Dustin Lance Black SCREAMS

When Dustin Lance Black says "Oh my god" over and over and over again

Do you think he also says that in bed as well?

Somewhere the Diana death queens weep…

Daley does us proud.

^^Tom said it very well.

Congratulations to Tom. He certainly has worked hard for that medal.

what a scream

SHRIIIIEEEEEK!

SHRIIIIEEEEEK!

SHRIIIIEEEEEK!

Will this replace the Princess Diana scream in DL lore?

She screams like a 12 yo girl.

He’s 47. It’s beyond embarrassing.

Do any young gays actually look up to Dustin Lance Black?

He was a barebacking whore in the pre-PrEP days and is now mostly known for marrying a guy 20 years younger.

As much as I want to mock Dustin, nothing can take away Tom's achievement. Whatever you think of the two of them, Tom worked hard for that medal. I honestly thought he might never achieve it but good for him.

I'm sure, though, we'll have to deal with some post of DLB's Osar beside Tom's gold medal.

He's just jealous because he know exactly how Tom plans to spend the next few days celebrating in Tokyo.

Tom’s mother seemed genuinely frightened by the girlish screams.

Now that Tom has his gold medal, he can kick Dustin into the dustbin.

They cheat on each other. #fact

I feel like I have to meet this Dustin Lance Black fellow - because I really don't understand this relationship at all. He's 20 years older. He's not that hot. He's had a middling Hollywood career.

Is he THAT fucking charming? What kind of Svengali charm does this man possess?

But great for Tom - he had two bronzes before, this really is an awesome cap to his career. He can retire now.

[quote] Will this replace the Princess Diana scream in DL lore?

Oh, It’ll certainly be mentioned in the same breath. Instant classic.

I’d like to be their mantle—Oscar and Olympic Gold Medal. Now they just need the Nobel Peace Prize.

R3 Tom eviscerated the “tom is bi” troll.

Tom’s dad died so maybe DLB was a father figure. I kind of doubt they have sex. They live with the mom who is Lance’s age. When Tom is 30, Lance will be 50.

Jeez! What a silly bitch!🤣🤣🤣

[quote]He’s 47. It’s beyond embarrassing.

You're right, R10. 47 years olds no longer need be excited or scream for ANY reason, EVER. If there is ever a moment in which one may feel that way they should simply nod to acknowledge the vent and be silent for the rest of the hour.

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[quote] simply nod to acknowledge the vent

Acknowledging the vent in the rear is what got him into trouble in the first place.

*** M! A! R! Y! ****

All of you envious gays! You really embarrass yourselves with these constant attempts to mock their relationship. You are so envious of DLB that it's obvious and comical

I’ve watched a few of their videos, and DLB likes to insinuate that TD is a bottom, and he’s a top. But I thought DLB is a bottom. Maybe that’s why they allegedly have an open marriage.

Tom probably nailed that Tyler Downs twink to celebrate last night.

R26 - of course we're envious. And we aren't attempting to mock their relationship, we are mocking their relationship.

It is creepy. Any 39 year old man dating a 19 year old man is going to be looked at sideways. Those are huge years - it's not like 59 and 39.

Lance is a creepy pedophile. No one is jealous of him.

[quote] DLB likes to insinuate that TD is a bottom, and he’s a top

I can't imagine TD being the top

[quote] They live with the mom who is Lance’s age. When Tom is 30, Lance will be 50.

Wait a minute, you mean Tom, Lance and Tom's mother all live under the same roof?

[quote] how Tom plans to spend the next few days celebrating in Tokyo.

If he’s done he leaves. I think that’s the policy to keep down covid risks.

Envious gays, who are mocking their relationship, sit at home alone popping anti-depressants and try to convince themselves that they are happy.

I think she moved in as Tom had to be in Japan for several weeks and LDB is working on some sort of series in Canada, where she, he and the kid currently are. She doesn't live with them permanently.

Are they happy? Lance seems passive-aggressive, very awkward, and they don’t display any affection.

Poor Tom having to deal with that old bottom. I bet Lance doesn’t take care of Tom’s hole like he deserves.

😂😂 awww…

This photo tells how hard he worked for the medal and it paid off. Congratulations 👏

I adore Tom. Friendly, cute, athletic, charming, hobbyist—what’s not to like?

[quote] I adore Tom. Friendly, cute, athletic, charming, hobbyist—what’s not to like?

Hobbyist and Hobbit like.

Their kid is motionless and face down on the furniture while one parent shrieks like a banshee and the other wins the Olympics. Did they slip something in it’s milk?

I'm not sure where all the contempt for Tom on this board comes from. He's hyperactive and seems rather naïve, but is essentially a sweet-natured person. And he's so fucking cute.

I could see not finding him sexy, but that's not a disqualifier for me in terms of finding people appealing in other ways.

What will DLB do for an encore if Daley wins tonight

Toms FEMININE HUSBAND turned Tommy girly. If you look at videos of Tom younger he was actually more masculine. But then Old Husbands queenyness practically gave Tom a lisp.....Sad...

Considering Tom just dropped to third - it will only be tears not screams tonight

Has Bryan Singer had Tommy?.....I wouldn't be surprised...Sad how much effort Tommy went to to remove all the photos that used to be out there of Tom and Bryan...

That was not sexy, Dusty.