was never really real. I think it was an arrangement done to allow Armie to access his inheritance.

It was real enough to pop out two kids.

An agreement useful for Armie to access his inheritance ?? !! I understand that you "queens" of Datalounge can't stand women but even this ... !!! Go ahead and think about it if LLOLLL helps you

R69 Oh honey. Welcome! The Armie Hammer train wreck saved my mind during quarantine and now I just can’t look away.

Liz, did you come in here to promote your People article?

R75 Cope

If all goes well Liz might stay in the Caymans for good.

That'll be lovely for the kids...

Oh stop it idiot! Anyone who doesn't support your narrative for you is Elizabeth, Effie, Jess, Courtney or Paige in disguise ...... LLOLL

Cayman is probably best for the kids, the life they had in Hollywood is not open to them anymore.

It must be nice to drift into post-coital sleep without worrying you've been roofied.

She has no real reason to return to LA. It’s obvious she’s gonna have full custody of the kids and they seem pretty well-adjusted in the Caymans. And now that she’s dating someone, they can all get a fresh start there away from the baggage that would follow them in LA.

I wish Liz and her boys all the best !!!

Rainbow Dipshit is saying its her new gay boyfriend...

R83 Also Timmy wore some silver shoes once and as we all know straight men wouldn't do that.

R84 Breaking news - they BOTH wore silver shoes which makes them ....

sole mates

R38 R49 Oh yes, you are a big fat Charmie. Of course you dont fantasize about the French boy we know that, he is only a proxy for your dirty sado mazo dreams about Armie. You feel too ugly for Armie, so you cant put yourself in the wet fantasy script of Armie whipping you? Thats why you invented the stupid love story about two men who havent seen each after the film promo.

Lol. I hadn't realised Liz had tagged his name!

So..... ex U18/U20s international rugby player and current wealth manager - which is handy.

R86 It's spelled sadomaso, but other than that a pretty apt description of Charmies. They do however love their Timotay. By the way wasn't it Effie who claimed Armie was pansexual and wanted to fuck a tied-up twink? Sounds pretty Charmiesh to me.

R38 Who other than Charmie would wish death to a woman just because she doesnt like batshit Armie. Only if you are not Armie yourself.

The majority of people who know about Armie Hammer don't like him. I don't have a problem with them though. Any other theories? Also is Effie a Charmie or not?

R88 They dont like Timothee, they always degrade him and try to make him a submissive doll in their crazy fiction to make Armie seem more macho.

The hotarurea (hotpiss?!?!?) charmie replies to the assertion that this new guy looks like Armie:

"He doesn’t lol. He’s a rich 24 year old French dude, not bad looking, with no reason to entangle himself with the ugly old trainwreck that is Liz. She’s trying to make people care but people don’t care. She’s just underlining the fact that she had 10 guests at her birthday party and she’s paying half of them, also that her family doesn’t care because there were no birthday congratulations stories from them this year."

She definitely DOESN'T care you guys.

R90 Effie didnt need Timothee as a proxy to get caged by Armie. Makes a little difference to you Charmies.

R93 She did however say he's pansexual and wants to dom a gay guy. Just like in those Charmie fanfictions. So where they right, or did she lie?

R90 Why else would you hate this poor woman so much to wish her death. For one crazy fuckface actor you never even met?

You already said that. Stop trying to evade my questions you idiot.

R94 Who knows what some deranged sadistic looney might fantasize of. Domination. But he could only dominate weaker people, he would never have the gutts to come after someone stronger

R96 Calm down. This crazy Charmie fiction will ruin your health. You became batshit crazy like your idol.

R97 Yes, we've already established that he wants to fuck a weak twink according to Effie. So was she telling the truth or is she just a Charmie writing fan fiction?

R60 Oh man, the emoji heart comment from Esther Garrell is really going to upset the Charmies lol

R92 Remember when they claimed they were so happy when the divorce was announced because it meant they didn't have to pay attention to Liz any more?

And no, Charmies were neve right. There is no love story between those two actors. They were not even seen together after the movie promo, so it is a stupid theory. Both of them spend so much more time with their other male friends, so there would be more material for gay fiction in other parts.

