Eating out ass at Home Depot

Associates, we need a cleanup on Aisle 9.

I would call the local police to report those two idiots!

Maybe the Taliban have made some points

Frau alert R2

At least it’s not Panera Bread.

Between day laborer prostitution, cruisy restrooms, and this, Home Depot has always been a hotbed of gay sex.

Look at his twitter bio, "slutty, vegan, tatted up, ANTIFA escort & stoner. team vers"

those labels, surprise no one!

Jesus Christ, American society is down the shitter.

Mental Illness on display.

Leave them alone. They're living their best life!

The lickee seems rather disengaged from the whole process, no?

And their truth, R10?

I imagine the lesbian security guard was not very pleased!

No wonder the Afghans don’t want to follow American values.

R14 You sound fun

From the side, that looks like a hairless "womanly" ass.

TIWTHU

OP, thank you for lighting up my Sunday morning

Jesus Christ

This is so much more interesting than that stupid Afghanistan crap

Love those self-destructive queens!

Jameson likes the BBC too.

This wouldn't be a thing if Home Depot actually hired people to work the aisles.

911! I’m calling the cops Please! Someone help ME

I assume this is in Florida.

I wanna see the rimmee's face

Elegance has a name

Keep that shit at home!!!

I’m getting old. I can’t deal with this…to each his own.

I didn't realize the concrete and masonry tools aisle was so exciting!

Not much to see, R25.

Both of them look like run of the mill trailer park trash.

Welcome to Home Depoo.

Homo Depot

This is why they hate us.

Looks like a real parTy

Enjoy your intestinal parasites and throat cancer.

Was this in the "nuts" and "bolts" aisle?

I thought ACE was the place with the helpful hardware man!!!

These tacky faggots set us all back

This is not living your best life.

Trash on Aisle 3

Those guys are 100% high.

Maybe it's staged?

What compels people to have sex in public?

I think the video at R19 is sad. There is nothing cute or cool about that. I feel sorry for anyone who might touch anything that either of those two touched in that store. This does not do anything positive for the gay community. I am not sex negative, but there is a time and a place for everything. Having sex in the open in a public store is wrong. They could have at least used the men's room.

I work for Home Depot. I wonder if we're going to get an email to be on the lookout for people having sex in the store.

Why is it always Home Depot and not Lowe's?

This should be a Tasteful Friends thread

R45 are you a gay man? How would you handle this in your store?

I don't see what the big deal is. DLers lift up their caftans and present hole at Bed Bath and Beyond all the time.

Basically, everyone who has a Twitter porn account, like this guy, is screaming for attention and will do anything to get it. If rimming some guy at Home Depot will drive traffic to their site, then they'll do it. It's neurotic behavior and we should be ignoring it.

R49 really, you know this for a fact because?

Stuff like this is why gay men are hated.

Comments like R52 are why I hate him

Hole Depot—yours or mine.

I kinda wish this was a UPS warehouse.

“What can brown do for you?”

R53 "him"? there is only one? or you mean "them" like "him"/R52, but I think you should put you hate on those two idiots, not them or him.

r56 You sound more exhausting than the Twitter sluts

I love it!

The unfuckable disease paranoid PTSD Maiden Aunts responses on this thread are hilarious

If I have to be subjected to rim jobs, I prefer they happen in lush Hawaiian high-end resorts.

If I were in the store with my kids I’d call the police.

Frau twat ^

R61: Karen wants to speak to the rimming manager

Yes r62 keep your rimming out of sight of my fucking kids!

,y kids do not need to see you nasty sex!

Garbage prevails in 2021

R64 nobody cares about your stupid kids and your pussy stinks

I’m no Karen, but if I ran into them while I was out with my nephews and nieces, hell, yeah, I’d call the cops.

Oh go fuck yourself to death

OP pics looks like the dimmer is Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

Please, you would have let Joel watch the whole thing, r68.

Of course he has ‘Antifa’ and ‘BLM’ in his bio, this is the state of the modern day left and libs.

R70 or generic redheads

[quote] No wonder the Afghans don’t want to follow American values.

You're right, they should stick to porking underage boys

They're doing this in the Masonary Supplies section shouldn't they do this in Plumbing supplies or the aisle with toilet bowls and toilet seats?

[quote]Having sex in the open in a public store is wrong. They could have at least used the men's room.

They obviously get off on doing it in public. Lowlife scum. (Not you. Them.)

But what about the children?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

But if some offended dad beat the shit out of them mid-rimming, the first thing they'd do is scream "we were gay-bashed!"

[quote]Comments like [R52] are why I hate him

R52 is right, though.

I'm sure they had an accomplice like an employee, maybe a friend, there's too many people in there usually to get away with that.

Are you kidding R79? The offended dad WAS the one getting rimmed!

R45 here. I'm corporate and don't work in a store but if I did I would call the police. Corporate is very strict about a whole lot of things. Imagine if a store employee saw that and started screeching about it to HR? Fucking nightmare. Being grilled by HR and upper management about where I was and why wasnt someone covering that aisle.

Fuck these jackasses.

R39 - true...I LOVE ass as much as the next top, but not at Home Depot. These are probably white trash who happen to be gay.

whatever, I think it's hot

“Probably,” r83?

A dead body could remain undetected for a month in the average Home Depot, R80.

I know what you mean.

