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Eating out ass at Home Depot

The rimmer is doing a pretty amazing job, dontcha think?

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by Anonymousreply 160September 15, 2021 2:09 AM

Associates, we need a cleanup on Aisle 9.

by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2021 5:51 PM

I would call the local police to report those two idiots!

by Anonymousreply 2August 15, 2021 5:51 PM

Maybe the Taliban have made some points

by Anonymousreply 3August 15, 2021 5:51 PM

Frau alert R2

by Anonymousreply 4August 15, 2021 5:53 PM

At least it’s not Panera Bread.

by Anonymousreply 5August 15, 2021 5:55 PM

Between day laborer prostitution, cruisy restrooms, and this, Home Depot has always been a hotbed of gay sex.

by Anonymousreply 6August 15, 2021 5:55 PM

Look at his twitter bio, "slutty, vegan, tatted up, ANTIFA escort & stoner. team vers"

those labels, surprise no one!

by Anonymousreply 7August 15, 2021 5:56 PM

Jesus Christ, American society is down the shitter.

by Anonymousreply 8August 15, 2021 5:56 PM

Mental Illness on display.

by Anonymousreply 9August 15, 2021 5:56 PM

Leave them alone. They're living their best life!

by Anonymousreply 10August 15, 2021 5:56 PM

The lickee seems rather disengaged from the whole process, no?

by Anonymousreply 11August 15, 2021 5:57 PM

And their truth, R10?

by Anonymousreply 12August 15, 2021 5:58 PM

I imagine the lesbian security guard was not very pleased!

by Anonymousreply 13August 15, 2021 6:00 PM

No wonder the Afghans don’t want to follow American values.

by Anonymousreply 14August 15, 2021 6:00 PM

R14 You sound fun

by Anonymousreply 15August 15, 2021 6:01 PM

From the side, that looks like a hairless "womanly" ass.

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2021 6:01 PM

TIWTHU

by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2021 6:03 PM

OP, thank you for lighting up my Sunday morning

by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2021 6:03 PM

Jesus Christ

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by Anonymousreply 19August 15, 2021 6:03 PM

This is so much more interesting than that stupid Afghanistan crap

by Anonymousreply 20August 15, 2021 6:04 PM

Love those self-destructive queens!

by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2021 6:06 PM

Jameson likes the BBC too.

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by Anonymousreply 22August 15, 2021 6:06 PM

This wouldn't be a thing if Home Depot actually hired people to work the aisles.

by Anonymousreply 23August 15, 2021 6:07 PM

911! I’m calling the cops Please! Someone help ME

by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2021 6:08 PM

I assume this is in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2021 6:09 PM

I wanna see the rimmee's face

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2021 6:12 PM

Elegance has a name

by Anonymousreply 27August 15, 2021 6:13 PM

Keep that shit at home!!!

by Anonymousreply 28August 15, 2021 6:15 PM

I’m getting old. I can’t deal with this…to each his own.

by Anonymousreply 29August 15, 2021 6:19 PM

I didn't realize the concrete and masonry tools aisle was so exciting!

by Anonymousreply 30August 15, 2021 6:19 PM

Not much to see, R25.

Both of them look like run of the mill trailer park trash.

by Anonymousreply 31August 15, 2021 6:19 PM

Welcome to Home Depoo.

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2021 6:21 PM

Homo Depot

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2021 6:22 PM

This is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2021 6:24 PM

Looks like a real parTy

by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2021 6:27 PM

Enjoy your intestinal parasites and throat cancer.

by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2021 6:30 PM

Was this in the "nuts" and "bolts" aisle?

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2021 6:34 PM

I thought ACE was the place with the helpful hardware man!!!

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2021 6:34 PM

These tacky faggots set us all back

This is not living your best life.

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2021 6:38 PM

Trash on Aisle 3

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2021 6:40 PM

Those guys are 100% high.

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2021 6:42 PM

Maybe it's staged?