Lol. The melt down!!!

They're insinuating Martin's had lip fillers!!!

Erm - I seem to recall a certain ex-actor looking like he'd had a stroke from botched Botox on his Rebecca zoom promos.

R99 You really care who Armie wants to fuck?

R101 So Charmies were partially right that Armie isn't straight and wants to fuck someone who looks like Tomato.

R104 I'm not sure the Charmies had got Pansexual Predator on their bingo card?

104 Haha You really are crazy. Of course Armie is straight. But even if he wasnt it would be more appropriate to find him a guy he actually sees sometimes. And for Timothee, too.

R105 I'm sure some of them had gay twink fucker on there. So...pretty close.

R106 How am I crazy? Effie said he's pansexual, not me.

How exciting! Will it also feature Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing?

R99 Its along way between wanting to fuck some young "twink" and being a soul mate of a certain actor. Even if Effie didnt invent this story to mske things interesting

Are we sure Armie even has a soul at this point?

R107 You are desperate now. R105 explained you that Charmies never had a story about an R Kelly twin with a harem of female sex slaves, but soul mates hiding their eternal love from the world and evil wife. As for being pansexual you must to this rehab clinic and ask Armie, my cristal ball is not working

Why does anyone care who Armie was having sex with?

Its not like any of them were enjoying it.

I think he is rapesexual, not pansexual

R109 Both of those scenarios sound pretty gay honestly.

R111 I'm sorry, I can't follow you. What does R Kelly have to do with this?

They really have wi fi in insane asylum.

R115 And good drugs too!

R114 You really are stupid. People have been loughing at you Charmies because of your crazy fanfiction and for being lazy fat old bats daydreaming of invented love affair between two actors, not because there is no possibility some of them wouldnt be bisexual. If you had a story about Timmy and Kid Cudi it wouldnt sound so stupid because they actually spend time together, but your fantasy was Armie spending all his days with his harem. At least admit you were completely clueless.

I guess we're back to block button territory.

Its been a while.

Lipstick Alley is a bunch of fucking crazy’s!

You go off topic once and they search you on all other threads.

Fantasizing of a threesome with a "weak twink" while having a wife and tons of female sex slave is not gay for christ sake! It could only be a deranged slightly bi curios straight.

R117 Why are you so mad? I'm just citing what Effie said. If he isn't straight then Charmies were right about that and if he is straight Effie is a liar.

What do you choose?

Only talking about fantasy and not doing anything about it, whike being the guy who was fulfilling quite a lot of his fantasies, shows he had no gutts to make it real, or did not even want it. A fantasy is only a fantasy, people have s lot of crazy fantasies they would never want to actually happen. He acted on his sick fantasies about women. Conclusion, it only proves he is straight.

R122 If he acted out is fantasies about women, he also acted out his fantasies about men. Didn't Effie say there were male victims? Is Timotay one of them? When will we hear his story?

R113 Take a bow. You may drink from my champagne.

R123 He did not assault men, he is too big a coward. Assaulting women is one thing, especially poor immigrants without money, family or influence. And his victims were women like that, it is not known that he ever came after an actresss or a woman of certain background. He would not have the balls to attack a collegue, male or female, Timothee especially, who is from a good family with a very powerful agent. If you think he would have dared to do something to Timothee, you are silly, he is not the kind to go after equals. Plus the wife was always with them. And Timothee never seemed to hold any grudges against him, he even spoke nicely of him, but it seems they never became close and lost contact soon. You really are one sick old gal.

And Kid Cudi would have smashed his fat ass if he had dared to harm Timmy.

But I am here talking to you like a nurse in a nuthouse, but you never answered my question why are you so interested in Harmie rape, I mean, sex life.

I must admit though, that Armie might have wanted to hate fuck some twink that reminded him of Timmy because of his enormous envy caused by Timmys success.

However, funny to talk to actuall loon, I mean Charmie, but hard as hell

And maybe, if you go to that rehab clinic in Florida you might get lucky, he might assault you, he must be desperate by now.

