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I ate McDonalds twice today, and I’m beyond satisfied

I’ve been trying to eat out less, especially to trash food places like McDonalds and BK etc. (despite enjoying them) but today I caved and ate at McDonalds for lunch. I only had a McChicken and small fries, nothing else. It was very good.

About an hour ago I got hungry again and decided it’s time for dinner, only I don’t wanna cook. So I ran downstairs and crossed the street to McDonalds and got myself dinner.

I got a McChicken, a Double Cheeseburger, a medium fries, a Guava pie, and a large Diet Coke.

I just finished eating and it’s the most satisfied I’ve felt in the past few weeks since I stopped eating there. It was delicious.

The Diet Coke hit the spot too. There is something about their fountain sodas that taste so much better.

by Anonymousreply 67July 22, 2021 3:18 PM

You might want to go pick up a little something for later when you get hungry again. Once it gets late it's not really safe to be out waddling the streets in that muumuu.

by Anonymousreply 1July 20, 2021 11:21 PM

I did not know McDonalds sold guava pies.

by Anonymousreply 2July 20, 2021 11:22 PM

I’m sure the comment is coming …

{quote] you type fat

But McDonalds can be a very satisfying breakfast or dinner IMO. I can’t eat it for lunch myself because of the “food coma” that will always follow.

[quote] But McDonalds

Pre “oh dear”iing myself. My browser insisted on capitalizing “but”.

by Anonymousreply 3July 20, 2021 11:25 PM

We're sure that Diet Coke will help you maintain your slim girlish figure!

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2021 11:30 PM

R2 they’re new. I don’t know if they’re available everywhere yet but the McDonalds across the street from where I live has them.

The one next to my job does not, yet anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2021 11:31 PM

Treating yourself once and a while is good for the soul. Won’t kill you to enjoy a fast food meal. Good for you. Enjoy Miss OP!!!

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2021 11:33 PM

I love McDonald's. But the McChicken needs to be FRESH.

If it's not FRESH, I demand to speak to the MANAGER!!

by Anonymousreply 7July 21, 2021 12:10 AM

R7 it was fresh, and so was the Double cheeseburger, so much so the cheese was melting onto the paper it was so hot.

by Anonymousreply 8July 21, 2021 12:12 AM

They are shipped frozen from trucks weeks after the chickens were slaughtered hundreds of miles away. How could they ever be "fresh," you ninny?

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by Anonymousreply 9July 21, 2021 12:14 AM

Now you’ve done it you’ve made me hungry. I’ve been trying to just eat carrots.

by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2021 12:16 AM

Haven't been to McD's in a while and tried the Crispy Chicken Sandwich today.

Fear not, Popeye's, Wendy's and CFA: you got nothing to worry about here. The sandwich is dry and tasteless, even more dry and tasteless than the Chicken Biscuit at breakfast, if that's possible.

by Anonymousreply 11July 21, 2021 12:17 AM

The McDonald's around the corner from me closed earlier this year and it was devastating. I miss my weekend Junior Chickens and McDoubles.

Word is it will be replaced by a Burger King, which is some consolation.

But it still saddens me that I can no longer just walk down the street and be able to buy a Big Mac. So unfair.

by Anonymousreply 12July 21, 2021 12:18 AM

Brown mud shooting out of your fire hole any minute.

by Anonymousreply 13July 21, 2021 12:19 AM


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by Anonymousreply 14July 21, 2021 12:22 AM

Damn, that was a vile journey of dead cow carcass.

by Anonymousreply 15July 21, 2021 1:25 AM

I heard they only sell the guava pie in America's sewer, Florida.

by Anonymousreply 16July 21, 2021 1:32 AM

R16 nope. I’m in NYC. Like I said, the one by my apartment has them but the one by my job doesn’t. I guess they’re testing them out

by Anonymousreply 17July 21, 2021 1:33 AM

The menu at R5 includes an Apple Pie MEAL. WTF is that?