Right R85...no normal shop bottom (and God knows I have fucked and rimmed and gotten sucked dry by enough) with any level of class would do this. Wildest shit was in the men's dressing room...with the door locked.

Scum of the earth

I see this every time I go shopping at Home Depot!

I mean, whatever, who am I to judge? As long as I can get what I came into the store for, it’s fine with with me. God bless!

The guy getting rimmed has a great looking ass

As a straight woman if I saw this in Home Depot I'd chuckle and walk the other way. The annoying thing about it is not that it's public sex-- that's been around for ages and really doesn't hurt anyone. The problem for me is that it's public sex for the purpose of getting attention on social media. Social media is driving people to do stupid and increasingly risky things.

Ugly people should not be making porn.

R92 - has the ass of a perimenopausal lesbian.

If I stumbled upon this I’d unzip my fly and piss in his ass while the other guy rims and drinks my piss out of his asshole

R96 Classy darling!

In his defense, I read the guy's twitter and he IS a drug dealer, so there's a pretty good chance he uses drugs too. Not too bright to commit a crime in a Home Depot and record yourself committing said crime. And then brag on your twitter that you sell drugs. SMH.

[quote] Enjoy your intestinal parasites and throat cancer

[bold]SHRIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Hoes gonna hoe

R98 so Twitter doesn't care if you advertise selling drugs?

They look like redneck meth trash. Chassidee is back home in the trailer with little Brayleigh and Gunner, so they have to find a place to tryst.

R2=Prissy frau CUNT

Take it to Wal-Mart you freak

Well now we know who the DL sex negative pussies and frau CUNTS are.

This thread proves why straight cunts should not be allowed to post their hysterical yammerings on Datalounge.

[quote]Well now we know who the DL sex negative pussies and frau CUNTS are.

No you fucking worthless piece of shit. Like R82 said, employees at Home Depot are the ones that have to deal with Corporate coming down on them like a hammer if this shit reaches them because two meth heads are looking for attention.

Take your entitled privileged ass and go fuck yourself.

Eat MY ass R107.

Go deep, cunt.

R108 what you have to say doesn't really matter, you're fucking white trash.

TimTebowsNutsack, is this you in the video?

[quote] you're fucking white trash.

You racist and classist piece of shit r109

Disgusting.

Sound on

Part 3 of the Home Depot series

That is one blond ass.

Is this that scene from White Lotus? It’s very convincing.

R109 I can't understand you what with your tongue buried deep in my ass.

Cunt.

I guess some enterprising young person needs to start a "People Of Home Depot" web page.

Shed Surprise

One Home Depot employee reports finding two people having a little too much fun in a store shed that was displayed out in the parking lot. The employee writes, “They even lit a candle to set the mood.”

"Big Box Re-TAIL-ing: Eating Out"

This probably happened before or after store hours.

Where is the picture? There's no link on OP's post

Here you go R122.

R122 adjust your settings to “asbestos eyeballs”

EOAAHD

How exactly does one go about finding ass to eat at a Home Depot? Hey bro you want your ass eaten in aisle 11?

More please!

White Lotus wishes it was this real R116

Between the army of lesbians buying mulch and hacksaws and .........

How fresh is that anal hygiene tho

[quote] @jamesonashxxx - "Not followed by anyone you’re following"

That's a relief!

DLer can't contain himself.

R93 has it right.

This isn’t about being oversexed, or getting off on sex in public.

It’s about content.

The location is just the backdrop - same situation over and over and over and over - who’s gonna pay for that, especially when you look like these two?

It’s about submitting the same old product with different backdrops.

Eventually, these fucktards are going to be filming a quickie in Cinderella’s Castle at Disneyland.

Being needy for money because they don’t want or can’t hold down a real job means they’ll do anything and everything to bring in a buck.

Fuck social media.

Red rim, red rim!

Just another day in America!

[quote]there's a pretty good chance he uses drugs too.

Oh the skin on bone and ravaged, balding meth skulls didn't give it away, r98?

Some people have no Methface-dar.

This is great customer service.

They should add some sort of dining area. Maybe everyone gets hungry 😋

Fake. Probably cheap green screen. Anything can be faked these days.

Who are these amateurs? I’ve been fisting men at Cracker Barrel for YEARS!

Over the Barrel

Disgusting. Just because we’re gay doesn’t mean we have to be ok with rimming being performed in public. Call me a sex-negative MARY! If you will… I call it decency.

Being judgmental about public ass eating is a something you should take a good hard look at. Public asseating is the new holding hands

R143 you are a disgusting troll. Go away you filthy person.

[quote] Yes [R62] keep your rimming out of sight of my fucking kids!

Your desire to deprive your children of educational opportunities makes you a poor parent

Some people get off on being moralistic and judgmental

When I think ass eating, I think Home Depot!

"Hey, you ass-eating homosexuals, take a break, and come on over here and advise me which shade of blue I should paint my bathroom."

[quote]Call me a sex-negative MARY! If you will… I call it decency.

Never, R142.

I call you a PUSSY.

R148 for lesbian spotting

Where is the original video?

Hawt

this is why we can't ever have nice things............

Eating shit is fun!

Good work, men.

This thread is vintage DL gold

Link to video please

r157 here ya go

Whoops dunno how that happened

EOAAHD

Any updates?

Bump

I can get “behind” this ad campaign