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2021 6:44 PM

What compels people to have sex in public?

by Anonymousreply 43August 15, 2021 6:55 PM

I think the video at R19 is sad. There is nothing cute or cool about that. I feel sorry for anyone who might touch anything that either of those two touched in that store. This does not do anything positive for the gay community. I am not sex negative, but there is a time and a place for everything. Having sex in the open in a public store is wrong. They could have at least used the men's room.

by Anonymousreply 44August 15, 2021 6:56 PM

I work for Home Depot. I wonder if we're going to get an email to be on the lookout for people having sex in the store.

by Anonymousreply 45August 15, 2021 7:01 PM

Why is it always Home Depot and not Lowe's?

by Anonymousreply 46August 15, 2021 7:01 PM

This should be a Tasteful Friends thread

by Anonymousreply 47August 15, 2021 7:02 PM

R45 are you a gay man? How would you handle this in your store?

by Anonymousreply 48August 15, 2021 7:02 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. DLers lift up their caftans and present hole at Bed Bath and Beyond all the time.

by Anonymousreply 49August 15, 2021 7:03 PM

Basically, everyone who has a Twitter porn account, like this guy, is screaming for attention and will do anything to get it. If rimming some guy at Home Depot will drive traffic to their site, then they'll do it. It's neurotic behavior and we should be ignoring it.

by Anonymousreply 50August 15, 2021 7:06 PM

R49 really, you know this for a fact because?

by Anonymousreply 51August 15, 2021 7:06 PM

Stuff like this is why gay men are hated.

by Anonymousreply 52August 15, 2021 7:07 PM

Comments like R52 are why I hate him

by Anonymousreply 53August 15, 2021 7:08 PM

Hole Depot—yours or mine.

by Anonymousreply 54August 15, 2021 7:10 PM

I kinda wish this was a UPS warehouse.

“What can brown do for you?”

by Anonymousreply 55August 15, 2021 7:15 PM

R53 "him"? there is only one? or you mean "them" like "him"/R52, but I think you should put you hate on those two idiots, not them or him.

by Anonymousreply 56August 15, 2021 7:18 PM

r56 You sound more exhausting than the Twitter sluts

by Anonymousreply 57August 15, 2021 7:21 PM

I love it!

by Anonymousreply 58August 15, 2021 7:30 PM

The unfuckable disease paranoid PTSD Maiden Aunts responses on this thread are hilarious

by Anonymousreply 59August 15, 2021 7:37 PM

If I have to be subjected to rim jobs, I prefer they happen in lush Hawaiian high-end resorts.

by Anonymousreply 60August 15, 2021 7:40 PM

If I were in the store with my kids I’d call the police.

by Anonymousreply 61August 15, 2021 7:41 PM

Frau twat ^

by Anonymousreply 62August 15, 2021 7:42 PM

R61: Karen wants to speak to the rimming manager

by Anonymousreply 63August 15, 2021 7:43 PM

Yes r62 keep your rimming out of sight of my fucking kids!

by Anonymousreply 64August 15, 2021 7:43 PM

,y kids do not need to see you nasty sex!

by Anonymousreply 65August 15, 2021 7:44 PM

Garbage prevails in 2021

by Anonymousreply 66August 15, 2021 7:45 PM

R64 nobody cares about your stupid kids and your pussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 67August 15, 2021 7:47 PM

I’m no Karen, but if I ran into them while I was out with my nephews and nieces, hell, yeah, I’d call the cops.

by Anonymousreply 68August 15, 2021 7:48 PM

Oh go fuck yourself to death

by Anonymousreply 69August 15, 2021 7:48 PM

OP pics looks like the dimmer is Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

by Anonymousreply 70August 15, 2021 7:50 PM

Please, you would have let Joel watch the whole thing, r68.

by Anonymousreply 71August 15, 2021 7:51 PM

Of course he has ‘Antifa’ and ‘BLM’ in his bio, this is the state of the modern day left and libs.

by Anonymousreply 72August 15, 2021 7:52 PM

R70 or generic redheads

by Anonymousreply 73August 15, 2021 7:53 PM

[quote] No wonder the Afghans don’t want to follow American values.