by Anonymousreply 18July 21, 2021 1:40 AM


by Anonymousreply 19July 21, 2021 1:42 AM

R18 the “meal” is a second apple pie for 50 cents more lol

I just checked.

by Anonymousreply 20July 21, 2021 1:43 AM

That is my exact order when I treat myself to McDonalds, minus the Diet Coke. McChicken, Double Cheeseburger and medium fries - a little taste of everything

by Anonymousreply 21July 21, 2021 1:45 AM

The saddest DL thread evah

by Anonymousreply 22July 21, 2021 1:49 AM

You sound depressed, OP. Have you been giving way your things, too?

by Anonymousreply 23July 21, 2021 1:50 AM

Whatever r22. You know you super-size your fries and down it with a Filet-o-Fish.

by Anonymousreply 24July 21, 2021 2:02 AM

McDonalds is never satisfying or fulfilling but delicious all the same. Their hash browns and fries taste better than anywhere else. They don't require any condiments at all to enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 25July 21, 2021 2:07 AM

Guava pie? What planet?

by Anonymousreply 26July 21, 2021 2:09 AM

Strawberry & Crème Pies are "currently unavailable" because I ate them ALL.

by Anonymousreply 27July 21, 2021 2:13 AM

R25 - I agree with you. I'm addicted to an egg mcmuffin and hash browns - I don't know why. But to have the egg mcmuffin without the hash browns just seems wrong and unsatisfying.

Believe it or not, their fries used to taste better back when they used beef tallow. That was like 35+ years ago?

by Anonymousreply 28July 21, 2021 2:13 AM

OP, that sounds like a lot of calories. Maybe skip the diet coke.

by Anonymousreply 29July 21, 2021 2:25 AM

They really should go back to the original recipes for all their products for like 1 week. I wanna try what the fries were like back then

by Anonymousreply 30July 21, 2021 2:27 AM

OP Fat you were redtagged for a reason you ugly fat fuck!

by Anonymousreply 31July 21, 2021 3:13 AM

# alounge

by Anonymousreply 32July 21, 2021 3:41 AM

OP here, I tried the Guava and Creme, to be precise. I do want to try the all Guava too.

by Anonymousreply 33July 21, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote] About an hour ago I got hungry again and decided it’s time for dinner, only I don’t wanna cook. So I ran downstairs and crossed the street to McDonalds and got myself dinner.

Whoa, slow down there, OP. Running downstairs? Crossing streets? You're getting too much exercise!

by Anonymousreply 34July 21, 2021 3:49 AM

In Hawaii they had haupia pie. A sugary heaven of sweetness and love. Required an extra insulin shot.

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by Anonymousreply 35July 21, 2021 1:24 PM

The Quarter Pounder Deluxe isn't too bad. It makes me feel better knowing I'm getting lettuce, onion and tomato.

by Anonymousreply 36July 21, 2021 1:37 PM

Eating at McDonalds should be the last resort of of a starving person. Despite their best efforts, it's just bad for you.

by Anonymousreply 37July 21, 2021 1:42 PM

Too many people begging for money while I'm waiting in line, too many security guards asking for a cigarette, too many bodily fluids and needles in the bathrooms.

When you talk about awful customers, MacDonald's is an incubator. I blame the free WiFi.

by Anonymousreply 38July 21, 2021 2:13 PM

R35 Hawaiian McDonalds also sell spam

by Anonymousreply 39July 21, 2021 2:24 PM

You are going to die OP, if you continue down this path

by Anonymousreply 40July 21, 2021 2:34 PM

R40 I am going to die regardless

by Anonymousreply 41July 21, 2021 2:35 PM

But a lot sooner, r41

by Anonymousreply 42July 21, 2021 2:58 PM

No one is dying because they are McDonalds. If you eat it daily ok. But no

by Anonymousreply 43July 21, 2021 3:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 44July 21, 2021 3:11 PM

"once and a while"

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 45July 21, 2021 4:56 PM

You are him out, OP?

