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Monkey Pox

It's next

by Anonymousreply 18May 17, 2022 3:53 AM

I'll link it in, OP. Lazy.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2021 8:30 PM

Oh, I thought you meant these guys:

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by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 8:32 PM

Damn, clairvoyant...

by Anonymousreply 3May 17, 2022 2:26 AM

Bring it on. Lockdown was heaven.

Loved staying home and not seeing anyone.

by Anonymousreply 4May 17, 2022 2:45 AM

Thanks, OP. I'm barfing, thanks to your pox photo and that searing image of James Corden.

by Anonymousreply 5May 17, 2022 2:51 AM

So it's a race between this pox, Supreme Court rights retraction and Ebola. Do not read "The Hot Zone".

Pox sounds right. I'm thinking we're all cursed.

by Anonymousreply 6May 17, 2022 2:55 AM

Oh, shut up, R6, you tedious twat.

If you really want a curse....

by Anonymousreply 7May 17, 2022 3:00 AM

Imagine this in your butt crack?

I’d rather get CoViD than this.

Gross!

by Anonymousreply 8May 17, 2022 3:00 AM

"Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station. You can be here by 4:30 cause I've made your reservation(in ICU). You're so slow. Oh, no no no."

by Anonymousreply 9May 17, 2022 3:01 AM

Reply 7, no one will fuck you with your Monkey Pox.

by Anonymousreply 10May 17, 2022 3:04 AM

What person says, "tedious twat"? Just sayin.

by Anonymousreply 11May 17, 2022 3:05 AM

Two monkey pox infections among British population announced yesterday. Four more confirmed today.

We rolled our eyes when the first cases of coronavirus were revealed. Who knows where this may lead.

by Anonymousreply 12May 17, 2022 3:09 AM

Aside from the Biden win, has anything good happened to us since January 20, 2017?

by Anonymousreply 13May 17, 2022 3:20 AM

All four victims were gay.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 17, 2022 3:30 AM

Sorry wrong thead

by Anonymousreply 15May 17, 2022 3:38 AM

I'm confused, R5. Does James Corden have monkeypox? Did he get it from lazy personal cleanliness habits? Does monkeypox transmit thru dirty hair follicles? Or rather shitty humor and over-the-top singing/dancing numbers?

by Anonymousreply 16May 17, 2022 3:43 AM

Cheer up, OP Sleepy Jean

Oh, what can it mean

To a daydream believer

And a homecoming queen

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by Anonymousreply 17May 17, 2022 3:46 AM

Monkey pox can be airborne and is very contagious. Small pox vaccine affords some protection. Be careful out there.

by Anonymousreply 18May 17, 2022 3:53 AM
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