You're right, they should stick to porking underage boys

by Anonymousreply 74August 15, 2021 7:53 PM

They're doing this in the Masonary Supplies section shouldn't they do this in Plumbing supplies or the aisle with toilet bowls and toilet seats?

by Anonymousreply 75August 15, 2021 7:59 PM

[quote]Having sex in the open in a public store is wrong. They could have at least used the men's room.

They obviously get off on doing it in public. Lowlife scum. (Not you. Them.)

by Anonymousreply 76August 15, 2021 8:00 PM

But what about the children?

by Anonymousreply 77August 15, 2021 8:01 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 78August 15, 2021 8:08 PM

But if some offended dad beat the shit out of them mid-rimming, the first thing they'd do is scream "we were gay-bashed!"

[quote]Comments like [R52] are why I hate him

R52 is right, though.

by Anonymousreply 79August 15, 2021 8:09 PM

I'm sure they had an accomplice like an employee, maybe a friend, there's too many people in there usually to get away with that.

by Anonymousreply 80August 15, 2021 8:10 PM

Are you kidding R79? The offended dad WAS the one getting rimmed!

by Anonymousreply 81August 15, 2021 8:11 PM

R45 here. I'm corporate and don't work in a store but if I did I would call the police. Corporate is very strict about a whole lot of things. Imagine if a store employee saw that and started screeching about it to HR? Fucking nightmare. Being grilled by HR and upper management about where I was and why wasnt someone covering that aisle.

Fuck these jackasses.

by Anonymousreply 82August 15, 2021 8:22 PM

R39 - true...I LOVE ass as much as the next top, but not at Home Depot. These are probably white trash who happen to be gay.

by Anonymousreply 83August 15, 2021 8:23 PM

whatever, I think it's hot

by Anonymousreply 84August 15, 2021 8:28 PM

“Probably,” r83?

by Anonymousreply 85August 15, 2021 8:31 PM

A dead body could remain undetected for a month in the average Home Depot, R80.

by Anonymousreply 86August 15, 2021 8:41 PM

I know what you mean.

by Anonymousreply 87August 15, 2021 8:47 PM

Right R85...no normal shop bottom (and God knows I have fucked and rimmed and gotten sucked dry by enough) with any level of class would do this. Wildest shit was in the men's dressing room...with the door locked.

by Anonymousreply 88August 15, 2021 9:03 PM

Scum of the earth

by Anonymousreply 89August 15, 2021 9:27 PM

I see this every time I go shopping at Home Depot!

by Anonymousreply 90August 15, 2021 9:32 PM

I mean, whatever, who am I to judge? As long as I can get what I came into the store for, it’s fine with with me. God bless!

by Anonymousreply 91August 15, 2021 9:45 PM

The guy getting rimmed has a great looking ass

by Anonymousreply 92August 15, 2021 10:21 PM

As a straight woman if I saw this in Home Depot I'd chuckle and walk the other way. The annoying thing about it is not that it's public sex-- that's been around for ages and really doesn't hurt anyone. The problem for me is that it's public sex for the purpose of getting attention on social media. Social media is driving people to do stupid and increasingly risky things.

by Anonymousreply 93August 15, 2021 10:31 PM

Ugly people should not be making porn.

by Anonymousreply 94August 15, 2021 10:54 PM

R92 - has the ass of a perimenopausal lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 95August 15, 2021 10:58 PM

If I stumbled upon this I’d unzip my fly and piss in his ass while the other guy rims and drinks my piss out of his asshole

by Anonymousreply 96August 15, 2021 11:25 PM

R96 Classy darling!

