In honor of historic DL threads such as "Gymnast Gina Gogean" (linked below) and in anticipation of the Olympic Games starting this Friday, I am here to remind all of you Simone Biles ass lickers that I am REAL gymnastics royalty -- who sacrificed for my team and came back from horrible injury (no, not THAT injury, even worse - watch the video at 9:25) to ascend the throne. The fact that they're changing the code of points to devalue some of her moves shows that she's been overrated all along. Fuck her and her entire era of lame gymnastics.
Gymnast Kerri Strug -- "I'm back to talk Olympic Gymnastics"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 28, 2021 9:33 PM |
Marry me, OP
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 22, 2021 12:17 AM |
You never even won a single World or Olympic individual medal, Kerri.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 22, 2021 12:23 AM |
[Sighs] Sounds like Dominique STILL can't accept that without me should never would have won gold. I didn't make you sit down on vaults and blow all-around titles.
I have all that matters -- icon status.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 22, 2021 12:28 AM |
Poor Kerri. Always gym-hopping and playing second fiddle to superior, more popular athletes at those gyms.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2021 12:30 AM |
And it landed her on Beverly Hills 90210, where she demonstrated absolutely zero acting skills. In fact, she earned negative points.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2021 12:31 AM |
Don't use me to make some sort of online comeback. I have more World and Olympic gold medals than you have fingers and toes. My "era" of gymnastics is superior to yours in every aspect, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2021 12:34 AM |
Oh, Simone. Your era of gymnastics is the worst of them all.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2021 12:36 AM |
Brilliant reply, R8. Devoid of any analysis, arguments, or stats.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 22, 2021 12:40 AM |
R9, the wolf turns of this era make me miss Gina Gogean.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 22, 2021 12:44 AM |
Whatever happened to Strug?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 22, 2021 12:58 AM |
Kerri who?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 22, 2021 1:09 AM |
Kerri was no Betty Okino, that's for sure.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 22, 2021 1:17 AM |
I wish Nadia would make a comeback.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 22, 2021 2:11 AM |
Nadia's been part of many cum backs.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 22, 2021 2:24 AM |
R15 = Nelli Kim
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 22, 2021 2:28 AM |
I refuse to watch OP's video ( I can't stomach gymnastics injuries), but is that the one in which Kerri fell from the uneven bars and sprained her back?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 22, 2021 3:02 AM |
All the beam routines in the video are more interesting than anything today,
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 22, 2021 3:16 AM |
Damn, how many coaches did Kerri go through from '91 to '96?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 22, 2021 5:32 AM |
R14, I wish the Nadia style of gymnastics would come back.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 22, 2021 4:57 PM |
When are we going to have a trans MTF gymnast?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2021 5:08 PM |
^ bulging leotard
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 22, 2021 5:09 PM |
I have an irrational hatred for this little troll.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2021 5:43 PM |
R23, I don't hate her, but that vault was the best thing to ever happen in Kerri's gymnastics career. To this day, people still think she won the gold medal for the U.S., although it later turned out they would have won even with Moceanu's sat-down vaults.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2021 5:48 PM |
Well wasn’t Slutvana Whorekina an emotional mess and couldn’t hear her floor music with the loud crowds cheering after the Strug vaults?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2021 5:53 PM |
Everyone in this thread can suck the urine out of my used Depends.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2021 5:55 PM |
R25, I believe it was the long-suffering Roza Galieva who complained about that. Poor Roza -- her gymnastics life was a Tolstoy tragedy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2021 5:57 PM |
Boycotted Olympics don't count, Mary Lou.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2021 9:12 PM |
Ha! Mary Lou couldn't even hit a 180 degree split position.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2021 9:32 PM |
Dalaloyan is competing all six events on a torn achilles! Oh, my.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 23, 2021 11:10 PM |
R27, I love Roza. She sure got jipped.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 23, 2021 11:21 PM |
I don't see any official gymnastics Olympics thread, so I guess this one can be it? Also, I have no clue how to discuss this, as I assume most people are going to watch the tape-delayed NBC coverage.
I won't spoil anything, but I'll just say that there are some surprises!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 25, 2021 5:32 PM |
The timing is just awful - the time difference of 13 hours from the east coast makes it hard to watch live and then not everyone is watching or watching the same replay when it's airing at night.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 25, 2021 5:42 PM |
Kerri, you dumb bitch, you couldn't even fill up the thread that you stupidly made for yourself. You single-handedly killed these great threads, you worthless, frog-legged, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 25, 2021 6:47 PM |
R27, Roza spent her entire life bitching about some, "Unfairness."
Bitch, you were never going to actually compete AA in 1992. You didn't even expect to ever make qualifications. If they didn't replace you with Gutsu, they would have replaced you with Chusovitina. Go bleach your hair again.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 25, 2021 6:51 PM |
I watched some of the Russians and the Spanish on the Floor Exercise earlier and it's amazing how some of the other countries still actually dance and have some choreography... Unlike the Americans who look atrocious just posing and flicking their hands in the air every few seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 25, 2021 6:53 PM |
Americans are smart - playing the Code of Points. Why dance if you don't have to? People protest "it's called artistic gymnastics." FIG chose to remove much of the artistry and I don't blame any team or athlete from taking advantage.
Women's floor ex should be like men's. The intermittent "artistic" bullshit and blaring music is just so stupid at this point.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 25, 2021 7:31 PM |
R37 = Kristen Maloney
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 25, 2021 7:35 PM |
Last night, I stumbled upon NBC's stream of Team USA's qualifying round and watched it. I don't think I've ever enjoyed watching gymnastics that much, and do you know why? There were NO fucking commentators babbling endlessly!
I may not know a lot about gymnastics (watch it once every four years), but I've seen enough over my lifetime that I don't need Kerri Strug (or whomever) to tell me that step-outs are bad, or that someone over-rotated on a landing, or that "She must be very disappointed." (i.e. after falling off the balance beam)
Obviously, I will want/need some expert commentary during the finals -- to inform me about the other teams & gymnasts, and the necessary scores to move up in the standings, etc. But for the qualifying rounds? The relative silence was enjoyable.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 25, 2021 7:42 PM |
I'm American, but I am rooting for the Russians to win team finals. The Americans have been too smug and over-confident. They'll have more meltdowns in the final, giving the Russians an opening.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 25, 2021 7:52 PM |
^Donald Trump^
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 25, 2021 7:54 PM |
It would sort of be hilarious if the US loses the Gold under Tom Forrester's watch... but wouldn't be a surprise at all.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 25, 2021 9:23 PM |
" The Americans have been too smug and over-confident."
Oh please. It's the American media that's played them up. The athletes have been perfectly fine.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 25, 2021 9:40 PM |
R42, I doubt Tom Forrester has his job after this quad.
Who knows -- maybe USAG will trot out Marta Karolyi's leathery old ass and reinstall her as National Team Coordinator again.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 25, 2021 9:45 PM |
One can only hope, R44!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 25, 2021 11:03 PM |
Wow, Alexa Moreno is featured on a Toyota commercial -- good for her!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 26, 2021 12:22 AM |
Simone Biles bowed out of the team competition presumably due to mental health issues.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 27, 2021 6:57 PM |
Fuck you Kerri. We could all see your hairy balls poking outta your leotards when you did that hero-vault.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 28, 2021 9:29 PM |
Carry me Bella! Oh carry me!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 28, 2021 9:30 PM |
And just like that! She snapped her hood and they shot her out back.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 28, 2021 9:32 PM |
^hoof.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 28, 2021 9:33 PM |