Favorite slang swear words for genitals?

"OP" for useless micropenis

Even though I don't use this term myself, I like it when a man refers to his penis as 'cock'.

Sorry, whenever I hear the word, "twat," this is the fist thing that comes into my mind.

My raisins.

zob (French slang) for cock.

"tallywacker" for the penis.

"francois" for the cock and balls.

"beef curtains" for the vulva.

"schlong" for penis

Wang and coochie

This is so freaky: my professors are named Twat Dong and Wang Kuchi.

Poussoir or Happy Station for the coochie Mussy or Hidey Hole for the bussy Wang or dong for the wiener

fart box for arse

I enjoy saying 'twat' in place of the word 'what'. It's fun to see the expression on faces as they wonder ... did he just say twat?

Twat's wrong?

Twat time is it?

Twat's for dinner?

r8, in "The Vagina Monologues" they call the ladybusiness a "coochie snorcher" 😂

Dong

Tangential lexis. I was a weekend guest in Rhinebeck and a local trash townie invited me over to what turned out to be his double wide in some local hick hamlet. He served me a Labatt tallboy in the can, walked across the room, opened his shorty robe, gave me a good look at his draw achingly large equipment, then dropped the robe and sat down on a vinyl recliner. I heard his long cock slap on the vinyl. He started playing with himself while making social chit chat. Then he said "you need to get on your knees, boy, and throat daddy before I dick you on the floor. "

Since then I have loved "dick" as a verb.

Whilst traveling in South Africa with a gay tour and wearing our Fanny packs and endlessly discussing where they were at any moment, learning from a guide that that’s what they call Vajayjays.

I do like the S&M SPH of cocklet and little boyclit.

Camel Toe

JAW achingly

Flaccid penis - dick

Erect penis, ready for action - cock

Cooter makes me chuckle!

Satan’s Sword

“Snapper” for ladybits

Twat was in vogue in the 1970s...just saying.

Fuzzy clam makes me chuckle. I like using staff, shaft & pole during "sword play".

[quote] Whilst traveling in South Africa with a gay tour and wearing our Fanny packs and endlessly discussing where they were at any moment, learning from a guide that that’s what they call Vajayjays.

They call a pussy a Fanny in the UK as well. I wonder if it’s called Fanny pack because the pack is over your pussy. Americans say Fanny to refer to one’s butt, so I never understood how they were Fanny packs.

I enjoy saying “Willy” for penis. Picked it up from chat shows while in the UK.

Bearded clam for snatch.

penis: schlong, skin flute, kielbasa, tube steak, trouser snake, hairy canary

vagina: axe wound, hoo-ha, stench trench, vertical smile, queef box, squish mitten

They are all amusing.

I still can't get over how the big thing is for bottoms to refer to their assholes as their "pussies." Both Eddy CeeTee and Devin Franco talk all the time on their OnlyFans sites about their pussies, and it's such a turn-off.

I only use "twat" as a pejorative to describe a person.