We were about to leave home, he suddenly wanted to poop. We ran out of the toilet paper so he jumped into a shower to clean. It took him 30 mins to finish showering cuz we also ran out of body washer. I think I should break up with him
I missed the plane because of my husband’s incompetence
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 23, 2021 9:10 PM |
#poopishalounge
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 23, 2021 8:24 PM |
How do you run out of toilet paper?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 23, 2021 8:28 PM |
What are you feeding him OP?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 23, 2021 8:29 PM |
You want he should have had to poop on the plane? He should dump you.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 23, 2021 8:30 PM |
Fucking hell, how do some people make it through a day?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 23, 2021 8:34 PM |
[quote] I missed the plane because of my husband’s incontinence.
Fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 23, 2021 8:43 PM |
You sound like an idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 23, 2021 8:45 PM |
Your husband should dump you for using the non-word “cuz”.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 23, 2021 8:48 PM |
Leave him, OP. That business in the shower and all that time wasted is a huge red flag. Too High Maintenance!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 23, 2021 8:48 PM |
Sounds like some is being lazy instead of taking their ass to the damn store to make sure there ass tissue and body wash in the bathroom for your man.
OP, you need to get it together before your ass gets dumped. Take better care of your partner.
Gosh.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 23, 2021 8:51 PM |
[quote]Your husband should dump you for using the non-word “cuz”.
And the word "poop." Is he a 4 year old boy? Are you dictating this from a PTA meeting? Is your pastor within earshot?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 23, 2021 8:58 PM |
-1,000,000/10
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 23, 2021 9:04 PM |
Just write "Fat Whore" on his forehead with a sharpie while he's asleep. That will make it even.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 23, 2021 9:06 PM |
At least you didn't get poop on your statin shoes
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 23, 2021 9:10 PM |