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by Anonymousreply 97August 15, 2021 11:31 PM

In his defense, I read the guy's twitter and he IS a drug dealer, so there's a pretty good chance he uses drugs too. Not too bright to commit a crime in a Home Depot and record yourself committing said crime. And then brag on your twitter that you sell drugs. SMH.

by Anonymousreply 98August 16, 2021 12:15 AM

[quote] Enjoy your intestinal parasites and throat cancer

[bold]SHRIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Anonymousreply 99August 16, 2021 3:05 AM

Hoes gonna hoe

by Anonymousreply 100August 16, 2021 3:37 AM

R98 so Twitter doesn't care if you advertise selling drugs?

by Anonymousreply 101August 16, 2021 3:37 AM

They look like redneck meth trash. Chassidee is back home in the trailer with little Brayleigh and Gunner, so they have to find a place to tryst.

by Anonymousreply 102August 16, 2021 3:45 AM

R2=Prissy frau CUNT

by Anonymousreply 103August 16, 2021 4:18 AM

Take it to Wal-Mart you freak

by Anonymousreply 104August 16, 2021 4:19 AM

Well now we know who the DL sex negative pussies and frau CUNTS are.

by Anonymousreply 105August 16, 2021 4:23 AM

This thread proves why straight cunts should not be allowed to post their hysterical yammerings on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 106August 16, 2021 4:25 AM

[quote]Well now we know who the DL sex negative pussies and frau CUNTS are.

No you fucking worthless piece of shit. Like R82 said, employees at Home Depot are the ones that have to deal with Corporate coming down on them like a hammer if this shit reaches them because two meth heads are looking for attention.

Take your entitled privileged ass and go fuck yourself.

by Anonymousreply 107August 16, 2021 4:48 AM

Eat MY ass R107.

Go deep, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 108August 16, 2021 4:51 AM

R108 what you have to say doesn't really matter, you're fucking white trash.

by Anonymousreply 109August 16, 2021 5:00 AM

TimTebowsNutsack, is this you in the video?

by Anonymousreply 110August 16, 2021 5:17 AM

[quote] you're fucking white trash.

You racist and classist piece of shit r109

by Anonymousreply 111August 16, 2021 5:51 AM

Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 112August 16, 2021 5:54 AM

Sound on

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by Anonymousreply 113August 16, 2021 5:58 AM

Part 3 of the Home Depot series

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by Anonymousreply 114August 16, 2021 6:11 AM

That is one blond ass.

by Anonymousreply 115August 16, 2021 6:17 AM

Is this that scene from White Lotus? It’s very convincing.

by Anonymousreply 116August 16, 2021 8:49 AM

R109 I can't understand you what with your tongue buried deep in my ass.

Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 117August 16, 2021 3:27 PM

I guess some enterprising young person needs to start a "People Of Home Depot" web page.

by Anonymousreply 118August 16, 2021 6:14 PM

Shed Surprise

One Home Depot employee reports finding two people having a little too much fun in a store shed that was displayed out in the parking lot. The employee writes, “They even lit a candle to set the mood.”

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by Anonymousreply 119August 16, 2021 6:20 PM

"Big Box Re-TAIL-ing: Eating Out"

by Anonymousreply 120August 16, 2021 6:42 PM

This probably happened before or after store hours.

by Anonymousreply 121August 17, 2021 3:45 AM

Where is the picture? There's no link on OP's post

by Anonymousreply 122August 17, 2021 3:51 AM

Here you go R122.

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by Anonymousreply 123August 17, 2021 7:00 AM

R122 adjust your settings to “asbestos eyeballs”

by Anonymousreply 124August 17, 2021 3:26 PM

EOAAHD

by Anonymousreply 125August 17, 2021 3:41 PM

How exactly does one go about finding ass to eat at a Home Depot? Hey bro you want your ass eaten in aisle 11?

by Anonymousreply 126August 18, 2021 6:59 PM

More please!

by Anonymousreply 127August 19, 2021 8:50 PM

White Lotus wishes it was this real R116

by Anonymousreply 128August 30, 2021 12:22 PM

Between the army of lesbians buying mulch and hacksaws and .........

by Anonymousreply 129August 30, 2021 12:28 PM

How fresh is that anal hygiene tho

by Anonymousreply 130August 30, 2021 12:36 PM

[quote] @jamesonashxxx - "Not followed by anyone you’re following"

That's a relief!

by Anonymousreply 131August 30, 2021 12:44 PM

DLer can't contain himself.