R125 So what you're saying is that Effie is a lying liar that tells lies. I'm not gonna joke about that childish stream of consiousness, but it gives me an idea what followers Timotay has.

Timothee once said Armie invited him into his bed with his wife. Timothee though is the stronger personality so if anything happened it probably involved Liz and Timothee spit roasting Armie.

R120 Armie is that you? You don't have to live in the closet forever, gurl. Having rapey sex with women doesn't suggest attraction just you were on a power trip.

Can totally see Armie going after Timothee lookalikes to hate fuck. Is this why he apparently beat the shit out of Effie, because she was a Charmie?

He hated that Timothee Chalamet boy with a passion.

Amazing how one photo of Liz with a new guy can trigger his stans. You guys are the best!

Charmies ARE the best! Armie escaped the mental facility and spent the weekend making sweet love to Timothy, who called him ‘Daddy’ all the while. That made Armie feel so good, he forgot he was a real daddy with real kids.

R132 That is some good fanfiction. Seems to show the biggest haters are just disilussioned Charmies at heart. That man really did a number on you.

R137 The woman is crazy for real, she even wishes death to some woman named Monika, because Monika came to her senses and stopped believing Charmie crap.

R138 Who's Monika? Is that your nemesis Armie? Stop beating up women, it won't make your dick grow.

^^Oh, Monika, Enemy Number 1 to the Charmies. Nope, that wasn't me wishing her dead. I think she's a Queen. Effie, Monika, Elizabeth Chambers all women who the Charmies hate who exposed Armie for the clown he is. No wonder they fear all three. Queens. Lmao

R138 Sorry, now I see it was not that Charmie girl on 132, she was on 123 and many others.

Whatever happened to Tapatalk? Did they finally throw in the towel and admit they'd been supporting a monster?

R139 Maybe it wasnt a Charmie, might have been Armie

Liz' power.

Liz of Troy - the hand that wrecked a 1000 shippers.

Didnt mean to start a new fanfiction at R126. Its just that Cudi says Timmy is his lil brother.

Simpi's unravelling

Its all a conspiracy and Armie is ready to pounce....

So Effie admitted to being a Charmie? I've been reading that she mentioned wanting to get rid of Armie for Timothee but I thought that was just a Charmie delusion. Does anyone have a link for where she confessed that?

Soooo.

To summarise - this is all a co-ordinated smear campaign and Armie can prove it but he's waiting until after he's lost his kids, career and reputation before he pounces.

Sounds legit.

Oh dear

R150 lmao she called him mediocre.

R149 If he could have shut her down he would have by now.

The writer Jess creating fake twitter accounts to attack herself so she can write about being cyberbullied. Jess, if you want to make it believable you have to put a little bit more effort into it. 1 follower and no tweets? come on.

R152 was that you lol

Charmies getting worked up is always funny, but them getting worked up about Elizabeth hooking up with an attractive Frenchman is even more funny. Shouldn't that be a good thing?

Jess is probably going to write something one day that will make everyone shit themselves. She is the only one Charmies have had a difficult time to discredit.

Probably. One day. Can't wait to read about how she befriended the fat one just so she could get with his recently separated friend. I hope he did the Dirty Sanchez on her and left her in that hotel in the desert lmao. The writer Scat.

So Jess would have agreed to meet Ashton just because she was actually aiming for Armie ?! She succeeded, but it didn't bring her luck then.

Also it must be said that she continues to be, in some way, obsessed with him ..... I hope that somehow he recovers.

R157 She posted screenshots of DMs with Ashton who was disappointed she only used him to get with his famous friend. She thought the screenshots made her look good, but it made her look like a puta.

Jess has certainly learned the hard way that she ended up in an out of control situation with Hammer. She wants to make the figure of the emancipated but in reality she too knows she has succumbed to the charm of white, beautiful and famous, which later turned out to be a monster. Maybe she still has a hard time accepting that she made this mistake.

R159 Where as Armie swooped in and fucked a woman who was with his best friend?

Real mensch

R156 Yuck Armie. Did you just give yourself away as the Scat troll? I always suspected that was you.

