Luke Evans went to Colombia to look for uncut dick, y’all

He looks good 🔥

Why not, I’m sure he’ll find lots of hot young undergraduates there, though he’s a few years to late for Dylan Geick. Will he be visiting all the Ivy campuses?

Should have went to Brazil.....they're just fucking animals in bed.

What is uncut?

Covid never really happened for the rich and famous did it?

Ain't he afraid of covid lambda?

The cocaine, Rose (R4)

Did he enroll as a mature student?

[quote]Should have went to Brazil

Oh, dear.

Maybe he'll be making a cameo appearance on one of the many, MANY Colombian Chaturbate cams.

His latest lay is there with him

[quote]frantomasr It’s a cowboy day! 🤠 🐎“I’m gonna ride my horse to the old town road 🎶🎶”

I assume "human leatherbag" aka Luke is the horse ?

Luke probably dips an uncut cock in his coffee each morning.

Will he be getting continuing education credits for each student fucked?

For R1

OP I see no sexual innuendo or message in his post that would make me think he is looking for dick!!

I love that he's dressed for a tropical beach . . . in cold, overcast, drizzly Bogota.

And stupid me thought you were discussing the school.

The word in "Intact." There is nothing "un" about those beauties. Luke is likely intact as well.

Doesn’t he live in the UK? He can get all The uncut dick he wants there

It’s so freaky seeing the clouds like that (he’s 8000 feet above sea level)

Well lots of very attractive men there in Columbia. I’m sure he and his friend will enjoy dipping it into whatever they can get. And I’m guessing they’ll get a lot. Good news is they don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant

Still wearing that leather body stocking I see.

He‘s had plenty of uncut dick growing up in Great Britain

She's just a few years away from going full Palm Springs. Old, rough looking, leathered, and a dried out hole.

What’s happening with a season three of Alienist?

[quote]Well lots of very attractive men there in Columbia.

He's not in New York, dear.

R22, Bogota, Colombia is an amazing place to party as a gay man. 24-hour clubs, bars, hot guys. I'd return in a heartbeat.

R28 = The Syph

Does anyone think Australia's David Harris is jealous of Luke's online presence through Instagram and here on DL?

Why once upon a time, David was the lead in many threads!

R26 The book it is based on hasn't been written yet.

Remember when Josh Gad told him to stop posting thirst traps on his Insta?

His cancerous skin must feel like =

Luke & Aaron Schock are constantly vacationing in foreign lands. Do they ever work?

I don't blame him. Colombians are hot and slutty. It's not just about the men either, Colombia is a beautiful and very underrated country. Most people go on and on about Brazil, but Colombia has a lot to offer too, the culture, the cities, the weather, the beaches, the food, the men. Yes, Colombia continues to struggle with violence and murder. FARC is still a precence. However, it's not like it was even 10 or 20 years ago. Colombia is a much safer country these days and has seen some economic growth recently. I'd love to visit the country one day. If only I had the money, sigh....

I bet Luke twitches in his sleep dreaming of uncut cock, like a dog dreaming about a rabbit.

r35 aren't the group of men who assassinated the Haitian president all Columbian mercenaries?

r37 They certainly didn't look like Ivy Leaguers.