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Let's be the movie "Heathers"!

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by Anonymousreply 75July 26, 2021 12:06 AM

I'm red.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 4:07 PM

I'm mineral water.

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I'm the proper use of the word "myriad."

I'm impressive.

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2021 4:10 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5July 21, 2021 4:11 PM

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by Anonymousreply 8July 21, 2021 4:34 PM

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by Anonymousreply 9July 21, 2021 4:39 PM

I’m breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2021 5:07 PM

I'm the red licorice.

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2021 11:19 AM

I'm Christian Slater's awful Jack Nicholson impersonation.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2021 11:21 AM

I'm a MEGA-Bitch!!!

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2021 11:22 AM

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by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2021 11:28 AM

I'm the rinse and spit.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2021 11:30 AM

I'm Moby Dick.

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2021 11:33 AM

I’m the teenage angst bullshit that now has a body count.

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2021 12:11 PM

I'm Veronica's dresser with punctuation mark handles.

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2021 12:49 PM

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by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2021 1:01 PM

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by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2021 5:58 PM

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I'm Heather's DAMAGE

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2021 6:17 PM

I'm Veronica's monocle.

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2021 6:22 PM

I’m Todd. My dad’s the biggest stockbroker in Ohio.

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2021 6:32 PM

I'm a dog-eared and highlighted copy of Moby Dick.

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2021 6:32 PM

Bulimia is so ‘87, Heather.

by Anonymousreply 28July 22, 2021 6:33 PM

I'm Brenda pretending to be a Heather.

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I'm hot snatch.

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I'm Heather's Swatch watch.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2021 7:26 PM

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by Anonymousreply 34July 22, 2021 7:28 PM

I'm the five that keeps the neighborhood alive.

by Anonymousreply 35July 22, 2021 8:09 PM

I'm the ease of making someone do whatever you want by calling them "chicken".

by Anonymousreply 36July 22, 2021 11:30 PM

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by Anonymousreply 37July 22, 2021 11:42 PM

I’m Betty Finn.

by Anonymousreply 38July 23, 2021 3:26 AM

I'm the weird way that Christian Slater speaks.

by Anonymousreply 39July 23, 2021 3:42 AM

I'm the brain tumor had for breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 40July 23, 2021 5:03 AM

I am the monocle.

by Anonymousreply 41July 23, 2021 5:07 AM

I am the burst of cleansing synchronicity when TV cameras happened on to our path.

by Anonymousreply 42July 23, 2021 5:12 AM

I"m Heather Chandler, who asked if Veronica had a brain tumor for breakfast. The actress who played me, Kim Walker, died young of a brain tumor :-(

by Anonymousreply 43July 23, 2021 5:16 AM

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by Anonymousreply 44July 23, 2021 5:27 AM

I'm the game of doubles tennis that adult life is.

by Anonymousreply 45July 23, 2021 5:49 AM

I'm Betty's daydreams.

by Anonymousreply 46July 23, 2021 6:15 AM

I’m the rumored sword fight in Veronica’s mouth.

by Anonymousreply 47July 23, 2021 9:12 AM

I’m corn nuts, the last words spoken by Heather Chandler as she crashed through her tasteful and moderately expensive glass table.

by Anonymousreply 48July 23, 2021 10:14 AM

I'm R40 and R41 and I won't bother to read a thread before I post.

by Anonymousreply 49July 23, 2021 10:55 AM

R49 Weird, I searched before posting and monocle didn't appear.

by Anonymousreply 50July 23, 2021 11:37 AM

Dear Datalounge: My teen angst bullshit now has a body count.”

by Anonymousreply 51July 23, 2021 11:52 AM

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Transfer to Lipstick Alley. Transfer to Dlisted. No one at Datalounge is going to let you play their reindeer games.

by Anonymousreply 52July 23, 2021 11:58 AM

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by Anonymousreply 53July 23, 2021 2:24 PM

I'm the shuttle.

by Anonymousreply 54July 23, 2021 2:35 PM

I’m the mineral water and Joan Crawford candy dish

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I'm Kurt's and Ram's boxer shorts.

by Anonymousreply 56July 23, 2021 2:42 PM

I’m “Oh yeah, that’s it.”

by Anonymousreply 57July 23, 2021 2:48 PM

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by Anonymousreply 58July 23, 2021 2:58 PM

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by Anonymousreply 59July 23, 2021 3:04 PM

I'm Heather Graham, wishing my parents had let me make this movie.

by Anonymousreply 60July 23, 2021 3:07 PM

I’m Winona Ruder’s Montblanc pen she diaries with.

by Anonymousreply 61July 23, 2021 6:10 PM

R56 Kurt wore boxers. Ram wore tighter whiteys

by Anonymousreply 62July 23, 2021 6:28 PM

I guess you watched it more closely than I, r62. Which makes me blue.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 23, 2021 8:30 PM

I'm school. I'm canceled today because Kurt and Ram killed themselves in a repressed homosexual suicide pact.

by Anonymousreply 64July 23, 2021 11:14 PM


by Anonymousreply 65July 24, 2021 2:22 PM

I’m the Director.

I never directed another great film, and had to move to TV.

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I'm very.

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I'm The Flintstones radio JD blows up at his house.

by Anonymousreply 71July 25, 2021 3:20 AM

R66 I’m Hudson Hawk.

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by Anonymousreply 73July 25, 2021 9:04 AM

I'm the Joan Crawford postcard.

by Anonymousreply 74July 25, 2021 1:32 PM

I'm the haunting harmonica solo.

by Anonymousreply 75July 26, 2021 12:06 AM
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