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Masterdons

Were masterbators

That's why they died out

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 9:44 PM

Did they fly too? I guess not because if they had wings they couldn’t “masterbate”.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2021 4:56 PM

They're my favorite non-elephant type of elephant.

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 9:44 PM
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