But about the dental hygienist, the beautiful Lisa, is nothing more known ???

Will there be any dirty bits?

I didn't know Armie Hammer's aunt was Penny Fuller.

Next level fewmin alley cats

Effie is a coward for staying in Bulgaria!!!! Erm ... she's Bulgarian?

And she better not even think of coming to London because Debbie will start a PETION

Her Royal Majesticals is not having that liar and faker in her Queendom

R 154 There is a good one from we are all Mafalda tumbr; "Do you think Elizabeth dating a 24 yeah old French man is a coincidence or she is doing it on purpose to get back at Armie and Timothee "

Better one: "Liz is grooming men. Armie was several years younger and her new guy is almost half her age."

R167 Didn’t I tell you Charmie are wonderful? All the laughs save my day.

Danger for Charmies, Eiza spotted in Venice!

R170 How I'd love it if there was another boner pap pic. But I'm sure Timmy will be more careful this time, you can tell he was really concerned about the damage that one did to his image in that GQ interview

I think his agent will protect him more this time. But who knows ?! Perhaps the next few days will bring us news. Venice and Italy in general have always inspired his paps.

Timmy must keep his peepee quiet this time.

Well well well

Sober and thriving...

Someone was triggered by Liz getting some lol...

The use of the word 'thriving' to describe the mess of armie hammer's life is the best lol. He's in the running for the Hollywood's lousiest father for sure.

R176 lmao he is! What a loser. Wouldn't expect him to be such a bitter bitch.

The girlfriend resurfaces just when we started speculating if they'd find her mangled body. And an exclusive with the Sun? Has he fallen out with Daily Fail? Armie, stay off DL.

Although he is still in rehab he finds a way to propose his narrative, as I see. Will he have found a new PR or are his "known" friends contacting the tabloids? I was wondering these days what happened to Lisa Perjema. There is no doubt about it, however, perfect timing .... right now that it has been made known that most likely Elizaheth also has a new date. This remote "War of the Roses" continues .....

Did any gay stuff come out about Armie during all this scandal? It’s impossible to get any information out of these threads because they immediately delve into in-fighting and minute details about side players no one gives a shit about.

And now Tyler is storying from the Hammer Museum...

R182 What?

R182 Since Tyler is clearly Armie's bitch and Armie is rumored to blackmail people to do his bidding like his agent, is he blackmailing him and for what (feel like he has bodies buried) or is Tyler receiving payment? Nobody is that loyal a minion.

R180 It's probably PR that he's still in rehab. Armie's pulling the puppet strings. All of this sounds just like him.

Who knew the urban flaneur was still a thing?

Imagine being a fan of Karma after what she did to their king.

Flaneur if you're lurking - don't forget Armie had a Covid super spreader event (TM - Ryan F) in LA just before travelling half way across the country to deliver a burger and fries to his grandad's sheltered housing complex.

Off topic slightly, but I can't believe they bent the rules for Miles fucking Teller of all people. That should've been the easiest 'fuck you, we'll recast again then' ever

Armie has been in rehab for an awfully long time.

What does this Tyler guy do for Armie?

Jess just posted on Instagram about her termination last year

"There was no way I could have that baby - the person who had gotten me pregnant made that violently clear"

OMG....

She posted this a day or so ago

"my life would no doubt have been in danger"

E i pazzi Charmie? Come adatteranno questo alla loro narrativa, alle loro folli fanfiction? Racconteranno come al solito che lei si è inventata tutto o che non si riferisce chiaramente al loro re cannibale e quindi potrebbe parlare di un'altra persona. Sono curioso di vedere come risolveranno tutto questo.

It was a helluva lunch date.

What about the crazy Charmies? How are they going to fit this into their fiction, their crazy fanfiction? They will say as usual that she made it all up or that she does not clearly refer to their cannibal king and therefore she may be talking about another person. I'm curious to see how they will solve all of this.

What about the crazy Charmies? How are they going to fit this into their fiction, their crazy fanfiction? They will say as usual that she made it all up or that she does not clearly refer to their cannibal king and therefore she may be talking about another person. I'm curious to see how they will solve all of this.

