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Big trucks are tiny penismobiles

They are, Blanche, they are!

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by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2021 5:54 PM

Every guy I've been with who had a pickup truck had a big dick... well except one short guy, but he was the exception.

by Anonymousreply 1July 23, 2021 4:18 AM

I agree r1. I've never met a man with a big truck and a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 2July 23, 2021 4:20 AM

R1/R2 Pencil Dicks in F150's

by Anonymousreply 3July 23, 2021 4:29 AM

R1 meet R2

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by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2021 4:33 AM

Big Truck = Big Bottom

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by Anonymousreply 5July 23, 2021 4:46 AM

I think this is a case of you wanting this to be true OP because it flatters your own prejudice of whatever you think guys with trucks are. There is no correlation between dick size and car type.

One of my first gay encounters with another guy, the guy had a huge truck (almost like a monster truck) and an enormous thick cock. I'm talking 10 inches and beer can thick... it was a bit much.

Conversely, I just hooked up with a guy a few weeks ago who had a little red volvo and he had a 5 inch cock... and he was 6'2..... and a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 6July 23, 2021 4:50 AM

I’m 6’8” and I need a full size truck to fit in.

by Anonymousreply 7July 23, 2021 5:09 AM

I would say that outdoorsy, construction or mechanic types who drive big trucks are generally well hung. That's one reason why everyone wants a guy like that.

by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2021 5:31 AM

[quote] I’m 6’8”

well, hello!

*presents hole*

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2021 4:28 PM

R8 Micro Peen replying to himself. Block him and half the responses disappear. We get it R1.

Google: OVERCOMPENSATION

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2021 5:43 PM

so truck owners have tiny peepees

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2021 5:48 PM

Men with beards like that are always hiding a missing chin or jawline.

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2021 5:54 PM

Ew gross go live in a cave freakazoid r7

by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2021 5:54 PM
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