I ate McDonalds twice today, and I’m beyond satisfied

You might want to go pick up a little something for later when you get hungry again. Once it gets late it's not really safe to be out waddling the streets in that muumuu.

I did not know McDonalds sold guava pies.

I’m sure the comment is coming …

{quote] you type fat

But McDonalds can be a very satisfying breakfast or dinner IMO. I can’t eat it for lunch myself because of the “food coma” that will always follow.

[quote] But McDonalds

Pre “oh dear”iing myself. My browser insisted on capitalizing “but”.

We're sure that Diet Coke will help you maintain your slim girlish figure!

R2 they’re new. I don’t know if they’re available everywhere yet but the McDonalds across the street from where I live has them.

The one next to my job does not, yet anyway.

Treating yourself once and a while is good for the soul. Won’t kill you to enjoy a fast food meal. Good for you. Enjoy Miss OP!!!

I love McDonald's. But the McChicken needs to be FRESH.

If it's not FRESH, I demand to speak to the MANAGER!!

R7 it was fresh, and so was the Double cheeseburger, so much so the cheese was melting onto the paper it was so hot.

They are shipped frozen from trucks weeks after the chickens were slaughtered hundreds of miles away. How could they ever be "fresh," you ninny?

Now you’ve done it you’ve made me hungry. I’ve been trying to just eat carrots.

Haven't been to McD's in a while and tried the Crispy Chicken Sandwich today.

Fear not, Popeye's, Wendy's and CFA: you got nothing to worry about here. The sandwich is dry and tasteless, even more dry and tasteless than the Chicken Biscuit at breakfast, if that's possible.

The McDonald's around the corner from me closed earlier this year and it was devastating. I miss my weekend Junior Chickens and McDoubles.

Word is it will be replaced by a Burger King, which is some consolation.

But it still saddens me that I can no longer just walk down the street and be able to buy a Big Mac. So unfair.

Brown mud shooting out of your fire hole any minute.

Disgusting:

Damn, that was a vile journey of dead cow carcass.

I heard they only sell the guava pie in America's sewer, Florida.

R16 nope. I’m in NYC. Like I said, the one by my apartment has them but the one by my job doesn’t. I guess they’re testing them out

The menu at R5 includes an Apple Pie MEAL. WTF is that?

FAT WHORES REJOICE!

R18 the “meal” is a second apple pie for 50 cents more lol

I just checked.

That is my exact order when I treat myself to McDonalds, minus the Diet Coke. McChicken, Double Cheeseburger and medium fries - a little taste of everything

The saddest DL thread evah

You sound depressed, OP. Have you been giving way your things, too?

Whatever r22. You know you super-size your fries and down it with a Filet-o-Fish.

McDonalds is never satisfying or fulfilling but delicious all the same. Their hash browns and fries taste better than anywhere else. They don't require any condiments at all to enjoy.

Guava pie? What planet?

Strawberry & Crème Pies are "currently unavailable" because I ate them ALL.

R25 - I agree with you. I'm addicted to an egg mcmuffin and hash browns - I don't know why. But to have the egg mcmuffin without the hash browns just seems wrong and unsatisfying.

Believe it or not, their fries used to taste better back when they used beef tallow. That was like 35+ years ago?

OP, that sounds like a lot of calories. Maybe skip the diet coke.

They really should go back to the original recipes for all their products for like 1 week. I wanna try what the fries were like back then

OP Fat you were redtagged for a reason you ugly fat fuck!

# alounge

OP here, I tried the Guava and Creme, to be precise. I do want to try the all Guava too.

[quote] About an hour ago I got hungry again and decided it’s time for dinner, only I don’t wanna cook. So I ran downstairs and crossed the street to McDonalds and got myself dinner.

Whoa, slow down there, OP. Running downstairs? Crossing streets? You're getting too much exercise!

In Hawaii they had haupia pie. A sugary heaven of sweetness and love. Required an extra insulin shot.

The Quarter Pounder Deluxe isn't too bad. It makes me feel better knowing I'm getting lettuce, onion and tomato.

Eating at McDonalds should be the last resort of of a starving person. Despite their best efforts, it's just bad for you.

Too many people begging for money while I'm waiting in line, too many security guards asking for a cigarette, too many bodily fluids and needles in the bathrooms.

When you talk about awful customers, MacDonald's is an incubator. I blame the free WiFi.

R35 Hawaiian McDonalds also sell spam

You are going to die OP, if you continue down this path

R40 I am going to die regardless

But a lot sooner, r41

No one is dying because they are McDonalds. If you eat it daily ok. But no

Ew.

"once and a while"

Oh, dear!

You are him out, OP?

You ate him out, OP?

I'll forgive op -- if she *must* have two McDonald's meals, at least she's getting her steps in and not being a TOTAL fat whore by ordering from Postmates.

This thread inspired me to eat at Mcdonalds for the first time in months. Ordered an Egg Mcmuffin with hashbrowns.

At my local McD's (2 locations close to me), they often don't take the time to really crisp up the French fries. (Both locations are busy and no, I'm not going to do a special order at McDonald's.) The hash browns are really good, though.

The Darfur Orphan would NEVER turn down Chicken McNuggets!

Please...

I actually like their nuggets

I was salivating watching this video. Looks unhealthy as fuck but so addictive. And there is no way you can make it at home.

R40 When fat Jr finally kicks the bucket datalounge will FINALLY be free!!

I love McD's hash browns, but I do think you could make something huge and delicious like that at home.

I love to stress eat at McDonald’s. If I am in crisis it is my go-to since I gave up smoking several years ago. At this point they should rename the Big Mac the Big Mary!!!

OP the reason the soda is better is because there is more seltzer. I don't know why the cans can't contain the seltzer. I buy a lot of soda in glass bottles and it has a lot of seltzer like the fountain soda.

I hate to recommend this, but I've found that Diet Coke in the plastic bottles (drunk straight from the bottle) is (or seems) more bubbly than the Diet Coke from the cans. It could be my imagination. Right before I drink it, I put the bottle in the freezer for a few minutes, so that helps the experience as well.

Yes, I do recycle those plastic bottles.

R58 yes, I prefer the bottles for Diet Coke or Coke Zero than the cans

Nothing beats one of their shakes with a couple of hamburgers, a small fries, and chicken nuggets.

I take the best dumps afterwards. Almost orgasmic.

OP- You should have said-

I ate at McDonald’s TWICE today

I’m beyond a FAT WHORE

Op types trash.

R61, R62 where have you gals been is a fat ugly bald tik tok obsessed trash person.

R61 guilty as charged. I was definitely a fat whore yesterday

R64 you are a stupid fat whore every single day!

I'm glad I'm not a member of whichever McDonalds clan it was whose members you devoured, OP...between your feasting on them and then heading over to clean out one of their namesake restaurants' inventory, I wouldn't have wanted be nearby and become your next victim!

DL business-minded people:

Here’s my idea for McDonalds (or any of the fast food places)….. for an extra 50 cents, your sandwich is created carefully and beautifully “like in the picture”. I always am let down when I open the little sandwich box and it’s all over the place with condiments gooped up all over and pickles all bunched together and generally fucked up. For an extra 50 cents it is perfectly put together.