Is Monica Lewinsky still on the average persons mind?

Is that recent pic of her? Because she looks good.

Public trollop.

Every 45 seconds, an American tweets that we owe her an apology.

Borderline is a helluva drug

She went away for a long time, but now she never stops tweeting about blowing a President. Sometimes they're funny but GET A LIFE

The epitome of 'loose lips'

This cunt has tried to extend her 15 minutes more than Angelyne.

Fox keeps her relevant to their audience. Most of us have forgotten her. Does she work?

It’s difficult to believe her blowjobs were really that good.

Has she learnt to swallow yet?

Sexual Abuse is sexual abuse.

Whenever I give my partner a blowjob/rimjob combo (which is often, as we are not big fans of anal) I always think of it as "the full Lewinsky". So in that sense, yes, she is still on my mind.

Whenever I get a stain on my dress I think of her….

You know your entire political party is a rotting pack of losers when you've been expunged from three branches of power and all you have to console yourselves are Hillary's e-mails and Monica Lewinsky.

#Winning

She's exhausting.

She need to be in public constantly or else the Clinton will be after her.

I bet Hillary DEPLORES Monica.

She's ancient and still no man. Has she switched teams?

No, but she's on the Russiapublican payroll. She's never held a job since... the blowjob.

They're so glad they don't have to pay Linda Tripp hush money anymore.

R11 did she rim as well as suck?

I can’t eat spinach dip because of her.

I made her! Nobody has any idea!

[quote]when you've been expunged from three branches of power

Wait, did three Republican SCOTUS justices die and get replaced by liberals all while I went out for my run?

She said she hasn’t managed to get a job. She must come from serious money.

I think those that were around during the scandal probably remember her. Every time she pops up in the news they are reminded of the blow job.

She comes from money, used to go to the NYC salon I worked at on Christopher St. and lived/lives in the Archive Building down the street. $$$

She said she hasn’t managed to get a job. She must come from serious money.

—Anonymous

I think she went to a small liberal arts college in Portland, Oregon. Lewis and Clark? Isn't that college mainly for rich kids, supposedly?

Am I crazy to think that one day her and Hillary will launch a national speaking tour together? It just seems like the logical conclusion of the whole saga.

R20 Yes she also ate Clinton's ass...

She helped get Bush 2 in office.

Dems never consider the power of incumbency.

I was one who wanted Bill pushed out for lying to the US & in court in favor of Gore.

If only my fellow dems saw how hard it was to out a sitting prez once they're in the chair (Bush 2, Obama).

We might've been spared 8 years of Bush 2 & even the 4 of Trump.

Hills might've been more welcomed when the party gave her a top nomination.

The party had Trump level loyalty to the Clintons & it's shocking how many still talk of do nothing Chelsea as a future candidate.

As you can probably tell, I'm no big fan of political dynasties.

She’s spent two decades trying to be a celebrity on the back of being a whore. Not that Clinton wasn’t a whore, too. But her moma must be so proud.

[quote] She’s spent two decades trying to be a celebrity on the back of being a whore. Not that Clinton wasn’t a whore, too. But her moma must be so proud.

Hillary's proud.

YASS, Keep hating her and don't focus on me please.

Apparently, she's on yours, OP.

I know! Let's go to the Stoning!

What a Repug-a-Palooza this thread is.

[quote]Is Monica Lewinsky still on the average persons mind?

How can we forget her if she won't leave?

It is reported Ken Starr beats off to a picture of her at least 4x a day.

I bet Bill’s anus smelled. Straight men don’t have any idea to keep that area clean, they shit mid-day and wipe with dry paper and then sit in that noxious brew all day.

I never think of her until someone or article brings her up, I don't feel sorry for her, she was 22 years old when she started working in the White House not some teenager, if she had kept her big yap shut only her and Bill would have known and she would have faced no repercussions, it was stupid of both of them. They both got what they deserved.

Her handbags were cute, and I can’t believe y’all don’t remember this but she was a pariah for years. Who would have hired her back then? She was 21 years old and handled herself better than I would have at that age.

I don't know why I am surprised but you cunts are more cunty than usual. Of course Bill Clinton is remembered as the wonderful old wise former President who literally has had a post presidential life unscathed. But bring Monica Lewinsky's name up and she's the whore who sucked off a POTUS in the Oval Office. No redemption. No getting past that. No way to get past that. It is disgusting the duality that exists between the two of them. He was a predator and he was in a position of power and if it was any other situation he would have been fired and his career would have been over. And as far as blaming her for Bush 2? Thats on boring ass Gore and Clinton who lied under oath.

I think of her loose snatch every time I see a cigar.

[quote]She was 21 years old and handled herself better than I would have at that age.

Back then, people were expected to act like adults when they turned 18. Unlike today’s Millennial generation who are perpetual children and traumatized by daily life well into their thirties.

Bill was always attracted to chubby, dumpy looking women. It must have been a power thing.

I blame Bill’s handlers. He should’ve hired Pence’s and not allowed a woman alone in the same room with him.

Turns out, sucking off the president of the United States was not a smart career move.

She's in the rotation of the average Republican's golden oldie conspiracy theories, along with Bill's secret Black baby and BENGHAZI.

If Hillary had been a better wife to the president, we would never have known her name.

R47 you are looking for a fight, do you?

Let's hope people will give you what you want.

[quote] Turns out, sucking off the president of the United States was not a smart career move.

You can say that again.

R48 are you promising or threatening?

All I'm saying is, the First Lady has one job, and she failed at it.

