Fun Quiz: order 48 items from Cheesecake Factory and find out your "mental age"

Fuck NO.

Only 48 items?

5 years old. How does that work?

Im mentally 29 .

13 years old

I got bored half way and closed the page. My mental age should be about 7, I suppose.

R1 hi Debbie Downer

Thank god it’s not Applebee’s

You type fat AND old, OP.

99 yo and tired and going to bed. Ninight.

45. Really I'm 54. Celebrating with another glass of wine and a puff of weed.

62, but actually 23. Not getting that 10 minutes back tho haha

99 Years Old

I eat 45 but I'm 62.

Didn't get past the appetizers before I lost interest. It just reinforced what a crappy place Cheesecake Factory is.

Didn't get past the appetizers before I lost interest. It just reinforced what a crappy place Cheesecake Factory is.

5 years old! I did choose some old-timey stuff like Cobb salad and filet mignon.

5 years old. I do eat like a teenager but 5 is funny.

Couldn't play because some categories didn't have a meatless choice.

Every single one of you are FAT WHORES!

62, but i'm really 53. and yeah, it's been years since I ate there and I don't miss it at all.

I got 13 years old??!! WTF??!!

I’m 5, but I look 2.

Hello fatties!

I'm 99 years old also.

A couple of years ago my boyfriend wanted a cheesecake for his birthday but I wasn't able to get a cheesecake from either the bakery or my usual grocery store, so he stopped in at a Hy-Vee on his way home from work and got a Cheesecake Factory brand cheesecake. It was meh.

One piece had 36g of sugar, which is almost your entire daily allowance.

Eh, this quiz is just an add for Cheesecake Factory. I got to about the 8th question and couldn't find anything I was even vaguely interested in eating.

.I don't like Cheese Cake Factory food.

I'm mentally 29 and 650 lbs.

I could eat avocado egg rolls every damn day.

That was endless and added up to not-that-much.

I wouldn't reach my 99th birthday by the time I finished the fucking thing.

I got 5 like many others. It mist be our love of chocolate cake and food offerings that include chicken.

R19 I had that, just used my imagination /picked the least meaty item. Ended up with 99.

Assume that if I'm ordering 48 items I'm ordering for a large group, at least one will be a meat eater

The majority of the questions, I didn't want any of the four choices. In those cases, I picked the things that turned my stomach the least. Still got 99 years old.

Yes, I agree, this was just an ad for Chessecake Factory.

R33, when there was no meatless option, I chose the item that had the most other stuff I could pick off and eat -- pickles, lettuce and tomato, olive, French fries, etc. But there should have been a vegetarian choice in every category -- not full-blown vegan, just meatless.

i'm 62?

frankly, a lot of it didn't look very appetizing and I got bored at the end and just started randomly picking things.

OP- STOP PITCHING

I've never eaten there and never want to. Even though I picked what I thought would be the most trendiest of dishes, I'm 99 years old. Fuck 'em....

Fish tacos, Miso Salmon, avocado toast, and I'm 99 yo?

OP - STOP SNITCHING

I'm 68; I got 45. So ... same as my appearance.

5 years old. I’m 5 years old.

But this 5 year old knows the difference between a New York steak and the pork chop pictured.

45. I'm closer to 60 but sometimes act like I'm 12.

r43, I got 45, too and I'm 59.

99 years old, mentally. I think that's the default.