Texas woman gives birth in bathroom at gas station

If only mom could've had an abortion in Texas.

Sometimes you just don't know.

And they named the baby “Pilot Flying.”

Obviously, she’s a big fan of HBOMax’s Genera+ions.

My god, Gen Z is so retarded about all matters relating to sex, hygiene and reproduction! Did their X parents not bother giving them the talk??

Did she not know she was pregnant or did she mistake labor for having to shit?

Did she livestream it on TikTok (or whatever the young folks do)?

Whoops

R7, smells like that kind of a stunt. Even if you’ve given birth several times before, it’s not a total surprise that the baby is about to come out.

It’s like having a shit. There’s SOME warning.

Video taken in the bathroom shortly after the birth is at the linked article.

She knew she was pregnant. She just thought she had to go to the bathroom really bad, and - surprise.

Me likee the paramedic!

Ugh, gas station bathrooms are the nastiest, they make the back of a taxi look like a sterile environment in comparison.

Imagine being born and the first thing you see is the restroom of a Flying J

I came to make a nasty comment but instead I want to say that woman is pretty damn hardcore.

Most women pray to have such an easy delivery.

I hope the gas station attendant was all “I’s don’t know nuttin’ ‘bout birthin’ no babies!” And then they slapped him.

What to call the little nipper? Something white trash no doubt, Lysol or Twylet.

They put a Tiger in her Tank!

Khammode, r17.

I couldn’t get the above video to launch, so if found this with the absolutely fucking gorgeous baby daddy in it. I think DL has found it’s daddy of the year.

The only gas station miracle I ever had was when I passed that Arby's roast beef sandwich on a roadtrip once!

If Jesus was born in a manger, it seems very likely the second coming could be born in a bathroom, but I would have imaged a Starbucks over a gas station.

[quote] The only gas station miracle I ever had was when I passed that Arby's roast beef sandwich on a roadtrip once!

Miracle for you, minor environmental disaster for the gas station.

Well, the circumstances were much less trashy than I'd assumed. Thank goodness all concerned are well (except perhaps whatever minimum wage worker has to mop up that bathroom).

Shoulda been a Buc-Ee’s

This will make a nice crib.

This is just what the world needs. Zoomers procreating.

Mazel Tov! Cute couple, and I think the name they chose is lovely; sorry R17. I also found them far from "white trash" as they're clearly educated, well spoken, AND BOTH APPEAR TO BE HISPANIC.

Though I've heard a second child sometimes "pops out" quite easily, this was rather remarkable. Perhaps gravity gives an advantage since she remained standing. I was much relieved to learn this wasn't yet another tale of "I didn't know I was pregnant".

[quote] I also found them far from "white trash" as they're clearly educated, well spoken,

Any 22 year olds having kids these days are probably trash.

How do we know she’s a woman? Men can give birth too!

That’s probably the same place she conceived the kid

It’s a boy, so maybe they could sel…er…offer it for adoption to Matt Gaetz. Nestor Jr.

Have the baby’s brother Buc-ee or sister Exxon released statements yet?

If it’s a boy she should name him diesel.

Tidy-Boy.

R29 Did you actually watch even ONE of their vids? "Everybody's trash" at every turn, in every bloody thread is getting a bit tired here. At least reserve the term for the worthy.

I still find it hilariously funny people recerred to them, or their son as "White" trash. What does this continual theme, or meme actually say about you Americans?

I mean really? Enquiring minds do wish to know all you little Lord Fauntleroys on DL.

I hope the garage gave them coupons for a free oil change and tire rotation.

R37 They gave them free gas for a year! What a legit and generous gift, sweet crude, if you ask me.

To all the loons who didn't bother to watch the vids, (but commented anyhow) she named her son Callahan.

I want to be snarky, but they seem really sweet.

I keep thinking about how much money they saved by not needing a hospital. That says something about our shitty health care system, yeah?

This is something Britney Spears would do.

[quote]Flying J

Flying Placenta

Baby daddy pings.

OP, don’t say “woman,” say “birthing person.”

That was meant to be signed “literal violence” not “liberal.”

Well Papa has gay face and Mama has FAS face, so this is working very well for them.