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by Anonymousreply 132August 30, 2021 12:56 PM

R93 has it right.

This isn’t about being oversexed, or getting off on sex in public.

It’s about content.

The location is just the backdrop - same situation over and over and over and over - who’s gonna pay for that, especially when you look like these two?

It’s about submitting the same old product with different backdrops.

Eventually, these fucktards are going to be filming a quickie in Cinderella’s Castle at Disneyland.

Being needy for money because they don’t want or can’t hold down a real job means they’ll do anything and everything to bring in a buck.

Fuck social media.

by Anonymousreply 133August 30, 2021 1:15 PM

Red rim, red rim!

by Anonymousreply 134August 30, 2021 1:21 PM

Just another day in America!

by Anonymousreply 135September 2, 2021 6:29 PM

[quote]there's a pretty good chance he uses drugs too.

Oh the skin on bone and ravaged, balding meth skulls didn't give it away, r98?

Some people have no Methface-dar.

by Anonymousreply 136September 2, 2021 7:35 PM

This is great customer service.

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by Anonymousreply 137September 2, 2021 8:57 PM

They should add some sort of dining area. Maybe everyone gets hungry 😋

by Anonymousreply 138September 4, 2021 5:46 PM

Fake. Probably cheap green screen. Anything can be faked these days.

by Anonymousreply 139September 4, 2021 5:49 PM

Who are these amateurs? I’ve been fisting men at Cracker Barrel for YEARS!

by Anonymousreply 140September 4, 2021 6:07 PM

Over the Barrel

by Anonymousreply 141September 6, 2021 5:06 AM

Disgusting. Just because we’re gay doesn’t mean we have to be ok with rimming being performed in public. Call me a sex-negative MARY! If you will… I call it decency.

by Anonymousreply 142September 6, 2021 1:36 PM

Being judgmental about public ass eating is a something you should take a good hard look at. Public asseating is the new holding hands

by Anonymousreply 143September 6, 2021 4:33 PM

R143 you are a disgusting troll. Go away you filthy person.

by Anonymousreply 144September 6, 2021 4:37 PM

[quote] Yes [R62] keep your rimming out of sight of my fucking kids!

Your desire to deprive your children of educational opportunities makes you a poor parent

by Anonymousreply 145September 6, 2021 5:02 PM

Some people get off on being moralistic and judgmental

by Anonymousreply 146September 6, 2021 5:04 PM

When I think ass eating, I think Home Depot!

by Anonymousreply 147September 6, 2021 6:33 PM

"Hey, you ass-eating homosexuals, take a break, and come on over here and advise me which shade of blue I should paint my bathroom."

by Anonymousreply 148September 6, 2021 6:52 PM

[quote]Call me a sex-negative MARY! If you will… I call it decency.

Never, R142.

I call you a PUSSY.

by Anonymousreply 149September 6, 2021 7:00 PM

R148 for lesbian spotting

by Anonymousreply 150September 6, 2021 8:20 PM

Where is the original video?

by Anonymousreply 151September 13, 2021 4:55 PM

Hawt

by Anonymousreply 152September 13, 2021 5:23 PM

this is why we can't ever have nice things............

by Anonymousreply 153September 13, 2021 5:35 PM

Eating shit is fun!

by Anonymousreply 154September 13, 2021 6:24 PM

Good work, men.

by Anonymousreply 155September 13, 2021 6:29 PM

This thread is vintage DL gold

by Anonymousreply 156September 14, 2021 10:06 AM

Link to video please

by Anonymousreply 157September 14, 2021 11:03 AM

r157 here ya go

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by Anonymousreply 158September 15, 2021 1:51 AM

Whoops dunno how that happened

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by Anonymousreply 159September 15, 2021 1:54 AM

EOAAHD

by Anonymousreply 160September 15, 2021 2:09 AM
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