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Bob Dole is STILL alive!

For now.

Said he's a Trumper, yet also says Trump was full of shit re election fraud.

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by Anonymousreply 44December 6, 2021 2:02 PM

What’s wrong with his hands?!

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2021 4:40 PM

He needs to rub a turtle Mitch.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2021 4:41 PM

He looks like a face reconstructed from a found skull

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2021 4:43 PM

He’s literally being propped up 😂

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2021 4:44 PM

If I ever get that decrepit, I hope someone pushes me out to sea on an ice floe, or gives me a hot shot of morphine.

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2021 4:55 PM

He's hot. How much is he worth?

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2021 5:01 PM

Me, too, R5. I hope I have the gumption to suck on a tailpipe well before that.

He's gruesome.

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2021 5:03 PM

Spielberg should have cast Dole rather than Hal Holbrook as walking corpse Francis Preston Blair in “Lincoln.”

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by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2021 5:10 PM

Damn old cunt

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2021 5:13 PM

I saw him once in the tunnels under Mayo Clinic in Rochester. This must have been 1995, maybe? He looked 100 years old then. I cannot imagine he's still alive.

The human body is tough to kill.

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2021 5:14 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2021 5:16 PM

Shriveled corpse he is.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2021 5:45 PM

He's also being treated for Stage IV lung cancer. From a previous Bob Dole thread:

[quote] Bob Dole is fine. Bob Dole will fight this with every fiber of Bob Dole’s being.

[quote] Bob Dole is a fighter. Bob Dole will survive this.

[quote] —Bob Dole

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2021 5:45 PM

Are you sure he's still alive? It's hard to tell from that picture.

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2021 5:46 PM

R14 He has the freshly embalmed glow.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2021 5:47 PM

"He's also being treated for Stage IV lung cancer"

I'm surprised the cancer can find anything to live off of

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2021 5:49 PM

He's really put on some weight!

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2021 5:52 PM

Still got that motherfucking Bob Dole! click pen in his hand.

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2021 5:53 PM

This is a testament to his free medical care.

I also wonder if people who have the fortitude to survive war and combat have what it takes to survive almost everything else. Maybe that's why they made it through a war. Darwin at work after all.

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2021 5:53 PM

If only the Bob Dole types were still dominant in the GOP.

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2021 7:37 PM

If I get like that, please shove me in front of an oncoming train. One last act of kindness from a friend.

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2021 8:04 PM

He had it the morning I saw him at Mayo Clinic, r18. He was wearing a hospital gown, and being escorted by a nurse. But yeah, still with the pen (at 6am); that's how I recognized him.

by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2021 10:19 PM

This Weekend at Bernie's reboot looks dumb.

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2021 10:34 PM

I love his pineapples.

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2021 10:37 PM

[Quote]What’s wrong with his hands?!

R1 Rheumatoid arthritis, along with being as old as the hills.

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by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2021 10:44 PM

Just DIE already!

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2021 10:54 PM

One of his arms has been paralyzed & useless since World War 2. How do you not know that? It's one of the reasons he was a huge sponsors of disability legislation and a huge reasons why all that legislation got passed.

by Anonymousreply 27July 23, 2021 5:39 AM

[quote] Bob Dole is STILL alive!

Not anymore.

by Anonymousreply 28December 5, 2021 3:57 PM

OP killed Bob Dole!

by Anonymousreply 29December 5, 2021 3:59 PM

He certainly doesn’t look alive in that photo. That photo is giving me Weekend at Bernie’s.

He looks like Hatshepsut‘s mummy

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by Anonymousreply 30December 5, 2021 4:03 PM

“He's hot. How much is he worth?—Anna Nicole Smith”

Anna Nicole Smith: You’ve come back alive trying to get on the Dole again?

by Anonymousreply 31December 5, 2021 4:05 PM

R1 White people are just inherently racist. It's just nature.

by Anonymousreply 32December 5, 2021 4:07 PM

The original white folks clearly were inherently racist but I think there has also been a great effort put forward to make sure future generations see anyone not white as less then and treat them as such.

The persistence and spreading of racism is deliberate.

by Anonymousreply 33December 5, 2021 4:13 PM

No. He isn't

by Anonymousreply 34December 5, 2021 4:33 PM

That dark hair die made him look like a teenager.

by Anonymousreply 35December 5, 2021 4:36 PM

R33 Trumps 74 million voters says otherwise. Face it! America is what it is, a racist fucking dump.

That's why this country cannot move forward, the way it should. And just lookbat the GOP today.

This country is a mess. That's why I said, it's inherent.

by Anonymousreply 36December 5, 2021 4:39 PM

I'm not old enough to remember the 96 election so I know him from that Simpsons halloween episode

by Anonymousreply 37December 5, 2021 4:44 PM

All of these remarks jibing at Dole because he dared to appear in public looking old, really old.

Well, that's where we're all headed if we live that long.

And kudos to Bob Dole for showing you don't have to be ashamed of it.

by Anonymousreply 38December 5, 2021 4:50 PM

[quote] lookbat

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by Anonymousreply 39December 5, 2021 4:56 PM

Good times and bum times, I've seen 'em all, and, my dear, I'm no longer here.

by Anonymousreply 40December 6, 2021 12:45 PM

r38, yet one should be ashamed for being a conservative cunt who voted only for the military complex

by Anonymousreply 41December 6, 2021 12:50 PM

R41 Then attack him for his political beliefs, not his appearance.

by Anonymousreply 42December 6, 2021 1:42 PM

I am, i never gave a fuck about how he looked

by Anonymousreply 43December 6, 2021 1:47 PM

[quote]And kudos to Bob Dole for showing you don't have to be ashamed of it.

He poops dust into a diaper, he doesn’t know where the hell he is.

by Anonymousreply 44December 6, 2021 2:02 PM
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