Baby pops out, surprises mom as she stands in john. Road trip spoiled.
Texas woman gives birth in bathroom at gas station
|by Anonymous||reply 45||July 21, 2021 5:33 AM|
If only mom could've had an abortion in Texas.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||July 20, 2021 7:36 PM|
Sometimes you just don't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||July 20, 2021 8:34 PM|
And they named the baby “Pilot Flying.”
|by Anonymous||reply 3||July 20, 2021 8:36 PM|
Obviously, she’s a big fan of HBOMax’s Genera+ions.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||July 20, 2021 8:37 PM|
My god, Gen Z is so retarded about all matters relating to sex, hygiene and reproduction! Did their X parents not bother giving them the talk??
|by Anonymous||reply 5||July 20, 2021 8:41 PM|
Did she not know she was pregnant or did she mistake labor for having to shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||July 20, 2021 8:55 PM|
Did she livestream it on TikTok (or whatever the young folks do)?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||July 20, 2021 8:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 8||July 20, 2021 8:57 PM|
R7, smells like that kind of a stunt. Even if you’ve given birth several times before, it’s not a total surprise that the baby is about to come out.
It’s like having a shit. There’s SOME warning.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||July 20, 2021 9:00 PM|
Video taken in the bathroom shortly after the birth is at the linked article.
She knew she was pregnant. She just thought she had to go to the bathroom really bad, and - surprise.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||July 20, 2021 9:11 PM|
Me likee the paramedic!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||July 20, 2021 9:14 PM|
Ugh, gas station bathrooms are the nastiest, they make the back of a taxi look like a sterile environment in comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||July 20, 2021 9:18 PM|
Imagine being born and the first thing you see is the restroom of a Flying J
|by Anonymous||reply 13||July 20, 2021 9:19 PM|
I came to make a nasty comment but instead I want to say that woman is pretty damn hardcore.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||July 20, 2021 9:23 PM|
Most women pray to have such an easy delivery.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||July 20, 2021 9:23 PM|
I hope the gas station attendant was all “I’s don’t know nuttin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies!” And then they slapped him.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||July 20, 2021 9:23 PM|
What to call the little nipper? Something white trash no doubt, Lysol or Twylet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||July 20, 2021 9:27 PM|
They put a Tiger in her Tank!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||July 20, 2021 9:28 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 19||July 20, 2021 9:29 PM|
I couldn’t get the above video to launch, so if found this with the absolutely fucking gorgeous baby daddy in it. I think DL has found it’s daddy of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||July 20, 2021 9:29 PM|
The only gas station miracle I ever had was when I passed that Arby's roast beef sandwich on a roadtrip once!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||July 20, 2021 9:32 PM|
If Jesus was born in a manger, it seems very likely the second coming could be born in a bathroom, but I would have imaged a Starbucks over a gas station.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||July 20, 2021 9:34 PM|
[quote] The only gas station miracle I ever had was when I passed that Arby's roast beef sandwich on a roadtrip once!
Miracle for you, minor environmental disaster for the gas station.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||July 20, 2021 9:36 PM|
Well, the circumstances were much less trashy than I'd assumed. Thank goodness all concerned are well (except perhaps whatever minimum wage worker has to mop up that bathroom).
|by Anonymous||reply 24||July 20, 2021 9:40 PM|
Shoulda been a Buc-Ee’s
|by Anonymous||reply 25||July 20, 2021 9:47 PM|
This will make a nice crib.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||July 20, 2021 10:17 PM|
This is just what the world needs. Zoomers procreating.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||July 20, 2021 10:49 PM|
Mazel Tov! Cute couple, and I think the name they chose is lovely; sorry R17. I also found them far from "white trash" as they're clearly educated, well spoken, AND BOTH APPEAR TO BE HISPANIC.
Though I've heard a second child sometimes "pops out" quite easily, this was rather remarkable. Perhaps gravity gives an advantage since she remained standing. I was much relieved to learn this wasn't yet another tale of "I didn't know I was pregnant".
|by Anonymous||reply 28||July 20, 2021 11:16 PM|
[quote] I also found them far from "white trash" as they're clearly educated, well spoken,
Any 22 year olds having kids these days are probably trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||July 20, 2021 11:26 PM|
How do we know she’s a woman? Men can give birth too!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||July 20, 2021 11:36 PM|
That’s probably the same place she conceived the kid
|by Anonymous||reply 31||July 20, 2021 11:42 PM|
It’s a boy, so maybe they could sel…er…offer it for adoption to Matt Gaetz. Nestor Jr.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||July 21, 2021 12:01 AM|
Have the baby’s brother Buc-ee or sister Exxon released statements yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||July 21, 2021 12:04 AM|
If it’s a boy she should name him diesel.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||July 21, 2021 12:06 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||July 21, 2021 12:49 AM|
R29 Did you actually watch even ONE of their vids? "Everybody's trash" at every turn, in every bloody thread is getting a bit tired here. At least reserve the term for the worthy.
I still find it hilariously funny people recerred to them, or their son as "White" trash. What does this continual theme, or meme actually say about you Americans?
I mean really? Enquiring minds do wish to know all you little Lord Fauntleroys on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||July 21, 2021 1:00 AM|
I hope the garage gave them coupons for a free oil change and tire rotation.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||July 21, 2021 2:48 AM|
R37 They gave them free gas for a year! What a legit and generous gift, sweet crude, if you ask me.
To all the loons who didn't bother to watch the vids, (but commented anyhow) she named her son Callahan.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||July 21, 2021 3:15 AM|
I want to be snarky, but they seem really sweet.
I keep thinking about how much money they saved by not needing a hospital. That says something about our shitty health care system, yeah?
|by Anonymous||reply 39||July 21, 2021 3:25 AM|
This is something Britney Spears would do.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||July 21, 2021 3:30 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||July 21, 2021 3:31 AM|
Baby daddy pings.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||July 21, 2021 3:34 AM|
OP, don’t say “woman,” say “birthing person.”
|by Anonymous||reply 43||July 21, 2021 5:02 AM|
That was meant to be signed “literal violence” not “liberal.”
|by Anonymous||reply 44||July 21, 2021 5:03 AM|
Well Papa has gay face and Mama has FAS face, so this is working very well for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||July 21, 2021 5:33 AM|