She made some bad choices but the media bullying was relentless. And it came from both the mainstream elite media and the right wing outlets. Maureen Dowd was gifted a Pulitzer for mocking Monica weekly. Lewinsky was even threatened with jail time by the FBI. The DC elite media circles had despised " hick" Clinton and his " bitch" wife Hilary from the beginning and they went absolutely nuts at this opportunity. They howled about what a disgrace this incident was yet had no issue with the scores of Republicans who kept a mistress for decades. And interestingly, these same media rooms seemed to be ground zero for Me too allegations later on. Affairs happen everyday in dc. Lewinsky is famous only because of the media and right wing jackals.

OP, Define “average person.” It’s not the same on DL as it is among the general public.

She could have had a career but she chose to make a living off being "the remarkably honest and engaging former lover of a former president." It was, is, and will always be a tiresome act.

[quote] She went away for a long time, but now she never stops tweeting about blowing a President

I was very supportive of her reclaiming some of, well, whatever. A space where she wasn't a joke, because she's interesting and deserves better.

But now she seems to keep dining out on her history in her Tweets. It's only a matter of time until she sells some sort of dress with jizz stains, or a load-flavored kombucha, or something.

You brought her up, OP, so you sort of answered your own question.

R45. I haf never had problem. Sucking President’s cock even got foreign-born parents US citizenship. Plus vee now live in luxury mansion mit servants to vash my husband’ shit-stained pants.

Came here to post what R5 said..

I hate Jay Leno with the fire of a thousand suns for the way he joked about Monica.

She didn't start the jokes, but I am glad she can laugh at them now.

Love that slut.

Monica Lewinsky takes her dress to the dry cleaners. As she is leaving, the dry clean calls out "Come Again!"

"No," she replies, "just milk."

That one is almost as old as the stain itself, R60.

R59 what's worse is how long they went on. He was still cracking Monica jokes well into the 2000s.

R62 is that cum on your face, or did you just blow someone to get a job?

Who?

Only in her OWN mind...

She has lovely hair

I'm impressed by her ambition. Back in the early 90s, it wasn't so common for people to be overweight, and society was more nasty to girls who were even slightly overweight. But that didn't stop her from pursuing her crush, who just happened to be the most powerful man in the world. She was in her young 20s, and maybe it was the first time she had fallen in love.

She didn't want the money and fame, she was content being the sidepiece in the crowd. Her downfall was spilling everything to her coworker. But really, if you were in your young 20s and banging (orally) POTUS, you wouldn't be able to shut up about it either; you'd have to tell someone. If she had hinted about the affair to anyone else, they'd probably have thought she was a delusional nut.

People's brains aren't fully formed until they're 25, so she can always blame it on that. That slut Bill had no excuse, though. She might still love him a little bit; the pangs of your first love never really go away. Maybe every time she appears in the media, she imagines him watching or reading the interview, and she wonders if he's still fond of her even though he can't act on it.

Every once in awhile the tabloids interview the woman who had an affair with JFK in the White House when she was a young government worker. The man was a pig, and he loaned her out to his buddies for sexual favors while he watched. In that case, the woman seemed like a victim to JFK's predator. The difference between her and Monica was that Monica was kind of the predator in her affair with Bill. (Still, Bill should have known better.) She constantly plotted to cross his path, and she regularly snuck away from her intern job post to chase him down.

Young love messes up your head and makes you do stupid things sometimes. And that's why many people have a soft spot for Monica in their hearts.

She was old enough to know what she was doing was not smart. She's no victim and everyone knows it. Guess what, young woman can make bad sexual decisions. Doesn't mean they were a victim just because they lived to regret it. Own your shit, whores. Own your shit.

^ She gave an interview to Baba Wawa on 20/20 that received high ratings and Baba asked and got detailed answers as to how it (or she) went down. Unnecessary salacious details.

[quote] Maybe every time she appears in the media, she imagines him watching or reading the interview, and she wonders if he's still fond of her even though he can't act on it.

Excellent point, r67. I don't know if you're a woman but this is exactly how a woman thinks.

R39 she also handled Bill pretty well!

Coming soon--

Monica, go suck an unmarried dick.

Edie Falco is Linda Tripp!

If I were Monica, I'd be so offended at the Beanie Feldstein casting.

Trailer:

Unlike most of the people who bitch about Murphy I usually like his shows. But I have no real desire to sit through a rehash of this shit show. As many jokes as it spawned it was a real tragedy the amount of money and resources that were spent investigating a sex act between two consenting adults.

She previously seduced one of her married older college professors, chased Bill for an entire year, bragged about wanting to seduce him, and after months of her lifting her skirt or dropping her pants to "show him what color underwear she was wearing that day" she finally got him. That tart gets no sympathy from me.

R78 Why did Bill continue to allow her exclusive access to him and the Oral I mean Oval Office? He attempted to circumvent protocol by not having her visits recorded in the ledger. He was an idiot not to see the 'red flag' that was Monica. He had everything to loose in this situation.

^ lose or perhaps too loose

Female privilege is becoming a celebrity for sucking dick.

R69 I liked that Barbara Walters interview, just two dirty sluts sharing cock sucking techniques on prime time television.

Cruddy skank. Have some dignity and stop grabbing the spotlight.

Monica is our goddess.

She didn't do for berets what Miss Faye did!

Only when I think about cigars or the Gap.

My mother always referred to her as a lost soul.

OK, I will admit that I found Bill Clinton to be attractive back then but there is no way I would have been able to give him a spontaneous rim job.

R30, you are either up Bernie Sanders' butt or you're up Trump's. Sanders doesn't need you up his butt as Biden has brought him into the big tent.

The Republicans keep her on retainer in case Hillary ever runs for anything. She hasn't worked in decades.

It wasn't her college professor. Think it was her high school teacher.