What about the crazy Charmies? How are they going to fit this into their fiction, their crazy fanfiction? They will say as usual that she made it all up or that she does not clearly refer to their cannibal king and therefore she may be talking about another person. I'm curious to see how they will solve all of this.

Well this confirms what many suspected. She’s probably gonna share more in her upcoming book.

Lisa Perjema can support him as much as she wants. AH is ruined.

At this point even hell is going to blacklist him.

R189 Armie’s got something on Tyler.

Has Simpi's expert put coloured sparkles on Jess's post and declared it FAKE yet?

Debbie chimes in...

"Miss one date"

Charmies merely have to pronounce canon into being you see.

I asked above and I didn’t get a response: did anything gay come out about Armie during this scandal? Has he been fooling around with guys too?

R203 Does Debbie not think people fuck on the first date?

Shit! He is funked!

^^ and fucked.

Tyler spent some time in the third world. His family have a compound in Nicaragua. They're fundamentalist nut jobs. They have links to the Hammer family who had links to Jeffrey Epstein. Tyler used to be a gun touting republican casting agent back before he became a Liberal looking artiste. All his major works are funded by the Hammers. You do the math.

It should come as no surprise that Tyler, but also Ashton, are so loyal to the Hammers and Armie in particular. Financially, both Tyler's "artistic career" and Ashton's commercial activities depend on the Hammer International Foundation; and that is from dad Michael. At this point it is clear that the two brothers feel indebted to Armie and have agreed to follow him into her mess (covering him in his extramarital affairs at the time of marriage, getting him female kittens, keeping the basics stans and Charmies in particular loyal. ....). This is all very logical.

R209 stringing along the Charmies is calculated because those fans are most nosy and if they found out what he's really like or up to they'd be his worst enemies. That's why Armie's team hate Monika so much.

I'm not saying Debbie is right, but the question she asks Jessica in her tweet has its own logic: I mean, if you know you're in an unstable relationship, you shouldn't have sex without contraceptives. Then it is obvious that we cannot know how it went in reality. But we also add the fact, if Ashton in her DMs told the truth, that she accepted her invitation to the desert and then ended up in bed with Armie. Was she aiming at him from the start? I am not saying that Jess is a whore, but surely she too has succumbed to the charm of the privileged, white, beautiful and famous; Plus she was experiencing a difficult separation too, so she was definitely emotionally vulnerable. In conclusion it is certainly a bad story but the levels of analysis can be different.

R211 what the fuck? Are we living in the stone ages where women can't just want casual sex? How do you know the condom didn't break or her contraceptive fail? You gave your game away when you claimed Debbie used logic and called Armie famous.

I'm not giving my game away, in fact I said we can't know how it went. Mine are just assumptions as we don't know reality. So you don't need to get so angry. Each story must be seen from multiple angles. Jessica has rightly told her story about her and everyone can see her as she wants. And I'm neither an Armie nor a Charmie.

R211 White ye, privileged too, famous, hm, so so, in some circles, not the real fame, but beautiful-no, definitely not for long time.

R211 Show me where Jess complained about falling pregnant?

Her complaint is about the behaviour of her partner once he found out about her pregnancy.

I would think a married man who is heir to a fortune might be sensible enough to use protection himself?

Debbie's a Donut - don't be like Debbie.

I repeat that I'm not agreeing with Debbie. I am neither an Armie stan nor a mad Charmie. I'm just guessing and you don't need to be so angry.

"I'm not calling Jess a whore but..."

Reminds me of when Debbie said Paige got what she deserved because she opened her legs to a man who wasn’t her husband.

Debbie was raging jealous, because she wanted to spread her logs...eh, legs to Armie.

'ass vagina flapping about' ...

I'm not sure what that is but it does indeed sound 'disscusting'

According to someone on DeuxMoi, Courtney and Paige will appear as survivors in the documentary.

When will I get to Jack off to Armie’s alpha cock n feet?

How big is Arnie’s dick? Have we seen it?

When are they airing this documentary? Will it be before Next Goal Wins and Death on the Nile?

