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Fun Quiz: order 48 items from Cheesecake Factory and find out your "mental age"

I got 99 years old

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 12:27 PM

Fuck NO.

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 7:53 PM

Only 48 items?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 7:55 PM

5 years old. How does that work?

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 8:04 PM

Im mentally 29 .

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 8:05 PM

13 years old

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 8:08 PM

I got bored half way and closed the page. My mental age should be about 7, I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 8:09 PM

R1 hi Debbie Downer

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 8:12 PM

Thank god it’s not Applebee’s

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 8:20 PM

You type fat AND old, OP.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 8:21 PM

99 yo and tired and going to bed. Ninight.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 8:24 PM

45. Really I'm 54. Celebrating with another glass of wine and a puff of weed.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 8:35 PM

62, but actually 23. Not getting that 10 minutes back tho haha

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 8:39 PM

99 Years Old

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 8:41 PM

I eat 45 but I'm 62.

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 8:47 PM

Didn't get past the appetizers before I lost interest. It just reinforced what a crappy place Cheesecake Factory is.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 8:49 PM

Didn't get past the appetizers before I lost interest. It just reinforced what a crappy place Cheesecake Factory is.

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 8:49 PM

5 years old! I did choose some old-timey stuff like Cobb salad and filet mignon.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 9:03 PM

5 years old. I do eat like a teenager but 5 is funny.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 9:08 PM

Couldn't play because some categories didn't have a meatless choice.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 9:21 PM

Every single one of you are FAT WHORES!

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 9:57 PM

62, but i'm really 53. and yeah, it's been years since I ate there and I don't miss it at all.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 10:21 PM

I got 13 years old??!! WTF??!!

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 10:48 PM

I’m 5, but I look 2.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 11:02 PM

Hello fatties!

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 1:20 AM

I'm 99 years old also.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Thursday at 1:46 AM

A couple of years ago my boyfriend wanted a cheesecake for his birthday but I wasn't able to get a cheesecake from either the bakery or my usual grocery store, so he stopped in at a Hy-Vee on his way home from work and got a Cheesecake Factory brand cheesecake. It was meh.

One piece had 36g of sugar, which is almost your entire daily allowance.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Thursday at 2:10 AM

Eh, this quiz is just an add for Cheesecake Factory. I got to about the 8th question and couldn't find anything I was even vaguely interested in eating.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Thursday at 2:13 AM

.I don't like Cheese Cake Factory food.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Thursday at 2:45 AM

I'm mentally 29 and 650 lbs.

I could eat avocado egg rolls every damn day.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Thursday at 2:50 AM

That was endless and added up to not-that-much.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Thursday at 3:00 AM

I wouldn't reach my 99th birthday by the time I finished the fucking thing.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Thursday at 3:02 AM

I got 5 like many others. It mist be our love of chocolate cake and food offerings that include chicken.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Thursday at 3:18 AM

R19 I had that, just used my imagination /picked the least meaty item. Ended up with 99.

Assume that if I'm ordering 48 items I'm ordering for a large group, at least one will be a meat eater

by Anonymousreply 33Last Thursday at 3:21 AM

The majority of the questions, I didn't want any of the four choices. In those cases, I picked the things that turned my stomach the least. Still got 99 years old.

Yes, I agree, this was just an ad for Chessecake Factory.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Thursday at 4:28 AM

R33, when there was no meatless option, I chose the item that had the most other stuff I could pick off and eat -- pickles, lettuce and tomato, olive, French fries, etc. But there should have been a vegetarian choice in every category -- not full-blown vegan, just meatless.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 4:30 AM

i'm 62?

frankly, a lot of it didn't look very appetizing and I got bored at the end and just started randomly picking things.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 5:01 AM


by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 5:02 AM

I've never eaten there and never want to. Even though I picked what I thought would be the most trendiest of dishes, I'm 99 years old. Fuck 'em....

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 6:50 AM

Fish tacos, Miso Salmon, avocado toast, and I'm 99 yo?

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 6:51 AM


by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 7:07 AM

I'm 68; I got 45. So ... same as my appearance.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 7:19 AM

5 years old. I’m 5 years old.

But this 5 year old knows the difference between a New York steak and the pork chop pictured.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 7:20 AM

45. I'm closer to 60 but sometimes act like I'm 12.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 7:29 AM

r43, I got 45, too and I'm 59.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Thursday at 12:05 PM

99 years old, mentally. I think that's the default.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 12:27 PM
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