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Scorpio Martianus

This guy makes Latin language videos on YouTube. He turns me on majorly for some reason. Must be the voice and that confidence bordering on arrogance.

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by Anonymousreply 49October 30, 2021 11:15 PM

I bet he can fuck. Sadly, no shirtless pics.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 18, 2021 7:47 PM

Fucking A Op ! he is creepy looking beyond belief. Damn girl,get them cataracts removed.

by Anonymousreply 2August 18, 2021 7:52 PM

Who to the what now?

by Anonymousreply 3August 18, 2021 8:00 PM

He is in that weird borderline between being hot (I'm sure he has a nice military body, and he has nice features) and looking like Victor Carrigan, the creepy actor with alopecia who plays Victor Zsasz in "Gotham" and NoHo Hank in "Barry."

I don't think this guy has alopecia since he has eyebrows at r1. He might just be one of those guys who starts to go bald in his twenties, and completely shaves his head to compensate.

by Anonymousreply 4August 18, 2021 8:06 PM

I bet his ah-noos is pink and hungry.

by Anonymousreply 5August 18, 2021 8:29 PM

Judy "Pills" used to post entire multi-sentence paragraphs in Latin.

by Anonymousreply 6August 18, 2021 8:31 PM

[quote]I bet he can fuck.

I bet he can't comb his hair.

by Anonymousreply 7August 18, 2021 8:34 PM

His head is jacked up.

by Anonymousreply 8August 18, 2021 10:17 PM

I know he’s not conventionally good looking but there is something about him. He’s so intense and manly. I want him inside me QUITE deeply.

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by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2021 3:13 AM

When this type hits me up on Grindr, I say OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO 👎.

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2021 3:16 AM

He’s mildly arrogant, but cringey at the same time. He definitely fucks tho.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2021 4:02 AM

I have a crush on him. He is very sexy and super smart.

Luke is also former military.

by Anonymousreply 12August 19, 2021 4:13 AM

[quote] He’s mildly arrogant, but cringey at the same time. He definitely fucks tho.

Right? He oozes sex.

by Anonymousreply 13August 19, 2021 4:42 AM

R10 this type is not on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 14August 19, 2021 4:42 AM

He's certainly not using Classical Latin pronunciation. All the C's should be pronounced as K's, all the G's should be hard, never a "j" sound. Ae should be pronounce AYE not ei as in weight. (Caesar in classical Latin would be pronounced Kaisar - which is close to the German transliteration of Caesar). V's should be pronounced as W's. He's sort of using Church Latin pronunciation. I think I need to give him a personal tutorial, preferably beginning with the names of body parts.

by Anonymousreply 15August 19, 2021 8:13 AM

I got an A* in GCSE Latin! To learn the language only calls for studious application.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2021 9:38 AM

Verificatia de magnitudine cibum?

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by Anonymousreply 18August 19, 2021 2:44 PM

R15 I think he was doing that so the Italians would understand.

by Anonymousreply 19August 19, 2021 2:45 PM

He has an entire video about how he is typically a pedant about Classical Latin pronunciation, but prefers the sound of Ecclesiastical Latin due to church nostalgia, etc. I can’t be bothered to look for it, though.

by Anonymousreply 20August 19, 2021 2:55 PM

r20 oh, interesting.

by Anonymousreply 21August 19, 2021 8:07 PM

Pater ❤️

by Anonymousreply 22August 21, 2021 7:20 PM

Yeah I can’t decide if he’s kinda hot or kinda creepy. I’d have to take his cock for a test drive to decide.

by Anonymousreply 23August 21, 2021 7:40 PM

R23 maybe he’s both.

by Anonymousreply 24August 21, 2021 9:27 PM


He’s oddly attractive and I get strong power-bottom vibes from him.

by Anonymousreply 25August 21, 2021 10:55 PM

The locals call him Cloaca Maxima.

by Anonymousreply 26August 21, 2021 10:58 PM

Non enim habent praeputium, aut est circumcidi ?

by Anonymousreply 27August 21, 2021 11:21 PM

Cloaca prolapsa.

by Anonymousreply 28August 21, 2021 11:26 PM

R25 don’t be an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 29August 23, 2021 5:46 AM

Daddy is looking fine as fuck with a goatee.

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by Anonymousreply 30August 27, 2021 4:37 PM

R30 doesn't know what a goatee is.

by Anonymousreply 31August 27, 2021 4:49 PM

I know that you have insufficient testosterone to grow one, r31.

by Anonymousreply 32August 27, 2021 5:37 PM

He's hot. I love men with big noses and academic interests.

by Anonymousreply 33August 27, 2021 6:53 PM

R33 I wish we had indication of how hung he is.

by Anonymousreply 34August 27, 2021 7:29 PM

He is very cool and I love his Latin videos -- I has mentioned girls in passing before but he does give off a bi vibe

by Anonymousreply 35August 27, 2021 9:14 PM

I want this soldier stud to fuck my brains out!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 36August 31, 2021 3:33 PM

The CC makes a wonderful hash of the Latin.

One for the books!

by Anonymousreply 37August 31, 2021 3:51 PM
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by Anonymousreply 38August 31, 2021 4:05 PM

Nice try. You’re not hot, Scorpio bot

by Anonymousreply 39August 31, 2021 4:06 PM

R39 oh DL conspiracy theorists, never change. You’ll believe every word out of the mouth of that lying bitch Hillary Clinton, but you’ll believe some masturbatory thread about some random guy speaking Latin is some kind of sinister plot to con gay men on some random 90s relic message board that nobody except 10 fat bottoms in their 50s have ever heard of.

by Anonymousreply 40August 31, 2021 4:24 PM

The way he rolls his "r"s in that deep manly voice makes me hard.

by Anonymousreply 41September 8, 2021 6:45 AM

Oops forgot the link

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by Anonymousreply 42September 8, 2021 6:46 AM

He looks like baby Voldemort.

by Anonymousreply 43September 8, 2021 7:46 AM

The facial hair helps a lot. In OPs video he looks like a cross between Powder and Mark Zuckerberg in sunscreenface.

by Anonymousreply 44September 8, 2021 8:25 AM

R44 bite your tongue. Bae looks nothing like Zuck the Cuck.

by Anonymousreply 45September 12, 2021 6:47 AM

He'll try to do a spoken word album for the Latin Grammys.

by Anonymousreply 46September 12, 2021 7:02 AM

PATER!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝

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by Anonymousreply 47October 22, 2021 2:00 AM

Funny coincidence this thread coming up now, I just found out about this guy a few days ago when I was searching for stuff related to French in Action on YouTube. This guy's video came up, as he uses Pierre Capretz as an inspiration for his own courses.

I don't lust after this guy, but I wouldn't say no either.

by Anonymousreply 48October 22, 2021 2:10 AM

He can sing too. I love him. I would give him EVERYTHING.

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