So Julia, the art woman, has just posted on Instagram about being 'threatened with violence' a couple of days after minting her Caligula NFT art work. Claims she had to move from where she was living.

She's going to post some new work about it shortly.

Popcorn.

This family remindsme so much of Stieg Larsen Men who hate women novel.

Hammer males are definitely a lineage of dysfunctionals. I just hope little Ford can break this chain of hell.

R227 No chance. He's already been outted with a foot fetish.

Do you realize you're accusing a four-year-old of fetishism, you idiot? But here on DL have you all smoked your brains?

R229 His father tagged it a fetish on Instagram. I'm just the messenger.

^^ no doubt that was a drug induced moment.

I have no words to tell you how disgusting you make me. I wish that child and his family to keep away from people like you.

R232 I don't make you disgusting. You do that on your own. (Find a better translator) The people the child should avoid seems to be mostly the joker driving while drinking, posting videos of the child sucking his toes for 7 minutes and embarrassing him worldwide with sexual deviance accusations. That man is Armie Hammer. I don't know the kid. Everything I know was posted by his exploitative parent.

R232 I think it's most important that his mother keeps him away from his father and other male relatives on father's side and father's friends. R230 is less important here.

Better not being able to speak English perfectly than calling a small child a pervert.

R235 Take it up with Armie. That was the label he gave him.

That toe sucking video sure became a lot creepier after 2020 lol.

Guys, do you have the impression that Armie likes to bottom from time to time? Do you think that Tyler and his brother help him with that?

I mean they help him with everything, so if he had this urges they would give him some dick like good pals.

As grandma used to say: A friend in need a friend indeed.

Ugh at the uber-frau at R235 thinking having a fetish makes someone a pervert.

Wouldn't it be the incest of it all that would make you a pervert?

The truth is that all of you here on DL are used to throwing shit on anyone and you don't have compassion even for a child who has a perverted, foolish father. A father that many of you have had in your sexual fantasies. Doesn't he deserve compassion? No! You prefer to ridicule him.

Wow. Some people really don't understand dark/gallows humour huh?

Thoughts and prayers for Debbie's keyboard right now...

R245 Someone should have some compassion and start the crowdfunding to pay for the psychiatric treatment for those women.

Miss Debbie do be having thoughts - if you click on the images you can read one of the police reports. Not very illuminating.

Not sure why Effie would run out of 'stuff' though if she was just making everything up ....

If

R243 Armie was once also a child with a perverted, foolish father.

R247 Yep he sure is a victim. If only it wasn't for all that pesky evidence and all those accusers he could get on with the important work of stinking up B films with his wooden presence. Instead he has to keep hiding be a you know... he's innocent and innocent people have to stay incognito until the coast is clear.

Oh...

R250 Well if this isn’t proof Armie is innocent and is just waiting to be exonerated before suing everyone who ever badmouthed him then idk what is

R250 What a shame that Armie's good name was linked to Epstein's ....

Well. This is ..... a lot

"a bunch of cocksucking devil worshippers"

I knew it!

Oh dear.

I think the flaneur is off his meds...

They still think Disney will do full promo for DOTN? Lmfaoooo

How will Simpi's 'expert' explain this one away? March 2020.

Fey turquoise nail varnish - Tick

Hammer wrist tattoo - Tick

Cringe dialog - Tick

No explanations needed! Everything Armie wrote to anyone ( than to Timo) are fake!

Something something blue is a Charmie colour, gay for Timmy nail varnish something something.

Funny! Charmies want so desperately to think Timo is gay for Armie too that they said Rebecca Ferguson’s manicured hand was Timo’s. Lololololol

Maybe Charmied have mistaken Kid Cudi for Tim. Cudi uses nail polish.

Debbie says follow the science...

Anonymous expert who wants to stay anonymous. Mmmmhmmmm

I bet armie was hard when Ford sucked his feet

Happy Batman Day to everyone except Barmy Spanner!

Bidding for the Caligula Triptych is just under $100k after only a few hours!

Perhaps Armie should self publish some of his other 'works' to pay for his lawyers...

Based on the R Kelly verdict, he will need it!