by Anonymousreply 46July 21, 2021 5:01 PM

You ate him out, OP?

by Anonymousreply 47July 21, 2021 5:01 PM

I'll forgive op -- if she *must* have two McDonald's meals, at least she's getting her steps in and not being a TOTAL fat whore by ordering from Postmates.

by Anonymousreply 48July 21, 2021 5:09 PM

This thread inspired me to eat at Mcdonalds for the first time in months. Ordered an Egg Mcmuffin with hashbrowns.

by Anonymousreply 49July 21, 2021 5:13 PM

At my local McD's (2 locations close to me), they often don't take the time to really crisp up the French fries. (Both locations are busy and no, I'm not going to do a special order at McDonald's.) The hash browns are really good, though.

by Anonymousreply 50July 21, 2021 5:49 PM

The Darfur Orphan would NEVER turn down Chicken McNuggets!


by Anonymousreply 51July 21, 2021 5:53 PM

I actually like their nuggets

by Anonymousreply 52July 21, 2021 6:52 PM

I was salivating watching this video. Looks unhealthy as fuck but so addictive. And there is no way you can make it at home.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 21, 2021 6:57 PM

R40 When fat Jr finally kicks the bucket datalounge will FINALLY be free!!

by Anonymousreply 54July 21, 2021 7:35 PM

I love McD's hash browns, but I do think you could make something huge and delicious like that at home.

by Anonymousreply 55July 21, 2021 7:58 PM

I love to stress eat at McDonald’s. If I am in crisis it is my go-to since I gave up smoking several years ago. At this point they should rename the Big Mac the Big Mary!!!

by Anonymousreply 56July 21, 2021 8:07 PM

OP the reason the soda is better is because there is more seltzer. I don't know why the cans can't contain the seltzer. I buy a lot of soda in glass bottles and it has a lot of seltzer like the fountain soda.

by Anonymousreply 57July 21, 2021 8:14 PM

I hate to recommend this, but I've found that Diet Coke in the plastic bottles (drunk straight from the bottle) is (or seems) more bubbly than the Diet Coke from the cans. It could be my imagination. Right before I drink it, I put the bottle in the freezer for a few minutes, so that helps the experience as well.

Yes, I do recycle those plastic bottles.

by Anonymousreply 58July 21, 2021 9:50 PM

R58 yes, I prefer the bottles for Diet Coke or Coke Zero than the cans

by Anonymousreply 59July 21, 2021 9:53 PM

Nothing beats one of their shakes with a couple of hamburgers, a small fries, and chicken nuggets.

I take the best dumps afterwards. Almost orgasmic.

by Anonymousreply 60July 21, 2021 9:56 PM

OP- You should have said-

I ate at McDonald’s TWICE today

I’m beyond a FAT WHORE

by Anonymousreply 61July 21, 2021 10:01 PM

Op types trash.

by Anonymousreply 62July 21, 2021 10:04 PM

R61, R62 where have you gals been is a fat ugly bald tik tok obsessed trash person.

by Anonymousreply 63July 21, 2021 10:25 PM

R61 guilty as charged. I was definitely a fat whore yesterday

by Anonymousreply 64July 21, 2021 10:34 PM

R64 you are a stupid fat whore every single day!

by Anonymousreply 65July 22, 2021 1:46 AM

I'm glad I'm not a member of whichever McDonalds clan it was whose members you devoured, OP...between your feasting on them and then heading over to clean out one of their namesake restaurants' inventory, I wouldn't have wanted be nearby and become your next victim!

by Anonymousreply 66July 22, 2021 4:07 AM

DL business-minded people:

Here’s my idea for McDonalds (or any of the fast food places)….. for an extra 50 cents, your sandwich is created carefully and beautifully “like in the picture”. I always am let down when I open the little sandwich box and it’s all over the place with condiments gooped up all over and pickles all bunched together and generally fucked up. For an extra 50 cents it is perfectly put together.

by Anonymousreply 67July 22, 2021 3:18 PM
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