Bezos is launched into space today: Live FEED

May it die in a fuel fire.

[quote]Live FEED

OP - Please provide the menu for this feed.

Can I have his stuff?

Am I evil if I want to see it explode?

I hope he’s paying and treating the workers that are sending him into space better than his Amazon warehouse workers. Or he just might encounter a tragic “accident”.

this is NBC, another live feed

I've lost track; did Branson come back yet?

LMAO a fucking dildo

he is off

I hope it explodes. Useless egomaniac.

There is goes! Looks beautiful. I wish I had the money to go, too.

He should have taken his girlfriend with him.

detached from rocket booster.

The booster engine is back. That was pretty amazing! They are floating back to Earth now.

booster has landed.

chutes out and they are coming in for landing

The one is so much better than Richard Branson's. Virgin Galactic is lame as fuck.

There is still time for a massive explosion, please god I never pray but give me this one thing.

He was only in space for a couple of minutes?

it landed

Wow!

[quote]There is still time for a massive explosion, please god I never pray but give me this one thing.

Amazon Prime provides free second day delivery for all your wants and needs.

The capsule seems a throwback to very early space travel.

Branson's shiny plane seemed more advanced.

they are coming out now.

Bezos is gay r24?

I'm not quite sure what this is celebrating. 4 minutes in space? Let's go back to the 60's where they actually went into space and stayed there. I don't get any of this.

I don't either, r26. The over-the-top celebrations of this are baffling.

they had problems opening the door, but they are out now.

this was kind of short.

it was so short. I thought it would be longer.

Oh, no. He lived.

the families were on the ground to greet them................The aliens are laughing at us.........

this is what he is going to charge a millions of dollars for, 5 minutes in space. If billionaires want something challenging, they should work at an orphanage in Somali. And get there by flying coach.

I am underwhelmed.

Did the twink survive?

[quote] Branson's shiny plane seemed more advanced.

It’s like comparing a bicycle and a car.

Branson’s plane didn’t really go into space. Bezos’s capsule crossed the Von Karmen Line.

Bezos only aged 5 minutes and here it is 2121. Why he still look so mashed up?

Did the twink rub one out while he was up there?

[Quote]it was so short. I thought it would be longer.

I know right?!

[Quote]Bezos’s capsule crossed the Von Karmen Line.

Has anyone crossed the Von Trapp Line though?

I side with NASA. These billionaires are a fucking joke with this basic carnival like ride. What is the point of this?

You can have his stuff, R3. I want his offshore accounts.

Can we send bezos to Jupiter? I mean really, this is ridiculous.

This settles it, the future of space travel is: NASA.

[quote] I side with NASA. These billionaires are a fucking joke with this basic carnival like ride.

Oh then you support Blue Origin, because NASA certainly does.

Oh, and “basic carnival like ride?” Have you ever heard of the Mercury Program?

I support NASA. I don't support this. It is a carnival like ride that cost a fortune.

I wish BaBa WaWa were around to interview him today.

"Jeff, how does it feel to know that millions of Americans were praying for your death today?"

The SJW's will be screaming and bitching that he and the people with him are all white.

Mila Kunis talked Ashton Kutcher out of being one of those rich guys in space

You think any Amazon employees signed this or are they too afraid?

Doesn't anyone remember when Lance Bass tried to be a cosmonaut but the Russians kicked him out of the program because he didn't have enough money? That should be Lance Bass up there!

Wow, Jeff Bezos is such a humble person. Not.

Last week Bezos contributed $200 million to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.

R55 - and that's still only less than 1% of his wealth.

That's a tax write-off.

R55 Jeff Bezos is having a $1.2 billion yacht made with a smaller yacht to hold the helicopter to ride alongside. He paid no federal taxes and has made almost double what he made in 2020, pandemic and all.

Sorry but I am not at all impressed with the $200 million to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.

what makes this historical exactly? The shortest time in space. An asshole in space.

We been to space before, there is NASA. HELLO.

Neil deGrasse Tyson basically states this is an expensive carnival ride.

HAHA

Yeah, I am kind of glad I am in a country where a lot of Amazon sellers and Amazon itself doesn't ship or work. Forced me to get out more and actually support some poor people during the pandemic and I didn't support this cunt.