I think someone’s trying to serve me

Door to door Kindle eBook seller?

Magazine subscriptions, R1.

Whatever you do don’t serve him back. Because if you do ITS ON!

OP, he’s probably trying to get you to either switch your gas company or your wife provider.

Wife provider? Is this in Utah?

OP, if the police in your area haven't been defunded, call the non emergency number and ask for strategies on what to do an what not to do. If the police in your area have been defunded, I'm sure BLM will be right on it.

Do not answer the door.

Oh here we go.

Trust me, you definitely do not want to get involved with this son of a bitch. He's from NAMBLA.

You’re gonna have to serve someone.

Hahaha WIFI, sorry!

Is this a house or apartment?

A house.

Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"

[quote]like our gym coaches used to wear

Which decade are we talking about?

Selling Boy Scout Cookies?

Publisher's Clearing House .....

[italic] You're A Winner ! ! !

Shoot him in the eye through the peephole.

He's clearly a frustrated novelist who needs to teach gym classes and sell Avon until he figures out an ending. OP, when you finally open the door to buy some foundation (A LOT!) give him a sly wink and tell him to kill the love interest, the mentor, or the third most important character.

Did you fail to update your address on the Registry? You sound predatory in most of your threads.

can I have your stuff ?

Oh I get it. At first I thought “trying to serve me” was some kind of millennial jargon for a sex thing.

Next time he stops by, toss on your finest caftan, throw open your door, turn around, bend over, flip your caftan up over your ample rump, spread your cheeks and present hole.

He'll never darken your doorstep again, OP!

It’s a cookbook!

Boy Scout cookies

Show him how it's done....a serve with a swerve!

It's the CensusHome Survey! Ignore it! They are incessant MF's .

Candygram!

It's not the postman.

The postman always rings twice.

R6 Defunded Like that shithole you are residing in ?

Land Shark

Remember, the gays tip at least 20%.

OP is definitely trolling. His agenda is obvious if you think about it. The scripted responses are being lined up. It has to do with a vaccine initiative reported on in the last few days.

Troll thread. Bible.

Did he have a boombox and was he busting out some fresh moves on your front porch?

Trying to get people to get the covid vaccine? I heard they were sending people out to do that. Is he cute?

R35 has launched the agenda.

Told you.

Census man

Sounds like what happened to Kanika Powell.

Get some fava beans op.

Since you say that you're in a house, can you see what type of vehicle he's driving when he leaves? .. or is he just walking around the neighborhood? The latter would indicate he's selling something.

The kindle things reminds of a these sales people who serve as agents for several different type of contractors. They do the preliminary leg work looking for homeowners who need something done. If they get a lead they then hand it off to someone who works for the roofer, plumber, electrician, masonry, landscape person, etc. The ones I've encountered like that, always showed up in the early evening.

I doubt I keep on coming back if I was a salesman- twice max.

Shorts? Hmm. Has he presented hole?

If he’s wearing shorts and holding a tablet, it’s UPS

You need to bend over in front of an open window to present your hole. When he sees how ravaged and violated it is, he’ll head out for greener pastures

Hopefully with a nice chianti, OP.

I wish I had someone to serve me......

Is it one of those door-to-door gender reassignment guys?

I thought Kindles were for reading published material on? How/why would he type on it?

I think he must have meant a Kindle FIRE, which is Amazon's version of an Android-type tablet. Although I wonder how OP got close enough to determine the brand of tablet.

Thanks, R49 -- modern gadgets are all so confusing!

Would a process server come to your door holding documents?

Grindr hookup with faulty GPS.

Maybe have a friend over and have them answer the door while you hide?

Why yes, R51 -- that's what their job entails.

So if the guy isn’t holding documents, probably not a process server?

He could have the documents in his back pocket, since his hands are apparently full of his Kindle.

[quote] Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"

NO! Don't do it. He can talk to you through the door and tell you he's serving you and then record that you refused personal service - but that he left the papers there and told you where they were. That's probably good service for a civil case,

If you live in an apartment building how the hell did he get into it?

What have you done OP? Are you on the run from rhe law?

Did you order a robot friend from Japan? Maybe he is trying to deliver it.

If he has a nice round ass and furry legs invite him in and fuck him doggy style.

If he is from the Census he will leave a card explaining why he came to your door, and eventually you will receive confirmation of that via USPS.

Isn't it a bit late in the decade for a census taker?

Well, then get a racket and learn to play tennis, OP!

Use aAmazon to rush deliver a French maid’s uniform (a ball gag and a feather duster) in your visitors size as a prerequisite to opening your door. Order a bull whip for yourself. Command Alexa to play Depeche Mode’s Master & Servant. Now you’re prepared to discuss terms.

OP , he might be a contact tracer

Time to install that gloryhole.

Solar panel salesman?

Put up a No Trespassing sign.

Around here, we'd assume the guy is probably from a home remodeling company trying to drum up business. Or a roofing company doing the same. Or a scout for a flipper, running down leafs on homes they hope might be available for purchase.

Worst case scenario, a con artist trying to sell you a driveway seal coating or an alarm system for your house, or magazine subscriptions.

There are so many more probable things than a process server.

[Bold] YAAAAAAAAAS KWEEN!!!!!!! GET SERVED, HUNTY !!!!!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSS !!!!!!!

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So? What happened, OP?

Next time he rings sing through the door " Who wears short shorts?". If he answers" I wear short shorts" he's game for ANYTHING.